₦airaland Forum

Never underestimate a woman in rage.

Dear President Bubu,

We concerned citizens have come together and agreed to Extend our heart of kindness by granting you the opportunity to stay in London till 2019 as a result of your Failing health. We want you to recuperate fully cos of the love we have for you.

Yours faithfully,
Scatterscatter

Finally the cobra go sleep now

Wait, I yam not understanding

How many eclipse will Nigeria alone have within the space of 8yrs

Abi we aff turn to world eclipse headquarters ni

This is highly commendable

Sometimes we have to be generous with giving credits when due.

Kudos CBN
Kudos Finance Minister

The guys will be like....

Chai..Them don follow me reach here again

holatin:
tired of hearing all this money laundering case just kill offenders in the front of their families, I promise you that will deter others.

abeg help me for this matter


My dear friends please I have come again with
my wahala this afternoon.
Abeg make una help me with this matter oh: My
wife insulted me this morning that I can't make
common PAP (Akamu).
I got intimidated and made a bet, of 50k with her
that I can even do it more than her (haba, what
sef, my wife own too much).
Anyway, now I'm in the market shopping for the
ingredients to prove that I can make the best
PAP.
I have bought crayfish, pepper, tomatoes, onions,
corn, garlic, ginger, nutmeg, maggi and some
other ingredients for the akamu.
But my mind keeps telling me that I'm missing
something.
Please, make una help me, which ingredient I
never buy?
Waiting for your respective suggestions as I don't
want her to win the bet.

You never buy sense

ogmask:
With all the good work ambo is doing he ddnt win the Sun gov of the year. Not even obiano won. You start asking yourself the criteria for becoming best gov. Keep the flag flying the pples gov.

I wonder ooo... BTW Most of those awards are been bought and not given on merit. AMBO is a silent achiever, he is just great.

Ambode will never seize to amaze me... Lagos State is truly blessed.

God bless Tinubu
God bless Fashola
God bless AMBO

Obiwannn:
access to Dstv ke? The part of the world wey I dey we no no wetin be Dstv bros, but even if I dey 9ja, I won't be so jobless to sit down in front of a stupid pornographic so-called reality TV show called Big brother nigeria.

We are still Saying the same thing, "you don't have access to dstv"

If Ambode says it, he will surely do it.

AMBO!!!

This is the side effect of taking weed for the first time

ogologoamu:
You need to let everyone know that you inherited your madness from your parents.

Someone who has parents won't curse someone else's patents. This proves you don't have parents or they failed woefully in raising you up. Big shame on you and them.

Anyways, I feel your pain cos ur adopted dad "Nnamdi Kanu " is locked up in a cell meant for hardcore criminals. You also lack identity,
claiming Jews today, Uganda tommorow, Biafra the day after, hence it will be pointless addressing you further.

See someone is about to carry your gala ooo.... Flat head gala selling iPod

"To fund a marriage life is more important than one day wedding show off full of cameras that’s hypocrisy according to the word of God"

Oga pastor.. Make we hear word Abeg, You can fund their marriage life, it's not to much. You sef contribute

I'll like to see how Lastma will arrest these kinda cars

Come Coco.. I want to....

Wetin pictures go do women ehn

Use 3hrs 5mins to select cloth, shoe nd bag
Use 2hrs 12mins to make up
1hr 47mins to snap pishure
32 mins to clean makeup at night.

I just weak

papadee93:
I wonder which brand Gifty will represent?

NURTW

Very hilarious...

Even women don't understand themselves so who am I to

We will get there sooner than expected

#istandwithNigeria

Obiwannn:
It's porn, shut up.

I can bet you don't have access to Dstv so it will be useless talking to you

Myonsie right now

Where are those set of myopic mofos calling BBN a low life porn show!!!

I will still create a thread to address the BBN misconception very soon.

Big ups SOMA!!! Bigger you I pray

I just love union bank

How I wish they could just borrow me one 5million that they are not using, wanna start up a business

Bleast

Boxer007:
1. No man has a right to tell another adult who to date.

2. Best hairdressers are Gay men. The end up making women happier

3. Gay footballers are rougher in bed

4. All developed countries including USA, Canada, Germany,South Africa, Thailand, Vietnam and Mali now suppot Gay marriage. Nigeria is backward

5. Men have fantasy of sleeping with other men secretly


Truth hurts, Preach.

Your mumu will last

Bbsharon Your beauty has overshadowed the whole essence of the write up sef, Nawa for you o

Gej right now : Chai... So this guy badt like this

Later now, she will start running from one church prog to the other looking for husband.

Girls listen, if you present yourselves Like olosho, you will only attract guys that will chop and clean mouth then tell you bye bye.

Dress sexy and attract guys that only want sex; later you'll say all men are the same.

The thunder that will fire you is in a closed door meeting with Trump

chuose2:
https://i.imgur.com/A3erZmq.png

It is Like they are doing you on my behalf

desquad:
they left their brownroof republic to our beautiful Biafra state with this nonsense

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has arraigned two suspects[b], Otojareri Governor Lucky (alias Sam Lewis) and Otorojareri President Mayor (alias John Jacob Carlson)[[b]/b] before Justice J.K.Omotosho of the Federal High Court, sitting in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, on a 13-count charge bordering on obtaining money by false pretence and sending of fraudulent messages to foreigners.

Use your head