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soberdrunk:
Nowhere!! Absolutely Nowhere can be compared to the back seat of a car on a lonely road The thrill is out of this world!!!

Wehdone sir

martyns303:
Dont mind OP, I have had it both in the shower and jacuzzi and its awesome. Just make sure the bathroom is big enough so u dont have to be squeezing urself trying to get the best position. Enjoy....

I addressed that in danger #3

ToriBlue:
I will love to try sex in the shower one day or better still sex in the jacuzzi .

Forget what I wrote sha, we can have it together

Lots of people consider having sex in the water (shower/hot tub/pool/ocean) to be one of those things that helps spice up your marriage or to make your sex life more exciting and adventurous. It is kinda true but let me stop you right there. As thrilling and intriguing as it sounds, having sex in, say, the shower might not be the best idea. There are some dangers awaiting for you that can turn your sexual adventure into a complete nightmare afterwards. So, before you decide to join your partner in the shower, we recommend you get to know about the risks you get exposed to while enjoying this salty activity.


Let us start with the most obvious aspect of having sex in the water. All bodies of water contain bacteria. All kinds of bacteria. Your skin can be relatively tolerant to this bacteria, but your private parts aren’t. So while you are enjoying the intimacy of each other in the ocean or in the pool where the water is not perfectly cleaned with chlorine, those tiny nasty organisms are making their way to your joystick and your girl’s vagina. As a result you get a urinary tract infection, a yeast infection, or worse. Yikes! So, this was danger #1.

Now, let’s proceed with danger #2. Having sex in the water can be just as painful. Some say the water provides more lube? Don’t believe it. In fact what really happens is that the water washes off a girl’s natural moisture which can cause excess friction and actually push water into vagina. As a result, you end up having micro tears, irritation, and infections. If you are using a condom, a friction can cause a tear which can result in unwanted pregnancy, STIs, and many more nasty things. On the other hand, you can use silicone based lubricants that supposedly prevent from drying out. But, once again, the lube won’t keep you safe from getting infected in open waters. Just remember that It’s highly recommended that you put on condom out of the water and take it off out of the water too.

Danger #3 will be: watch out for falls. So, you are both in the shower, you are Unclad and covered with soapy bubbles, one thing leads to another, and you can’t get your lips and hands off of each other. Having sex right here right now sounds like fun, doesn’t it? On one hand, getting intimate in the shower seems like a very practical thing. You can wash off all the evidence without leaving the crime scene. But I should warn you – don’t overdo the positions. The surface is very slippery in the shower, so make sure you have an anti-slip coating as there is always a chance to end up with a stretched muscle

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The guy absence dey make everywhere calm sef, no more DSS kidnapping

Lots of people consider having sex in the water (shower/hot tub/pool/ocean) to be one of those things that helps spice up your marriage or to make your sex life more exciting and adventurous. It is kinda true but let me stop you right there. As thrilling and intriguing as it sounds, having sex in, say, the shower might not be the best idea. There are some dangers awaiting for you that can turn your sexual adventure into a complete nightmare afterwards. So, before you decide to join your partner in the shower, we recommend you get to know about the risks you get exposed to while enjoying this salty activity.


Let us start with the most obvious aspect of having sex in the water. All bodies of water contain bacteria. All kinds of bacteria. Your skin can be relatively tolerant to this bacteria, but your private parts aren’t. So while you are enjoying the intimacy of each other in the ocean or in the pool where the water is not perfectly cleaned with chlorine, those tiny nasty organisms are making their way to your penis and your girl’s vagina. As a result you get a urinary tract infection, a yeast infection, or worse. Yikes! So, this was danger #1.

Now, let’s proceed with danger #2. Having sex in the water can be just as painful. Some say the water provides more lube? Don’t believe it. In fact what really happens is that the water washes off a girl’s natural moisture which can cause excess friction and actually push water into vagina. As a result, you end up having micro tears, irritation, and infections. If you are using a condom, a friction can cause a tear which can result in unwanted pregnancy, STIs, and many more nasty things. On the other hand, you can use silicone based lubricants that supposedly prevent from drying out. But, once again, the lube won’t keep you safe from getting infected in open waters. Just remember that It’s highly recommended that you put on condom out of the water and take it off out of the water too.

Danger #3 will be: watch out for falls. So, you are both in the shower, you are naked and covered with soapy bubbles, one thing leads to another, and you can’t get your lips and hands off of each other. Having sex right here right now sounds like fun, doesn’t it? On one hand, getting intimate in the shower seems like a very practical thing. You can wash off all the evidence without leaving the crime scene. But I should warn you – don’t overdo the positions. The surface is very slippery in the shower, so make sure you have an anti-slip coating as there is always a chance to end up with a stretched muscle.

