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Do Jazz to win the World Cup?

U still need the players to do their part and unfortunately, Nigeria have more pregnant cows than football players.

fegflu:
Sauron,
You are a Big fool,
You re the reason Nigeria is in the dark today.
Mumu.

Both the donor and the recipient of your Y-chromosomes are genetically foolish.
When you ask them, they will admit

Both degrees teach u how to think critically. The annoyin part of the issue is that our leaders like oronsaye enjoyed freee education and scholarships in their time after finishing University of Ibadan. They never ever wrote apititude test or queue to write job exams. Immediately after they graduate -there was a job waitin for them. They got to the top - and bastardize the system that brought them to the top.

You are disgustingly silly. . . . .
Only a slowpoke(like yourself) would equate what a degree holder has learnt to what an HND holder learnt in his obsolete institution.
What are we talking about here? How critical do you morons think? What is the caliber of your lecturers in the Poly?
What devices have they laid their crooked hands on? How many Polytechnic lecturers have seen a ROUTER before in Nigeria?
You musta been born foolish.

They spoilt every tin for our generation. These peopel are selfish. Today, as a graduate u struggle to get anytin dat u possess. Nobody talk of scholarship any more. The govt dont giv a bleep abt u. Instead the govt feeds on u. Becos it has been taken over by these selfish basterds as Oronsanye.

You are the airhead, i am afraid.
Were you blind when you chose the option to attend a Polytechnic when millions of people queue for years to get into a University.
A lot of applicants waited at home for years to get into Uni when several Polytechnics offered em admission. . . . .They knew the dynamics of the Naija job market and they were aware if they choose the cheaper option(polytechnic), they would wait for years to get a job. . . .

It's not too late for you - go and get a UME form and start again.
Your frustration is not going to change what is happening.
U can rant from Lagos to Laos. . . . . .U will only shorten your life-span with your idiotic rants.
Ewu Ara!!!!

y me:
Death
just be care ful so you dont get roasted by copper wire

I was born an engineer. . . . .copper wires don't scare me.

when the pressure gets to you, you wil have no option than to take whatever comes your way
you think say all this grados wey dey go carry sand nah their eye dem take dey do am, noooooooo o nah condition make cray fish bend

All those grados carrying sand should go and do their Masters or do some certification courses to keep them afloat.
The job market is competitive in Naija - one needs more qualifications to stay ahead of others.

presido1:
I like german national team, spent some eight months with BMW in munchen, love the city, well organised and neat but my afro mind is going for Ghana.
How i wish both will qualify.

U love Munich? Rubbish.
I hate everything in Germany apart from their Television shows.

Ozil is a disgrace.
One on one with goalie and he fluffed his lines. . . . .Danny Welbeck woulda scored from that.

y me:
thats the point!!!!!
do you know how many graduates out there are dieing to get a job not minding the amount he/she is gonna get?
naija is falling really bad

I'd rather stay at home than get underpaid. . . .
WTF? After spending how many years in some dinghy laboratory working with obsolete oscilloscopes? No fecking way.

Cinderella Man. . .

You can die in the blink of an eye
So bat ya eyelashes, and keep winking and blowing kisses
Cuz you're flirting with death

~Bluetooth:
tell me what is hard in getting admission in Nd.most people settled for it after serious frustration from jamb and of recent,post-ume.
the job stuff is just a facade.banks preferred to employ an hnd holder over a bsc because of the low quality of their results.they are subjected to cheap labour anywhere in nigeria

y me:
if you said this like five years back i would have agreed with ya
but not in this modern day were the poly certificate gets you a quick job in naija
and perhaps the poly students gat more skills than the uni cause most of their works are based on practical

Poly Students are trained to be technicians. . . . . .University students are trained to be engineers(in lay man's explanation).

That's the difference. . . . . .I don't need to know how to solder a copper wire to a micro-processor. . . .I draw the schematics, a technician(Poly Student) gets the job done.

Ibime:
hehehehehe. . . . if you dont know the functions of the wall and keeper in a freekick situation, be quiet!!!
Only an Aba trained goalkeeper would go and stand behind his wall in a freekick.

