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RomanceRe: Kenyan Pastor Slams Viral Couple Who Wedded In T-shirts by Scatterscatter(m): 4:57pm On Feb 15, 2017
"To fund a marriage life is more important than one day wedding show off full of cameras that’s hypocrisy according to the word of God"

Oga pastor.. Make we hear word Abeg, You can fund their marriage life, it's not to much. You sef contribute undecided
Car TalkRe: Pal-V Launches First Commercial Flying Car by Scatterscatter(m): 4:49pm On Feb 15, 2017
I'll like to see how Lastma will arrest these kinda cars huh

CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Coco Ice - I Don’t Regret Baring My Boobs For Bassey To Suck by Scatterscatter(m): 2:40pm On Feb 15, 2017
Come Coco.. I want to....

TravelRe: Lion Attacks A Lady Tourist In Zimbabwe Who Posed For Pictures(pics) by Scatterscatter(m): 1:11pm On Feb 15, 2017
Wetin pictures go do women ehn lipsrsealed

Use 3hrs 5mins to select cloth, shoe nd bag
Use 2hrs 12mins to make up
1hr 47mins to snap pishure
32 mins to clean makeup at night.

I just weak undecided

CelebritiesRe: Soma Becomes Payporte Fashion Ambassador (Photos) by Scatterscatter(m): 10:06am On Feb 15, 2017
papadee93:
I wonder which brand Gifty will represent?
NURTW
RomanceRe: 13 Funny Reasons Why She Gets Angry - Can You Relate? by Scatterscatter(m): 7:16pm On Feb 14, 2017
Very hilarious...

Even women don't understand themselves so who am I to huh
InvestmentRe: Finally, Made In Nigeria Toothpick Are Now Available by Scatterscatter(m): 7:07pm On Feb 14, 2017
We will get there sooner than expected

#istandwithNigeria
CelebritiesRe: Soma Becomes Payporte Fashion Ambassador (Photos) by Scatterscatter(m): 6:47pm On Feb 14, 2017
Obiwannn:
It's porn, shut up.
I can bet you don't have access to Dstv so it will be useless talking to you undecided
TV/MoviesRe: Tboss Kisses Jon Ogah, 'Fake' Big Brother Naija Housemate by Scatterscatter(m): 5:39pm On Feb 14, 2017
Myonsie right now

CelebritiesRe: Soma Becomes Payporte Fashion Ambassador (Photos) by Scatterscatter(m): 5:16pm On Feb 14, 2017
Where are those set of myopic mofos calling BBN a low life porn show!!!

I will still create a thread to address the BBN misconception very soon.

Big ups SOMA!!! Bigger you I pray
BusinessRe: Union Bank Celebrates 100 Years Of Existence by Scatterscatter(m): 1:29pm On Feb 14, 2017
I just love union bank

How I wish they could just borrow me one 5million that they are not using, wanna start up a business sad
RomanceRe: Hilarious Post Of A Couple Who Met On Twitter by Scatterscatter(m): 1:25pm On Feb 14, 2017
Bleast kiss

RomanceRe: 5 Reasons We Must accept Gay Marriage Worldwide by Scatterscatter(m): 2:09pm On Feb 12, 2017
Boxer007:
1. No man has a right to tell another adult who to date.

2. Best hairdressers are Gay men. The end up making women happier

3. Gay footballers are rougher in bed

4. All developed countries including USA, Canada, Germany,South Africa, Thailand, Vietnam and Mali now suppot Gay marriage. Nigeria is backward

5. Men have fantasy of sleeping with other men secretly


Truth hurts, Preach.
Your mumu will last undecided
TravelRe: A Nairalander Visit To The Moremi Statue Of Liberty.(With Pictures ) by Scatterscatter(m): 6:01pm On Feb 11, 2017
Bbsharon Your beauty has overshadowed the whole essence of the write up sef, Nawa for you o smiley kiss
PoliticsRe: FLASHBACK: Sanusi Doesn't Know How Oil Revenues Are Remitted - Andrew Yakubu by Scatterscatter(m): 8:56am On Feb 11, 2017
Gej right now : Chai... So this guy badt like this

CelebritiesRe: Between Tunde Ednut, Bobrisky And Ghanaian Girl Who Doesn't Wear Bra (Photos) by Scatterscatter(m): 10:55pm On Feb 10, 2017
Later now, she will start running from one church prog to the other looking for husband.

Girls listen, if you present yourselves Like olosho, you will only attract guys that will chop and clean mouth then tell you bye bye.

