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slimshay:
@Suara, welcome oh. abeg immediately we beat Chelasea, wait WTF am i saying. Abeg devil go and burn in hell now now!!!! who dey find ya type!!!! scram!!!

I don't need y'all endorsement to become a GAYnner for one week.
Arsene Wenger himself sent me a personal welcome letter so y'all herbs can kiss a goat's ass.
Anuofias!!!

When is Van Rapist coming back?

eldee:
That's the difference between M.I and every other rapper.
He does the lyrical thing . . . but still carries everyone along with his musical artistry.
You don't need to like rap to like M.I.

I was told he honed his skills while he was in the States.
His voice makes you wanna listen to what he's spitting. Too clear on the mic.

He's got a good team behind him too . . . just see the way the beat rides with him, pausing when he needs to drop a major punchline.
He's the complete package.

I agree but he should ignore senseless battles.
He cannot battle everybody poking shots at him.

I think he's still good. You never lose the ability to use words.
I think what you noticed only started when he decided to go head-to-head against mainstream rappers.
He's good at what he does . . . but you don't need to go out of your own turf to battle.
That's what he's doing with M.I, it's backfire, come on . . . you can't outbrag someone who's career is modelled after Jigga.

Nucca couldn't stand the new kid on the block getting all the hype.
It is very natural for him to wanna protect his territory but that territory has been taken over since M.I. did "Anoti"
That "Anoti" track makes me laugh. Who was that dude dropping the hook? He is a proper Oshodi tout.

ritchboy:
Sauron
i also agree heskey is the favourite NOW if england play 4.4.2. That can change, especially with heskey not playing much for Villa.
However, i dont see how heskey would start a big game(say england v argentina) @ the world cup with lennon, walcott, joe cole, hargreaves, barry, lampard & gerrard fully fit. IMPOSSICANT

On the contrary, those are the games Heskey will start in ma own opinion.
He will just be there to cause an aerial nuisance to the opposition. . . .Win everything in the air with power and might and let Rooney and the other midfielders clean up after him.

Without Heskey, Rooney wouldn't have bagged 10 qualifying goals + the highest number of goal assists in the whole of Europe.
Heskey brings the best out of Rooney more than the other strikers. . . .I think that is the KEY point.
Of course, Heskey is the least talented out of the bunch but he can be a nuisance like Tevez.

slimshay:
Sauron i'm hearing D-12 is on the other side for this one. That'll be some f**d up shit.
Truth be told, canibus aint no slouch man.

Canibus is a lyrical BEAST. . . . . .I have been bumping rap for over 15 years and i can tell u catergorically there is no one in the game that is on Bis' level. The dude has a professorship in lyricism.

How many artists can educate and entertain at the same time? j
Just listening to Canibus's entire catalogue u would gain enough knowledge to pass a history, science and theology degree.

However, if there's one rapper out there that can shatter him on a rap record, it's Eminem.

Cause none of you fools is capable
My lyrical 'll knock you on the floor like a mechanical bull
Rhymes ricochet off the inner walls of my lungs
To past the tongue faster then bullets come out of guns
Who wants to be the one to get struck first
I bury they body on any planet except the earth

He took out Lost boys and Dogg pound on that one.

This is little compared to what i have heard this guy spit. . . . . .
He is the same guy that invented Poet Laureate Infinity. . . .The track has 1,000 bars, in the form of five 200 bar verses, and is layered in such a way that "when you mix it and spread it throughout five channels, [you have the ability] to mix the track differently every time.
How many MCs can spit bars for 11 minutes without pausing?

But the thing is while he goes all hard and serious everytime Em's is prolly the biggest clown around and he's just gonna be clowning his ass all the way. The laugh'll get me everytime.

I think Slim Shady will take this seriously.
The name dropping of Proof and Hailey means this is WAR.

mukina2:
lai lai we reject you
bad luck like you God forbid bad thing.
we nor want empty barrels for our side

I am sure Wenger needs a bad luck like me to win 3 EPL titles + 1 UCL in the past 3 seasons.

