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michelin89:
Well better. . .you don't deserve to spank this bootay!

I don't spank tattoo-less bootay!!!
U need to upgrade your bootay. . . . .

Legendaire:
@Sauron
I'll be back for you.

I am ready for the challenge.

michelin89:
Me? I nor say anything oooo!

Michelin. . . . .Contrary to what you think, i am only addicted to your mustard seeds, not your bootay.

Legendaire:
@Sauron
You got me banned.

How did i get you banned?
After a thorough check, i don't think i know you.

michelin89:
I can imagine Sauron and Eldee debating on who get the one with the longest legs.

Maybe Eldee is going to use his secret weapon, who knows. . .even Sauron fears it.

Michelin, what are you talking about?

chiogo:
It's either Eldee or Sauron.

Now he sounds more like sauron. But eldee is the one who calls himself legendary.  

Anyways, I read that locked topic. . . and I have to say that you are all crazy!!  

Sauron ke?

Ibime:
Some good performances ke?

The standards have dropped.
A match appearance for DUDU is regarded as a good performance these days.

duduspace:
Don't mean to blow our trumpet too much but playing against Arsenal is different from playing against any club in the PL, no one moves the ball about and create chances in myriad of ways the way we do, Manure and Chelsea mostly have their tried and tested routes but smaller teams atimes can stifle them when they get their tactics right.

Yes. . . . it's true smaller teams have NEVER stifled Arsenal before in this league.
U must be high on drugs.

We usually create the chances but atimes are not matured enough to put them away mostly when the team balance isn't right, we don't usually do scrappy but the boys seem to be maturing enof to play in that ball park.
Go Gooners go.

Arsenal are the easiest to stifle. . . . . .Wenger has no plan B.

Emperoh:

I just knew it. . . . .why can't you obey simple instructions eeh!!!
Who told u i didn't know what Folly was asking?

Whats up with weekend's game?

follypimpi:

Man Utd has never signed a 9ija player b4 now right ?

SIGNED is the operative word.

Man Utd 4-0 Fulham.

Ujujoan:
Time to lock this thread      

Isi Gini?
Ok ok ok. . . . . .Ujujoan is the 2nd hottest GUY on Nairaland.
Are you consoled?

Pataki:
OMG!!TheSeeker is the hottest dude!! Sauron you are a crazy murrafooka!

Where is Chinesedoll for gawd sake?!

What have i done?
TheSeeker is the people's choice and no amount of facial hair from any Jacquard can rival TheSeeker's panache.

Emperoh:
He never played for Man Utd. . . did he?

Yes or No, no arguments 

We signed Mikel Obi. . . . .whether he played for Man Utd is immaterial.
The fact remains United paid 4 million pounds to Lyn to sign Mikel Obi and he's NIGERIAN.

Folly's question centred around United have not SIGNED a Nigerian player before!!!

Mad_Max:

I'm sorry. Chigurh is not a psycho? He doesn't derive pleasure, doesn't kill for the fun, doesn't do a do-wop and dance over the corpse, so he's not bad enough for you? That guy is one of the most chilling psychopaths my eyeballs has had the my pleasure of pointing at on a screen!Did we see the same movie? He has an unflinching system of rules, and the rules in this universe must give way to his. He's even compassionate! When he feels sorry for you, touched by something in you, he offers you a 50/50 chance to escape his terrible retribution. He gives the girl at the end that chance, but she refuses to take the escape offered, because she didn't understand it. But he forces everyone to play by his rules, or die. No bargaining. Not a psycho?!!!!

I am not even sure that coin has 2 faces.
Either way - the victim dies.
Chigurgh is one mean psychopath but The Joker still rules. . . . . .The Joker is not scared of DEATH.

bluespice:
N0U BID

SINNER!!!

bluespice:
i no do leave me alone

U know i won't leave you alone.
Whatz your post code again?

jay bee:
where ma time-keeper @
r we still within the 1hr grace?  

The thread has outlived it's usefulness.
NL Judges have spoken and THESEEKER has won the title of the HOTTEST GEEZER on Nairaland.

Wow. . . . .It's squeaky bum time.

9 games to go. . . . .27 points to nick!
Who will get to the FINISH line first?
It's as tight as a nun's fanny.

I still fancy Chelsea though.

bluespice:
na only God fit save you

Bluespice, lets hook up this weekend.
I need to Jerry-Perm ma hair and i have been told you are good with making hair.
We can hit the clubs after. . . .Deal?

follypimpi:

Man Utd has never signed a 9ija player b4 now right ?

Mikel Obi.

stillwater:
Lol, why are you bringing back bad memories for some people?

Bad memories ke?
U mean all those Rolex, Ferragamo Shoes and Gucci sunglasses give some people bad memories?
Abeg o. . . .Poverty-stricken peops should stay off this zone.
U think it's easy to be a student of UCLA?

stillwater:
So the Jaquan's Igbo? Igbo men come finer than that jare.

On second thoughts. . . .After careful examination by NL judges, they think Theseeker is hotter than Jacquan.

obinna5000:
@~Sauron~
No sequel is being talked about yet. "No Country For Old Men" is based on a novel of the same name.
Between Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem) and The Joker (Heath Ledger), who's more sinister?

It's a tight one.
The Joker should ace it cos he killed without motives.
Anton is a mercenary. . . .He was killed for the $$$$$$$.