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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Stops Portugal Team Bus To Meet Sick Child On Road (Photos) by Scatterscatter(m): 7:45am On Jun 09, 2019
youngest85:
Eye service
I'm not a Ronaldo fan, not even one bit. But trust me, this is Ronaldo any day any time. He is a humanitarian and stops at noting to show love especially to people who can't repay him.
Travel › Re: ₦29Billion, NASA To Open International Space Station To Tourists From 2020(Pics) by Scatterscatter(m): 7:44am On Jun 08, 2019
I will pay for one night and run away once we get to space...

Me wey get sense undecided
Crime › Re: Yusuf Omidele 'General' Arrested With 21 Others In Lagos (Wanted Cult Leader) by Scatterscatter(m): 7:33am On Jun 08, 2019
Nawa ooo... I never see where General dey wear Ankara before!

Anyways, I just hope they already killed him before taking those pictures. Jess! I hate those guys like mad. undecided
Travel › Re: A Man Thanks God For 'Successful' Accident (Photo) by Scatterscatter(m): 11:08am On Jun 06, 2019
I wish you more success mahn cool
Travel › Re: Pilot Saves A Plane Enroute Calabar From Crashing by Scatterscatter(m):
The last time I was on a flight that experienced serious turbulence, I quietly opened the door of the plane and came down before people will rush and follow me.

Me wey get sense, I can't come and dielipsrsealed
Education › Re: This Picture Has A Great Message. Who Can Interpret It ?? by Scatterscatter(m): 10:54pm On Jun 05, 2019
Na over Sabi dey make fly follow dead body enter coffin.

So she doesn't have sense that she should run abi until she drowns. She should continue, maybe dead body dey read, she go explain.

Simple interpretation, don't be a fool in search of knowledge, know when to run and when to fight.
Car Talk › Re: Old Cat Hides Under Donald Trump's $1.5m Armoured Beasts Limo,Render It Useless by Scatterscatter(m): 6:12pm On Jun 05, 2019
Who no like better thing undecided

I'm waiting for all those vanity crew.... Even cat sef wants a better life
Politics › Re: FFK To Move The Motion For Yoruba's Oduduwa Independence From Nigeria by Scatterscatter(m): 2:59pm On Jun 05, 2019
mozzking:
u really mad, enough of the murders and rape on our farmlands fulani crawling all over my area destroying everything in thier path with thier cows
Your reasoning is worse than that of a cow. So commiting treason is the solution or you think declaring indepence or what ever sh*t from the beer parlor is the way out. There are ways to go by things like this.
Be smart, your children needs a father they can be proud of cool
Politics › Re: FFK To Move The Motion For Yoruba's Oduduwa Independence From Nigeria by Scatterscatter(m): 2:55pm On Jun 05, 2019
GeorgeTheCoder:
STFU.
You are not intelligent
Sports › Re: Top Arsenal Players Remove Arsenal From All Social Media Bios by Scatterscatter(m): 1:27pm On Jun 05, 2019
I just checked, even Arsenal has removed Arsenal from their Instagram. They uploaded Chelsea instead... Strange things are indeed happening embarassed lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: FFK To Move The Motion For Yoruba's Oduduwa Independence From Nigeria by Scatterscatter(m): 12:40pm On Jun 05, 2019
Oga the only thing you can move is your house address.

You are on your own, Yorubas no send you message!
Politics › Re: LAWMA Flags Off ‘Lagos At 4 A.M’ Initiative To Tackle Improper Waste Disposal by Scatterscatter(m): 12:12pm On Jun 05, 2019
seguno2:
If you don’t know what a governor’s job description is, get a copy of the 1999 constitution, as amended, to cure your ignorance. Will you thank me laterhuh
So you mean the state government should ignore waste management in a situation where by the local government isn't properly mobilized. You will make a very terrible administrator and leader
Celebrities › Re: See Photo Of Toke Makiwa And Sonwo-olu That People Talking by Scatterscatter(m): 9:18am On Jun 05, 2019
Ehn... What exactly are they talking about undecided tell us lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Guru Maharaj Ji Asks Buhari To Appoint Him Special Adviser On Petroleum by Scatterscatter(m):
To the young ones out there, what you just witnessed is what happens when you take mariguana aka (igbo) for the first time and it goes to the wrong part of your brain.

