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Christianity EtcRe: Is It Sin For Man To Have Sex Together With His Two Wives?- Man Asks Daddyfreeze by Schoolguy9(m): 1:00pm On Jan 12, 2023
This is just one of the questions that genuine men of God answer on a daily basis with illustrations, deep thinking and examples to go with it but you that claimed to be more spiritually discerning than they, just a dose of it, you have started running online to reveal the identities of those who ask such questions!

You think opening a church is all about collecting tithes! Now, ordinary a member's question (so to say), you cannot answer on your own.

Leave men of God alone and face your entertainment business! Except for the unfortunate ones that called themselves into ministry!

Meanwhile, open your mouth, WAA and solve their problems since you think it's easy to counsel people.

More are coming.
BusinessRe: I Have A Business Idea For A Fintech by Schoolguy9(m): 5:08am On Jan 12, 2023
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LiteratureRe: This Is 2023, Anything Can Happen. by Schoolguy9(op): 4:36am On Jan 12, 2023
Dybala11:
We're waiting OP.
I am trying to calm my nerves! What the king said was preposterous.
LiteratureRe: This Is 2023, Anything Can Happen. by Schoolguy9(op): 4:34am On Jan 12, 2023
6. Welcome back, Mama.


Ehn, where we dey sef?


Which levels we dey, as per imiano?





... To Be Continued!
LiteratureRe: This Is 2023, Anything Can Happen. by Schoolguy9(op): 4:30am On Jan 12, 2023
5. Only the lions.
" Ladies and gentlemen, I am imiano by name and this man here is my father. I cannot continue to pretend like all is well while that is not the truth! You see, when I came into this world, all my hope was to be a medical doctor but because of some untold hardship in his life, I ended up being a steward! So, I put all the blames on him but I have decided to move on and pave a way for myself!"

By the time I concluded, the people were just clapping for me and the king ordered his bodyguards to release my father with immediate effect and they did. The funny thing was that only the lions understood what was going on because anytime we went for those illi.cit raids, I usually have them there share by telling them more stories to calm their nerves. So, my father was expecting me to expose myself as Okafor did but I ended up heaping the blames on him.

Some youths were admiring me for being bold enough to arrest my father, some said I was nonchalant but you know, Adabekee never left that arena without extending a hand of friendship to me! The moment she heard, doctor, her hairs stood at end.

That night, she gave me a cup of water and I drank it with reckless abandon. I did not even have time to ask her about her grandmother that she visited before I ran back to my duty post. The king wondered the kind of human being that I was but he couldn't fathom it. At times, I thank God for the day I entered that palace but you see, I started holding meetings before meetings without the king's consent.

Na me them they come meet one on one before any strong thing go happen for the town and Adabekee come dey like me small small because she self wan be lawyer! E no easy because na Ezemmuo been dey talk wetin go happen as per mouth piece of the penniless gods!

Lols, that day, my dad went back with Adaku on his shoulders bearing grudges against me and I went to count the money Mazi Uyawune later sent to me for a job well done! With deal done and mouth sealed, I knew my dad was still missing his wife but but that is a story for another day!

One wrap of suya abeg, this na can water night!
LiteratureRe: This Is 2023, Anything Can Happen. by Schoolguy9(op): 4:11am On Jan 12, 2023
There was this pattern of dance that we used to dance during the day and once it was time for opening ceremony at the moonlight plays, the king would order us to repeat it and only the lions used to dance it well. One night, he told me to leave the dance and come and share my story with the crowd and I shivered!

One of the things that helped me was the presence of Adabekee, the king's daughter! My father was in the crowd laughing because he already knew I was going to commit blunders! One of the days I visited him in his farm, he warned me to stay away from big men who used to confuse the youths with bags of money and I agreed but my mind was already made up!

Yes! My father was given a piece of land to cultivate on after I started working at the palace. So, I insisted on working for the likes of Mazi Uyawune despite my father's warning and at that juncture, it appeared to me that nemesis had caught up with me but you know, there is always a way out!

#Believe, I told myself! Then, I comported myself well and started speaking but before I did that, I pointed at my dad and said, "Guards, arrest him!"

