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malcom1X:
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Everyone in Nigeria knows what you all are trying to do.

Locking down the country so you can access more IMF loans.
Loans that have never touched the poor man on the streets.

envoymedia:
Lawyer Considers Leaving His Profession After He Made N10k In A Day As Taxi Driver

A Nigerian lawyer with the Twitter handle @AlamsKabuk has said that he is considering leaving his profession after he made N10,000 in a day from taxi work, IgbereTV reports.

He said the profitability of the business is making him consider leaving his lawyer work to become a proper driver.

See his tweet below:


https://twitter.com/AlamsKabuk/status/1343305227097800705?s=19[/quote]He should continue his legal profession, but drive taxi evenings and weekends.

That's a Win-Win situation

ebukajay184:
A Nigerian lady from Enugu state, Ella Ada, claims she recently went on 30 days of dry fasting for Hushpuppi, the suspected Nigerian internet fraudster, arrested by Dubai police in June 2020, IgbereTV reports.

Ella shared photos of herself on the mountain, burning a candle as she prayed for Hushpuppi who has been extradited to the US to face charges bordering on internet fraud.

Ella wrote:


https://www.facebook.com/103736154834514/posts/175950937613035/?app=fbl

drsibz66:
Some of these online loan apps are scammers. I once had an issue with halocredit. The app on playstore said the loans were given for a term of 90 to 180days for an interest of 24 to 36 % which i thought was cool.

I downloaded and applied for 40k and i was offered 27k which i accepted to my surprise i was credited 16k and told the 11k was for fees and interest. And i was to pay back 27k in 8days. Thats more than 70% for a duration of 8days.

Immediately i called and sent a mail to their customer care and told them this wasnt acceptable and this wasnt what was written on the front page of the app. Their response was there was another terms and conditions written within the app. So i told them they should take their money back cos terms and conditions are should be clear , easy to access and bold. You cant have 2 terms and conditions for one app.

However they didnt take the money back after several calls and mails. 8days later they started calling me to pay 27k. And i told them i wont but will only refund the 16k given to me. They started threatening. So i reported the case witg all evidence to CBN and efcc and the reply i got was they dont licence any online loan app. And i should deactivate all my cards. And this i have done. They sent msgs to my contacts and a forwarded a disclaimer to all my contacts that they are scammers.

Not every nigerian is a debtor but some of these loan apps are just scammers and thieves .

DesChyko:
Another one is Tecno Easybuy.

Sending random messages to people on Whatsapp because it's not paid.

To think that it is a CBN approved programme worries me. The wordings of this documentation is even appalling for a secondary school leaver.

I don't know the person in question or anyone at all by that first name or surname. And even if I did, I don't know how I became a guarantor without my notice.

Imagine messaging random people to threaten them with lawsuits and defamation.

Let's take a stand guys. This cannot be allowed to stand. Loans have been around since time immemorial but this one is taking a really careless dimension.

LordDarius:
You wicked shai....
Na your type get Lai Mohammed Blood...
Shame....

HitlerGaddafi:
Too many bad reviews about soko loan.

What you people actually don't understand is, if a customer refuses to pay back a soko loan, the money will be deducted from the salary of the staff that disbursed the loan. That's why they are so mean and ruthless. Sometimes they will even threaten you with police . The will embarass you by texting all your contacts including your exs and enemies.

Palmerbarry:
Dear Sokoloan, I will be in my best behaviour while posting this.

I applied for a loan a month back which I didn't repay in time. I got a call from an extremely rude official 5 days after I received the loan. She informed me that payment is due and I should do that immediately. I tried to be friendly but she wasn't. I asked if I could pay part but she arrogantly declined.
The next day I got a call from her again with insults this time. I told her she's not professional with her work and that made her worse. She threatened to disgrace me in the worst way ever (via SMS). My phone got stolen that night. A day after she sent the most devastating message ever to all my contacts. How she got access to them still surprises me. In her message, she said I'm a wanted criminal on the run with company funds. I got tons of messages on Facebook and missed calls and messages on my other line - my former employers, course mates, lecturers, neighbors, family, besties, other influential people. I was really mad! I had over 300 contacts for Christ sake. I called her immediately to send a convincing message to my contacts. She was adamant and continued with her insult, I fired back not minding her age. I threatened to take the case to court, but I was financially down at that moment. My sister called her immediately she got one of her text and they ended up insulting eachother. I called her some days after, she was a bit calm, and I asked if she would resend another SMS and make everything transparent to my contacts. She said once the payment is complete we'd discuss that. When the payment was deducted automatically from my account, I called the number, but the new user doesn't seem to know me. She requested for my login number I gave her but she said she can't access my account. Up till now. I think I've been too calm with them and I am taking it up now.