Busy_body:
Duh olodo, "too many" can equally be 99% so why are you trying to force yourself to act intelligent by making such dumb comments as "99% are fake"
No be by force to post, next time you feel the need to post but find you are struggling to come up with an intelligent post, holla at me ^{the most intelligent babe} for guidance, and i'd be sure to oblige


No need to reply me, just give thanks and appreciate that I am giving you an opportunity to rub minds with me, something other mere mortals like you are waiting months for This is a worthy enough reason to slaughter a cow for thanksgiving - if I might say so myself

Busy_Body, you need to get LAID.

galatico:
The patient dog eat the fatest bone!!!

"Good things come to those who wait". . . .BULLSHIT.
BETTER things come to those who CHASE.

eldee:
Come on . . . I quote Modenine a lot too, he's good and an Arsenal fan
Check out the my last posts on this thread.

Seriously, i think Mode-9's earlier projects were dope but he just fell off the moment he got into the mainstream.
I bought one of his albums by mistake last weekend and he wasn't bad at all. . . . . .

You have to admit that M.I's humour ismore suitable for quoting one-liners though

M.I. is fresh.
He brought something unprecedented in the Naija music industry.
Besides that. . . . .He maintains clarity and he delivers on point. . . . . . .

dayokanu:
Above is the Arsnal story in pictures from misery to misery

Dayokanu, enough of your trumpery on the GAYnners' thread.

I am an Arsenal fan this week. They must stop Chelsea this weekend and i am backing them to do so.
Seriously speaking, Wenger is the most brilliant manager since Adam was chased out of Eden.
He has been able to manage that team with the smallest of resources and he keeps competing every season.

Should Wenger go to Bayern, he woulda won at least 4 UCLs and 7 league titles since 1996.

HNIC:
Any result will do
As long as we are four points ahead of the 2nd placed team.
Beating the chavs on Sunday is the priority!

Wenger should resign if he fails to beat Chelsea at the Emirates on Sunday.

eldee:
Competition don't exist like reptilian hair - M.I (A millie)

Eldee, your love for M.I. these days na wa o.
Try and buy Mode-9's albums too. . . . . . .So you can quote some of his punch-lines.

aieromon:
Why do i get the feelin' Sauron set up this Canibus-Eminem sling attack
You a promoter now?

I am the biggest FAN of both cats and i have always wanted them to have a GO at each other.
Expect World War III on this cos Eminem's ego is bigger than Jupiter(He is bang on to reply this).
He would prolly get as many back up as he can and have a go at Canibus and his goons.

cherisa:
eminem is a pussi like his stan sauron,
he wont reply canibus like sauron didnt reply his battlers

Ofokasibe, shut your dirty traps.
Even after 25 days in exile, you still suffer from speech impediment.

slimshay:
@sauron, abeg they've been at it before jare. Didnt last long then though. Never fail to laugh when i hear that Can-i-bitch track.

Hold up, 'Bis quit foldin' up!
Punch me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch!
Do somethin'! At least one punchline,
C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9-
ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde
'Bis c'mon answer me man respond!
Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors from Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs
Bite another line from Redman's song!

And whats up with the white boy black man thing, thats shit's played out and Em's eaten it all up. FFS thats what got him into the finals in the first place. Biz shld know there will be no respond if em puts an appropriate retort to that one. It'll just be the white boys beats yet another black man in the black man's game.

You know the sad thing is if Em chooses not to respond the legions of jiggamaniacs who think Jay is a big man for not responding will say Em is a bitch for not responding. But anyways Biz has put in the universally known trgger factor: evrybody knows you dont mention Hailey.

Canibus had taken several shots at Eminem before this Can-I-Bitch track.


