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What a tackle by Danny Shittu. . . . . . ,
Shittu has to be the fastest fat cow on the planet.

Obasi is a retard. . . . .  . . .

After a brilliant run by Yakubu to get past 3 Korean players, Obasi ruined the move by trying to be a hero.

presido1:
Cant Argentina score goal again? Whatz wrong with them

No Messi, No Tevez.

Sisi_Kill:
Now that they've scored, watch them relax until the south korean team scores.

Sisi-Kill, i for vex for you but i LOVE you.

buzugee:
odiah and ucheeeeeeeeeeee

We should beat the Koreans. . . . . . . .
I just hope the Kaita spirit won't enter any of the Nigerian players.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


UCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


What a cross from Odiah. . . . . . . .

Kanu is our best player.
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, he is ripping the Koreans apart.

Na wa o.
Lee Chung Yong is dead?

Oops, he's back on the pitch after being stretchered out.
Nigeria is looking good for now.

y me:
my shawty wan die for laugh as he dey see this pic

Funmi Iyanda looked like a village headmaster in those. . . . . .
I mean the knicker was even over-sized.
Crikey me. . . . . . .I have given up on female celebs in Nigeria. . . . .

y me:
some of them just lack simple dress sense. . . .
they fink wearing close to nothing makes them the star of the occasion
and with their colour riot,that one nah die
are you tryna tell me you are six feet right now?

Lemme show you some. . . . .  . .

FUNMI IYANDA
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Ibime:
Nah, the Rick James line stole it for Royce!!!

Bleep ya couch nigga!!! 

Joell Ortiz spat flame too(I give tracks a holy feel (holyfield) and it bite ears) but Eminem's punches subdued all em cats.
Where was Joe Budden?

Meeeeeeeeen, Slaughterhouse now signed on SLIMSHADY records.
This is the TAKEOVER.

Ibime:
Quit joking. . . Royce and Joell took the limelight on that track. . .

Eminem cremated em. . . . . . .Royce and Joell were just shouting.
The way Eminem set the pace. . . . .those nuccas couldn't cope.


When Eminem said. . . . . .
U can call me R. Kelly now, U-R-in(Urine) Troubleeeeeeee, I just said goodnight to SLAUGHTERHOUSE.

That's the maddest WORDPLAY i have heard to date.

y me:
nope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they are from Afghanistan

Naija babes are something else. . . . . .
I saw some chics on "RED CARPET" the other day for one music awards in Naija.
If you see what these chics wore. . . . . . . .U will laugh your way to a grave.

Ibime:
Eminem feat Slaughterhouse:

http://usershare.net/pooz2k1zuxam

Hahahahaha. . . . . . .
Ibime must be mad now. Eminem murdered his favourite rap group on record(yet again).
Who can stop the Caucasian male?

Genuflect:
I've heard Untitled (Over-sick). Yet to hear the other two bonus trax. I'll get em today
I swear I must get this CD, get that Beats by Dr. Dre headphones (or borrow it, lol) and fire the dro, so I can feel the uncompressed version of this shiiit!!!

Get the deluxe edition(it comes with a bonus disc).
RECOVERY is FIRE. . . . . . . . . .Drake & B.o.B. must be cursing their luck now.

michelin89:
Pride is good, but just like every other thing, too much of it is bad.

And I know that, because I am a very proud person.

Well put. . . . . . .

If you don't have pride, they say you are shameless.
If you are proud, they say you are arrogant.
There has to be a balance. . . . .

da-whizkid:
So far I've only listened to 5 songs on Recovery Viz;
Cold Wind Blows(Sick)
Talking to Myself(Ill)
No Love(e no well)
Love the way u lie(Malaria)
You never Over(HighFever)
My fave of all is all. . . Eminem is Back!
Btw, did any1 listen to d second Verse of 'You never Over'. . . . . . . Classic Flow!

Get the 3 bonus tracks. . . . .

Untitled
Session One(featuring Slaughterhouse)
Ridaz

Eminem simply made a statement on those. . . . . .He is peerless.
On the main album. . . . ."Cinderella Man"(similar to Till I Collapse), "Talking To Myself", " So Bad" and "W.T.P(White Trash Party)" are cracking!!!

jalether:
It's all over. african teams are absolute joke. I'm switching allegiance, fom now on I'm officially a brazilian . you can call me RETARDO

Are you Folahann in disguise?

Raymond Domenech is a disgrace. . . . . . .He's like Wenger.
I cannot believe he refused to shake the hands of Carlos Parreira.
What a retard!!! French people are too arrogant - i can't stand those lots.

dayokanu:
Arsenal fanbase has agelong been known to be a gathering of retards struggling to outdo one another.

When you have Toba1909, Folahhan and edoyad supporting one club what can you expect?.

The combined foolishness in those 3 alone cant be measured in SI units even in standard form. 

It  can surely sink the titanic not to talk of a football club

Crikey Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mukina2:
you forgot the biggest curse is Ribery?
i never knew he was this useless. ,he was better before he joined hollywood FC

Ribery has been the best French player today.
Better than Clichy, Diaby, Sagna and Gallas.

dayokanu:
Arsenal is a curse to any nation.  They have infected their genetic failure into the French team

They injected their genetic failure into their fans as well.

Mariory:
France are going out and are taking South Africa with them.

The RED card helped South Africa plus the 2 donkeys from Arsenal.

FFS. . . . . . .Henry is a retard!!!!
What was that shot about?

Well done Ribery. . . . . . .I can do with your fantasy points.

Genuflect:
Mustered you mean

Must be. . . . .

