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Rebranding exercise for vampires

$5m for fighting your own people, $5m for fighting the truth, $5m for fighting free speech
what shall we say to auntie Dora ; onya gi amatala nkapi (your trap has caught a stinking shrew rat), infact your trap don catch vulture
you are doomed to fail
$5m that should be invested in tracking and destroying 'yahoozee' websites messing nigeria up, but its going down the drain now, woe unto you Dora.

te ;Dhe he he ehe he
poster, i'll be coming to collect your company tax for the last six years, being a kidnapping NGO does not stop you from paying tax. NGO is NGO , so get my money ready ooo!!!!!

tpiah:
if you people want to start listing your different tribal gods AGAIN as a different form of tribal bonga bonga, then why not start your threads in the tribalism section.

Is the native doctor religion too big to discuss in the religion section? There are already different threads on Ifa, witches, mammy wata, money making juju rituals, masquerades, satanists and Ogboni. This present topic big pass?

All the 400+ tribes in Nigeria should start selling their native doctor wares and lets see them.

In fact i wonder when nigerians will get tired of backwardness, which country of this world ever became great world power through satanism, witchcraft and magic. of all the things to eulogise on NL it is Okija shrine bloodletting, mammy water, long and short juju of arochukwu, ifa,ogun, twin killing, ritual murder, money juju, robber turn-to- goat, and like issues that we want to devote NL database to now?. imagine having over 2500 new threads to accomodate all the tribal and clan gods in nigeria alone. haba !!. the show of shame on Nollywood is not enough now we want NL witch forum ? btw let me ask all the NL juju exponents on this thread, where was all these tribal gods when Britain invaded and colonised Nigeria for 100 years, where were they , none of them could rise up and defend their people with all the chicken, goat and even human blood they drink, yet Bible totting Redcoats defeated them all. shame on you all
ElRazur what did Jesus do to you that you hate him so much?

LOL! what you guys should be worrying about is , what happens when these BNP 4kers get very frustrated and descend to the level of Bin Laden and Asari, heads will roll freely in Brixton. if they suddenly decide to pay blacks and asians back in the coin of Asari and Bin Laden as i see this our planet gravitate towards frustration, hate and lawlessness each passing day, then you know you have to do something.

Barak Obama !
Barak Obama !!
Barak Obama !!! woi!! woi!!!
([size=5pt]nuff respect 2 Coco T[/size])

oga Obama pls can u extend that ban to Nigeria, and of course the rest of Africa, and pls dont 4get to freeze the loot stashed in US banks by these leeches. and as you do that may God bless you in Jesus name- amen !

u need 2 get ur NIS paycard ready b/4 u begin the application, its 9k from sterlin bank.so once u start the application u complete it with the payment and print out ur reciept and acknowledgment slip which u take 2 their office.then u submit to their extra extortion of 4-6k, if you will ever get the thing.

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KKJLAJ , WWYUY

Guns and bombs cant destroy a nation (case study-Japan), but moral decay will send a nation to bottom of the sea (case study- Sodom/Gomorrah), 9ja lets put a stop to institutionalized evil.

whatta sin thing !!! man !!!, all dem babylon parents on this thread , dem a come 2 buy bullet and microchip 4 dem yung urns, unu fi know, dat child cant get no where in life ,man !!. babylon system a destroy our school, no ? 9ja cant get no good president, 9ja cant get no good leaders, 9ja cant get no good doctors, 9ja cant produce natin, coz babylon parents ,babylon teechas , babylon shitstem a run the school, dem a destroy our kids, our future!!, but i and i cum 2 chant down this babylon messup. nuff cheating in a de school system !!!, pull down babylon !!! boom zaga !!

i'm not the one marrying ooo!! , but i'm also learning (from my friends sweating it now). but my question remains ; must we do tripple wedding or marriage to be accepted as married, is one not enough?

Look at all the clueless Nairalanders typing out shitsmoke from their keypads. know ye not that 9ja is a big bad zoo, where monkey dey work baboon dey chop?, or do you think that being powerful is the same as making noise.

THE MOST POWERFUL PEOPLE IN 9JA ARE THE BABOONS

all those that have their probosces plunged deep into the arteries of the nation's resources are the powerful people. this baboon tribe covers all the 10 groups mentioned above by the poster. 9ja's god is mammon and his servants which are found in all the 10 groups are the most powerful people for now.

