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EventsRe: Man Marries 2 Wives In Delta Same Time, Same Day (Photos) by Scatterscatter(m): 8:47pm On Mar 26, 2017
Point of correction ... He is happily married to "a woman and another man"
TV/MoviesRe: #BBNaija: Efe Wins Head Of House Again! by Scatterscatter(m): 8:45pm On Mar 26, 2017
You are a freaking liar... HOH task is tommorow
CrimeRe: Female Bishop Arrested In Lagos For Fraud (Photo) by Scatterscatter(m): 10:54pm On Mar 22, 2017
oshe11:
wet it wit ur saliva
Another dry one lipsrsealed undecided cry
CrimeRe: Female Bishop Arrested In Lagos For Fraud (Photo) by Scatterscatter(m): 10:40pm On Mar 22, 2017
oshe11:
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that
heaven is missing an angel.
The fragrance of her perfume would easily finish a
bowl of eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear,
without minding the security guy that was waving
frantically at her that calls are not allowed in banking
halls, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and
searched frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but she took
mine, maybe because I was closest to her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood still,
she stood up and inched closer to me.
I was sweating like a pregnant fish and huffing and
puffing like a Monitor lizard.
She whispered, "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She had written, 'Tarty Tausan'!
blood of amadioha
Dry undecided cry
HealthRe: Importance Of Eating Pawpaw Seed by Scatterscatter(m): 12:07am On Mar 14, 2017
I know we won't believe this until a white folk repackage it in tablet or capsule form after mixing it with chemicals then sell it to us at an exorbitant Price.

Our mentality is our problem.
Na to dey chew this thing sure pass now shocked
TravelRe: FG Bans Helicopter Shuttle From Kaduna To Abuja - PUNCH by Scatterscatter(m): 12:58pm On Mar 13, 2017
TheGreatIYANU:
Again you are defending mediocrity. Are there not Gunships in Abuja? Don't we have Alpha Jets? Are you saying our Airforce is so inept, they cannot respond to a straying Aircraft?

Again bro #NOEXCUSE
You sound like you aren't a Nigerian. Seems you don't know how we abuse everything. How will they cope if they av like 20 choppers parading the sky all cos of the situation on ground. Do you even know the capacity of the airforce? Do you know if they've been overstretched?
Listen, you don't gamble on security. If you aren't capable don't pretend to.
Go back to the drawing board, re-equip and restrategise. If not, maintain the status quo and manage it effectively.
TravelRe: FG Bans Helicopter Shuttle From Kaduna To Abuja - PUNCH by Scatterscatter(m): 10:43am On Mar 13, 2017
TheGreatIYANU:
My brother it does not make sense. Abuja is not 1cm in Length or Breadth. There is no excuse for this absurd policy because as expansive as the land is, Government could have given Chopper Pilots coordinates that would take their route far away from Aso Rock and other sensitive buildings.

Even in Washington DC, Commercial Chatter Helicopters still fly so please don't support this senseless directive.
Are we on the same level with Washington? Let's face the fact and tackle things realistically for once!
Mind you, these people aren't restricted to just one location, they move.
TravelRe: FG Bans Helicopter Shuttle From Kaduna To Abuja - PUNCH by Scatterscatter(m): 9:40am On Mar 13, 2017
SageTravels:
what kind nonsense is this na. No wonder foreign airlines pulled out..
I'm disappointed in you based on the comment you just made, considering your moniker. Only wonder where your "sage travels" will carry people to. I can't trust your judgment
TravelRe: FG Bans Helicopter Shuttle From Kaduna To Abuja - PUNCH by Scatterscatter(m): 9:33am On Mar 13, 2017
Nice move but the sad thing is that our youths won't take their time to analyse the move before calling PMB and his administration names.

The truth is, for security reasons things can't just fly over Abuja airspace as it is the seat of power and it houses the president and the country's representatives.

Nice move once again
Christianity EtcRe: Prove Of God Existence. by Scatterscatter(m): 12:02am On Mar 13, 2017
You know, I don't blame people who doubt the existence of God. Sometimes I wish they go insane for Just 30mins for them to realise humans are just as a clay pot without our reasoning faculty intact.

Dear Confused Atheists, just picture a clay pot questioning its maker "why did you make me a waste bin and make the other a flower vase"?

You only think you mean more than you are but in the real sense, you are noting. God doesn't owe you anything cos he has showed us everything we need to know in the Bible.

Either you chose to believe or not is your business as it doesn't change who and what God is.!!!.
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke, Her Husband & Manager, Victoria Nkong Step Out In Style (photos) by Scatterscatter(m): 10:59pm On Mar 12, 2017
Who God has blessed, no man can curse
TV/MoviesRe: Tboss Is The Most Boring BBNaija Housemate by Scatterscatter(m): 12:55pm On Mar 12, 2017
evexx1:
I absolutely agree.