Dress sexy and attract guys that only want sex; later you'll say all men are the same.

The thunder that will fire you is in a closed door meeting with Trump undecided
CrimeRe: EFCC Arraigns Two For Internet Scam by Scatterscatter(m): 10:51pm On Feb 10, 2017
chuose2:
https://i.imgur.com/A3erZmq.png
It is Like they are doing you on my behalf undecided
CrimeRe: EFCC Arraigns Two For Internet Scam by Scatterscatter(m): 10:49pm On Feb 10, 2017
desquad:
they left their brownroof republic to our beautiful Biafra state with this nonsense angry
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has arraigned two suspects[b], Otojareri Governor Lucky (alias Sam Lewis) and Otorojareri President Mayor (alias John Jacob Carlson)[[b]/b] before Justice J.K.Omotosho of the Federal High Court, sitting in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, on a 13-count charge bordering on obtaining money by false pretence and sending of fraudulent messages to foreigners.

Use your head undecided
RomanceRe: Sex In The Water – Is It Really Worth It? by Scatterscatter(op): 6:12pm On Feb 10, 2017
soberdrunk:
Nowhere!! Absolutely Nowhere can be compared to the back seat of a car on a lonely road grin grin The thrill is out of this world!!! grin
Wehdone sir grin

RomanceRe: Sex In The Water – Is It Really Worth It? by Scatterscatter(op): 6:10pm On Feb 10, 2017
martyns303:
Dont mind OP, I have had it both in the shower and jacuzzi and its awesome. Just make sure the bathroom is big enough so u dont have to be squeezing urself trying to get the best position. Enjoy....
I addressed that in danger #3
RomanceRe: Sex In The Water – Is It Really Worth It? by Scatterscatter(op): 6:09pm On Feb 10, 2017
ToriBlue:
I will love to try sex in the shower one day or better still sex in the jacuzzi grin.
Forget what I wrote sha, we can have it together grin
RomanceSex In The Water – Is It Really Worth It? by Scatterscatter(op): 5:58pm On Feb 10, 2017
Lots of people consider having sex in the water (shower/hot tub/pool/ocean) to be one of those things that helps spice up your marriage or to make your sex life more exciting and adventurous. It is kinda true but let me stop you right there. As thrilling and intriguing as it sounds, having sex in, say, the shower might not be the best idea. There are some dangers awaiting for you that can turn your sexual adventure into a complete nightmare afterwards. So, before you decide to join your partner in the shower, we recommend you get to know about the risks you get exposed to while enjoying this salty activity.


Let us start with the most obvious aspect of having sex in the water. All bodies of water contain bacteria. All kinds of bacteria. Your skin can be relatively tolerant to this bacteria, but your private parts aren’t. So while you are enjoying the intimacy of each other in the ocean or in the pool where the water is not perfectly cleaned with chlorine, those tiny nasty organisms are making their way to your joystick and your girl’s vagina. As a result you get a urinary tract infection, a yeast infection, or worse. Yikes! So, this was danger #1.

Now, let’s proceed with danger #2. Having sex in the water can be just as painful. Some say the water provides more lube? Don’t believe it. In fact what really happens is that the water washes off a girl’s natural moisture which can cause excess friction and actually push water into vagina. As a result, you end up having micro tears, irritation, and infections. If you are using a condom, a friction can cause a tear which can result in unwanted pregnancy, STIs, and many more nasty things. On the other hand, you can use silicone based lubricants that supposedly prevent from drying out. But, once again, the lube won’t keep you safe from getting infected in open waters. Just remember that It’s highly recommended that you put on condom out of the water and take it off out of the water too.

Danger #3 will be: watch out for falls. So, you are both in the shower, you are Unclad and covered with soapy bubbles, one thing leads to another, and you can’t get your lips and hands off of each other. Having sex right here right now sounds like fun, doesn’t it? On one hand, getting intimate in the shower seems like a very practical thing. You can wash off all the evidence without leaving the crime scene. But I should warn you – don’t overdo the positions. The surface is very slippery in the shower, so make sure you have an anti-slip coating as there is always a chance to end up with a stretched muscle

Feel free to add urs kiss

PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Arrives Bayelsa State For Town Hall Meeting (Photos) by Scatterscatter(m): 3:18pm On Feb 10, 2017
Click like if you want Buhari to remain in London


The guy absence dey make everywhere calm sef, no more DSS kidnapping kiss
RomanceSex In The Water – Is It Really Worth It? by Scatterscatter(op):
Lots of people consider having sex in the water (shower/hot tub/pool/ocean) to be one of those things that helps spice up your marriage or to make your sex life more exciting and adventurous. It is kinda true but let me stop you right there. As thrilling and intriguing as it sounds, having sex in, say, the shower might not be the best idea. There are some dangers awaiting for you that can turn your sexual adventure into a complete nightmare afterwards. So, before you decide to join your partner in the shower, we recommend you get to know about the risks you get exposed to while enjoying this salty activity.