Dis Guy:
hmm if all the 'Daddy' with their mega churches command all their followers to march to Abuja-that's enough for a revolution imo!

o boy remove your head from anus!!!, their followers will first demand 50% tithe return b/4 they agree to go and die for church daddy, talk is cheap ma guy !!  

militants=high level criminals
FGN= blood sucking tick=pestilence=disease
Niger Delta politcians= sell outs=traitors
Oil companies= Satanic agents
Niger Delta masses= clueless,helpless,impoverished fools=sheep without shepherd
naija=the biggest prison camp in the whole world=animal farm

why do saggers even wear clothes at all.

@JJYOU
its not about what you can afford or not, its about imposition. a guy wants to marry and the lady's people are demanding almost half a million as if she is for sale. the guy can afford to go to the court and do it , but he finds out it is not acceptable to the lady's family and his church. you see these two institutions that he is stuck with just wants to make life difficult for him.

People, which type of marriage does God recognise, is it the traditional one or the court one or the church wedding. i have noticed that in nigeria today intending couples ,especially Christians, are going through fire and rain to appease all the three institutions mentioned above, before they are considered married. is this not doing tripple marriage?

So i ask which one is accepted by God as the real one, outside which God will consider such a union unholy.must Christians be forced to appease traditional people in the villages ,who are just there to milk them of their resources without caring how the marriage survives later, even when some churches have made it clear to their congregation that they (church) do not recognise traditional marriage but only church wedding, yet they impose the same traditional marriage on the intending couples as a requirement to qualify for the church wedding. is this not hypocrisy?. many churches today are filled with young and old spinsters doing endless night vigils to procure a husband and they are being exploited by all kinds of spiritual charlatans. In the west you either do church or court wedding simple, but here we heap up gruesome burdens upon ourselves. can someone say something on this.

9ja for real. "good people, great soldiers",
they should have known that this is not Uncle Sam that rewards people for their hardwork after risking their lives for their beloved country.
they should have known that soldiers are not regarded as human beings in 9ja even by themselves. (nne mulu soja gba aka nwa).
they should just have continued the zombie- zombie march till they die and go to "soldier heaven".
who told them that soldiering and freedom of speech go together ? does koboko hear excuse me sir ?
can a shark win election on dry land?
they should have consulted the peoples parliament of Nairaland, and the parrot congress of Nigerian media, and then just relax while we saturate the air waves with the loudest squeally-squawky hulabaloo that will bring international shame to their superiors. then  aunty Dora and yara dull will begin the process of rebranding their jackboots.
I tell you the money will really go round with this line of approach.
but may God help them now, "good people , great soldiers"

[b]
Dan 2:31-46
31 Thou, O king, sawest, and behold a great image. This great image, whose brightness was excellent, stood before thee; and the form thereof was terrible.
32 This image's head was of fine gold, his breast and his arms of silver, his belly and his thighs of brass,
33 His legs of iron, his feet part of iron and part of clay.
34 Thou sawest till that a stone was cut out without hands, which smote the image upon his feet that were of iron and clay, and brake them to pieces.
35 Then was the iron, the clay, the brass, the silver, and the gold, broken to pieces together, and became like the chaff of the summer threshingfloors; and the wind carried them away, that no place was found for them: and the stone that smote the image became a great mountain, and filled the whole earth.
36 This is the dream; and we will tell the interpretation thereof before the king.
37 Thou, O king, art a king of kings: for the God of heaven hath given thee a kingdom, power, and strength, and glory.
38 And wheresoever the children of men dwell, the beasts of the field and the fowls of the heaven hath he given into thine hand, and hath made thee ruler over them all. Thou art this head of gold.
39 And after thee shall arise another kingdom inferior to thee, and another third kingdom of brass, which shall bear rule over all the earth.
40 And the fourth kingdom shall be strong as iron: forasmuch as iron breaketh in pieces and subdueth all things: and as iron that breaketh all these, shall it break in pieces and bruise.
41 And whereas thou sawest the feet and toes, part of potters' clay, and part of iron, the kingdom shall be divided; but there shall be in it of the strength of the iron, forasmuch as thou sawest the iron mixed with miry clay.
42 And as the toes of the feet were part of iron, and part of clay, so the kingdom shall be partly strong, and partly broken.
43 And whereas thou sawest iron mixed with miry clay, they shall mingle themselves with the seed of men: but they shall not cleave one to another, even as iron is not mixed with clay.
44 And in the days of these kings shall the God of heaven set up a kingdom, which shall never be destroyed: and the kingdom shall not be left to other people, but it shall break in pieces and consume all these kingdoms, and it shall stand for ever.
45 Forasmuch as thou sawest that the stone was cut out of the mountain without hands, and that it brake in pieces the iron, the brass, the clay, the silver, and the gold; the great God hath made known to the king what shall come to pass hereafter: and the dream is certain, and the interpretation thereof sure.
46 Then the king Nebuchadnezzar fell upon his face, and worshipped Daniel, and commanded that they should offer an oblation and sweet odours unto him.
(KJV)
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Christianity is the devil's worst nightmare.
To all human dreamers; time is running out
the day Christians leave America, that Kingdom falls
and the Kingdom of the Messiah takes over (completely)
Kingdom is a government word,and humans hardly practice governance without politics
so it may not be possible to remove politics from Christianity
But when Christ comes, government will be perfect
but we have to be ready

