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dayokanu:
Since we have completed the Italian job.

Now its the English job

Arsenal in quarters, Manure in semi and anyone who makes it that far in the finals

The weakest English club(Arsenal) will beat Bayern Munich over two legs.

nikkykay:
What you dont hear will not hurt you
I wont ask him such Q and if he asks me,i will definitely lie abt it.Period!!!!!

And if he hears about it later from a 3rd party??

Girl846:
Okay guys, I'm just curious,
I hear many guys saying that they don't want a slut yet they want experienced women to marry. Some say they want a virgin,
So, the question is:

BE HONEST,
Assuming the fact that experience (or lack of) is NOT the most important factor in her attributes

In your opinion, how many number of partners would be ideal for your future wife to have had before she met you?

I often wonder what number of partners suddenly differentiates someone from a saint and a slut. Where is the line drawn?

'how much is too much?', Let us know!

I do not know about other girls, but this issue is a confusing one to me!
There is no correct answer, I just want to see what the NL guys feel on the topic. I am not trying to start trouble!
PLEASE!
There is no need to start insults or get mean. There is no need to start arguments about gender roles and the double standards.
I'm curious that's all.

(vote the top of the page! thanks for your co-operation)

None or One!!!!

lordimpaq:
this thread has neva changed,
hello sauron, miss me?

Lordimpaq? I see dead people!!!!

kemisuga:
I have never come across a Naija guy that gives me anything in my past relationships. I give everything they needed and have been very supportive, yet all they give back is DECEIT [/b]and[b] LIES.

Not only me the same happen to my girlfriends too.

WHY?  WHY??  WHY NAIJA GUYS

You are what you attract. . . . . .

Krayola:
Beyonce's little sister. One naija babe like dat. I think her name is Sola or some s.h.it. Haven't seen her butt yet so I can't confirm if she really shares genes with the Knowles', but my people are on it and I'll keep u posted.

Beyonce's sister on NL?

debosky:
Did you see Nesta in yesterday's game? You need to go to specsavers. Dida didn't play either, instead Abbiati did and was obviously not good enough.

Nesta is still a Milan player.
Cesc did not play against Porto, does that mean Arsenal don't have a quality player like Cesc in their ranks.
I was not talking about their team yesterday, i am talking about Milan as a club and their prospects in competing in Europe.

Ambrosini is a shadow of his former self, Flamini is now clueless and can't hold down a starting shirt.  Dinho is past it and only raises his game occasionally. Pato and Pirlo have quality but Pirlo is definitely not at the peak of his powers.

Ambrosini, Flamini, Dinho, Pato and Pirlo will all walk into the Arsenal team without hassles.
Flamini is better than Song, Denilson, Diaby and Ramsey.
Dinho is better than all Arsenal strikers cloned together and Pato whups Eduardo, Bendtner and Vela.

Scholes and Giggs are over the hill too - that's why Fergie must manage how he uses them to maximize the return, not treating them like Carrick or Valencia who can play 30 games a season without any issues.

Paul Scholes has featured in more than 30 games since 95/96.
The only season he did less than 30 was when he was diagnosed of double-vision in 2005/6 and he also manages to feature in BIG games.

Ryan Giggs has also posted more than 40 games SIX times in the last 7 seasons. How are they over the hill?
Are we talking about the same Giggsy that won Player of the season in 08/09 and was the best United player in Aug-Oct 2009?

Serie A may be of lower quality then. . . .If Milan was in the EPL they'd be struggling to be above Fulham right now.

If Milan were in the EPL, they woulda learnt how to play the English way.
High tempo, Closing down the opponents and sharp counter attacks.

tkb417:
Folly, how u dey take read this babe post nau

na wa o
ol babes, increase the fonts now
haba

Who is Pweety4me?

tkb417:
@sauron

do u wanna share some of your pics

lets see if youre as hawt as we think

maybe u can take some of these hampers hornies home  

My pic is in ma profile now.
White paint, lip-gloss and green hair.
I am already married. . . . .Don't need no hampers.

follypimpi:

You reckon ?? She looks Hausa tho.

Very average.

I want Barcelona and Bayern Munich.
Over 2 legs, i doubt any of these 2 clubs can beat United.
I'd rather have them now in the K.O. stage than in the final.