Stop lying to us. . . . . .
Enyeama did not stand behind his wall in that freekick. . . . . . .
His fault was moving towards his right hand side(after the ball was kicked) cos he second-guessed where the Korean would place the ball. . . . .Goalies make such mistakes time n time again in the EPL.

A keeper is blameless as long as he covers his side. The other side is the responsibility of the wall. If the wall doesnt do its job and the goalie saves their skin, thats only a bonus.

The mark of a world class goalie. . . . . .Saving the skin of his defenders' screw-ups.
Something Enyeama did time n time again against Argentina, Greece and even Korea when his defenders were fannying around in the box.
Only a complete slowpoke would blame Enyeama for his slip-up after saving tonnes of shots on his goal.

What we wont accept is amateurish antics of a goalie positioning himself behind his wall.

How amateurish was Enyeama against Argentina's Messi.
The same Messi that tucked 4 in Almunia's net(Almunia chased Lehmann outta the Premier League).

franko!:
Please guys, what do you think of this silly statement and belief?

Coming from a man, who was saddled with the responsibility by President Yar'Adua (bless him), with changing this (very) backward philosophy of our public sector to impede the progression of workers from reaching (or aspiring to reach) the top hierarchy of the civil service, those ones who have graduated from polytechnic and colleges of technology, on account of being academically inferior, inferior to university graduates, which university?  for where?  universities in Nigeria?  Na wa ya! 

Over to you guys,

Of course, HND is inferior to University degree. . . . .Stephen Oransanye is very correct!!!
The entry examination that takes you into a University is much harder than the cheap exam that takes you into a Polytechnic.
Under no circumstances should the two be compared.
It's like comparing Ferrarri to a pregnant donkey on a race-course.

Ibime:
Theres nothing wrong with this. . . . unless you are an illiterate.

You musta been born foolish!!!
How many times have we seen Petr Cech/VDS save those by quickly moving their feet.
Did Lehmann even move a muscle to save his club from finishing trophyless for the 3rd time?
U and Lehmann have something in common - STUPIDITY.

Lehmann's position here was textbook. . . . keeper stands to opposite side, and the wall covers the near post. . . . the only people who didnt do their job here is the wall. . . they didnt jump. . .

VDS saved from a similar situation against Liverpool at Anfield.
A good goalkeeper would still run across to put out the danger unless your IQ is functioning on the negative integer.

Compare and contrast with Enyeama's amateur positioning on the S.Korea freekick. . . . despite the fact that the wall was already covering the near post, he decides to to run toward the near post, and the South Korean simply put the ball where Enyeama should have been standing. . .

He still made an effort to prevent the goal - better than a pillar of salt position Lehmann assumed before and after the freekick.
How can a world class keeper stay rooted to one position before and after a freekick is taken?
Matter of fact, i think you have stupidity platelets running your nervous system.

This is the difference between European class and TP Mazembe Enyimba style goalkeeping. . .

I didn't see that European class when Fletcher and Nani gangraped Lehmann in the 2nd clip.

dayokanu:
Upset vs Algeria, Upset vs USA is England the only target of upsets?

None of those upsets is worse than Serbia BEATING Germany. . . . .
The 3 LIONS are still UNBEATEN in their tournament of UPSETS. . . . . .The Germans lost scandalously to Serbia. . . .A country whose football federation was only formed in 2006.

You must be a big fool to blame "upset" even the English public are realising how mediocre their team is

England have qualified for the 2nd round. . . . .
The Germans are on the brink of elimination. . . . .I will LOVE it when Asamoah Gyan sodomises Lahm tonight.

dayokanu:
Only a doofus would not have heard about the word "upset" Its a deviation from the norm teams with better players normally win.

So why didn't your distorted brain cells tell you the match against Algeria was an "upset"?
U must be a consummate dimwit.

What competition was that? What trophy was at stake? Some teams thrive on meaningless friendlies while some reserve thei energy for the main tourney. ENgland won Tournoi de France but crashed out of the world cup second round, England won germany 5-1 but crashed out of the world cup quarters.

Who cares what the competition is.
The fact is England disgraced Germany in Berlin(the last time the 2 teams met).