to all the anointed pharisees of NL:

Jesus was accused :
of casting out devils with the power of Devil,
of being a Samaritan (an insult for a Jew of that time)
of being mad  
of being a heretic

and Pastor Chris is not bigger than Jesus


i am not a member of CE, and i dont worship pastor Chris. but i see the signature of the pharisee clan on all your accusations against him. ahh even Kenneth Hagin and Benny Hinn, OMG !!   some pple need to take a rag and wipe their mind b/4 they start typing.

I have said that hypocricy is the disease killing Nigerians, some of these NL pharisees are regular customers of babalawos and some are into different levels and shades of 419. yet all come here to scandalise a servant of God. so who are you to judge another man's servant?

Thanks Nokka for reminding haters on this thread who Soludo is. I met him in 2001 b/4 he became CBN governor, then he was already a household name in UN sitting on millions of dollars (research grants). He owns the African Institute for Applied Economics located at Parklane road Enugu. As a professor of Economics in UNN he was teaching his students , whose projects he supervises how to use their research work to make money, while others want to collect "sortings" from students. He has been a money making machine long before he came to CBN. so mr compressor, compress your hate very well and keep it in check, cos you cant stop a man God has destined for greatness.

I guess OBJ will have to rebrand his face after the shower of eggs and tomatoes.

marissa:
Dora Akunyili is Minister of Information AND COMMUNICATION!!!!! When she was first appointed, I was ecstatic because I thought MTN and co were in trouble - Madam Palaver was going to be on their neck to fix gsm charges and give us better service - so much for power to the people. I dont even want to imagine what must have gone down - or under the table!!! Instead she's diverting attention with this useless re-branding thing. Madam Do-Good, if you mean it, use the power of your office to ensure better service for your people!!!

Hey Auntie Dora, this is what we call rebranding !!!!!!!!

This is wonderful , really marvelously amazing !!!
N1.05b drowned in the atlantic so that a bikini clad porn actress will pop out of the water and OBJ comes with his ugly face to tell you welcome to nigeria the heart or was it heartbeat of africa !! .
very wonderful indeed !! , so "heart of africa" project has failed and aunty Dora wants to give us "re-brand nigeria".
i just wonder the type of advert they intend to use this time, maybe yar-a-dull doggy-styling aunty dora as they sing good people, great fucckups !!

pls tell all the image launderers in Aso mountain that i have more than all the funds they'll ever need for this project-
right up my asshole!!!!!!

post is in wrong section

oyb:
seee this rag tag wannabe making noise  _{make them no ban me o!}

awon retard wey no fit rhyme

let me show you how its really done. . .


