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bluespice:
why the hell is this one getting butthurt?

He is pissed his girlfriend just dumped him for Jaquianta.

debosky:
I held it for a while but you've ably replaced me since 2008.  

Platinumnk replaced you, not me!!!

debosky:
This thread is at least helping to keep all the offtopic railuway crew in one location.  

The corporation which you are the chairman?

stillwater:
Is it only relaxer? You need to mold that belle too o.

Relaxer is what get housewives Hot on NL, no?
Make i go buy my relaxer abeg. . . . .My belly can wait.

TOPE2000!:
That is more important jare
infact U ARE THE HOTTEST. there i said it

Not yet. . . .
I still need massive facial hair, black dye, relaxer and sportin waves.
By the time i am done. . . . .Funkybaby will make a thread for me too.

funkybaby:
ouch !    
Let me look at other offers on my table and i will get back to you. okay?  

If you see any offer better than mine, i will triple it.
Get back to me ASAP. . . .Some babes are buzzing me already.

TOPE2000!:
sauron comes last

Monkey nor fyne, him wifey like am.

stillwater:
Lol, you're not serious. You of course followed by my brother.

Thank you, sweetie.

stillwater:
TKB where is your pic?
Jaquan doesn't even come close to Doyin sef.

Don't worry. When he gets rid of his big belle, he will come first. I see potential in him.

I am buying hair-relaxer and dye this evening to boost ma finesse.

funkybaby:

am i allowed to negotiate for a better 'compensation package'  ?  

Don't be another Oliver Twist!

vescucci:
Sauron, thank you jare. I'd have sworn we did No Country for Old Men. Anyways, I'm up for it. Didn't I say something about waiting for some time to elapse before doing some movies? Obinna, where do you get your fixes? I'm sure you would have seen Alice in Wonderland three weeks ago

CHIGURGH!!!!
Please when is the sequel coming out.
I have seen bad guys but this villain takes the cake.

stillwater:
Lol, you guys are still here. I thought we had made our point yesterday. Jaquan's definitely NOT the hottest.

Stilly, ma sweetie.
Who's the sexiest?

funkybaby:
Fantastic !    

And what do i get on:

# our wedding night
# three months into my pregnancy
#all the pains i will go through during labour just in the quest to be your babymama
#when i give birth to two charming twin boys (that do not look like jaquan and without your sharp tongue  )  

Wedding night - Lexus Jeep
3 months preggers - $10,000 American Express card.
Labour Pain - $40,000 in your bank account.
Twins? A trip to MARS.

spikedcylinder:

Sauron, oya kneel down and raise up your hands. You have been a very naughty boy.

If i do that, i will see what's underneath your skirt cos i am too short.

funkybaby:

you had better go back to him and demand a monetary refund for all the milo, st louis sugar and peak milk you gave him to ensure he predicted the right coochie

Funkybaby, i will buy a HUMMER for you on our wedding day.

Abekeade08:
Sauron, really u are being unfair the way u are talking about maedan, chei some of u can be so mean sha. I know this is an annonymous forum but can we maintain some civility here. Maedan has been witty, funny and appreciative of jaquans looks. What is wrong with a married woman appreciating,  I am sure she loves her husband a lot and will never think of cheating. Naija men while dating/ married stare at women even in the presence of their girls/wives.  I really take offense with the way u have villified maedan cos she does not deserve it. @ ayetty, I thought your yim was in your profile, but i don't see it. Can u tell me wat it is?

It's never my object to disrespect women but when someone puts her head deliberately in ma gun line, she will get shot.

Krayola:
Kai!! see as boys dey jealous because babes choose another guy. Na by force?!?!  

Boys jealous?
We have the beautiful babes in our bedrooms.
Let the ayettymamas feed on scraps.

funkybaby:

nah, not this punan.i   look elsewhere  

****makes long distance call to my ijebu-igbo husband to remind him not to let down his guard *****  

It has to be that coochie.
TB Joshua predicted it last year so it gast to be.

Ujujoan:
Hey cool it, ok?  

I am just having fun. . . .I hold no grudges against anyone.

funkybaby:
hehehhehe. sauron   na winch oh.

me wey i think say i get bad mouth,  i see sauron, i run !  