Kunbee:
Sharrap

Ahhhh, i remember you now.
Kunbee the farmer.

follypimpi:

U seen Oyinda pic,she's fire.

Oyinda is average!!!!

Kunbee:
Me nko

I need to see your pic to assess. . . . .

tkb417:
easy guys  

take a chill pill and lets enjoy the banter

no curses ooo

so let the beef continue

NL Guys Vs NL gurls

scoreline
Guys 2: babes 1

NL Babes?
I can only vouch for 12 of them.
Others are sterling worwor babes. . . . . .Like the ones that sell Ewa Agoiiiin in Ebute Meta.

debosky:
Age is not Milan's problem - they lack quality in crucial areas - virtually the whole of Utd's backline are accomplished internationals still playing at the highest level. Of Milan's, only Jankulovski (over the hill player) can be regarded as such.

They have quality in crucial areas. . . . .It's just that the football in Italy is played in slow-motion.
Dida is better than Almunia. . . . .I will have Nesta/Thiago Silva over Arsenal's CBs.
In the midfield, Pirlo, Flamini and Ambrosini are no duds and the combination of Pato and Dinho is better than Arsenal's strike force!!!

Midfield and Attack - Flamini has barely played for 2 years, Pirlo and Ambrosini are over the hill, so is Ronaldinho. Huntelaar is misfiring and Borriello barely got into the game.

How can Pirlo be over the hill when Scholes and Giggsy are firing for Man Utd and scoring important goals in crucial games.
I don't buy the age thingy. . . . . .Pirlo is a maestro. Some of his deliveries last night were world class. . . . they just happen to collide with an immovable object.

Now this is not to say the side is useless, but they are well past their best.
A defence with Nesta, Maldini, Oddo and Kaladze just after their peak cannot be compared to Bonera, Abbate, Thiago and Jankulovski.

Milan are not useless. . . . .They are 2nd in Serie A!!!
Inter Milan woulda gone the same way albeit a lower goal margin in aggregate.
The tempo of English football is far superior to what they do in Italy.

Eastbay:
Imagine cats here saying a 4-nil win was nowhere as impressive as it looks.
Milan,7-times winners,were beaten home and away and conceeded 7 goals in the process.
Some fools want to spin it like we were favourites all along after predicting doom for us.

United won't get their deserved credits. . . . .It has always been like that since Fergie's dominance started.
We just pasted AC Milan 4-0 and the ABUs are saying it wasn't impressive or AC Milan are not the force they used to be because the players are old.

Interesting stats:

Man Utd: VDS(39) Neville (35) Ferdinand (31) Vidic (28) Evra (28) Fletcher (26) Scholes (35) Park (29) Valencia (24) Nani (23) Rooney (24)
Average age: 29.28

AC Milan: Abbiati(32) Abate (23) Bonera (28) Thiago Silva (25) Jankulovski (32) Flamini(26) Pirlo (30) Ambrosini (32) Huntelaar (26) Borriello (27) Ronaldinho (29)
Average age: 28.18

tkb417:
Nani's pass was the only positive thing i saw in that game, he bearly gifted Milan some goals with his silly back header and slothful passes.
he needs to be consistent. He can only be a great player if he churns out good games week in week out

Nani was awful in the first half but after supplying the pass of the tournament to Rooney in the 2nd half, he grew in confidence.
I can count 5 good low crosses he made into the box which his team-mates didn't take advantage of.
He is a better player on the right flank than the left. . . . . . . .Unfortunately for him, Valencia is no slouch as well on the right so Nani has to chill on the left for a while.

Eastbay:
They have not managed to qualify for the quarter-finals since 2004.
They keep using the same style (poaching stars from other teams) only to sell shirts and nothing more.
I said Florentina Perez was no good to Real's footballing fortunes.These same Madridstas who are by and large missing in action,condemned me.
Now after spending close to 300 million pounds on players,they cannot beat a team whose players cannot cost up to 50 million in total.
Our CR  made a huge mistake in signing for this mascot side.He ain't gonna win jack this season.

Lyon spent close to 70 milla Euros last summer o. . . . , They are not exactly a wacky side.

Real Madrid shoulda sought defenders and hard tacklers like Vidic, Terry, Vermaelen, Alex Song and Lori Cana.
There's no way a team can thrive well without having 3-4 water carriers prepared to do the dirty work.
All i see in Madrid are superstars who can't be arsed to work for the team.

