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Pataki:
@ Sauron,
Your intel is very very sharp! LOL! My mum was in Nigeria some weeks back, and this babe kept on insisting she had to meet her. Told her no way, as she was in Nigeria for something else.

Let her meet your mum. . . . .It shows signs of responsibility on your part.

Am not ready to give my mum any heartaches about my women palava. Even though she is insisting on knowing if Pataki is getting married this year. Of which I told her most def. So any girl meeting me mum is hitting the altar straight off!

Expand your horizon, spread your tentacles.
The more candidates your mum meets, the more likely you will get the best out of the lot.

How many babes has your mum met so far? LOL! Sauron the London terror!

London terror ke? Abeg o!!!
Sauron is now born again.

davidylan:
Bad error. You dont introduce a woman to your mom until you are sure you both are on the same page when it comes to the future.

Come o. . . . .
Whatz the harm in introducing any babe to one's mum?

dayokanu:
Barcelona won the La liga and Rivaldo was the best player then in Barcelona scoring 24 goals.

So that achievement is better than the United players that won the TREBLE that season?
Beckham? Keane? Schmeichel? Scholes? Yorke and Cole?

Come on. . . . . .that was fraudulent.

Pataki:
Some of the points stated here are very true. Others are based on both parties involved.

I remember I once introduced an ex of mine to my parents, stating it openly that she was the one I intended to settle down with. My mum accepted her, even though my mother never knew she was good friends with my ex gf's mum.

Anyways, not long after that, she ended the relationship based on some childish reasons. These days, no showing you to momma, until we are both on the same page for surety!

Pataki, Intel says that was the 57th babe you have introduced to your parents in the last 4 years.

dayokanu:
So where in the 2009 awards was Maldini placed higher than Terry? Or you just want to heard the croak of your voice?

I was just citing examples of the ridiculous decisions FIFA have made in the past.
Did we not see Kaka in their list in December? Kaka is a bloody excellent player but he barely kicked a ball and he was voted in the top 6 or so.

Someone should tell us how Rivaldo won it in 1999 when he contributed nowt for Barcelona?

jalether:
hold on player, what exactly do you mean , Are you in anyway comparing JT to the greatest defender of all time

Only a slowpoke will feel JT of 2009 is not better than Maldini of 2009.
I am sure y'all will argue Ronaldo de Lima of 2010 is better than Fernando Torres of 2010.

jalether:
TBH, England haven't been able to produce the calibre of players to win WPOTY, the English players close to that level are Gascoigne, Barnes

Shearer, Rooney  and prob Owen in their prime, why does England churn out bunch of technically inept players every year, it's all abt grit, passion and big heart with English players

They have produced better players in the past.
FIFA and UEFA just can't stand England's arrogance. . . . . .John Terry have won UEFA's best defender three times in the last FIVE seasons.
However, these European awards panel will still tell you Maldini is better than Terry.

jalether:
When did Zidane (x3), Ronnaldinho (x2), Rivaldo, Figo, CR7,Messi, kaka become strikers

They are all supporting strikers or false 9s.

BlueDiva:
Where was he when Villa stunned you at OT?  
If the Drog didn't go for the ANC, he'd probably be level by now.

Where was Drogba when Villa mauled y'all or when Rodallega pissed on Terry and Cech?

I'd pay you $1,000 if Rooney wins the WPOTY.
No English man is capable of winning it in the next 5yrs.

Don't be too sure of that.
If any English player wins the UCL and his league by managing to cop one of the golden boots. . . . .He will win the WPOTY.

Iniesta, Xavi are yet to be recognised. Messi still has a lot to deliver.

Strikers are highly favoured in this kinda thingy.

jalether:
Let me get thus right, two wing forwards/wingers are being judge based on their goal return alone, whatever happened to other attribute,

their overall game play and what they bring to the team

Ronaldo brings more to the game.
He has more ammo to hurt his opponents than Messi does.
Cristiano is a beast. 17 goals in 18 appearances after his strings of injuries?

Eduardo should be shot.

BlueDiva:
Rooney scores against an aged Milan team and a half dead Dida,
You scums are already talking of WPOTY?