Germany has their priorities set.

Like losing to Serbia.

That pathetic team in the last 10yrs has been a World cup finalist, World cup 3rd place and Euro cup finalist. Tell us about the hopelss English.

Look at this retard. . . . . .
Of course, your retarded brain cells still tell you the same set of players that played in 2002 WC Final is the current bunch.
What a tarado!!! 

Portugal have never won the world cup - they are ranked 3rd in the world.
Keep hugging your useless glory and crash out of the world cup tonight.

Germans dont count their chicken before they are hatched unlike England who has won the world cup before leaving Heathrow. 2nd behind USA? A country where 3/4 of her population doesnt know their is a world cup game going on.

Can you hear yourself?
The same USA are ranked higher than the Serbia that served y'all arses on a plate for you.

Sometime I think you are wired to reason with your toenails

Sometimes i think you are so screwed up, you cannot even locate your intellectual compass!

dayokanu:
What hasnt players gotta do with it? Why did Portugal beat Korea 7-0? didnt the two teams have 11 human beings on the field?

How did USA beat Spain? How did South Africa beat France?

You said a decent side, And what part of England looks decent? A team struggling with USA, Algeria that Amodu beat and Slovenia??
Shame has no better definition

The same England that disgraced your UNBEATEN record of 47 years in Berlin in Nov 2008.
If they are not decent, i wonder what that says about your pathetic team.

Germany could end up in any position from 1st to 4th in their group. Let them win Ghana first before we go to England

What a glorified simpleton. . . . . .
U knew Germany could end up between 1st and 4th and you had the gall to complain about England who finished 2nd(tied on points with the group leaders).

Sometimes i think you grow testicles in your brain cavity.

eldee:
@Sauron
Nah . . . check properly, it was Eboue, Toure, Senderos, Clichy . . . those were their first 10 caps for Toure and Clichy.

So it was this lot and it was Campbell that scored against Barcelona?
Did Senderos metamorphosed into Campbell? U are a joke!!!

Your grandmother will not gather a cleansheet record in UCL, Vincent can't either.
Anyone would have accepted a redcard to stop Eto from scoring . . . it's a no-brainer.

Clean sheets? Cheese n Rice.
That was Arsenal's most negative footie under Wenger.

They went 4-5-1 with Henry up-top and 5 midfielders(3 of them are defensive) behind him.
Who wouldn't keep a clean sheet with that? The football was rubbish - Arsenal don't go out to PLAY and they relied on catching teams on a break.

That's the thing, those kind of saves used to impress me when I was still a teenager.
Give me a corner kick punch against the tallest Italians and I'll be fine.

Like this?

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How tall is Darren Fletcher?

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dayokanu:
Simple question, tell me how many players who play in Grade A clubs are in Englands group.

What has where players play gotta do with anything? U gotta be a fool to utter such daft statement.
All the players in France play in Grade A clubs and they were crap compared to South Africa or Ghana.

USA spanked Spain, the best team in the world in a FIFA organised match.
Common sense(i am assuming you have got it) says they are a very decent side who can even spank Germany should they cross paths.

We saw Serbia dismantle the German myth after the Nazis flattered to deceive against the Aussies.
Germany are shyte. . . . . .The last match Germany played against England, England spanked em in Naziland.

eldee:
@Sauron
Get back at me when Eyeama helps an inexperienced defence to a UCL cleansheet record.
Get back at me when he keeps cleansheets against Madrid, Juventus and Villareal.

Inexperienced defence? The defence of Sol Campbell, Kolo Toure and Ashley Cole is inexperienced?
Are you aware Campbell and Cole played for England in 2002 World Cup? 4 years before the UCL cleansheet record you are harping about?

Get back at me when Eyeama saves a penalty against Riquelme when a goal would have sent them through.
Didn't Eyeama once lose his shirt to Austin Ejide (a common Esperance keeper)??

This is clutching at straws.
Ma grandmother woulda saved Riquelme's penalty.
Lehmann is shyte - his stupidity got him sent off against Barcelona in the FINAL - He had a Kaita moment in that match as early as the 22nd min.

