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dayokanu:
Villa still hasnt reached the dizzying heights Etoo  attained between 2000 and 2009

What dizzying heights did Etoo attain between 2000-2003?
Etoo didn't do nada until he moved to Barcelona under Rijkaard in 2004 and playing with Ronaldinho, Messi and Guily helped his cause.

AjanleKoko:
Point of correction.
Last I checked, the CCIE lab was just over a thousand dollars (about $1,400). Lots of Africans can afford to pay for it, and lots of Africans now have the certification. Well . . . maybe not everybody, but they are all over the place now. We have a couple on the staff where I work.

Conveniently forgetting the $1400 excludes travelling and lodging.
Most of their labs are in the far east Asia so i ask again. . . .how many Naija graduates can afford this venture?

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[size=40pt]Germany vs England[/size]

Match 51: FIFA World Cup Finals; Round of 16 Knock-out

Sunday 27 June @ 1600 (1500 GMT)

Bloemfontein - Free State Stadium

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eldee:
Come on man, you have to admit that sleeping-with her is more fun than discussing Modenine.
Especially the way she screams 'Okokomaiko'

You are a nutcase!!!

What i don't get about these retards is the fact that they think i HATE Modenine.
I am more of a Modenine fan than any of them. . . . . .Rapjunkie does not even possess any of Mode-9's original albums. He bootlegs em!!!
How is he supposed to be Mode's fan when he doesn't put his money where his love is?

Eldee/Sauron buy Modo's albums. We discuss it, we analyse his lyrics and yet we get pilloried for our opinions.

aieromon:
I knew it would come to this.Am out of here.

Bloody coward. . . . .U always run.

feasy1:
Good job Sauron for denying me 9 maximum points in the group stage. Anyway see you in Quarter Finals, hope you can sail through the ardous task with chamotex

Chamotex is a witless apprentice.
He's dead and he doesn't even know it.

eldee:
Why do I keep mentioning Sauron?? Because he was the only other person on Nairaland that's shagged your mum so far.

. . . . .And she wasn't a good screw at all.
I had to check maself in i wasn't infected with chlamydia after the do.

eldee:
@Sauron
Are you watching Tarantino's 'My Name is Modesty' on BBC??

Nah. . . . .

Pweety is one of my babies . . . I don't roll like Kels.

U r ine(urine) trouble!!!

eldee:
Moi?? Ayettymama?? You know how long you had to convince me to marry Stilly.
If she goes, I'm going with Italian chics, no looking back.

Ok, manage Pweety4them.

Aloy+Emeka:
Some take more than that and it could take 2 days to travel to Sokoto from Ago Iwoye.

Stop yarning nonsense!

Aloy+Emeka:
Yea and change it inside the bush if they are travelling from Ibadan to Ikot ekpene which could take 17 hrs.

17 hours is less than a day!!!

Aloy+Emeka:
How do these decent chics do it when in transit?

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She needs to wear white ones so we can judge on her hygiene.

What makes you think they don't carry extra in their bags.
Stop reasoning like a bush woman!!!!

chika98:
Pray tell are all your boxers and briefs white?

AloyEmeka doesn't wear undies . . . . . .Na commando person.

chika98:
Nonsense and Ingredients. Because people are watching you now
you are dissing me abi? No worries

How can i diss you?
We are in a free world now - U are free to swing whichever way that pleases u.

Aloy+Emeka:
Duh, brown or purple color hides dirt but a white one will be glaring and could be a stimulant for women who have the tendency to wear their under wears for days without washing to struggle harder in keeping it clean. A clean underwear helps a man determine how clean the meat beneath it can be.

AloyEmeka, stop talking like an illiterate.
Black, Green or Maroon. . . . . .Decent chics change their undies at least TWICE a day.
The colour plays no part in this schitzo. Na only bush babes like you wait until their undies gather dirt before they change it.

chamotex:
You stole my father's inheritance and now you want to take my woman?

Forgive ma manners.

Sauron, Eldee has not replied for a while now . . . are you sure he's okay? Please check on him.
I know he bought a rope last week.

Eldee is not the suicidal type - He's as tough as nails.
He would rather be with Ayettymama than tie a strong rope to a beam.

chika98:
Uche Jumbo na woman so that one no rhyme. Come at me better.

Been just lazying about at the hotel. So many things to do.  

Legend has it that you swing both ways.

What else is there to do in France?
Check Monaco out - it's the best in the whole of France.

stillwater:
You know you don't  have to be an Adenuga to get into my lonely bed?

This must break Eldee's heart but i would gladly take the offer.
Eldee & Chamo. . . . . . .Tough luck!!!

chika98:
Don't worry I am already doing good. Chillin in South of France as we speak

With Uche Jumbo?

chika98:
^^ LMFAO! Stilly you must be hot! These broke men are crawling out of the wood works for you
Awwwww

Don't be jealous na.
The likes of Ofoka are there for you to canoodle.

chamotex:
Sauron are you sure you are not my long lost brother? . . . the prodigal son!

Well. . . . . .the prodigal son hath returned.

chamotex:
How did you know my surname?

U are not one of us. . . .Don't impersonate me.

stillwater:
Sauron is that your woman??

Nah!!!! Heaven forbid!!!!
Na one NLer.

I wonder what Amara would say to this decent woman. . . . .

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stillwater:
It is even Nigerian mothers that make more mistakes with the make-up thing. How did they manage to get a husband?

Men of those days were kinda blind.
All they were concerned about is big bootie.