The worse part of it is I lost most of my contacts which means I may not be able to clarify myself. This is the worst thing ever to happen to someone.




I've mailed them concerning the issue and I'm yet to get feedback.

Pics below:

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#Copied as seen online........

Bornu1stSon:
During my NYSC service year, when I was in camp. One invited preacher told us to donate our first Alawee.

Na so everyone the look am

AdesewaAde:
Sometimes I just wish I have a hubby who won’t have the audacity to look into my eyes and question me ,A hubby who will be trembling with fear anytime I roar at home but now I have someone who will watch me crying during an argument and will give me handkerchief to wipe my tears ,pet me in his arms , make sure am relieved then will say “Now that you’ve finished crying,can we go back to the conversation?”

post=97462336:
Checkout the new park

olatunyemi:
Nigerians are blessed with dazzling beauties and have created positive impacts on the modeling and beauty industry. With different models and fashionistas coming into the limelight, the established ones should be on track as new ones aren't far behind.




Though she's a Naturalist with pure talent in styling natural hair by Twisting and Dreading and also gives Hair and Skin maintaining advice to her followers, I believe Agbo Ene-Mary has a more prominent role to play in the modeling industry.



As the modeling industry is a stimulating environment for people who have God's given physical structure and mental capacity to promote the modeling business, the bests should, therefore, dominate the industry.




But one wonders if there's enough scouting for potential models, or they get the chance by luck. Hence, this lady's pictures have people talking if she's not more stunning than most models and Nigerian representatives in beauty contests.



When one sees her extraordinary pictures on Instagram, one will wonder if the saying that 'the beautiful ones are yet to be born is true,' or some are already here in Nigeria.



Agbo Ene-Mary (Hair-mar on Instagram), a beautiful Naturalist specializing in styling natural hair by dreading and twisting, is dazzling the world of Instagram right now with her stunning birthday pictures. Her breathtaking photos are easily noticeable.



An Instagram user, Adam, was amazed by her beauty, like other Instagram users who found her as a beautiful young lass, 'Wow! Who dey scout for models? This one na hot cake,' Adam said.



While Mary Agbo has relatively been unknown in the fashion industry, I hope Mary's natural talent will not go unnoticed.



What do you think about this beauty? Check her Instagram handle @Hair-mar and drop a comment below

Chatflick:
Sell your PayPal to me at 350/$... Check my signature

Johnamooh5:
We met far back in early 2018 in school and became good friends later on but as time went by she starts developing feelings to me which she has been trying hard to hide.
At times she called me bf or my husby when she is with her other female friends when I show up to say hello.

I have always make her understand that we are just friends and nothing personal and it is also possible to maintain a platonic friendship between us devoid of romantic or sexual feelings and this she agreed to verbally but keep sending me covert and indirect signs to express her feelings.

We are still friends but her feelings is wanting me to quit our friendship because I don't want to be in a relationship with any lady just friendship is all I seek for now as a single guy still legally hustling.
Is it okay to continue been a friend with this lady despite her feelings or quit now lest I fall into temptation because she seems desperate.

Your opinions will gauge my next line of action.

hashtagged:
If someone who isn't a christain sees this do you think he would believe this?

RedPanthar:
Continue deceiving yourself. You can deceive gullible people but not me.


You're the breed of men that are so overly possessive you don't want your wife to be around anyone of influence especially her family besides you.


YOU COVERTLY HATE YOUR WIVE'S FAMILY AND SADLY YOU'RE NOT DISCREET ENOUGH TO HIDE THE DUSGUST. YOU CAN'T STAND THEM TO TOLERATE THEM LET ALONE TO EMBRACE THEM AS YOUR OWN.

