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Politics › Re: Atiku's Son Doesn't Work In A Pure Water Factory, His Father Owns It by Scatterscatter(m):
How to identify hungry and jobless people

1)They argue that Buhari is better than Atiku or vice versa. They don't know what we have is "Buhatiku" Birds of a feather......

2)They see pictures like this and believe they should vote for Atiku because his son works as an employee in a bottle water company. Haba... Even a mumu will know it is eternally impossible! All Na political stunt.

You people should stop all this rubbish and stop making these politicians feel they can always take us for a ride
Celebrities › Re: Charles Novia Rubbishes Juliet Ibrahim For Allowing Iceberg Slim Press Her Butts by Scatterscatter(m): 10:42am On Oct 28, 2018
Temple1288:
People display pictures of them kissing and still have a healthy relationship. Remove that one for your list
Asides the wedding pics of the groom kissing the bride, no other kissing pics is acceptable. It's non of anyone's fu*cking business to know if you and your spouse are having a wonderful and romantic relationship.

Na so problem they start
Celebrities › Re: Charles Novia Rubbishes Juliet Ibrahim For Allowing Iceberg Slim Press Her Butts by Scatterscatter(m): 8:17am On Oct 28, 2018
Both of them no get one sense!

Serious advice to ladies, if any guy grabs ur ass, boobs or displays a pix of you both kissing on social media, trust me, he doesn't respect you neither does he love you. He only sees you as an object to boost his ego.

It is my sincere prayer that girls will have sense one day lipsrsealed
NYSC › Re: Corps Member Faints Due To Congestion During CDS In Lagos by Scatterscatter(m): 2:16pm On Oct 27, 2018
Which congestion... Somebody that is pregnant lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-kayode Calls Patience Jonathan “the Mother Of Our Nation” As He Wishes by Scatterscatter(m): 5:00pm On Oct 25, 2018
FFK is irritating and disgusting undecided

Maybe she is his own mother sha
Sports › Re: Mikel Once Again Comes To The Rescue Of Nigeria Football Team by Scatterscatter(m): 3:53pm On Oct 24, 2018
Mikel for president abeg

Let all this Buhari and Akitu goan sit down somewhere undecided
Celebrities › Re: "Mr. Bean" Rowan Atkinson, The Cars This Funny Actor Owns (PHOTOS) by Scatterscatter(m): 7:00pm On Oct 23, 2018
Jeezuzpick:
Oh C'mon!

He writes/produces every one of his skits!

Very intelligent and creative man!

I don't find it hard at all to believe he holds a Master's Degree in Electrical Engineering from Oxford!

#Respect!
I have noting against him, I only salute his creativity!
Celebrities › Re: "Mr. Bean" Rowan Atkinson, The Cars This Funny Actor Owns (PHOTOS) by Scatterscatter(m): 5:22pm On Oct 23, 2018
This guy made his money by simply saying nothing and making facial gestures. embarassed
Politics › Re: Fashola Only Planted Flowers As Lagos Governor – Bode George by Scatterscatter(m): 5:29pm On Oct 21, 2018
WritePal:
Anambra is not a 'no man's land,' and Lagos is not a 'no man's land' either. No state in Nigeria is. No Nigerian should be treated or addressed like a second class citizen in his own country, whichever state they are in.

You can be an indigene of a state, but every Nigerian in that state is living in his own country too with full rights and must never be addressed or made to feel as a "foreigner." Any state at all, including Lagos and Anambra.

Lagos is more cosmopolitan naturally being a former FCT with obviously better economic opportunities. Please stop insulting fellow Nigerians living in their own country in Lagos!
Good.. So tell people to stop addressing Lagos as a "no man's land"
Respect the traditional owners of the land and their way of life. Do your business, live your life and stop trying to claim what is not traditionally yours.

I am Yoruba, I live in lagos but at the same time not a lagosian. I respect the owners of the land even tho we are brothers by language and heritage.

Tell your brothers from the "yeast" to also respect Lagosians and stop trying to claim what's not theirs!
Politics › Re: Fashola Only Planted Flowers As Lagos Governor – Bode George by Scatterscatter(m): 4:44pm On Oct 21, 2018
Airforce01:
The photo in my profile is me

My fingers are finer than your face .
Ehya... Now I see why you remain a "comment musician"

Is this supposed to be a rhyme or punch line? I really don't understand huh
Politics › Re: Fashola Only Planted Flowers As Lagos Governor – Bode George by Scatterscatter(m): 4:41pm On Oct 21, 2018
WritePal:
As long as Nigeria has not split, you don't have bigger rights than him in Lagos or anywhere in the country and shouldn't talk to him that way.

Lagos has a special status, enjoyed national privilege for over 4 decades and every one has an interest.

Every one has the same rights and privileges here. For example, if you violate his right in this Lagos, he can get you arrested and locked up in this Lagos. Get that sunk into your head!
You think you just made sense yeah!

So, if you violate my rights in the "yeast" do you know I can also get you locked up?

Does that mean Anambla is a no man's land?