Please be safe, don't take "igbo" embarassed
Politics › Re: LAWMA Flags Off ‘Lagos At 4 A.M’ Initiative To Tackle Improper Waste Disposal by Scatterscatter(m): 8:36am On Jun 05, 2019
seguno2:
.......governor doing LGA work, is that one a governorhuh
You know He is supposed to do federal govt work undecided
Sports › Re: Mohammed Salah's Daughter Dressing: Muslim Man Angry by Scatterscatter(m): 11:31pm On Jun 04, 2019
He was supposed to wrap her inside moimoi leaf abi undecided

I feel like pursuing who ever wrote that rubbish in his dream for like 2weeks angry
Politics › Re: LAWMA Flags Off ‘Lagos At 4 A.M’ Initiative To Tackle Improper Waste Disposal by Scatterscatter(m): 8:59pm On Jun 04, 2019
Lagos is back... Sanwo is working
Crime › Re: Abba Kyari Team Arrest Smugglers Of Firearms From Libya, Benin & Burkina Faso by Scatterscatter(m): 6:15pm On Jun 03, 2019
Our own Jack Bauer... Please we need you to help us arrest Buhari, he is inside Aso rock cool shocked
Politics › Re: Female Nigerian Soldiers Dance To Kizz Daniel "Madu" To Celebrate The New Month by Scatterscatter(m): 5:42pm On Jun 01, 2019
I want to f*ck a female military officer before I get married lipsrsealed
Crime › Re: Osun Poly, Iree Students Burn Down Medical Center Over Colleague's Death by Scatterscatter(m): 4:58pm On Jun 01, 2019
Good... Now that they have burnt it, the dead student will rise and all the sick students in the school Will receive quality treatment in the community hospitals for free!

Nice one, leaders of tomorrow!


"Never take a decision when you are angry, never make a promise when you are happy"
Sports › Re: Former Arsenal Winger Tragically Dies In Road Accident by Scatterscatter(m): 1:50pm On Jun 01, 2019
Damn it! I can't believe what I just read

RIP Reyes embarassed
Crime › Re: Man Caught With Arms At Abiodun's Inauguration Venue In Ogun by Scatterscatter(m): 1:42pm On Jun 01, 2019
Which kain "arm" be this na undecided
Celebrities › Re: Who Is The Slay Queen Hugging Davido Like That? - Fans Ask by Scatterscatter(m): 1:39pm On Jun 01, 2019
OP tell Davido to shift if you really want to see the girl's face and stop asking us stupid question undecided
Education › Re: #WinterInOAU: Tension Doused As Police Nab Notorious Cultists by Scatterscatter(m): 1:31pm On Jun 01, 2019
Ehn, if winter is coming, the school management should provide cardigan and duvet for the student na wetin concern police.

Ordinary cold and student are running helter skeeter
Bunch of lazy youths undecided
Education › Re: NECO Scraps Use Of Scratch Cards, Announces New System by Scatterscatter(m):
This is interesting... Keep wasting money on irrelevant hilux as though it will have any effect on curbing examination malpractice.

I still don't understand how people in power make irrational and stupid decisions undecided
Health › Re: Breaking Bad Eye Habits: 11 Bad Eye Habits You Need To Break Now by Scatterscatter(m): 11:01am On Jun 01, 2019
Nice info @OP! We need more of this.
Christianity Etc › Re: If You're Using A Coolant Air Conditioner. You Will Hardly Make Heaven by Scatterscatter(m): 10:35am On Jun 01, 2019
Are you OK? undecided
Politics › Re: EFCC Vs Fani-kayode: What Happened In Court On Friday by Scatterscatter(m): 6:57pm On May 31, 2019
All these empty chest beaters that will be forming ailment when it's time for them to defend their corruption ridden life.
So a whole FFK can form lie... Na that ailment go legit kill am undecided
Celebrities › Re: Nina Celebrates Her Birthday With Beautiful Photos by Scatterscatter(m): 6:06am On May 31, 2019
I'm very sure Nina can't spell what she is celebrating... The girl dumb die lipsrsealed!

I am in my house, come and beat me
Food › Re: Accredited Amala Joints In Nigeria (2018 List) by Scatterscatter(m): 7:47am On May 29, 2019
My fellow comrades,
after all said and done,
without prejudice and tribal affiliation,
without religious and political sentiments,
I Believe our beloved and gallant friend has done more than enough for itself and our nation at large.

Please gather here if you think our dear Amala should be Knighted cry
Celebrities › Re: Tobi Bakre Becomes Delta Soap Ambassador - Shares Pictures by Scatterscatter(m): 2:54pm On May 28, 2019
Some peole will now be saying rubbish about Big brother show, calling it a waste of time and all sort... Abeg with all your seriousness and Phd, how many endorsement you Don get undecided

I will still slap somebody one day
Celebrities › Re: Tobi Bakre Becomes Delta Soap Ambassador - Shares Pictures by Scatterscatter(m): 2:52pm On May 28, 2019
AprokoGirl:
Congrats Dear
Ta ni dear e undecided

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