Once they did, the king was like, "Has this guy gone mad again?"
LiteratureRe: This Is 2023, Anything Can Happen. by Schoolguy9(op): 4:00am On Jan 12, 2023
4. The king's steward!
One day, I didn't know what entered me and I started walking all around the village with one of the lions just to scare people and before I could know what was happening, the animal dragged me into somebody's farm and we spoiled something!

When it was evening, I was on my own at the back of the palace waiting for when the king's daughter could come back so that I would toast her but she never did! That day, I learnt that she went to her grandmother's place for purification, I don't know what that meant! These people and ritual be like 5 & 6.

So, before I could return to the palace gor gor, people had already gathered and they were asking the king for my head on a platter because of what I did earlier and all my body was just shaking! The king told them to go that he would settle the matter amicably since I was his steward and that I couldn't just probably have ran mad! So, they left hoping that their king would discipline me but I was just laughing because the king na guyman.

That night, food I did not see, Adabekee, I did not see and my father, I did not see! The one that removed sleep from my eyes was the ten pieces of cowries Mazi Uyawune promised to give me for a job well done but he didn't bring it. Yes! He sent me to destroy another man's crops because they were in a feud.

And you know, soldiers obey!

That was how I ventured into illicit business while in the palace and I was also eyeing the king's daughter but the girl was just walking up and down the palace with reckless abandon.

Tueh!!
LiteratureRe: This Is 2023, Anything Can Happen. by Schoolguy9(op): 3:45am On Jan 12, 2023
What do I even know?

One day, the king called me into his inner chambers and asked me what can be done in order to spice up the lives of the youths in the place and I told him that the best thing was to organise moonlight plays and have some successful sons and daughters of the land come share their stories and he agreed but he noted that they had been organising moonlight plays like forever. So, I now added that, you have to do it with a difference.

On the appointed night, it was Okafor who shared his experience with the youths and instead of being congratulated, they ended up covering their ears! The Id.iot was into oil smuggling! After that incident, the king made sure that only people with genuine businesses were appointed to speak!

Of all the things in the world, one of my duties was to make the wild animals laugh and I couldn't have been able to achieve it without my father's aid! He made a big painting of his former king where the man was holding his pair of trousers with one hand and held a keg of palm wine with the other. Then, he had a bald hair!

Once the lions saw this, they start smiling and how do I know that they are laughing? Whenever they start scratching their ears, I know that the deed is done.

One day, I told them a story about one Lalasticlala and his penchant for heavy snakes and they each gave me a handshake as if they never wanted me to leave the job again but I was planning my way into the king's daughter's heart!

Common on, I was rolling with the lion squad. Clap for me.

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InvestmentRe: Is Pwan Haven , a real estate company Legit? by Schoolguy9(m): 4:54am On Jan 10, 2023
Hi,

Pwan Haven is actually one of the companies under Pwan Group. Though, it functions on its own as a registered real estate company, it has ties with Pwan Homes Ltd.

If you are willing to invest with Pwan Haven, then you are on the right path because there has not been an issue emanating from the company in terms of feuds from customers!

Check out www.pwanultimate.com/p/buy-to-sell.html for more.

Meanwhile, PWAN itself is an acronym for Property World Africa Network.

Thank you!
LiteratureRe: This Is 2023, Anything Can Happen. by Schoolguy9(op): 2:19am On Jan 09, 2023
3. The king's lions.

When Adaku came into the family, my father and I became combined parents. Because of the way I took care of her, people passed and greeted us warmly.

One day, the king was on that route and he decided it was time for him to employ us to take care of his lions. My father left the whole appointment to me because he knew what I could do.


... Watchout for more!
LiteratureRe: This Is 2023, Anything Can Happen. by Schoolguy9(op): 2:01am On Jan 09, 2023
My father and I have a striking resemblance because we both ate from the same bowl. We were of the same opinion that we need no other companion in the family until something happened! They brought home the child he had out of wedlock and that is the person I call my sister.

Deep down me I knew that it was wrong but I couldn't have stopped him. Besides, I was just a child and he was getting old. Worst still, we had no form of contact with his former wife.

At times, when I want to blame him, I end up knowing that I could at least, mind my business which was precisely looking for trouble and I did it well. I was never serious except when I was discussing business with some people who were older than I was.

Throughout the village, I was known as imiano but my father called me, LAMP. He believed I could find the way to our original place of abode someday but I told him to keep that dream to himself.