OP Na wa for u ooo... We never find president finish,na the wife you dey report as missing again...

Abeg we will look for them one after the other!
Presido Bubu first!..

I know some people will still come here and call it waste of money ND also make the eternal statement of "people are suffering and you decide to waste such money on a car"

Oga! Madam! Poverty is doing community meeting on your head

Big ups Maserati

Since his case is spiritual Ehn, I suggest he should be tried in a shrine instead

IamPatriotic:
This is unacceptable, what nonsense, she should be stopped at once ....she obviously has nothing apart from obscenity to offer.

Oga! Is it your country?.??
Our own women that wear iro nd buba with gele nko, what have they offered us all these while

Leave the girl abeg

11) it is the first car-part every naija male child acquire. #Tyrerollingdays

Only those with rugged childhood Like me Will understand this

Wait ooo, I am not understanding

Is this a moving Statue or we have 2 different statues.?

Check out both pictures again

waternogetenemy:
The hatred going on in Lagos by the APC gov is shameful, some of this story are fake news. If u carry out investigation, u will not see anybody or physical evidence.
Just Igbo hate being promoted by Yorubas in Lagos.

Do you have sense at all, Abi your sense is paining you

The way people drop 10 commandments for interview Ehn, you will think you are about to die...

Pls have they killed him already?.

OP I'm waiting for the shock

Nice... I need a picture of Buhari tagged "president " it will make this thread perfect

#istandwithbovi joining a protest isn't compulsory and it doesn't mean he his less concerned about the ill happenings in the country.

People should learn to mind their business

This is so emotional. Wish I had enough cash to set them up. God bless their union

adem30:
Good question bro. But ming you, the previous government subsidised the fertilizer and refused to pay the contractors, accumulated N65b debt to this present government. If you were in their shoe what will you do?

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/jonathans-govt-left-n65bn-fertiliser-debt-presidency/

http://breaking.com.ng/nigeria/fgn-pays-n65bn-fertilizer-debt-incured-by-jonathans-administration/

Nice contribution, never knew tho,
We learn everyday

Nice move at least.

But one question;: why did FG stop the fertiliser subsidy when they came in fresh and now doing what they could have done initially.

I think Nigeria is in this Economic poo cos of indecisive decisions this administration is trademarked for.

I pray God grant those at the helm of affair wisdom to lead us right.

I wonder if people like this were really called by God.

Prophesies of doom isn't the commission Jesus gave, He asked us to preach the gospel (good news).

Most of these so called Prophet or pastors are only seeking self glory and trying every gimmick possible to get there "business center "populated. May God have mercy on this generation

You people should leave freeze for me. I'm sure one day, he will end up running to a "yahoo boy pastor" for deliverance.

I'm sure one winch is definitely dancing galala on his sense

Good one,

Rapsowdee01:
I tried it with my Porsche.... crashed it sha but did it with my G WAGON and nothing happened.. haven't tried it on my camaro or my cadillac sha

Sha wash the car fast, your Oga is waiting for his key

This is what I'll wear to work tommorow

Chop knuckle kinda shake nko

While some are tarnishing are image abroad and being sent back in body bags.

Congrats Prof.

Alexk2:
Please break it down for us jor....
You came here to ask for our help when she went missing now she's back and you can't simply tell us what happened to her. We deserve to know and it'll help to diffuse rumors....if you fail to brief us, next missing person report will bear the consequences; I'm sure you don't want that to happen.

She hasn't given any explanation so far, you don't expect me to fabricate things she didn't say just to make the story dramatic. I will update this thread as soon as I get more info. The good thing is that she is back.

AfonjasMustDie:


This is why this country will continue sinking

You're busy jumping up because naira gained just 3 naira ??

When Goodluck Jonathan was the president, naira was 190 to $1, people were eating well, the economy was booming but some brainless people were not happy and they wanted change and they decided to vote for Buhari, now $1 is 600 and they are still supporting their Hausa master, these zombies are something else

And crude oil was being sold at $145/ barrel and our boiz in the SS weren't blowing up pipelines.

Trust me, with the way you are going, you'll probably die before the afonjas.
Stop complaining and start doing something productive with you life. 50weeks to the end of 2017.

Confirmed report just reaching me has it that the missing OAU student has been found. She returned to her room this evening Hale and hearty but she is yet to give a report of what led to her presumed disappearance.
A big thank you to the general public for your care, support and prayers.
God bless you all!

Have they been killed?.??