Makes me wonder why Drogba couldn't score against Everton before Saha sodomised John Terry.

Let's see what he will do at the World Cup where we have real players.
In the EPL, he ain't even the best striker, WPOTY indeed.

Rooney is the best striker in the world at the moment.
25 goals and counting. . . . . .

dayokanu:
I heard something similar when Roma could only manage a 2-1 win over Real coached by Cappello at the Estadio Olympico.

Real Madrid played well yesterday. . . . .They were too unfortunate not to score last night.
Higuain is a born retard. He squandered loads of chances and i can now understand why SAF wants to replace VDS with Lloris(Lyon's goalie)

@ tkb417,

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If Wazza did not anticipate this cross from Fletcher, would it have been a good cross?
Amazing the way a pass that reaches it's intended target is acclaimed as a good one, while one that does not gets called poor.
It takes 2 players to make a good cross. The crosser and the intended target man must work in tandem.

dayokanu:
Deductive reasoning is actually asking for too much from a GAYYner.

Regarding best player, all pundits cant come with the same player but the best player would mostly be in the top 3 of them all.

That was what Hleb was to Arsenal geddit?

Mine would be Hleb, Fabregas and Flamini in that order

U will find ALL answers in this piece.
Just promise me you won't LAUGH.

http://www.arsenalnewsreview.co.uk/index.php?mact=News,cntnt01,detail,0&cntnt01articleid=1513&cntnt01origid=40&cntnt01returnid=42

dayokanu:
Evidence please?

Messi 19 games 16 goals Goal/game ratio = 0.84
Crynaldo 13 games 11 goals Goal/game = 0.84

Messi's team leads the La Liga presently

What about their CL's performances?
Surely, CR9 is streets ahead of Messi.

Ronaldo has 17 goals in 18 apps, while Messi is on 23 goals in 31 apps.

dayokanu:
And whats the high point of Assanal for the past 3 seasons? Sauron

I think  its Gallas throwing tantrums at St Andrews or what do you think or Would it be WenGAY wrestling with Pardew?

Sauron whats Arsenals high point for the past 3 seasons someone said it was nicking a 2-2 draw with Man Utd in 2007 via a Gallas last min goal, The hairstyles of the players or Adebayor, Eboue and Kolos Makkosa rendition. What do you think??

Playing in the FA Cup Semifinal last season against Chelsea.
It's the first time Arsenal played in the new Wembley.

HNIC:
It's no more RVN, it's Cisse. . . .  and of course Cisse went on to join Barca after his leg break and was the highset goalscorer!

I had you cornered.
RVN didn't kick a ball for 12 months and went on to claim EPL's golden boot in his debut season.
Cisse still managed to help Liverpool win the UCL after his gruesome injury.

dayokanu:
And whats the high point of Assanal for the past 3 seasons? Sauron
I think its Gallas throwing tantrums at St Andrews or what do you think or Would it be WenGAY wrestling with Pardew?

ROFLMAO.
I think winning the Emirates Cup is their highest point since Vieira left.

I have scanned the Southern Hemisphere and no one still comes close. We can even say in the Universe.
No European trophy in 25 years says it all

Onigbinde is a better manager than Wenger.

Who was Assanals best player in 2007/2008. Any football watcher would name Hleb in Arsenals top 3.

Hleb was their best player that season.
Cesc will testify to that. Hleb was the magician knitting the midfield with the attack.
He played in the hole(number 10) for large parts of that season.

From Myles Palmer(A staunch Arsenal supporter). . . . .

In my book, Wenger is a recidivist, someone who repeatedly commits the same offence. He is compelled to do the same thing again and again.

His team of midgets was never in this game and Wes Brown and Jonny Evans had an easy ride against one five foot five inch striker.

Almunia once said Wenger wants a team of nice guys who get on well together. Clearly, he doesn't tell them when they're doing things wrong. He just lets them play and never addresses their mistakes, so they keep making the same mistakes. That's not coaching, it's abdication,

He indulges his players, especially his French players. Hleb was a better footballer than Nasri, a guy who worked hard, kept the ball, linked well with Flamini, Fabregas and the others. Hleb could not finish but he contributed more than Nasri is doing now.