For crying out loud, I wasn't even feeding well except when I made some gains. So, he understood and we kept hustling together.

I admired him from afar, I must say!
LiteratureRe: This Is 2023, Anything Can Happen. by Schoolguy9(op): 1:49am On Jan 09, 2023
2. Like Father, Like Son.
Many many years ago, my father told me stories about himself but I did not believe him because it sounded extraordinary but he told me to keep my feelings to myself. According to him, they came from a long line of warriors who were thrown out of their place of abode because of one man's disobedience! Okwuike was a palace guard in those days and when a mischief was planned against the then king, he refused to report it! When the deed was discovered, the punishment was death but the whole kindred came begging for mercy because they loved him. In exchange for his life, they agreed to leave the land without anything. Others were executed but my father and his people came to stay in a riverine area at Omucha community until the people discovered them and allowed them to live omg them.

That is why he had no lands to cultivate on. So, he resorted to hunting with his bow and arrows for survival. I am of the opinion that our future generation can change the narrative but I do not know when because even when I go to farm, I only worked at other people's own for a token.

Remind me when it's time to smile and I will tell you that my father gave me no reasons for that. Later in life, I will tell you how I ended up training the king's lions. Today, I am a jack of all trades and a master of one.

Clap for me! It's not easy.
LiteratureRe: This Is 2023, Anything Can Happen. by Schoolguy9(op): 1:36am On Jan 09, 2023
Today, when I look at my life, I wished I was born into the family of our village chief and I would have had enough honey, palm oil and herbs to treat myself with but thank God, I have no severe ailments.

The little that my father brought into the house was enough except that he usually motivated me to do more than what my mates were doing! Besides, I was not even educated yet he expected me to introduce myself as the son of a famous hunter in our village to some white men who came to do business there and I was flabbergasted because I had no such personality neither was I interested in any form of exchange with foreigners!

Later, I began to see reasons with what he was saying but it was too late because he ran out of the house and stayed away for fourteen days while I was taken care of by the same woman who checked on us regularly. When he came back, I was humbled. I went to his very before, knelt down in expectation of a fatherly blessing but he refused to give it until I accepted to do his bidding.

Till today, I do not regret a bit of it because business flourished with the whites and I was made a point of reference by some parents in the village. It wasn't easy actually but I had my way around things!

Whenever my father was not around, I was busy fetching water and when I am done with ours, I help out with some things at Nwayidiogo's hut. We were known as best neighbours and there was no iota of doubt that we could continue like that untill Nwilo broke one of my teeth.

That day, heaven was let loose and I knew, instantly, that my father could protect me. Later, peace was made and she ended up sending the young lad away.

When I look back now, my only happiness is that I am alive to tell the story!
LiteratureThis Is 2023, Anything Can Happen. by Schoolguy9(op): 1:21am On Jan 09, 2023
Already, I am having feelings of unfulfilled thoughts due to poverty and I am wondering if this is who I am meant to be yet there are no answers coming from anywhere because the gods are deaf! I am imiano, the son of Akadike and this is my story.

1. Risk
Raised by a patriotic neighbour because my mother left me and run away, I grew up to cherish all human beings because the best warmth you can receive on earth can come from a woman who is not your mother yet I have no means of seeing my face except with a mirror because even when I look at my shadow, it shows me an image of a person whom I do not know!

Trying to recall facts bewilders me, teaching people what they do not know confuses me and quarrelling all the time is my hobby. Days after I was born, I heard that my father picked me up in a bush without my mother and how he managed to identify me is still a mystery. Till today, she is yet to return.

When other children go out to play with their mates at the fields, I go into my father's hut to roast cocoyam for myself because I do not know when would be my last. The man behaved weirdly. Though, I know it was not an easy life for a hunter who was left by his dear wife and he refused to remarry, he should have known that I didn't bring misery into this world!

One day, I looked at my father's face to know if he was communicating with my soul but he wasn't! Even when it was time to go to school, there was no money. So, I had to sell palm kernel to survive! Gradually, I became a farmer without knowing it because even the only school in our community could not contain us all!

Today, when I look back, I wonder if my father was a good man or not but I leave that aspect for nature to decide. What matters to me now is that I am moving on.