Anybody better than Bis MUST be a hoax
Black man, NOPE, What about the Great White Hope?
WHAT?! Man you must be sniffin' great white coke
Don't you know that's like Gary Coleman fightin' the Hulk?
And still not even quite that close
A great white bitin' ya' rubber dingy boat 50 miles out from the coast
What the[b] Bleep is the Mathers wit' you? [/b]
I'll beat you black and blue, then I'll probably get a tat of you too
Better yet I'll put a tattoo of me on you
A 10 by 10 "C" logo neon blue
The most theatrical MC battle of all time
I rip jackers like you - you know the call sign
The killer cobra that'll hover over Jehovah
in a motorized autogiro with sycamore rotors
Hydrogen peroxide gaseous vapors
Technically these words shouldn't even rhyme off paper
In theory for every soul that can hear me I'mma blaze' em
In practical practice, my style’s even greater
Can't you see what I'm spittin'? Can't you hear the difference?
Compared to me you're energetically inefficient
You need 10 times the enzymes to process one of my rhymes
You gotta rewind every one of my lines
Do you know how to paraphrase?
Can you even understand what the narrator is trying to say?

ritchboy:
Injuries aside, Gerrard is the closest thing to a strike partner Rooney will have. Fabio will probably go with a 4-5-1. James, Johnson, Rio, Terry, A.Cole, Lennon/Walcott, Barry/Hargreaves, Lampard, Gerrard, J.Cole/A.Young, Rooney.
Heskey, C.Cole, Agbonlahor, Defoe, Bent etc will slug it out for the bench. Considering the fact Heskey is seeing the least playing time, i dont think he has a better chance than the rest.

I agree with this but Rooney is not disciplined to stay in the box like Heskey would do and that nullifies the potency of their threat.
The squad would be built round Rooney and the player that brings out Rooney's best would be more preferred and that is HESKEY.

Defoe might score 400 goals this season but Capello wouldn't care cos he would be more concerned about the team's glory than Defoe's individual quest to nail the golden boot.
Heskey forms the best partnership with Rooney and for that, he is streets ahead of Defoe or Crouch or Bent.

follypimpi:
Thank God i didn't go to the cinema to watch this piece of shit,wlda ask for a re-fund and was up with the Jacob dude all topless and joggin into the forest like a Didier Drogba.I totally adore vamp movies but no bitin no fiting no blood action.Thank God for Van helsing.

The movie is a disgrace!!!

I was conned into seeing at the O2 Arena and i cannot remember any special moment.
Crap acting, Babe looked dumb. . . . .The lead actor was dumber and looked like an AIDS patient in Moldova.
It's not worth the time of anyone.

kaydee:
I'm not a fan of all that long ish but Canibus will make each bar worth it and Eminem will drop a few bars with a whole lot of humour.That's what Dzk's got in common with Eminem and that's what gives the Duo of Biz and Dzk an edge but with Royce or another rapper,this will be word war iii

It is lyrical FITNESS and i love those long ish.
Poet Laureate Infinity makes ma heart go thump thump each time i listen to it.
11 minutes of Scientific lyrics is BLISS.

kaydee:
Eminem will successfully resurrect Biz' dead career and even help Dzk get into the mainstream.

Remember when i started a thread on punchlines,i posted some of Dzk's punches there.He got them lots but i trust Eminem to re-create his Infinite personality and dish out those witty lines that got him to the top. This is gonna be beyond some Jay-Z & Nas ish, Behold lyricism!!!

Hahahahaha. . . . . . . .I have been waiting for this battle for ages.
Eminem will REPLY and Canibus will come back for him with 1000 bars.

Both cats have lyrical FITNESS to last the distance so this is going to be so much fun.

funkybaby:
that is not true !  

It is. . . .

as if the naija men are any better !
they are aware you have a steady bf, yet they will want to make attempts to try and shag !
its that bad

Naija men do it to unwind.
Naija babes do it with the hope of getting married to the new guy.

am sure you do same

Every man is an opportunist.

funkybaby:
you are forgiven !

