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LiteratureRe: Funny Moments With My Landlord. by Schoolguy9(op): 8:28am On Jun 04, 2022
CHAPTER THREE

Once you hear, "cabal" in my street, start running from where you are because those set of people can do and undo. The pilots are nothing compared to them. So, I could't face them alone.

One day, I made an announcement while shouting at the top of my voice saying, "This is the voice of imiano transmitting from Oronto Genesis Lubricantus Eberendu, farji wireless." Just to scare them away but I didn't know they were decoding it and even sent a copy to my caretaker who in turn submitted it to our landlord and I almost ran mad!

The honest thing is that I don't even know what those words meant but Musa said I should say them while on top of a mango tree so as to scare any potential thief away that they usually feared hard words but unkown to me, I was digging my own grave as my investment was astake.

God forbid!
LiteratureRe: Funny Moments With My Landlord. by Schoolguy9(op): 8:21am On Jun 04, 2022
CHAPTER TWO

My landlord and I have been friends on a very low key for a very long time now even before this new caretaker came in. In fact, at times, I used to go to his house and there is this fine girl in his compound that I usually take style to visit, just visit o.

You can understand, my landlord has a house where he collects money annually and also has a house where he pays money annually. He said he cannot be in the same compound with us. So, he shifted.

Whenever I go visiting, I always try to see Chineche because of her open teeth. Chai! At times, if she's not around, I would drop a note inside an empty tomatoe tin and leave! One day, my landlord caught me and said I should read what I wrote to myself but I couldn't. Chineche is the short form for Chinecherem but let me not bore you with the meaning.

Whenever I see her, I will remember pinterest and start smiling because she looks like a princess! At some points in my life, my landlord stopped me from coming to see him because whenever we were discussing, he noticed that my mind was somewhere else and that was Chinecherem's fault!

See me see trouble. Wetin concern horse and electric pole? My landlord doesn't understand pidgin. So, at times, I speak it and tell him that I meant something else. Don't blame me, I learnt it from the Caretaker!

Yes, there are actually people who do not understand pidgin English in Nigeria because they travel a lot, my landlord is one of them.

The only problem is that our caretaker usually organizes a 9-man committee to explain to him what we have said during the week and it irritates me! This is someone we pay extra cash whenever we make payments for our house rent just for him to keep body and soul together but he keeps betraying us!

The height of it was when he reported Musa to the landlord! Musa was our able chief security officer and gateman! I can't help it. Everywhere was literally on fire because Musa couldn't take it lightly with him.

That week, I packed out of the house for a little travel in another neighbourhood just to let things calm down and when I came back, they were clapping for me.

Guess what I came back with. Amara, tuwo, ewedu, sheep, kudi, kwulikwuli and maggi.

Everywhere just stew for me and in two weeks time, a trailer load of rams and different sexes of goats were delivered to me and I balanced as an Alhaji.

How I got rich remains a mystery to many (including myself) but I had to double as an intelligent officer in order to keep my sheeps off the daring eyes of the cabals.
LiteratureFunny Moments With My Landlord. by Schoolguy9(op): 8:00am On Jun 04, 2022
Acrobatic once defined can always remain acrobatic. That was imiano's quote in 2016. People should not disturb me as to how I got it, that's Nigeria for you.

The only acrobatic thing about my landlord is that we are always on the run and being able to scale through fences is an added advantage! In fact, I wish my landlord would conduct interviews before taking in tenants so as to let them know the kind of survival skills they need to have in order to make it safely and continue their lives somewhere else and taking the matter to the caretaker committe would do the magic!

CHAPTER ONE

Our caretaker is a very stubborn man but he found an equally stubborn being in me, just that I can't match his level of madness and he reports directly to the landlord. This is someone who has been in the street for the past 16 years! Meanwhile, I am the son of a nobody!

It is said that if you throw a stick into the river, no matter how long it stays there that it can never turn into a crocodile. That is true but try throwing one of your sons into our street for just one year and see wonders! He can change into anything including a pilot.

Pilots are boys in our street that can steal. Once they snatch what you have in your hand, they will start running. I once caught one and I was nicknamed, "Osoije" with an award in the street. Osoije is a combination of two igbo words that mean oso+ije. That is, walk and run. You can imagine.

One day, my landlord called me and told me that he would want us to be allies or, "Partners" as he had put it but I failed to ask him partners in what and that was my greatest undoing.

Now, I have myself to be blamed!
InvestmentRe: Apart From PWAN, I Will Do No Other Business In Nigeria. by Schoolguy9(op): 3:03pm On Apr 21, 2022
I hope you find more reasons to invest in real estate!



I run www.logisticsosiso.com
InvestmentRe: Apart From PWAN, I Will Do No Other Business In Nigeria. by Schoolguy9(op): 3:00pm On Apr 21, 2022
With PWAN, there is also a possibility of investment! I can explain when you visit...






www.downloadnaira.com
InvestmentRe: Apart From PWAN, I Will Do No Other Business In Nigeria. by Schoolguy9(op): 2:57pm On Apr 21, 2022
1. They have researched

2. They know what works

3. They are expanding

4. They can be reached

5. They are still existing.


You can visit www.instadeca.com to know more.
InvestmentApart From PWAN, I Will Do No Other Business In Nigeria. by Schoolguy9(op): 2:55pm On Apr 21, 2022
I have my reasons...
FamilyRe: I Denied My Wife Food This Night, Are My Right Or Wrong. by Schoolguy9(m): 2:28pm On Mar 31, 2022
Thank God, you didn't beat her.
ProgrammingGet N500 Off by Schoolguy9(op): 11:09am On Mar 09, 2022
Get N500 off when you buy web hosting or a Wordpress hosting service from Whogohost using my link. You can go ahead and click on www.whogo.host/ref/earn to get started!
TravelRe: Top 10 Motivational Quotes Of The Year by Schoolguy9(op): 10:42am On Feb 18, 2022
1. On giving.