bitach named scanless wanna hold a minigun to my chest

you think a gun means you can't be beat,
but my missle launcher makes you scurry back in defeat,
unable to take the heat,
scared of being shredded like correct goat meat 

internet gangsta tryin' at trashtalking
failed at that - turned to online stalking

thinks pics of minguns make him look tough
wanksta better get back to jacking off
whatever i dissed you bitchass enough
come back here if you like it rough

thats how rhyming is done
so take a lesson bitchass dumdum 

ha hah ha ha nekwa nu ewu awusa na ryhmes oo o!! o setiela nu


faded ass fool , why u still talking trash
i take you off the radar screen, make you crash
your rockets aint shitt , man the heat of my laser turn em to fly ash
your rhymes are mishmash they aint worth no cash

almajiri lover drunk with gburukutu, i tasia gworo eze gi ana esi isi
anuofia onye ka ina ewetelu onu, i mekwaa fim a piawa m gi isi

think you scare anyone with nursery rhymes that dont meet the need of the time
wanksta your mind is filled with filth and your fingers with slime
thats why your brain is always leaking and you cant get no dime
so lazy that money runs from you now you're hoping on crime

blessed people cant be put down, we keep growing
while you are boozing and brawling
lift up a million machetes, we'll still be strong and you'll still be grouching


oyb swallow that dose and wash it down with your gburukutu

oyb:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minigun

Non-aircraft applications

Cadillac Gage advertisement showing a V-100 (XM706) Armored Car w/ a turret featuring a minigun.

while i missed the calbre - i can see the sort of fantasizing eejit you are.

First things first != you should thank me for educating you, ITIBOLIBO  !!
oyibo has given you internet so can search encyclopedias, but your brain is still leaking, OKPO!!   even the picture you dey try copy, no gree you copy!

abeg no come here dey misyarn about biafra - you surrendered remember- and your great leader ran with his tails between his legs. stop repeating the fairy tales your parents told you about the war.

I just wonder why this fairy tale makes your heart somersault, and why the name of our great leader gives you nightmares, why are you so afraid of a "defeated" nation ?. as hard as you are , you and your almajiri friends still have sleepless nights because of us.

berra be careful, knowing your kinsmen, na bendown scrapped minigun them go buy come ( as dem dey buy scrap tv for UK ) . pull the trigger and the gun go just backfire.

and you still bought the stuff,   who's winning here?, hah a hah ha

awon internet wanksta feeling hard   abeg turn off that gangsta rap and start sing your hymns.

we do the wonders that got you running for cover !!
you talk about wanksta gangsta, let me see you get a life ,lazy pranksta
we keep it coming, while you're still there gawking
my flow hit you off the stool, cos you're a fool !!
player hater, you better stop fronting, i cut your ass like glass, you better start running
i got mo'fire than you can quench, you can't see me or you be dis-eased
Deceased fool

oyb chief ignoramus of nairaland, for your information that gun uses 7.62mm ammo just like AK47 and  FN FAL rifle. did i tell you i cant differentiate between my property and intruder. you make me laff internet mumu. how many guns have you ever touched in your lifetime  . u 4get that we made our own guns and mortars in Biafra, and those guys and their mentees are still around, and u think that programming a Minigun is magic. when the time comes i'll like to see you and your almajiri friends get past my perimeter fence with your dane shotgun and fire crackers. see mumu wey neva handle knock-out wan try RPG , you better package your mouth well b/4  i shoot out your teeth.

Man !! Jakumo , i love this your Muttley dog, man !! its super dog for real. dont worry about collateral damage, intelligent programming will take care of that. but check this , if a dog should be allowed access to Minigun, why not humans. why not nigerians ? why not ?

@oyb
i'll really love to see you talk with a gun ya mouth, fool

Sammy107_d:
Akure — Olusegun Agagu, whom the Appeal Court sacked last Monday as Ondo State Governor, was on Sunday slammed with a N500 million bill by the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) as the fee for helping him to rig the election in 2007.



A text message sent out on Sunday by MEND Spokesman, Ajija Bounanawei, demanded the N500 million as "unpaid rigging fee," and saluted the Appeal Court for getting rid of Agagu.

B[b]ounanawei said the claim by the MEND has been vindicated that it rigged election in Ese-Odo Council in favour of Agagu and his Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).[/b]

To him, the verdict confirmed the role played by the MEND when the court concluded that there was massive rigging and violence in the council, which led to the death of Wahidi Idepe, a 300-level communicative arts student of the University of Ibadan (UI).



Agagu has been ousted, Bounanawei noted, but he is still liable to pay the N500 million "or the MEND will go ahead and enforce payment in the usual MEND's style.