I PRAY YOU KNOW THE FUTURE AND CAN SEE IF YOUR KIDS WILL NEVER NEED THEIR HELP FOREVER THAT WAY I CAN ASSURE YOU TO CONTINUE WITH YOUR ANTICS. UNTIL THEN, TRED SOFTLY.

There are a specie of men that hate it when a woman's family or friends is around her. And use all sorts of antics to act victimised.

Only God will deliver you from you and teach you different ways of doing things. Your children would grow up too and become adults, should brothers not visit sisters and vice versa. When it's time to shine with opportunity some men act coy.


7k will enough rice and small meat to entertain your guests for the short duration they will be around.


Be Christ-like, Christ-mas is about sharing not only about eating rice.


Stop deceiving people in the time being. You know it's hatred you have for her being around her family and not about money




Should anything happen to you tomorrow, those are the ones that would stand for her, your kids and even you. And it's how you draw them close with what you have now that will make them endear to you should the chips fall down on your end however plenty your tiny peanuts maybe as of the moment.


You will know them ladies. They are the kinds that assume thier wives fell from heaven. Once they get married to them they don't want their wives to be around anybody, friends or family.



There's also female versions. These women marry them give them the entire world. They will never be with you or love you atall and will only stick around cause of favors they get in the marriage. They won't give happiness and after a few years leave you down the line.


It's a personality-complex. Open your eyes to find these kinds out to do the needful.

OfficialAPCNig:
There are sizeable APC supporters in the East. I am Igbo, I support APC (not Buhari's misgovrance) and I believe in SE 2023.

My loyalty is to any party that fields Igbo candidate.

MyGeneration:
Apart from the cost what other problem does it come with?

We can always borrow to fix it so that's not a problem

OfficialAPCNig:
The phool is not Igbo

MyGeneration:
If Nigeria and Niger can unite I believe we can solve their sahara desert problem, we have the ability to turn the sahara into a very fast farmland through mechanized irrigation and pipeline system that will convert sea water in the south into fresh water then channel it the way they channel oil from the southern coast all the way to Niger republic.

All it would take is money

prince3009:
Deeper Life!

The "Holier than thou church" harbors sexual abusers and predators.

I never knew that the meaning of "Deeper" meant molesting a young boy by probing your toes deeper into his anus after series of beating and starvation!

The parents shouldn't withdraw the case!

Breeze don blow and now we don see fowl nyash

canttedra:
I love her. I'm not sure about marriage yet, but it could happen with her.

streetpaddy:
We know you have been eyeing that bone straight wig on your timeline for about a month now. You have sent it to all your men and women and they are all airing you. In fact, even anon is suddenly quiet. All of this shame and disgrace for what? Ordinary bone straight? That is why we have compiled a list of things you can sell so you can buy it for yourself.

1) Kidney
You have two of them for a reason dear, and one kidney is going for about a hundred to two hundred thousand dollars on the black market. Do with this information what you will.

2) Nigeria
Look, we all know this country is moving one kind. You can put it on Jiji for about 60 million naira. That is more than enough.

3) Your actual hair
Do you even need hair on your head when you can have a 24 inches bone straight wig? You can even calculate how much your hair is worth here. Make the right choice today.

4) Eggs
No, not the kind you fry for breakfast. Donating eggs can earn as much as twenty five thousand dollars. How much is the bone straight again?

5) Lagos
In case Nigeria is too much to sell, have you thought of selling Lagos state? Put it for sale for like 20 million. Maybe whoever buys it will finally fix the traffic issue.

6) Your mansion in heaven
With the world’s population, how are we sure everyone that goes to heaven will find mansion? Why not just sell yours now. Heaven might be eternal, but so is drip. Also, did you not see Jesus’ hair on Earth? The original bone straight.

7) Your partner
Shebi they have refused to buy you bone straight? Sell them!!! Let them be useful.

https://www.zikoko.com/her/7-things-you-can-sell-for-a-bone-straight-wig/

Omihanifa:
No matter what people are saying now that he's no longer the governor of the state, the fact remains that he performed very well in terms of urban renewal, agriculture, IGR and infrastructure


The current governor of the state is more or less like a lame duck he's behaving as if they are using remote control to manipulate him

Diffpussies:
8; Flute



Every child dream is to have one of these in school playing flute was fun

descarado:
That white socks
Sometimes e dey long reach knee

Ayofaks:
Trying To Conceive.