Young man, You are almost intelligent!
Politics › Re: Fashola Only Planted Flowers As Lagos Governor – Bode George by Scatterscatter(m): 4:35pm On Oct 21, 2018
melanch:
So if Nigeria splits, all the landlords that are from the 'yeast' will leave their houses abi?
No ooo.. They will DHL the houses back to their mud villages undecided
Politics › Re: Fashola Only Planted Flowers As Lagos Governor – Bode George by Scatterscatter(m): 3:30pm On Oct 21, 2018
Airforce01:
Lagos is a no man's land so , oga chibuzor like you rightly said , is free to bring in even all his village people to Lagos because Lagos belongs to all of us .
Be deceiving yourself... The day Nigeria splits, let's see how you will carry Lagos to the "yeast" or where ever it is you come from


Don't go and look for how to sell your cd in traffic be shouting no man's land there undecided
Politics › Re: Fashola Only Planted Flowers As Lagos Governor – Bode George by Scatterscatter(m): 3:26pm On Oct 21, 2018
Airforce01:
I don't travel by road, I can afford an Air Ticket .

The heap of dirts all around Lagos, has made Lagos the most dangerous state in Nigeria to live in.
Congratulations ooo, Mr Harry Potter undecided
Politics › Re: Fashola Only Planted Flowers As Lagos Governor – Bode George by Scatterscatter(m): 3:23pm On Oct 21, 2018
Anybody that replies "thief" Bode Judge is indeed jobless undecided
Autos › Re: For Sale: 2007 Honda Accord, Discussion Continue...SOLD! by Scatterscatter(m): 11:18pm On Oct 08, 2018
V6?
Autos › Re: Clean Toyota Camry 06 Direct by Scatterscatter(m): 5:32pm On Oct 01, 2018
This your price Na die... How much is muscle 2008 sef. undecided
Guy you gree 450k?
Crime › Re: 43-Year-Old Woman Nabbed While Trying To Traffick A 2-month Old Baby To Sweden by Scatterscatter(m): 10:13am On Sep 22, 2018
Chai. See as them block the child destiny!

So you people want him to grow up in Nigeria Abi..

ME I'm sha looking for someone that will come and traffick me to Canada or USA undecided
Career › Re: Nigerian Man Turns Down A 200k Job, Because He Loves His Job Of 50k by Scatterscatter(m): 8:01am On Sep 22, 2018
1000 ways to "know people that their village people is using their head to play snake and ladder" lipsrsealed
Autos › Re: Awoof Of The Day...2004 Honda EOD With Bad V6 Engine @400k Now. Lemme Explain by Scatterscatter(m): 10:23pm On Sep 21, 2018
Come op, how much will you pay me if I buy this car lipsrsealed
Family › Re: Meet Sayo And Jomi: Taiwo Sayo & Kehinde Folajomi, Identical Twin Sisters by Scatterscatter(m): 2:54pm On Sep 18, 2018
The day one of them will goan find trouble, the other one will know the difference between twins and ibeji lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Kizz Daniel Releases New Photos As Tushmagazine Visits Him by Scatterscatter(m): 1:55pm On Sep 14, 2018
I'm beginning to suspect that it was kizz Daniels that bought Joseph's coat lipsrsealed

Pets › Re: Habibu Muazu Yahaya: Nigerian Man Willed 20% Of His Wealth To His Cat by Scatterscatter(m): 10:55pm On Sep 11, 2018
Willed his wealth or poverty?

OP please enlighten us the more
Politics › Re: Ambode Faces Impeachment As 57 LG Chairmen Endorse Jide Sanwoolu For Governor by Scatterscatter(m): 5:03pm On Sep 11, 2018
Trendy247:
So they can't speak English... Primitive people angry
Lagos is a yoruba state and mind you, all the people in attendance understood yoruba so what is the essence of speaking English when the sole aim of the meeting is to communicate.

May you be liberated from colonial slavery mentality
Health › Re: A Virgin Girl Contracted HIV After Having Her First Sex - Twitter User by Scatterscatter(m): 10:52pm On Sep 07, 2018
MrThisandthat:
Buhari must go
Your Sense is paining you undecided
Jobs/Vacancies › Direction To Ikeja Cantoment From Berger by Scatterscatter(op): 9:48am On Sep 06, 2018
I need direction to ikeja Cantoment from Berger via public transport.

It's very urgent!
Career › Re: Meet Dr. Osato Osemwengie: Biography Of Maker Of Drones For American Army by Scatterscatter(m): 2:40pm On Sep 05, 2018
Toluhwanie:
I always had dreams on drone making,its cool........
Which Yeye dream! When did drone come to be sef undecided

Continue dreaming
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso Received By PDP Supporters In Anambra (Photos) by Scatterscatter(m): 11:11am On Aug 26, 2018
U counted just 37people na

Abi the other people are camera shy ni huh
Politics › Re: Iddo Bridge: Fashola Reacts, Repair Works To Start Immediately (video) by Scatterscatter(m): 7:29am On Aug 26, 2018
Fash for life!!!

We dey miss you die for Lagos because this Ambode boy is just busy scattering and building bus stops everywhere like his life depends on it.

You people should Come and warn him ooo!
Romance › Re: Female Sailors: Despite Our Good Looks, Salaries, It Is Tough Finding True Love by Scatterscatter(m): 7:56am On Aug 25, 2018
Some of the male sailors go don "sail" these ones finish.

Well, Wetin be my own sef undecided
Crime › Re: Money Ritual: Voodoo Priest "Produces Wads Of Money From Thin Air" (Video) by Scatterscatter(m): 5:35pm On Jul 28, 2018
No magic or voodoo was performed. The recording stops, he picks up a new bundle or cash, sprays it, when it is almost exhausted, he repeats the same process over and over again.

Some people will still goan fall mugu for the one again undecided
Family › Re: Why Married Men Prefer Us To Their Wives - Commercial Sex Workers by Scatterscatter(m): 10:56pm On Jul 23, 2018
To marry sef dey fear me.... The way women change after wedding ehn undecided

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