Aloy+Emeka:
INDECENT EXPOSURE:
Men also admire a woman who brings in simplicity in her manner of dressing. I couldn’t help looking at this woman in the salon who turned herself to nothing but a masquerade all in the name of make-up. What man will get attracted to such a woman? Little is too much when it comes to make up. I don’t know why a young girl should go everyday of the year with make up even while at home. The guy wants to see the actual look of his girl.
Also learn to be decent in your clothes. The essence of clothes is for covering. Why then do we go unclothed in the name of fashion? It is sad seeing girls reveal the parts of their body that should be revered and covered all in the name of fashion. You think you are cute, but the truth remains: you appear cheap.
Those men you try to seduce can fall for you now but when it’s time to walk down the aisle, they go for a girl with good moral upbringing. The easiest way to get a man salivating is to wear something to cover you up well and still accentuate the curves.

Stilly, no more mascara.

Carolece:
Some people just have the ability to compose a sentence, and the opportunity to publish. That's all.

I am not sure AloyEmeka and his sister(Amara) have heard of Victoria's Secret

Aloy+Emeka:
LWKMD  

Amara is a bush woman.
What has the colour of panties gotta do with hygiene?

eldee:
I knew it . . . but you do know he was wearing all those colours to fight against racism right??
He was saying . . . different colours, one people.
It's a tribute to Peter Tosh.

Or Lucky Dube

chamotex:
C'mon guys . . . .it's not that bad
It's just that the video was shot in one day and he wore the same outfit in the entire video . . . he just replaced the wistcoat with the suit.

Na Okokomaiko Video i wan see. . . . . .
I heard Tosinadeda featured in it as a bus conductor.
Haaaa, Baba, Mode Mesan.

eldee:
Erm in all honesty . . . he didn't dress like a rainbow.
The rainbow is not complete without orange

He wore orange socks. Someone saw it.

eldee:
Best line . . .

[size=16pt]I don't dress like a rainbow
I spit larva[/size] - Modenine

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Modenine talk say him nor dey dress like Rainbow?
Is this arsehole colour blind or what?

chamotex:
I've also got 9 points  . . . . . . . . even if I have to consult T.B Joshua . . . . I must WIN
Juju is another option

I have seen your squad.
There is a Kaita in your team. . . . .A Red Card magnet.

eldee:
@Sauron
Are you dre??

I'm the Buffalo Bill.

eldee:
I'm not a bad villain oooh . . .
You's lot are the best set of managers, I'm an apprentice.

Apprentice ke?
Holding the number 1 spot and you be apprentice?
What should we expect when you become an expert?

Is it a knock-out system??

To be honest, i dunno!!!

chamotex:
Nothing catastrophic . . . . only dropped a couple of places
BTW, its me against you in the round of 16 . . . . knockout style!

Don't even bovver.
After 3 wins on the bounce copping 9 points. . . . . .No manager can stop me.

By next week, you shall be ma 4th victim.
Hannibal Lecter has spoken.

Crikey Me!!!!! The Head 2 Head League is flaming HOT.

Eldee
Chamo
Ibime
Sauron
TKB417.

5 baddest villains holding the top spot.

dblock:
I am 4th ,

and I plan on winning the League.

Na yam?
How you wan win the league?
With Juju?

chamotex:
You better contact me for some valuable points
btw. . . are you rude boys?

Chamo, your reign was shorter than a Congolese midget.
Stop free-falling like a shyte parachute - letz do this for Man Utd.

dayokanu:
I still maintain that Etoo is better than Villa,

What Etoo can do on the field Villa can only dream about.

The Etoo that rocked the world between 2000 and 2009 was far better than Villa.

By main argument of the thread is that Etoo is 80% Villa 70% and Torres is 40% years later it hasnt changed

Only a complete slowpoke would conclude such.
David Villa is better than any striker in Europe. . . . not because of his present campaign in the world cup but he's been in the top level for the past 3-5 years.

dayokanu:
It seems you are suffering from Apollo of the brain,

You are a giraffe. . . . . . .
I remember you hyping Etoo over Villa in one of em old threads and now your story don change. . . .
U have the same capacity as Pig Pumba.

dayokanu:
This is the wrongest time for Germany to play the 3 kittens. All the players are far too young. Schweinsteiger is even doubtful and probably Kroos would play

If they line up Neuer- Lahm-Friedrich-Mertersacker-Badstuber/Boateng-Khedira, Schweini/Kroos- Podolski-Muller- Klose,

Only 2 players Friedrich and Klose would be over 27.

If England cant beat this Germany then Nigeria should just colonize England for bringing the game to disrepute,

Excuses don start to dey show even before the match, na wa o.
This is not an age-grade competition - you sound like a GAYnner already telling us the average age of German players.
If this bunch is the best Germany can offer for now. . . . .then we can rightly say Germany as a nation is quack amongst their peers in the world.

jalether:
Why do some players fail to reproduce their club performance for country. that is the 38th mystery of the world.

Fatkubu, torres, messi (even tho he is having a decent wc, but still), 95% of english and french players. . . . .

Various factors. . . . .
If the quality of the team-mates in the club is better than the country, then they will have a shitty tournament.
Look at Rooney. . . . . .I don't think he can replicate his blistering form this season in the tournament - There's no Valencia and Nani to lay it on the plate for him. All we keep seeing in 3 Lions are Lennon, SWP and Milner whose crosses cannot clear the first marker.