Shocked something this sensible is coming from someone with this nickname. smiley
Lol...don't be deceived ooo, I only make sense on Sunday shocked
TV/MoviesRe: Tboss Is The Most Boring BBNaija Housemate by Scatterscatter(m): 12:53pm On Mar 12, 2017
Jadeite:
I want Bisola or Efe to win! Bisola is the pure definition of Talent..TTT,hells nah! Too cunny!
Sincerely, she's just too talented.

Yea TTT is cunny but let's pardon him for the sake of the game wink
TV/MoviesRe: Tboss Is The Most Boring BBNaija Housemate by Scatterscatter(m): 12:19pm On Mar 12, 2017
Jadeite:
You lie! If you like shade Efe,he will still go far! The polls last week proved you guys wrong! Sit and relax! Have you forgotten that King David was tending to his father's herd,before he was anointed??
Hate him or hate him,Efe will go far!* drops mic
Listen yo, I don't hate Efe. I only hate the fact that he is over hyped. I am judging him based on the premises of the game and what is expected of a potential winner.
I have no doubt the winner is BTW Bisola, TTT and Efe. I won't just like Efe to win cos he doesn't deserve it
TV/MoviesRe: Tboss Is The Most Boring BBNaija Housemate by Scatterscatter(m): 12:08pm On Mar 12, 2017
Jadeite:
See,even if Efe no be from WARRI like me,I for still vote am..I can't deal with y'all that keep saying Efe is boring.. He speaks English (well) when he has to,he parties when he has to,he doesn't follow everyone's opinions, what does Bally contribute to the house?
Asides pierced tips( which has prolly occluded your brain,)what has your madam brought in?
She has brought in class unlike some dude that has brought in noting but desperation and dry raps undecided
TV/MoviesRe: Tboss Is The Most Boring BBNaija Housemate by Scatterscatter(m): 10:31am On Mar 12, 2017
Mzsolmi:
seconded.still,I see no reason why ppl like dt guy,almost every comment at d base of my TV screen is about that guy.always long-talking and giving sermons.
As in ehn... He is the only housemate I won't miss. Donno why ppl fancy him tho
TV/MoviesRe: Tboss Is The Most Boring BBNaija Housemate by Scatterscatter(m):
Efe is more boring (click like if you agree) undecided

Tboss is just on point, no time for dry and meaningless gist, she knows her level that's all. Think class, think Tboss
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Neutralize Concentration Of Boko Haram Terrorists At Borno Forests.PICS by Scatterscatter(m): 9:31am On Mar 12, 2017
Either true or false, either boko haram or not, the koko is that they have sha killed some part of the country's problem undecided
CelebritiesRe: Maikori In Cell With Herdsmen, To Appear In Court Monday by Scatterscatter(m):
"His Phone was out of coverage area" but the OP used spiritual system to know Maikori's exact cell and his co-tenants

OP continue undecided
CrimeRe: Hausas Evacuate Sabo After Ile Ife Communal Clash by Scatterscatter(m): 9:59pm On Mar 11, 2017
mrlaw93:
I wonder what a man in faraway South Africa is thinking now..
Bros you can grant them asylum in the east, no wahala undecided
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Kemen Absent At Combined Eviction Party In Lekki Yesterday (Photos) by Scatterscatter(m): 7:48pm On Mar 11, 2017
Wetin gifty rub for face huh
CelebritiesRe: Damilola Adegbite & Chris Attoh’s Marriage Crashes? (Details) by Scatterscatter(m): 6:54pm On Mar 11, 2017
Fame comes with a price tag, it robs you of true joy and happiness
TravelRe: Ibadan Set To Have Master-Plan 188 Years After by Scatterscatter(m): 8:26am On Mar 10, 2017
This is long overdue.
CultureRe: Warning To Eze Ndigbos. Go To Amadioha Shrine Immediately by Scatterscatter(m): 8:22am On Mar 10, 2017
Ibos and title sha... I still don't understand huh
CultureRe: Warning To Eze Ndigbos. Go To Amadioha Shrine Immediately by Scatterscatter(m): 8:00am On Mar 10, 2017
Wetin consign me... You people should go and buy beer for the gods.

Omo YORUBA le mi o, swagger kiss
CelebritiesRe: Epic Throwback To 1993 When Afrocandy Used To Be All Covered Up by Scatterscatter(m): 7:47am On Mar 10, 2017
Na lie... Check out the pics keenly, you can tell from her eyes that she isn't innocent.


Badility is In her, Peak milk tinz
BusinessRe: Naira Appreciates To N455/$ As External Reserves Hit $30bn by Scatterscatter(m): 7:41am On Mar 10, 2017
Wailers see your life tongue


Oya come and beat me angry
RomanceRe: How To Know Your Man Loves You by Scatterscatter(m): 11:15pm On Mar 09, 2017
Please who knows where I can buy gogo sweet or pako biscuit undecided

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