"For the fact that Agagu has enjoyed the spoil of the office of the Governor of Ondo State he occupied illegally for about two years, it becomes necessary that he pays up the debt on the purported election that brought him to power.

"The MEND will not rest on its oars until Agagu pays up the last kobo of the said fee, as we will employ every weapon in our arsenal to ensure he pays the money we have already worked for by rigging election for him and his cohorts in Ese-Odo Council."

Nonetheless, the MEND apologised to the people of the state, especially those in Ese-Odo Council, for helping Agagu to rig the vote on April 14, 2007.

ha ha haha aha ha !!!!!!!!!

where are all those niger delta apologists, that support MEND, make una come hear ooo ,the the very mouth of MEND has declared that they are nothing but political thugs fighting for their stomach. no wonder Amechi is calling for more soldiers in Rivers state to flush them out and allow him develop the state. the other day i heard Asari on radio, saying that there no group in this world called MEND, that it just a camouflage name, they use to confuse FG, but CNN has shown us their bush interview these MEND pple. who is deceiving who in this Niger Delta?

Billymumu

i was wondering where u were hiding since last year.look i'm goin to preserve this your post in my archive, and whenever i am feeling down or depressed i'll bring it out and have a good laff  

just check this out


[quote ]With regard to the Ibo's the situation is different. The average Nigerians is distrustful and suspicious of the Ibo's. In comparison to their population , the Ibo's control more than 70% of Nigeria economy. From the shore of Atlantic ocean in Lagos to the Sahara in Kano, the Ibo's completely controls the local trading economy. From the biggest cities to the smallest village, Ibo's are Lord of trading, using monopoly  and various unconventional business practices to dominate the market.

[/quote]o na ewe gi iwe ?, kindly jump into the atlantic

[quote]Meanwhile you cannot find a single non-Ibo shop in Ariaria Market at Aba , nor Onitsha market; this is true for all the Ibo state. The Ibo's refuse all non-Ibo tribe to have access to their market, while at the same time dominating the entire market in Nigeria without exception. Are the Ibo's the only people who knows how to trade? Any attempt by other Nigerians to open a shop near an Ibo shop is frustrated through various nefarious activities.

LOL !, they are simply not strong enuff !!! and they lack the power of penetration, he he heh !!!

An average Ibo man is better off financially than any other Nigerian.

I tot U NDs are sitting on the treasure base of the nation, yet we Igbos are finacially better , maybe U guys are cursed !!, he ehe he he!!!. there is a passage in the Bible that says "he who rewards good with evil, evil shall never depart from his house". remember how U NDs sabotaged Biafra ?

We cannot entrust our presidency with an Ibo man. There is every likelihood that he his going to completely dominate and manipulate our oil revenue to the exclusion of all other Nigerians, just like hi his presently doing in the Nigeria markets.

9ja is sick nation, living on borrowed time, to hell with your presidency, BIAFRA SHALL RISE AGAIN!

The Nigerian presidency is not by vote , its by negotiation.

no 1 undemocratic state of the world, thats why , you NDs will continue to suffer forever, he ehe hee heh!!!!

E jighi eyo acho ihe agba n'aka

I na ata abacha ,na aro akpu anya, why are you trying twang in my language ?, the same language you hate , you are a loser for life

Let me introduce my sweetheart; the M134 Minigun, it can spray over 50 bullets per second. i don't  have to carry it , simply mount them on vantage positions in my house and program them with motion detector sensors to shred any intruder, almajiri or robber or area cockroach. Ara ga agba ewu awusa  , while i just sleep on in my bedroom. that is my target, whether govt approves or not is not my headache, but i will get there. so all hypocrites like oyb on this thread can go on yakking , folks are thinking seriously of how to defend them selves and we are not far from these realities.

@ DEEPZONE

some 9jas have up to 5 ID cards when the pple that registered us in 2003 is yet to give me 1.  i love that.

@ Okiro
if you ever read nairaland posts just hear this: you are a complete mumu, the other day you said you dont know how many policemen you have in your force. now you want to tag 9jas with GSM, if your police force which is small fraction of the 9ja population is too unwieldy for you to tag, what makes think you can tag the whole of 9ja GSM subscribers. maybe you should start with your pack of olopas.