Eastbay:
galacti-flops,
HOW MARKET
230 million pounds down the drain.
Did CR9 join a dud of a team?I think he did. . .

They will get it right next season.

cabali:
@sauron,

you had to wait till episode 10 before you could get something right to say about Hastings; you see what I am saying? For 9 episodes he has been an extra.

Chloe has been in the game for long does not make it right for her to be more intelligent than the head of an intelligent unit. Remember ctu was brought up because Hastings convinced weiss that he could do the job right. He must have been in the intelligent circle already before he could have been included on the list to head ctu. All am saying is that with all this, he is a waste and with what you have rightly said, even Chloe should have been the head of ctu instead of Hastings

I hope you know Hasting's acting according to the scripts the directors have given him.
Even with that, i cannot understand y'all's complaints.
He has demoted Dana Walsh and her boyfriend and he is always on top of trick situations. . . . .Give him a breather, abeg.

teeluv:
best part of episode 11.

jack threatening the suicide guy. OMG. i loved that part.

so president daughter get brain small.silly girl.

She nor get brain at all.
If she had one, she won't be screwing her father's bodyguard who happens to be a terrorist.
Of course, the dude ain't a donkey. . . . .He musta known the babe was lying and i am sure he would tie the babe up in episode 12.

dayokanu:
Sharap everyone wants awwof, oshofree. Ok lets strike a deal you take them first leg I take second. DEAL?

Cheii. . . . . .See as everyone dey scamper for free coochie.
How wide is Arsenal's cooch. . . . .Are they that cheap?
Abeg o. . . . .I think i will have to order bags of condoms before Wenger infects us with their STI(Trophyless Season).

chamotex:
C'mon . . . That is too easy now. How many times do you wanna keep [i]r[/i]aping these guyz.
The last time, they needed a new butt hole. 

I want Bayern . . . . lets settle the score with DK once and for all.

Wenger was boasting yesterday. . . . . .I want his head in a dish.
Letz see what Bendtner(The Gambian turkey) can do against Vida and Rio.

Eastbay:
And if you cannot think,loan debosky's brain before you start making retarded posts.
It's only a Pompey fan who can make such silly submissions
Go sleep,abeg.

Ignore the troll, abeg!!!!
He had an auto accident a fortnight ago that left him brain-damaged!

aieromon:
@Sauron
What happened to Gaucho?No dance steps,nothin' to show for 90mins even with ol' Neville.

Gaucho was suffering from a bout of FLU.
It's not his fault. . . . . .

jalether:
What's your obsession with hunteelar, he is a wasteman, he wouldn't make my local league team. . .that's how awful he is

Huntelaar is a super quality striker.
There is Van Basten, Ruud and then Huntelaar.

chamotex:
Guys, who do y'all want in the next round?

Bayern or the Gaynners?

I want the GAYnners, abeg!!!
Chamotex. . . .please consult your herbalist and tweak the draw in our favour.

doyin13:
Look at this Malu. . .

why aren't you poring over OPTA stats already to prove
this has been a Fergie masterstroke.

Dodoyo.

You have just proven me right that a thick phallus swims in your cranium.
Keep ranting like a troglodyte. . . .I will just sit back and watch you coochies queef all over the place while we keep winning.
Victory is not impressive and yet United won 4-0. . . .What a twit!!!

debosky:
You missed one out - Neville should open a retirement home for himself, Seedorf, Ambrosini and co.  

Arsenal were beating Milan 2-0 in their backyard two seasons ago - Utd is simply clearing the rubble from our previous demolition of Milan.  

They didn't have Ronaldinho and Huntelaar as at then.
I am not sure Arsenal can beat this Milan side over two legs.

What a difference Vidic and Rio bring to the United defence. . . .
I just hope they can stay fit in the run in. . . . . .

I will miss RONALDO. . . .

doyin13:
This victory is nowhere near as impressive as it sounds.

Shut up your rotten mouth.
Instead of you to admit your moronic prediction was way off the mark, you are here bleating like a pregnant donkey.
Had Arsenal whupped Milan 4-0. . . . .U would be spraying semen all over the place eulogising Wenger's football nous.

As usual, United will still get criticised for this victory.
Rio shoulda smiled, Vidic shoulda frowned.
Rooney ain't clinical enough and Nani is not United quality.