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Romance / Re: What Can She Do ?? by SaucyBenks(m): 5:17pm On Jul 22, 2019
Use juju... All you'll need is the man's picture and anything that belongs to him...

Don't take rubbish bro... Mtsweeeew!
Romance / Re: A Nairalander Is About To Leave Nigeria. Airport Photos. by SaucyBenks(m): 5:12pm On Jul 22, 2019
It's a nice idea but as Nigerians, we go spoil everything Las Las... Greed won't let it be a success...

The whites won't have a problem doing this tho... #mindset

We all have what it takes to make THINGS happen... But greed is real in our hearts.

Let's continue struggling.

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Romance / Re: . by SaucyBenks(m): 9:26am On Jul 21, 2019
Davash222:
Your matter much o.

Just try and engage yourself in social activities.. Go out and watch football matches, sometimes go to public bars and take some bottles of beer with fish pepper soup, compliment beautiful girls around you, let them know they're beautiful. Some weekends, keep late night for just no reason, don't just lock yourself inside room every time.
I know that will help in a way.. But I need a push
Romance / Re: . by SaucyBenks(m): 9:24am On Jul 21, 2019
Ryan03:
Lol, i use to feel most of these things especially the alone part. I hate being around people, Dont visit me, i wont visit you, Dont call me, i wont call you either. I pretend to like people so that i wont look out of place. I laugh when they do, talk about things i'm not interested in just to seem normal. I keep to myself due to several betrayals from so called friends but i Dont hate compliments tho, i just hate you touching me or coming too close. But now, almost all that changed. First, i accepted that its my person and there is nothing wrong with me, then i began making some adjustment, i stayed true to myself, if i Dont like you i wont pretend to. I stay around family members i'm Comfortable with, i Dont feel Sorry for Telling you how i feel especially when you say something bad to me, i applied for a job i love, got employed, started working and focused on making money. In the process, i met a girl who is so real and love me for me. Its been over a year now and i'm just so happy
happy for you. Even if I settle with a girl that loves me, I'd mess things up with my weird attitude n lifestyle... Its complicated.

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Romance / . by SaucyBenks(m): 8:58am On Jul 21, 2019
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Romance / Re: Collection Of Interesting Facts. [photos] by SaucyBenks(m): 8:38pm On Jul 20, 2019
Wow!
Romance / Re: My Ex- Girlfriend Harbours Bitterness Towards Me. by SaucyBenks(m): 1:48pm On Jul 20, 2019
tommyken:
I broke up with her just last month and I have move on fine although sometimes I miss her but I throw away such feelings immediately they appear. I broke up with her due to her cunning and cheating nature but the problem here is that whenever any one ask her of me she replies them with anger and people have been telling she is really bitter towards me.
Someone came to my house and told me she said she will never forgive me that when I was sick she was there for me but she has forgotten I was also there for her and my own sacrifices I made towards her, well am not move by such manipulation.
My problem now is that some people are telling me to beg her for forgiveness even if we won't be together but for the sake of peace and to forget the past BUT that is against my principle because doing that will give her a kind of victory and feeling that I miss her.
My Intuition is telling me to ignore her that a time will come when she will realise her mistakes and be the one to call me up, I just have this deep conviction in me to just allow her be and keep hating for all I care.
Please I would like your advice concerning this issue.
Thanks.
listen... Listen bro... Lemme tell you what everyone here is scared to tell you...

She has become obsessed with you and won't mind if she gets to Bleep you again and again, she doesn't just want to say it... I bleeped my pastor's daughter who was so mean to me.. Guess where I bleeped her the very first day we talked "in an incompleted building" and it continued till she left for school... She misses you bro, use your head, invite her over and let the rest be history

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Romance / Re: I Will Never Love A Girl Ever Again by SaucyBenks(m): 7:53pm On Jul 19, 2019
Don't leave your girlfriend in my care... I go Bleep am
Phones / Re: Redmi Note 7 Or Galaxy S9+/S8+ by SaucyBenks(m): 12:35pm On Jul 19, 2019
Galaxy s9+ without a seconds thought...

As for why i chose it, I don't know why.

