₦airaland Forum

debosky:
@ Maedan

Yes I'm happy now.  

Are mods not welcome in Vero's bar?  

Mods are not welcome. . . . . .Mods shouldn't get caught drinking alcohol.
Try and set a good example for Mamagee and Ibkaye.

Pataki:
@ Sauron,
She dares not! She knows better than to announce my kondo like that.

She told me that while we were watching the new Lady Gaga/Beyonce music video few minutes ago.

Pataki:
@ Sauron,
On top my woman?! Na wa o! I no get time for nonsense. . . Lemme get back from the club, she will surely say, whose kondo she is chopping! Berra comot ya eye from my estate.

She told me your kondo is too small and weak to satisfy her.

Pataki:
@ Sauron,
Nah, that would be too much of a kill. My Abeke-oriade will handle them all.   You dey toast my funkybaby the other time ehn?

Funkybaby? My prospective baby momma?
Pataki, warn yourself o.

Pataki:
Wow, some peeps actually do want me banned? Lol. . . .keep praying and hoping it.

Being banned is not the end of the world. Been there, done it all. Mschewwww. Anyways, enjoy your thread. For those who got banned. . . .c'est la vie. I am sure you do be un-banned soon.

Report them to me. . . . .I will deal with them.

Legendaire:
Well you have to answer to Plat
She has a receipt of purchase from the manufacturer  . . . erm doctor.

I insured em. . . . .

michelin89:
You nor go repent?

I will repent after you tattoo ma name on your buttcheeks.

Legendaire:
@Sauron
Leave Michellin's bosoms alone, they belong to Platinum

Michelin's mustard seeds?
I paid top dollar to insure em 4 months ago. . . .I won't leave em alone.

follypimpi:
@Sauron

I dey bounce soon ya know ??

Folly, forgive me manners.
I will make the next bash(I promise).

Abekeade08:
Michelin imagine ooh, I want to serve sauron drinks and the bobo wan see my panties. Bouncer come here, Kindly lift mr sauron from his seat and thow him out on his backside.

Forgot to mention this. . . .
I am carrying my silver DESERT EAGLES and i intend to use it if provoked.
Tell your anorexic bouncer to buzz off before he gets shot in the stomach.

michelin89:
What is this strumentalization of women?

Wetin be this vocab now?
100% of girly clubs i know are strip clubs.
Blimey, this one doesnt even have a bouncer.

Abekeade08:
Ogini, strip wetin, me no dey strip oh. Sauron this is decent bar, if u want to see strippers take the first right at yaba left. So mr sauron what can I get for u?

Take off your panties, first.
I don't drink in a bar until i see what is beneath the garments of who is serving me?

Legendaire:
@Sauron
That might disclose my identity to the mods.

I feel you.
Lemme allow Chic2chimp to exercise his mental power with his guessing game.

Legendaire:
That's double standards . . . but I'm not after them.
I'm going to hunt you down.

How many hours ban?

follypimpi:

Are u still up for tonite ??

Jeeeeeeeeeez. . . . . . .I completely forgot.
Bloody hell. . . .And there's a Mary in ma crib as we speak.
I am afraid. . . .I might have to stab it.

Abekeade08:
Ayetty, I am getting ready for my shift, so I need you to okay my outfit. I wld like to wear a white wife beater tied right above my navel with some shiny black tights. Shey this is good enough, I want to empty he pockets I'd sauron, tkb, pataki,elder, unstable 190,  emperor and any man I see in my path. Oya tel me If this outfit is okay so I can come behind the bar ooh.

Unless stripping is part of the whole package, you are not getting a penny from ma pockets.

Legendaire:
@Sauron
No one, I just got punished for causing trouble.
Same thing you did, but I got banned for it.

You are a gentleman. . . . .So much was expected from you.
But for a villainous character like Sauron. . . .na normal yarns.

Legendaire:
@Sauron
Why will I cuss my patner in crime??
We committed the same crime and you escaped.
I have me desert eagle waiting for you. (hope I don't get banned for promoting murder again. . . lol)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Blimey. . . . . .What happened? Who stabbed you in the back?

ayettymama:
sauron is barred

Ayettymama, stop this name dropping.

michelin89:
No dearie. That's too much for a hit and run.

I rest ma case.

Legendaire:
@Sauron
Clues?? We were both having fun on the thread, only one of us got banned.
What other clues do you need??

I think i know you now.
What was the reason you got banned? Did you curse me directly or did you curse ma wifey(Michelin)?

ayettymama:
Legendaire
sauron
michelin
and the rest of the family

IF your NOT GONNA BUY A DRINK AND CONTRIBUTE MEANINGFUL INFORMATION THEN IM GONNA HAVE TO ASK U TO LEAVE

michelin your a mod u should no better!

scooby if the real vero comes and sees that cake im in trouble ooooo

oya pls come into the VIP section i dont want my SU customers intimidated!!

pepper soup and guilder cumin up!!!!

I don't think you own a right to tell me where to post or not!!!
U can ask Seun to password this thread for you and your fellow drunkards to prevent us from posting here.

michelin89:
Daddy is against tattoos and piercings!!!

I don't think your Dad will see what's written on your bootay.
Be daring, write ma name on your left butt-cheek.

Legendaire:
@Sauron
You wanna roll like that now??
It's funny how you didn't get banned too. . .

Who is this man, now?
Gimme clues abeg.
I can't remember reporting anyone to get banned. I don't report members.
Sauron retaliates any insult. . . .FIRE FOR FIRE.