Classic metaphors/wordplay. . . . .

"Stick my di[i]c[/i]k in a circle, but I'm not fuckin' a-round"
"My fillet is smokin' weed, yeah fa[i]g[/i]gots the stakes (steaks) are high"
"Excuse the corny metaphor, but they'll never ketchup(catch up) to all this energy that I've mustard(mustered)"
"They call me a freak coz i like to spit on these pussyz before i eat em"
"I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium and said "settle your fuckin' arse down, I'm ready for combat man Get it, Calm Bat Man?"
"Y'all are sittin ducks, i'm the only goose standin"
"Listen garden tool, dont make me introduce you to my power tool. You know the fuckin drill"

eldee:
Haba . . . can't you see how big the guy is?? He basically bundled Clichy into the goal.

Evra wouldn't let that go in. . . . . . . .
Clichy was just watching like a mumu.

Mukina must be having a terrible world cup. . . . .
CIV and France taking cocks anally.

Gael Clichy is a toad.
Why are all Arsenal players useless in this competition?

Clichy was a sitting duck. . . . .He couldn't tackle ordinary Mphela!!!
Na wa o.

Hugo Lloris is useless. . . . . .

Diaby is a donkey

Gourcoff sees RED. . . . .There's a conspiracy against France.
How can an overhead kick be a red card?

SHADY IS BACK. . . . . .The SoundScan Killer.

Eminem iTunes Update
#1 US
#1 UK
#1 Australia
#1 Ireland
#1 Canada
#1 Greece
#1 Germany
#1 New Zealand
#1 Austria
#1 Denmark
#1 Norway
#1 Luxembourg
#1 Belgium
#1 Switzerland
#2 Portugal
#2 Sweden
#2 France

obinna5000:
The iTunes bonus track "Session One" with Eminem and Slaughterhouse is another tight track from "Recovery".

The 2 bonus tracks are FIRE as usual!!!!

Sisi_Kill:
Yep! I can soooo see this condom thingy working. Matter of fact, I'm going to get mine right now. Watch out you soft hearted, amiable rapist, your day of reckoning is round the corner.

Can i be the first of your female canine condoms.

influentia:
PLEASE MY STORY IS LONG JUST TAKE PAIN TO READ IT

I am burning inside right now, I want to set my husband ablaze and watch him burn to ashes before my very eyes but my conscience wont just allow me. Only last night  I discovered that my husband is a serial r.a.p.i.st, for now I don’t know what to do to him.

We have had several people lived with us but they all left one after the other without any cogent reason. First it was my younger sister of about 20yrs who left us, enquired why, she just said she could just cope and she is no longer happy being in the house. Next was the house help we got, she left same way and abandoned our baby with our neighbours. I got a new one afterwards and she been saying she wants to leave  barely a month after she came and have been misbehaving seriously, though she is very respectful but she never take corrections, if u admonishes her about little things she will do worst. Yester night I got so very angry with her for the time that I raised my voice at her, questioning her upbringing and manners. Then she said “I am not who you think I am, am not dirty nor wayward, am only doing these things to hurt you deliberately cos of what I have been going through in your house” I couldn’t place a finger to what she was saying cos I treated her well, she dishes her food most times and I don’t disturb her with much work so wot could she be talking about??

When I probed further she told me wouldn’t talk about it and that she had written a parting letter and was going to drop it and leave it after taking baby to school but because I have been very nice to her and the way I spoke with her in the morning before I went to work she will tarry a little while I look for another person. She handed me 3 pages of written full scarp sheets I couldn’t believe wot I saw. She wrote how my husband despoiled her just the second day in  our house, she cried and shouted but there was no body to rescue her kai, and still persisted after then, when she refused my husband hated her with passion, I noticed the hatred too because he was always complaining about her, I thought it was cos of the girl’s sluggish attitude but to me that wasn’t enough for his bullies I was just quiet since she said she wasn’t staying again. I was dazed when she told me all these and couldn’t just hold myself but I apologized to her  and was going to pretend to my husband that I hadn’t heard anything.

I later heard that my younger sister confided in someone that she cos she couldn’t bear my husband advances and harassments anymore, same complain with the other house girl. And once u refuse him he displays total hatred towards them and start treating them like shirt. My husband used to like my sister a lot all of a sudden he wouldn’t just hear her name again, it was that bad.

The worst of all now is that someone have been violating my babygirl of 1yr 4mths+. She stays in the crèche  while I work. It’s so obvious that I see hairs around her private and she sticks her hands inside once in a while. The baby is so intelligent that she does everything that is been done to her. She pours water on herself and tries to bath herself, tries to wash her mouth, eat etc and now she is sticking her hand inside her private, it means someone have been doing that to her also + the redness around the p.area.
Her crèche is an open place, only matured women works there and there are other children there. I have been telling my friends that I was going to confront them, they said it cant be possible that it’s only in my imagination. Now I believe it’s my husband’s handwork.

In the middle of these thought he drove in and entered into the house, I just greeted him and he started laughing and getting romantic with me I was so red in anger and I told him they despoiled baby again today and started raining curses, he asked who took the baby to school, I said the house help, he started blaming me for not taking care of her I was so angry I told him how I might sure he is not the one despoiling her. He rose up to meet me, I gave him a hot bite and smashed his head, he bit me too and neighbours came in but we couldn’t say wot happened.

For now I don’t know wot to do other than killing him right now. Please my people I count on your advice

Your husband needs deliverance. . . . . .
Men like this should be castrated and fed to wild cats.

Crikey me!!!!!!!!

Are these women Nigerians?