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Phones / Re: More Blackberry Phones Available.... 3k by SaucyBenks(m): 1:29pm On Jul 18, 2019
I need one of these... I'm in ogun state, Ijebu-Ode pricisely

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Romance / Someone Should Tell Me The Truth Ooo... I Can't Take This Anymore by SaucyBenks(m): 9:52pm On Jul 17, 2019
embarassed embarassed cry is this waist and yansh real..? If yes, then Why don't I find her likes around cry cry cry

I just need one person to tell me these yanshes are not real but photoshopped cry

Romance / Re: All Julyborn Come In by SaucyBenks(m): 2:01pm On Jul 17, 2019
20th wink
Romance / Re: I Cheated But He Still Want Me Back by SaucyBenks(m): 5:45pm On Jul 15, 2019
Missperplexity0:
Lemme make this brief as possible and please if you want to insult me, envelope the insult with an advice....we dated for 4yrs, we were each other first love, i recently told him in one of our weird conversations albeit jokingly that i want to know what it feels like to have sex with another man, he consented but said would prefer a total stranger so we dont develop feelings for eachother. I ignore his advice and had it wif a close male friend of mine but there was no feelings attached, he suspected something was amiss and i told him the truth. He locked me up for two days, beat me and had sex with me forcefully throughout. We broke up after that but he is begging to come back though am now scared of him. Cant even entertain the thought of staying in the same room with me after all the pain and trauma i passed through.
young lady... You're stupid.

Bye!

Youre lucky he just locked you up after the cheating... If your type crosses my path and does that to me, believe me... I'd kill her!

And as for the male bestie she cheated with, I'd disfigured his face that no one would look at him and smile, not even his mother.

He dared you to cheat and as you mumu reach you went ahead and spread the public toilet you call private part and welcomed another guys dick and if them as you if you love your man you go open mouth shout yes confidently while that's a lie as wide as your vagina..

Youre lucky it isn't me!

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Romance / Re: Why do girls do this to guys .. by SaucyBenks(m): 8:01am On Jul 15, 2019
Yoloboy098:
No way that I can reach her again.. seems she barred my line.. because when I called to know if she had gotten home . It was dropping instantly and that is what happens when a line is barred and she had blocked me on WhatsApp too
young man... Follow the advice the second person that Commented on this post gave you..

But open a new thread after she appear like a vulture after a week plus, I love hearing this kain stories grin


You see that ToTo? You MUST Bleep am... Trust me, she dey come back... No be women again? Hahahahahhahahahahaha!!!

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Romance / Re: Why do girls do this to guys .. by SaucyBenks(m): 7:57am On Jul 15, 2019
TimFisher2:
undecided

Mr Man don’t call her again,don’t even stalk her,just remove your mind from her.

Bet me after two weeks without hearing from you,she will land in your house like vulture

Just go and buy two packets of condom now and keep in anticipation!
experience is the best teacher grin grin grin grin

You forgot to tell him to include vega 200 to the list of items to be bought grin
Romance / Re: “Thank God I Replied To My Dms” — Lady Shares Photos With Her Man, Advice Ladies by SaucyBenks(m): 7:47am On Jul 15, 2019
I dm u I just wan shift your pant.. Shikena
Romance / Re: Please Help! She Can't Bear The Pain by SaucyBenks(m): 12:07pm On Jul 14, 2019
push it in forcefully intentionally and tell her you're sorry ooo,that it was a mistake...by then,Hymen go don open road for serious bleeping...

you're welcome
Romance / Re: Babe Is The Real Definition Of Wickedness by SaucyBenks(m): 10:13am On Jul 14, 2019
ommie:
..we started dating in February. I gave her all of my time, affections, care, monies.. I gave her everything she asked. I've been such a lover boy; what most girls craves for..

It all started when she said she was traveling to see her mum but I got to know that she traveled to a big city to see a guy, this she confirmed because I caught her by the wrist, she later told me that she has been dating the guy for years. I managed to forgive her after pleading with tears rolling down her cheeks. I was going to marry her.

Babe came to my house on Thursday night to leave on Monday morning. As usual, I tried fvcking her but she refused as always - I have not seen her pant since we started dating. Fast forward to yesterday evening ~ I tried turning babe on several times but she refused me.

At about 10 pm, babe was in the sitting room following BBNaija but left her phone in the room. I went to the room to make use of the rest room, saw her phone on the bed and for the first time picked it up and went straight to her outbox... Boom!!! By 6:51 pm, she sent a message to this guy telling him how she was Hot and wanted to feel his duck in and out of her hole. Can you imagine!

Because I am a straightforward person, I told babe when she came to join me in babe and she looked for a place to hide her head.. In some split seconds, babe was naked and asked me to fvck her for the first time since we started.

I hesitated but advised myself otherwise because babe has been a complete parasite; no benefit, no input from her since we started. I thought of refusing her because of integrity but....

She is here and mopping the floor.. I don't know what next to do to her..
sha use condom and dump her afterwards... don't marry the hoe sha.

enjoy the Toto wella my brother.

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Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out That You're Being Cheated On? by SaucyBenks(m): 5:10pm On Jul 13, 2019
Nmahgood:
Have I been cheated on or have I cheated on someone,I dunno abd don't care...as far as I'm concerned the word "cheating" only applies in marriage, not some stupid relationship stuff
let's meet... I'm not concerned or bothered about relationship either.. Life's one you know

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Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out That You're Being Cheated On? by SaucyBenks(m): 4:48pm On Jul 13, 2019
Bitches... Especially those with flat stomach, 32inches wide butt, 52inches round hips n coconut-like pointed breasts angry

Most of you stupid guys are dating girls who's contacts are on Codedruns.com n the rest.. We Bleep them n pay them off every weekend, 18years,19, 21,22,24,25...? Just name it...!