I am happy because I am in 2023 but a lot has happened!
FamilyRe: Beware Of What You Wear by Schoolguy9(op): 1:00pm On Jan 05, 2023
Show up and go home with something!




www.pwanultimate.com/p/contact-us.html

FamilyRe: Beware Of What You Wear by Schoolguy9(op): 12:59pm On Jan 05, 2023
The time is ticking, people are still earning.

FamilyRe: Beware Of What You Wear by Schoolguy9(op): 12:58pm On Jan 05, 2023
What is even the big deal about waiting? The pay day is just few months from today if you invest now!

FamilyBeware Of What You Wear by Schoolguy9(op): 12:56pm On Jan 05, 2023
A lot of people put on poverty as cloths because of ignorance! Let us not forget that information is power. So, be ready to receive from me an important information that will save your financial life from kwashiorkor this year!

In 2023, you have to make amends because that is the only way to be on the right path. A lot of people have put their monies in diverse places without interest, gain or profit and they end up complaining.


Now, I am introducing Pwan Ultimate Buy To Sell Program to you so that you can invest and earn! Never has it been heard that there is no business without risk more than now but in this case, the only risk you have to take is to have the ability to wait because your money is guaranteed.


Patience is a key to every form of investment even if you are a farmer or a student of Agriculture, you will understand this. Pwan Group has a lot of companies under it that you can do business with but I recommend you go through www.pwanultimate.com/p/buy-to-sell.html because that makes it easy! Like every other real estate company, they are also into land search, survey, property development and marketing. So, buy to sell is another arm of the company for investors that you can easily enjoy.

With your money in Pwan Group for a period of 3 months, you get credited with 7.5% income, 17.5% income in 6 months and 40% gain in 12 months despite how much you invest!

That means a seed capital of N3m will give you the gain of N1.2m in one year with your capital still intact! Why not try now?

You are covered in terms of assurance because the investment option comes with three important documents upon completion of your investing and these are:

1. Contract of sales.

2. Receipt of sales, and

3. A post-dated cheque.

So, you don't need to run helter-skelter before you can get your money! You just go and cash out.

Give it a try.
CelebritiesRe: January To Invest. by Schoolguy9(op): 12:39pm On Jan 05, 2023
Deep down me, I know it is not easy to get money but as much as it is possible, invest!



www.pwanultimate.com/p/about.html
CelebritiesRe: January To Invest. by Schoolguy9(op): 12:38pm On Jan 05, 2023
Pay attention to details.

CelebritiesJanuary To Invest. by Schoolguy9(op): 3:48am On Jan 05, 2023
The moment you cross over into a new year and there is no any possible means of receiving funds, it appears to you that you have not make wise investment decisions earlier.

The truth is that a lot of spendings are made towards the end of each year and at the beginning of another, some people find it difficult to rise!

At www.pwanultimate.com/p/buy-to-sell.html , we rise by lifting others! You can see things for yourself.
InvestmentRe: Scam Free Zone. by Schoolguy9(op): 3:22am On Jan 05, 2023
I am keeping you informed.



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InvestmentRe: Scam Free Zone. by Schoolguy9(op): 3:21am On Jan 05, 2023
More from the company.

InvestmentRe: Scam Free Zone. by Schoolguy9(op): 3:19am On Jan 05, 2023
Side-hustle alert!

The truth be say, even the buy to sell offer is one of the company's sidehustles that you can make money from!

Majorly, the company is into building, land selling and property search. So, take action now.


www.Pwanultimate.com
InvestmentRe: Scam Free Zone. by Schoolguy9(op): 3:16am On Jan 05, 2023
"I do not approve of what you say but I can fight to death your right to say it!" - Unknown.

Of a truth, you are free to say anything you like but when it comes to taking of actions, you must do that in the right direction.


One of the rights that people neglect is the right to own properties. Yes, it is enshrine in the LAW that you're free to own properties and maintain same. So, Pwan Homes Ltd is here to help you!
InvestmentRe: Scam Free Zone. by Schoolguy9(op): 3:11am On Jan 05, 2023
How to see shege.

If someone in Nigeria tells you that he or she has seen, 'shege' just know that the person has been through a lot or has really suffered!

One of the ways to see shege with your crocoro eyes is to give your money to a fraudster.

The good thing about Pwan is that you don't even pay to any individual's account! So, you are sure that you are doing business with a company.

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