U can run but you can't hide.
Until we make babies, i won't stop chasing you.

tkb417:
how are u different from those fighting us?
u jump from one babe to the other

Funkybaby is supposed to be ma babe? pls, stick to your Tope abeg
ole ajibole

U better face front. . . . . . .
Na me get funkybaby.
Stick to your baby mamas and ayettymamas.

tkb417:
ehn ehn
is she razz?

she once told Chamotex that SE peeps are razz

She is razz, abeg!

funkybaby:
No worries.  
Let the girl be abeg

Seems she is new on this forum.
She should know that she cant trade insults with you, sauron or tkb and walk away unscathed  

Her Royal HOTNESS. . . . .Funkybaby.
I will chase you from Pompey to Pakistani. We must make babies.
I don't care how your husband feels.

TOPE2000!:
lol. . . .o gbadun, i must say i am surprised
for where? o serious

Tope, please now.
Let me in before you get Jacquanised like em Hot housewives.

omo~fat:
Finally, I've gotten you to state your real position.
Just one side note. After wiping them all out, there will be no need for this education you propose cuz all the HIVers would be dead 

All the HIVers in Uganda will be dead but the citizens of Uganda will be ready to deal with foreign HIVers attempting to start the transmission all over again. I mean foreign forces like you.

OMO IBO:
If you spent less time fantasizing about me and what i wear you might just begin to understand how silly you are.
But i dont see that happening.
At least not anytime soon.

Just a thought bruh!

Your neighbours told me!
Where is your comprehensive skill?
You are too insignificant to slip into ma chain of thoughts?
What are you? Jesus Christ? Mohammed? Osama? Obama? HIV?

TOPE2000!:
meadan is married?

8 years in marriage.
Makes one wonder if this thing called marriage is not over-rated.
I cannot imagine my wife or my mother oozing vaginal fluids over a dude on the internet.
Ogrish!

tkb417:
ol boi, e be like say we go leave this goat o go find better work do

Yes. . . . . like fiddling with Tope's chesticles.

OMO IBO:
Omo Ibo is a female
Re re re
Blah blah blah

Dude, you and your fellow 'fruities' need to have your heads checked.

Your neighbours told me you wear sanitary pads so i assumed you are FEMALE.

tkb417:
lol

Abeg, who be dis ayettymama?
I need Intel please. . . . . .She is ultra-razz.

omo~fat:

Touched a nerve did I?
Intolerant, Vile, Evil, Insensitive people usually get riled easily.

Sauron's nerves are untouchable in case you haven't heard.
You are the one bleating away like an animal undergoing manual castration.

If you are REALLY concerned about the spread of HIV and not your blind hatred for gay people, you will indeed agree to lets just "wipe out" everyone with HIV/AIDS. Isn't that common sense? - Wipe them all out and then there's no more HIV to transmit!

Wipe them off and lets concentrate on educating Ugandans about HIV and it's dangers.

Idi-ot  

I blame the donor and the recipient of your Y chromosomes.
The money spent on your education shoulda been used to buy condoms to prevent an autistic savant like you populating the planet.

tkb417:
Not in this life

im way above your ancestors!!!!

i dont need to make noise but hell i can say it will take a decade for your household to match me person. My life doesnt revolve around shameless fantasies but real tangibles. Its your ilk that shd die a natural death for whoring openly

How can you even compare yourself with Maedan.
A bloody illegal immigrant in the USA with no purpose in life.
Forced to marry a US Citizen for the papers and now stuck in marriage with a drug fiend.
U can understand why she's getting her panties wet for a boy 12 years younger than her.

Abekeade08:
Omo ibo god bless u. Sauron when Naija men disagree with women, why stoop to name calling? Nothing more intelligent for u to say than to call someone ashawo? Na wah ooh.

She's an ashawo!
She did not dispute it. . . . . .We caught her in the act!

P.S. Omo Ibo is a female.

maedan:
And a mad cow chewed on those two rice pellets you call ball.s. Strutting around like you own the place, or that you're better or smarter than any one else. You are the dumbest, weakest and most unappealing guy I've ever come across since I've been frequenting this forum. Lazy fowl.

There's no way i can appeal to you.
Ma persona don't attract FUGLIES. . . . .Ma persona don't attract jobless married women who wants to sleep around.
U have a choice. . . . .Kill yourself and hope you will be hot in the after life cos you have no chance to SCORE in this life of yours.

Pataki:
I don laugh die for here.

Chai see how these girls no go tire? Let me continue my laughter in hispanics. Even the certified nairaland beauties on this board have a contrary opinion to what the Hot wives and women are spitting insults here and there all because of Jakard.

Awon oniranu.

The theory is simple.
Nairaland beauties don't make noise because they have nothing to prove.
A good commodity needs no excessive advertisement. Mobil nor dey advertise petrol.
Maedan and co must make noise to be noticed. If they don't shout, you won't even notice them.

omo~fat:
Please provide references for your assertion that gay people are violent and straight people are calm and docile.

