₦airaland Forum

Awe4luv:
no naa Kamasutra or Yoshinori....lol....mad people everywhere

LuciferProphet:
Girls are product of weak sperm.
They add no value to a family. In the end, they are shipped out to another man in exchange for material things.
A real man will make boys.

Mikel is a weakling.
Must be why he opted for a white slut to hide his shame.


*spits

Iamkuttie:
Postponing the Election is not my problem,
My problem is who will eat the #10,000 Puff Puff and Zobo Mama Ebuka prepared to sell to the Voters?

GLeesMODEL:
60 Wacky Love Quotes for Valentine Day


This month is regarded as the month of love; many people express love in various ways this period. Some buy gifts why others just sit out with their partners and have a nice time out. No matter the strategy adopted, words are essential in making the feelings more realistic and appreciated.

Some people find it difficult to pick the right choice of words to express their feelings towards their partners. Well, if you’re searching for the right words to use this valentine period to let your partner know how you feel towards him or her, or how dear he or she is to you, don’t worry. Here’s a list of top 50 wacky love expressions compiled by a group of young Nigerians who feel that there are wacky ways to express affection towards a partner.


1. You are the only fufu in my cooler
2. You are the only meat in my soup
3. You are the only grass in my garden
4. You are the only roundabout in my pepper soup
5. You are the only pure water in my fridge
6. You are in only soap in my bathroom
7. You are the only underwear in my wardrobe
8. You are the only ogogoro in my bottle
9. You are the only kerosine in my stove
10. Anytime you’re sick, I will take your drugs for you
11. You are the stretch marks on my body
12. You are my monthly period
13. Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you, I only see you
14. I love you like cannibals love human flesh
15. My love for you burns stronger than urinary tract infection
16. I will always love the sound of your fart
17. You are the blood that runs through my veins
18. You are the D-Jay that makes my heart beat go kpokpodikpokpo
19. You are that purging feeling that messes up my whole day and makes me happy
20. You are like my indomie spice to me, without you no taste all in my life
21. You are the ukulele in my melody
22. You are the only detergent that washes away my sadness
23. If I’m a shark in the sea and you fall inside I’ll also love you
24. You are the only cancer I will never want to cure.
25. You are the bone of my skeleton
26. You are the meat in my soup
27. You the rat in my room I’ll never disturb
28. You are the snake in my jungle
29. You are the blood in my veins
30. You are the hot pot of jollof in my kitchen
31. You are the pepper in my pepper soup
32. You are the only mosquito in my net
33. You are the syrup on my pancakes
34. You are the icing on my cake
35. You are the chocolate on my ice cream
36. You are the sweet grapes in my wine
37. You are the Ham in my burger
38. You are the chicken to my chips
39. You are the spark to my fire
40. You are the laces to my sneakers
41. You are the bread to my butter
42. You are Amala to my ewedu
43. You are goatmeat to my pepper soup
44. You are cord to my charger head
45. Let me be your Keke for life, just ride me anytime
46. You are bolè to my groundnut
47. You are pillow to my bed
48. You are the toothpaste to my toothbrush
49. You are Sardine to my bread
50. You are the Egg to my indomie
51. I’m ready to live in a zoo for your love
52. I don’t mind being the Okada you can ride forever
53. You are the kuli kuli to my garri 54. You are the own-goal I desire
55. You are the mosquito I’ll want to bite me always
56. If you are a goal post, I’ll only score when you tell me to
57. You are the blades of my industrial fan
58. You are the police cell I always feel like relaxing in
59. Let me be the horn in your car
60. I’m ready to live in Afghanistan just to win your heart

Let us know your favorite quotes on the list.

Feel free to add yours to the list if it is wacky.

http://wakkinews.com/2019/02/12/60-wacky-love-quotes-for-valentine-day/

aaamos:
Please can someone explain how Chelsea chop 4 goals yesterday?

lyriclekidd:
The girl no fine.

Nbote:
No APC member can b arrested becos dey are now saints cleansed by d body odour of PMB

jibrilELsudan:
This woman t0to sweet die. She nearly take fvck kill me. Even at her age her t0to tight pass Simi own. Very tight and warm. I remember when I used to hang she and her daughter Simi on the ceiling and fvck their brains out tsetse fly style and shoot my hot cum in their mouths.

truthnow:
Buhari a joke, unfit to be administrator of WhatsApp group – Atiku

Published

 

on

 January 17, 2019

By

 Chijioke Jannah 

The Presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party, Atiku Abubakar, has described President Muhammadu Buhari as a “parody of the 21st century” following his performance at Wednesday night’s town hall meeting in Abuja.

In a statement on Thursday, Atiku’s Special Assistant on Public Communications, Phrank Shuaibu, said the town hall meeting had exposed Buhari as a man unprepared to lead a modern nation.

According to him, the meeting made it obvious that the President possessed minimal capacity to hold the office of Head-of-State and also lacked knowledge of the goings on in his administration as well as the policy direction of his government.

The statement reads, “The town hall meeting neither added value nor content to public discuss.

“Clearly, it exposed the fact that the incumbent is neither prepared to rule for another four years, nor does he have a reason to seek a second term.

“The President’s responses to questions border more on classic dementia than reason. It was practically a display of wretched illiteracy.

“It is a shame that this is the best that a supposed ruling party can produce in the 21st century: a man lacking in vision, elementary knowledge and depth. Buhari is a joke, a parody of the 21st century.

“This man has shown that he is unfit to be an administrator of a WhatsApp group, let alone being President of Nigeria. He is not fit, neither should he be allowed to lead the over 200 million Nigerians in the 21st century.

“Of a truth, President Buhari is a man to be pitied because it is apparent he cannot help himself.

“It is now left for Nigerians who are desirous of charting a new course for their country to salvage it by voting Atiku Abubakar on February 16, 2019.”

Source: http://dailypost.ng/2019/01/17/buhari-joke-unfit-administrator-whatsapp-group-atiku/

YorubaEmir:
And you think it's mbaka's prayer that saved the old man? You guys sef or lemme put it this way... you think it's only mbaka that prayed for him? I also prayed for him, many pastors prayed for him. Imams and many mosques prayed for him. Maybe it's time Buhari payed me a visit and probably donate to every pastor that did the same.


I can't wait for your reply to tell me what u think

Hizzy:
Na you get brain pass you're wiser than Solomon
Your fundamental Wisdom control the Universe.
people give anonymously did he tell you that he wants to give anonymously
You came to Bazaar and didn't give anything a billionaire
the priest waited for him to act but he didn't
You don't go to Bazaar and fold your hands that Adoration ground is owned by Catholic Diocese of Enugu it's not Mbaka

Hizzy:
You know better than the priest in charge
He should collect Bazaar money privately
Chai nofin wa I no go hear for Nairaland
So when every body decided to do it that way how will the Church look like or do you think Catholic Church is Pentecostal

Hizzy:
So your Rev. Father use to Collect Bazaar Money privately is that what you mean
Look it's wrong to Collect Bazaar Money privately
It's against the Church principal