HNIC:
I can see that beating Arsenal home/away is the high point of the season for scummies!Scummie reasoning as usual.

Of course, beating you twats home/away is the high point of the season for us. Never mind going to Wembley or beating Milan at San Siro.

Ok to say loss of Vidic/Rio cost Manure 6 points yet loss of RVP(a player that was Barclays player of the month in OCT'09, days before the injury)did not cost Arsenal points.

Vidic/Rio are the best central defenders in this league for the past 3 seasons.
Of course, their absence will be felt more than Van Rapist who has never been nominated in the PFA team after 6 seasons in the EPL.
What was Van Persie's contribution when he was fit?

Like RVN broke his leg

He was out for 12 months and it did not stop him from banging the goals.
Djibril Cisse's injury was worse than Eduardo's and he was still a prolific goalscorer. . . . .It's high time y'all realise Eduardo is animal shyte.

If we lose tonight, I am sure he won't ask UEFA for an independent person to calculate time added on and won't question the referre's fitness like the Gum chewing Geriatric

But Wenger would question how other teams play him.
Did he not complain that Aston Villa were playing long balls, complained about the pitch when Stoke sodomised his team and he feels Drogba doesn't do a lot after the Ivorien striker has scored 12 goals in 12 appearances against Arsenal.

Your manager is the biggest loser in the Northern Hemisphere. . . . .He epitomises empty promises and broken dreams.

jalether:
Rooney win WPOTY, na beans, if iniesta fails to win it this year then Messi will retain it, EOS

Messi ko, Menses ni.
Ronaldo has outperformed him in La Liga this season.

HNIC:
See wahala
We were talking about players that replaced CR7 and suddeny u popped up Nani's name! :oSo what are you giving?

Either way, your statement reeks of idiocy.
If the players that replaced Ronaldo have offered nothing, how come United were able to beat you HOME/AWAY this season?
Ronaldo's ghost?

Are they not excuses?
With your same line of reasoning,how many points has the loss of Robin Van Persie cost us?

The loss of RVP cannot be used as an excuse.
He's been with Arsenal since 04/05, he is yet to win a league title.
His absence or presence has no bearing on Arsenal's title dreams. He is yet to score 12 league goals in his pathetic career.

Or an unfit Eduardo,Rosicky, et al.
Five first teamers won't be at Porto tonight
It's even the Press going on and on about it!

Unfit Eduardo?
How many years will it take Eduardo to be fit? A useless player is a useless player.
Ruud Van Nistelrooy was crocked for 12 months @ PSV and he won the EPL's golden boot a season later with Man Utd.
Rosicky of all goats? His personal best since he joined Arsenal has been 7 goals in a season.

Have you seen arsenal fans complain?And y'all couldn't score against Villa at home

If Wenger loses tonight, trust him to complain.
He is a poor excuse of a manager. The most under-achieving manager in Europe.
A manager charging the highest gate fee in Europe should not be finishing TROPHYLESS.

HNIC:
Nani
I said Valencia,Obertan and Owen who were brought in to replace CR7 were useless and didn't do anything against Arsenal
and you mention Nani.
Was Nani bought last summer
Nani ko, Ninny ni

Put your brain cells to use.
U said none of Valencia, Owen and Obertan scored against Arsenal and i said Nani did not score also but he was the MOTM.
To put it straight. . . . . . a player does not have to score in a match to sodomise his opponents.

Come on, The freaking quote is there for all to see
You said manure has been playing with Central Midfielders for long spells
That's a lie.
Fletcher and carrick must have played together in just 2 or at most three games
Brown and evans have been playing most of the games

Those 2 games cost United 6 points.
Add those 6 points to the total haul we have now and United woulda wrapped up the league title.
Wenger n Arsenal fans complain about injuries every season but the fact remains United suffer more injuries but we don't moan about it.

Reh reh reh
We've heard it all before!
At least I didn't make any excuses about the injuries we have had this season!

Arsenal are shyte.
When you had everyone fit, you were shyte.
When your mediocres get crocked, you were still shyte.
Arsenal needed the help of a deflection to score against a defence unit of Rafael--Evans--Brown--Evra @ the Emirates.
Shame on Wenger!!!