They'd still come home to you n open them filth of a mouth and say I love you and your heads will be blowing like balloon but real guys are spreading their tight creamy cum-milking vaginas and even cumming deep deep inside of them every weekend without any I love you bullshit talk. Remember, even your boo get boo.

Some newly married women are even there... We Bleep them and pay them off the same money they use to help your families, and you'll hear one stupid senseless guy day there's this girl I met, she has all the qualities I want in a woman hahahahahaha I just laugh...

We even ask some of them this question does your husband Bleep better? And you know their responses it's even sweet fucking someone's girlfriend/wife-to-be/wife cos mine has been bleeped in the past and I have grown to enjoy the feeling of enjoying another person's woman.

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Romance / Re: My Gateman Tried To Kiss Me When I Was Small by SaucyBenks(m): 3:06pm On Jul 12, 2019
Ilamina:

Is it not time for my parents to sack him angry
wait A little bit more till he creamppie
your secondary virgin pussy without trying.. Afterwards he can be sacked.

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Romance / Re: Things Happen When Ever I Try To Have Sex. by SaucyBenks(m): 1:18pm On Jul 12, 2019
may320:

My friend go and eat.
All these happened to only you? Were you the only male sweet-pie in the entire town as at then? grin
ok
Romance / Re: Things Happen When Ever I Try To Have Sex. by SaucyBenks(m): 1:12pm On Jul 12, 2019
may320:

This figment was sounding real until it reached the bolded part. grin grin grin
Are you well?
you think its a joke, just like a lot I've told thought... So have a nice day.
Romance / Re: Things Happen When Ever I Try To Have Sex. by SaucyBenks(m): 12:32pm On Jul 12, 2019
kelvinrhs:

Sorry about your experience with your cousin.
How did it start with your housemaid
I had a sister then, and elder sister tho... She stays a lot at her friend's place back then... So I'm left always with the maid, she'd make me do something wrong in the house and then say she'll tell my mom unless I do what she asks.. That's how the whole thing started... She was first person to ever make me cum... Many more happened with my sister's friends, Ana, loveth, Jane, Sandra, Ehis and the rest... Even in school I was raped in the toilet by a group of girls and that was the first time I was forced to lick pussy cry
Romance / Re: Things Happen When Ever I Try To Have Sex. by SaucyBenks(m): 12:13pm On Jul 12, 2019
kelvinrhs:

Do you guys still see each other
... No, but I heard her husband died recently...

It was actually shortly when she was doing these things to me that my mom had an issue with her and sent her back to the village and employed the house help that bleeps me everytime she wants to till I was 13 and she was caught stealing and sent away... She even use to beat me sef if I fight back...
Romance / Re: Things Happen When Ever I Try To Have Sex. by SaucyBenks(m): 11:58am On Jul 12, 2019
kelvinrhs:

How did she force you
cousin is way way older than I am then, like 22years... She'd wake me up in the morning and start kitting me up for school and while everywhere is dark, she'd stick my whole hand inside her vagina and move it back and forth cry I touched many things in there, just thought it was play... And when she's done, my hand would be so wet and sticky and she'd help me wash it off... All these happened while mom was busy preparing for work cry

Then it advanced to her touching my small dick and sucking it, she's part of the reason I'm an addict to masturbation today embarassed from there she'd take me to my parent's room and lay on me but I don't think I was inside, rather she'd rub her clit on my bald public area then till she cums and I remember complaining severally saying Aunty your hair is shooking me and when I try to leave, she'd pull me back and lock the doorcry
Romance / Re: - by SaucyBenks(m): 7:03am On Jul 12, 2019
AGUTT3:
is tickling considered flirting? I usually tickle my brother's wife (sister in law ) on her waist. do you think it's inappropriate? Please give me your opinion?
if I was your brother, you'll be crippled when I find out... Trust me.

Your conscience is telling you it's wrong and yet you don't want to accept it... You're playing with your life if you don't know, too bad your brother married a coded hoe and entrusted her into the hands of his jobless brother cos if you get work, you won't be at home looking for waist to tickle...

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Romance / Re: Things Happen When Ever I Try To Have Sex. by SaucyBenks(m): 6:59am On Jul 12, 2019
SIR0:
Confusion here

Lost to your cousin at what age?
Abi the two occurred same day ni
cousin was first to start it the same year n later the house help took over the same year till I was 13... cry

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Romance / Re: This Guy On Nairaland Called Me Wild by SaucyBenks(m): 8:01pm On Jul 11, 2019
This one is lost..

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