Let us start with the most obvious aspect of having sex in the water. All bodies of water contain bacteria. All kinds of bacteria. Your skin can be relatively tolerant to this bacteria, but your private parts aren’t. So while you are enjoying the intimacy of each other in the ocean or in the pool where the water is not perfectly cleaned with chlorine, those tiny nasty organisms are making their way to your penis and your girl’s vagina. As a result you get a urinary tract infection, a yeast infection, or worse. Yikes! So, this was danger #1.

Now, let’s proceed with danger #2. Having sex in the water can be just as painful. Some say the water provides more lube? Don’t believe it. In fact what really happens is that the water washes off a girl’s natural moisture which can cause excess friction and actually push water into vagina. As a result, you end up having micro tears, irritation, and infections. If you are using a condom, a friction can cause a tear which can result in unwanted pregnancy, STIs, and many more nasty things. On the other hand, you can use silicone based lubricants that supposedly prevent from drying out. But, once again, the lube won’t keep you safe from getting infected in open waters. Just remember that It’s highly recommended that you put on condom out of the water and take it off out of the water too.

Danger #3 will be: watch out for falls. So, you are both in the shower, you are naked and covered with soapy bubbles, one thing leads to another, and you can’t get your lips and hands off of each other. Having sex right here right now sounds like fun, doesn’t it? On one hand, getting intimate in the shower seems like a very practical thing. You can wash off all the evidence without leaving the crime scene. But I should warn you – don’t overdo the positions. The surface is very slippery in the shower, so make sure you have an anti-slip coating as there is always a chance to end up with a stretched muscle.

PoliticsRe: Where Is Aisha Buhari? by Scatterscatter(m): 5:11pm On Feb 08, 2017
OP Na wa for u ooo... We never find president finish,na the wife you dey report as missing again...

Abeg we will look for them one after the other!
Presido Bubu first!..
Car TalkRe: 2017 Maserati Levante: The Beauty Or The Beast? by Scatterscatter(m): 7:09am On Feb 08, 2017
I know some people will still come here and call it waste of money ND also make the eternal statement of "people are suffering and you decide to waste such money on a car"

Oga! Madam! Poverty is doing community meeting on your head lipsrsealed

Big ups Maserati kiss
CelebritiesRe: Seun Egbegbe To Appear In Court Today For Iphone Theft Case by Scatterscatter(m): 7:01am On Feb 08, 2017
Since his case is spiritual Ehn, I suggest he should be tried in a shrine instead kiss
Foreign AffairsRe: Poster Of Kenyan Female Political Aspirant Gets People Talking by Scatterscatter(m): 6:04pm On Feb 07, 2017
IamPatriotic:
This is unacceptable, what nonsense, she should be stopped at once ....she obviously has nothing apart from obscenity to offer.
Oga! Is it your country?.??
Our own women that wear iro nd buba with gele nko, what have they offered us all these while undecided

Leave the girl abeg
Car TalkRe: Tyres : 10 Facts You Should Know Today by Scatterscatter(m): 7:10am On Feb 07, 2017
11) it is the first car-part every naija male child acquire. #Tyrerollingdays grin

Only those with rugged childhood Like me Will understand this cheesy
CultureRe: Lagos Govt Unveils Statue Of First Crown King Of Lagos, King Ado (photos) by Scatterscatter(m): 11:16pm On Feb 06, 2017
Wait ooo, I am not understanding

Is this a moving Statue or we have 2 different statues.?

Check out both pictures again huh
CrimeRe: Woman Bites Off Sister’s Nose During Fight Over Sex Patron by Scatterscatter(m): 10:57pm On Feb 06, 2017
waternogetenemy:
The hatred going on in Lagos by the APC gov is shameful, some of this story are fake news. If u carry out investigation, u will not see anybody or physical evidence.
Just Igbo hate being promoted by Yorubas in Lagos.
Do you have sense at all, Abi your sense is paining you undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 12 Common Job Interview Mistakes You Should Avoid by Scatterscatter(m): 7:36am On Feb 05, 2017
The way people drop 10 commandments for interview Ehn, you will think you are about to die... undecided

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