Thanx!

FALSE!
Some of us are actually spoilt for choices  

Of course, that is how it looks initially.
It is when you push the envelope that the truth comes out that the man is already married with 7 kids.
80% of those geezers calling your cellie at night are baby-fathers.

posakosa:
Shortage of "GOOD" men. There are many available men.

Even the available men are getting SCARCE these days.
Naija babes don't see anything wrong these days in shagging a man that is already in a relationship.
That is the height now.

Eminem should better reply Canibus this time around and take it mainstream like Nas/Jigga did in 2001/2.

funkybaby:
lol. 
your likes are best ignored !

Forgive ma manners. . . . .I was only stating the FACT.

koolchicco:
Dude u go kil me ooo! 

Women should start realising there's an acute shortage of MEN these days.

jalether:
Can you present an argument without resorting to insults, I know you sell gala in Idumota (it's in the DNA) but can you just pretend
like you are related to Einstein , learn to communicate with maturity and class like debosky,  until then we have no debate

I get ticked when people of little or no intelligence are slow to grasp basic points.

I have told you Defoe is the best finisher England has got but that is not enough to help his case for the world cup.
He is too short and he won't help Wayne Rooney. The team will be built around Rooney and that puts Defoe's ambition in jeopardy.
Nobody is saying Defoe ain't good enough but how effective his combo with Rooney is will be Capello's first priority.

funkybaby:
@poster

relax. be yourself.

true love will come your way when/where you least expect it

All those 36-year-old professional babes in Canary Wharf waited for true love to come.
It never came.

jalether:
Now you are diverting from the basis of this argument,

How so, rent boy?

Care to explain the bolded parts or forever keep shut

Are you a goat?
Is it May yet? What if Rooney scores 5 goals in the next league game or Walcott scores 10 in the next league game to leap-frog Defoe?
The team would be built around Wayne Rooney and the striker that gels well with Rooney is the favourite and that is HESKEY!!!!

kaydee:
What!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is bloody war!!!!!!!!!!!! Eminem is just gonna say Canibus is another failed rapper mad at him for being unsuccessful.

DZK is one rapper i dig for his battles.He is one of the maddest netcees i've ever known.I stopped listening to him for his blasphemies but Eminem will need Iron Solomon or another battle Lord to stand a chance.

I cannot wait for Eminem's reply.
His daughter's name was mentioned so i expect a military-grade punchlines in his reply.
This is what i am talking about. . . . .Not Jigga/Alicia Keys doing the Indian dance on TV.

semid4lyfe:
Is it the same vantage point that a secret service agent assigned to protect the President turned rogue? If it is, it's a cool movie and I particularly like the unconventional way in which the story was told.

This!!!

I am sure Spikey would rate this 15% because there are no orgies on it.

Meklex:
There is this girl that I wanted for a girlfriend but she is morally brought up, is there any other way to tell her apart from the everyday 'I LOVE YOU'.

Show her your pay-slip.

jalether:
Don't you get tired of the rent boy phrase, wt does it mean anyways , what toes did defoe step on , afterall I taught Capello had the ultimate say

You are a massive disgrace.
A Chelsea fan does not know the meaning of rent boy?? A United fan does not know what RED DEVILs mean?
An Arsenal fan does not know what GAYnners mean.

and not bleeding Trevor /Dein , wake up dude, we are not talking abt Naija here, does that also explain why Bent (England's highest goal scorer was left out)

Capello does not have any ultimate say. He will bend to the words of his employers.
Theo Walcott never played in the EPL before Eriksson took him to Germany in 2006. . . .ahead of Defoe!!!
There's politicking everywhere, you dumbass!!!

debosky:
Hehehe. . . nice comeback manmustwank.

Y'all still won't finish ahead of the Arsenal though!

More like y'all were lucky Defoe, Modric and Lennon were missing at the Emirates.
If they had played. . . . .Arsenal woulda been raped.