Jack Bauer is officially a BEAST.
How did he break free from the Russians having suffered electric shocks through his stab wounds?

The plot thickens. . . . . . .Josef Bazhaev has walked away with the Uranium rods while his dad is pleading for immunity.
Dana Walsh? What a ninny!!!

dayokanu:
Did you forget how he waltzed through the Chelsea defence at Nou Camp

Ohhh please!!!

Neither Kaka nor Messi was highest goal scorer in their league.

They won the prestigious UEFA golden boot. . . .Dinho did not!!!!

Point is in a world cup year, The performance at the mundial takes precedence.
Else why did a Ronaldo despite being injured all season long win all awards in 2002.

There was no outstanding player in 2002.
No club won the European Double like Man Utd did in 2008 or like Barcelona won the TREBLE in 2009.

In 1998 Zidane despite playing second fiddle to Del Piero won in 1998.

There was also no outstanding player in club competitions in 1998.
U see, there has to be a player who is head and shoulders above others otherwise the performance at the mundial will take precedence.
Cristiano Ronaldo did Bleep all in Euro 2008 and won all the individual awards available in 2008 because he was streets ahead of other players.

and Lately Canavaro won all awards in 2006 despite Calcicopoli

There was no outstanding player in 2006 as well.
Ronaldinho was a disgrace in that world cup. He was decent in the UCL and fantastic in the league.
Ma point is. . . . . .If Rooney wins the UCL and leads United to win the 4th title on the trot + EPL's golden boot. . . .He will win the WPOTY regardless of what happens in the Mundial.

dayokanu:
^^ Ronaldinho scored 7 goals in the CL, was MOTM in the final.
Have you forgotten how he rap.ed Chelsea in the second round, Benfica in the Q finals and AC Milan at San Siro making Gattuso look like Sani Kaita.

Samuel Etoo did the assault, not Dinho.
You are mixing up 2 different seasons here. The decimation of Chelsea in the 2nd round was the 1-2 defeat with Etoo and Larsson causing chaos on Chelsea's potato field.

Short memories you have

Dinho didn't win the Pichichi in 2005/6 La Liga season.
Dinho wasn't the UCL golden boot winner in 2005/6.
His effort in 2005/6 can NEVER be compared to Kaka in 2007, Ronaldo 2008 and Messi in 2009.

HNIC:
Which of the three played at the Emirates, except maybe a 10minutes cameo show.

They participated.
3 points at the Emirates is only 5% of the total points United have copped this season.

They didnt score did they?

Nani did not score but he sodomised Arsenal without condoms.

and forget about the O.T match.You had Abou Diaby and the blind ref to thank for the 3 points!

Abou Diaby musta been bribed then to score into his own net.
Useless buncha mediocres.

Please correct the highlighted
Long spells

Yes, long spells.
This season, Vidic/Rio have only played together only FOUR TIMES.
VDS was absent for ages and yet United keep slapping pathetic clubs like the GAYnners.

I can also say, which team can be 3rd in the league,6 points adrift and have played 4-6-0 formation for 25/26 league matches?

3rd in the league that you can never win - Not good enough.
Out of all domestic cup competitions - No trip to Wembley this season.
UEFA Champions League? Not in a million years as Chelsea and Man Utd are also in that competition.

Arsene Wenger cannot win a 2-legged tie against Chelsea and Man Utd till the 2nd coming of Jesus.

HNIC:
Naah
Why not talk us through all the goals scored by your second best striker this season 'Mr Own goal'?
His best was undoubtedly, the volley against Pompey . . . . James watched in awe!

Nah. . . .His best was hypnotising the donkey called Diaby to head into his own net without pressure.
Own goals don't just happen. It is as a result of constant pressure on the opponent's goals.
90% of those own goals woulda been scored by United players anyways cos there's always someone hanging around to do the finishing.

dayokanu:
This is a world cup year hope you remember.

All Ronaldinhos exploits in 2006 were forgotten due to his average world cup

Ronaldinho did nothing in 2006.
He was useless beyond useless and largely anonymous against Arsenal even when they had a numerical advantage. . . . .
People forget Dinho's year was in 2005 not 2006.