Lehman was Germany's best till he retired, Eyeanma is still struggling to be Nigeria's best.
The two most important jobs of a keeper are shotstopping and setpieces . . . Lehman beats him in both, all that temperament, shot accuracy and thru-pass ability amounts to little or nuffin.

Enyeama has been Nigeria's number one for how many years now.
Who can forget the fantastic save he made from a Scholesy belter in 2002? One of the best saves of the tournament.
Lehmann was still fellating on Oliver Khan in those days as an apprentice. . . . .

WATCH FROM 7.10 and tell me Lehmann coulda pulled out this save 8 years ago.

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He was never good enough, that's the thing.
It's not like he had a consistent run of form and he had one bad match . . . you guys made a judgement based on two matches where he conceded three goals.

Enyeama is better than any Arsenal goalkeeper.
It's not a myth - it's a FACT.

dayokanu:
In Germanys group we have Vidic, Ivanovic, Stankovic, Muntari, Krasic etc.

In Englands group mention any player who plays for a grade A clubside in Europe

It seems you dunno how perilious your situation is. . . .

Should Ghana draw Germany and Serbia beat Australia, the Nazis go out.

dayokanu:
So England couldnt top a group of Slovenia, USA and Algeria

Oxford dictionary: England means shame of huge proportions

Have Germany topped a group of Serbia, Australia and Ghana?
Imagine. . . . . .Ghana sitting ahead of Germany in WC group?
Nazis are a disgrace.

dayokanu:
How are the 3 rats faring?

Prepping to put nukes in the arses of the Nazis.

eldee:
So now England is playing without a striker??
This would have been the time for Bent.

USA just scored. . . . . .  .USA to top the group and England might likely play GERMANY.
Happy Days ahead!!!


SLOVENIA out!!!!

Krayola:
Defoe off for Heskey

4 minutes left.

English players have no nerves. . . .Dem too dey panic.

If England yakubu their chance to qualify for the 2nd round, it will be [b]KAITA[/b]strophic.

Krayola:
I think he is playing pretty darn well.

The best i have seen him play in a long time.

Yeah right!!  Kanu would have done better for Y'all last season.

Kanu's highest number of goals in his entire EPL career is 12 - same return as Berbatov!!!

Krayola:
Na brilliance we go chop, abi make player deliver wetin dem dey pay am millions to do?  Ibra is brilliant too, but the guy no perform to expectations. I know Berbatov is pure class. . . but that one na for him pocket. AT the end of the day u no fit collect millions and not perform. When no be say dem be Naija govt official. 

SAF and Man Utd are happy with Berbatov's performance.
I dunno about Ibrahimovic.

Chei. . Capello wan die for bench. Judging by ENgland's past luck, these missed chances will bite them in the backside. . .  if they don't get a second they could be out in the next half hour. Na Jabulani go wound them again.

England will win this game.

Krayola:
Considering there are 32 countries, half of which will be eliminated by today, then that is possible. But the guy na flop. Well not really but he no reach expectations. Just admit it. . . You were wrong about Babatoff and I was wrong about Ibrahimobitch.  

Berbatov is a fecking brilliant player. . . . . . . .The last of a dying breed.

Rooney hits the post!!!

Krayola:
WOuldn't that be babatoff?  

Berbatov is better than most strikers in this tournament.
He woulda been a delight to watch controlling the JABULANI players like Messi, Xavi and Rooney are complaining about.


WHAT A CHANCE BY DEFOE . . . . . . . . . Defoe is Mr. YAKUBU.

Yakubu(ya-ku-bu). A word in the advanced world cup dictionary meaning 'miss'.
It is often used by the females. e.g I don yakubu my period.

Krayola:
Lampard is a dodoyo. Might as well be a Yakubu  

He is the most overrated piece of shyte in the EPL.

What a pass by Rooney. . . . . . .Gerrard should be blasting that into the net.

Lampard is a slowpoke.

I am 100% sure he would score that in Chelski.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


DEFOE!!!

England's midfield is a joke. . . . .

Barry, Lampard and Milner are all useless players.
No technique at all to receive and pass the ball to their strikers and people wonder why England have failed in this competition.

Glen Johnson is a cock.