You are not a stark illiterate.
Go to the internet and search for yourself. U really expect me to educate you?

If I were you, I would be very careful before declaring your immediate and extended family a "sexual deviant" free zone. You may just be forced to eat your words.

I don't come from a depraved family like yours.

tkb417:
which figure of speech be dt?
supo, daani olora

A rabid dog ate Maedan's placenta.
How wouldn't she be acting like a female dog on HEAT?

ayettymama:
sauron aka- the obo aka circus freak aka- brainless clown

my name is bigger than your mouth!

you dont even have opinion in this poo so get out of it!!

you cannot compare me with the prettiest woman in your household!!

kmt just cos a woman wants to admire someone u guys get all jealous and defensive and start insultin us!!

when your doin urs no woman is insulting u!!

characteristis of typical nigerian men! insecure bastards! kmt - we dont even no any of u from anywhere your here lamenting ova wat were sayin!!

abeg go find the woman that is blind so u wonr wet urself everytime a hot ma n passes by!! kmt!

im off mayne

these idiats aint worth a second of my time!

another reason i like JQ-C- hes not full of shizz like most of u! kmt

I blame the donor and the recipient of your X-chromosomes.
The energy spent to conceive you shoulda been used to grow hibiscus flowers.
Ayettymama, you are disgrace to womanhood but i won't feed a troll like you today.

maedan:
And as for you Sauron (ode, which man of substance would pick a character from a fantasy movie as his username. Billy-goat.) This is the second or so time you are insulting me for free. Abi you dey possessed? I've been ignoring you all this while because of all the guys on the forum I find totally repellent and disgusting, it's you that takes the cake. So trading words with you further would be demeaning myself. Intelligent animal.

I don't care what you feel about me - repellent or disgusting.
You are beneath the females i can take a second look at. . . . .U depraved beast of burden.
U have already traded words so remain demeaned. . . . .Ashawo $5.

Krayola:
haha. Is that the real name or just the name people gave it? If i want to google it what should I search for?

https://www.satphone.co.uk/images/SG2520web.jpg

maedan:
Hmm. More trademark xteristics of the typical NL male. When they get beefed at a girl/girls (usually when these girls admire other guys.) They do one of the following:

1. Call her ugly.
2. Call her a love-peddler.
3. Call her Hot

Lol. And so on. ***yawn*** Little do they know they are the reason the thread even got this far. Half of what we posted was triggered by your undue and very strange interest in this topic . Don't worry eh, we will soon dash you to do with as you will. Enjoy jaquan's thread ok .

Maedan, e don do.
U think Jaquan is the hottest male on the planet - We humbly respect your opinion.
Now can you just tape it shut and let people enjoy this thread? Your constant mouth-yapping is beginning to make you look desperate.

omo~fat:
Point of correction, I have not supported anybody's habit. But why do you have to KILL people who are gay? - come on.

Cos it has been statistically proven they  DELIBERATELY spread the virus more than the heterosexual people in that area of Africa.
Grab a book and read about CRIMINAL TRANSMISSION OF HIV in Africa.

Kill all the GAYS you hear. Kill them

Kill them ALL.
It will save the planet of sexual deviants.
God destroyed Sodom n Gomorrah. Ugandans should destroy all faggotz.

Krayola:
What is Turaya or Turaya fone?

Naija satellite phone!
It's as thick as your slim PS3 console.

tkb417:
FUGLIES? hehehe
why arent the pretty ones drooling

Of course, empty barrels make the loudest noise.
You won't see Rebellious, Smurf, Tope2000, etc drooling over Jaquainta or Jacquard.
But when you see FUGLIES and razzies like Ayettymama, Abekeade and Maedan splattering their pim[i]p[/i] juice on their panty-liners, then you know there's war on the forum.

can we do a test quickly? ill do a questionaire quickly and get respondents in no time
who runs the regression? Ibime?
oya call him asap. Fuglies getting attracted to blokes?
abomination

Dayokanu is a better mathematician.

follypimpi:

Dude looks 25yrs old.

We will take it.

tkb417:
which TKB now?
your own or my own

Na your own TKB hot pass. . . . .
That your pot-belly brings all the females to your yard.

Emperoh:
sauron

Been on the airwaves lately. . . . .just that there are lots of uncertainty concerning this one.
This guy has raw potentials. . . . and i hope he lives it. . . .another issue being our uncanny attitude to forge his age.
is he really 17 years?. . . , I doubt!!

We don't care if he's 17 as long as he can be the next Michael Essien.