HNIC:
Scholesy's goal was fortuitous.
The guy completely missed with one leg, it hit the other leg and rolled into the net
If it ever occurs again in his career, he will be regarded as a Sorcerer

Talk us through TV5's goal against United at the Emirates.

HNIC:
All three have been worthless so far!

They have been worthless and yet they sodomised you HOME/AWAY this season.
The team has outscored others in the league with just a point below league leaders having played 2 CMs in their defence for a long spell.

Wenger will kill to be in SAF's position as we speak.
Letz see how you will hold against Hulk's Porto FC.

joxiri:
i just hope you guys can handle him in the 2nd leg
i think the tie is far from over

Blame Fergie for the stinking performance.
His decision to play Fletcher on the left is shocking.
Carrick and Scholes missed Fletcher's energy in the middle of the pack and Milan's CMs got lucky.
In the return leg, i expect to see Scholes, Fletcher and ANDERSON.

aieromon:
Fletcher - no goals,no trickery,2 assists
Seedorf - 1 goal,no assist,no trickery.
These are REAL men at work who make team work rather than individual display count.
If Gaucho likes,let him bring his dancing boots to OT.we no send am.

What is your beef with Dinho?
He was fantastic at least in the first 15 mins and when Seedorf came on.

joxiri:
united were effiecient and lucky
also having one of the hottest strikers in the world also helped
but milan were far the better side had and created more chances shame they didnt take them
nice to see rooney paying seedorf some respect at the end
that goal was quality

Seedorf is Rooney's most feared opponent.

aieromon:
@Sauron
Nani's performance was sub-par.He never threatened the RB and the three tymes(i think),he made a pullout,you could see the disgusting look on Rooney's face.
IMO,Park had a better game while Valencia's cross was spot on.

Nani's interplay were brilliant at times.
A good striker can make a rubbish cross look excellent. Rooney was shocking in the first half, abeg.
He made no runs to attack at least 3 of Nani's excellent crosses.

RuuDie:
@ Sauron,

pls be objective. . . .  we had only 1 striker on the field and a midfield that was very slow in pushing up into the opposition's box. . . .  so half the time, there was only Rooney in th box to aim at - the crosses had to be pinpoint or put in a dangerous for Rooney to have a chance to attack. Nani just played the balls in without taking time to get his bearings. See how well-placed all the 3 crosses that resulted in goals were!?

Rooney is not decent in the air. . .Crosses have to be inch-perfect for Wazza and he should be working more on that aspect of his game at this level.
A striker like Ruud woulda made half of those crosses count. When a winger makes a cross and the strikers don't run to head the ball, the crosses become useless.

Eastbay:
Antonini ain't of the same quality with Clichy  (as bad as he is right now)yet we saw what Nani did to him at the Emirates.
I doubt if he's a natural full back.Yet Nani couldn't get past him and deliver a cross to pick out Rooney or anyone else in the box.
Valencia literally placed the ball on rooney's dome for his first and United's second.

Maybe Rooney can read Valencia's move more cos Antonio has a one-track mind.
He gets the ball, runs the ball to the bye-line and delivers a cross. Predictable. innit?
If Milan had an intelligent RB, Valencia woulda been useless but i think Valencia's introduction suited Rooney more than Nani that can be so unpredictable.

debosky:
Perfect in the sense that it can never be replicated.

Scholesy is a magician. . . . .With him, anything is possible.

I rephrase - you wouldn't get that against a Chelski defence with a sane JT.

John Terry is finished.
Aston Villa and Wigan Athletic have scored simpler goals against Chelsea.

three shots one goal - still not a bad return from a player who is 'finished', coupled with an assist.

Rooney and Fletcher were better than Dinho on the night.

Dinho's trickery flattened Evans - go watch it again. I'm actually glad Utd won - it allows the second leg to sit up nicely.

Dinho's trickery did nowt.
Seedorf's trickery got the goal not Dinho. . . . . .

More than anything I was pleased to see Flamoney actively warming the bench when 38 year old men are playing in midfield.

Tactical moves.
Flamini will play at OT to marshal a rampaging Fletcher.