2. The police has no bullets with which to arrest "laziness." You have to deal with it by yourself!

3. Add yours.






OTHERS:

TravelRe: Top 10 Motivational Quotes Of The Year by Schoolguy9(op): 10:39am On Feb 18, 2022
Do not hesitate to make recommendations:

TravelRe: Top 10 Motivational Quotes Of The Year by Schoolguy9(op): 10:38am On Feb 18, 2022
MORE:

TravelTop 10 Motivational Quotes Of The Year by Schoolguy9(op): 10:37am On Feb 18, 2022
Once you get these, be inspired.

It is for your own good and also

Know that you can always get value
When you do the right things!

CrimeRe: Kyari: Why Disgraced Super Cop Cannot Escape Imprisonment – Henry Kelechukwu by Schoolguy9(m): 5:09pm On Feb 15, 2022
Line 5 says:



Consequently, the police have handed Kyari to the police for further investigation and prosecution under the NDLEA act.


Courtesy:
www.logisticsosiso.com
EducationRe: How To Create A Tiny Corner by Schoolguy9(op): 8:19am On Feb 14, 2022
SOME PICTURES TO MAKE YOUR DAY:

EducationRe: How To Create A Tiny Corner by Schoolguy9(op): 8:18am On Feb 14, 2022
BENEFITS OF HAVING YOUR OWN TINY CORNER.

1. Correction.
There might be negative notions you are carrying but if you have a tiny corner from which you can write from time to time, when you say what's wrong, others who know better than you do can correct you!

2. Followership

Having a blogs makes it possible for people to find you. And you know, it is good to have them around especially when you have something to offer and they in turn might render some helps.

3. Money.
I heard people make money from blogging, it's true.
EducationHow To Create A Tiny Corner by Schoolguy9(op): 8:10am On Feb 14, 2022
I am Imiano. I am just here to say one or two things but they can be useful if you pay attention. The truth is that, at times, you might need your own space. Blogger avails you that opportunity.

I don't know much things about Blogger but for what I know, it is free and you can get it integrated with another domain that shows your name or whatever you like to make it look cool and memorable.

Here, you're going to learn how to create your own space:

1. Blog
Like I said, it is free if you want to manage it on your own but if you have money, find a professional web developer to help you design it. You can use a free domain name that ends with dot blog spot dot com until you're able to buy one and point to it.

2. Design a logo
It is good to do so because it is what appears on a browser when a user visits the blog. In fact, a logo is the blog's ambassador.

3. Define your purpose.
Now, this is where the matter lies. Is it for Rant or for tutorials? Whatever you do with your blog depends on what you want to use it and achieve. Whatever it is, do not use it to blackmail people.

You can create your own (tiny) corner and expand from there. It is good because it serves as a means to express yourself because almost everyone has a story to tell.

Here is www.govanext.com
PoliticsRe: Top 10 Motivational Website In Africa by Schoolguy9(m): 7:41am On Feb 14, 2022
Maybe, you should check out:
www.govanext.com

Or

www.logisticsosiso.com
FoodRe: Why Do People Eat This Kind Of Egg by Schoolguy9(m): 3:47pm On Feb 11, 2022
Na this thing make me I never travelled abroad. Make person no go chop chicken pikin inside one of these eggs.
CareerDoes This Irritate You? by Schoolguy9(op): 4:01pm On Feb 10, 2022
I was scrolling down Facebook and I saw a post that says, " Apart from Course reps in FPO (Federal Polytechnic Oko) which other people act like they have made it in life (?).

So, I commented:

THOSE PEOPLE THAT USE TO WRITE, "CAVEAT EMPTOR, THIS LAND IS NOT FOR SELL."

I mean, if not for sell, why not remove it from where people can see it? Meanwhile, you can enter www.ovenbakedlands.com to see lands you can buy without having problems.

So, back to the question: Does it irritate you?
RomanceRe: I Lose Confidence Whenever I'm Complimented About My Looks by Schoolguy9(m): 2:31pm On Feb 10, 2022
Legalcriminal:
Post your picture make we confirm before we know the solution to your confidence
His confidence has no solution.
RomanceRe: She Blocked Me On Whatsapp by Schoolguy9(m): 2:29pm On Feb 10, 2022
I believe that you are under a spell.
EducationGovanext Editor's Corner by Schoolguy9(op): 2:12pm On Feb 10, 2022
Lately, I have been going through posts made on www.govanext.com and I am motivated to do more than just sit and watch.

So far I have learnt the following:

1. Life is not easy.
Almost everybody knows this but there are different strokes for different folks. Some people know this but they're are doing everything humanly possible to change the narration but some people are comfortable sitting on the time bomb of excuses. So, it is all about choice.

Make wise ones!

2. No one knows tomorrow.
Of course, it is a fact but what you do now matters. That you don't know what tomorrow is all about does not mean that you should fold your arms and watch. There is always a way out. Start by laying your hands on things that are available then work towards achieving more.

3. Time is a factor.
Every season comes and goes. The season of boom should not be neglected!
www.govanext.com
RomanceRe: Another Man Has Gone To See The Parent Of My Wife To Be. by Schoolguy9(m): 4:32pm On Feb 09, 2022
Wait

Guy, you get money?

Be sincere with yourself. If you have money and your parents are in support, put bus make all Nairaland friends wey you get go see her parents. No be to go see people again?

Meanwhile, I see someone who is being played and it is you!

Move on.
WebmastersRe: Bloggers Drop Your URL Here And I'll Write A Review by Schoolguy9(m): 1:11pm On Feb 09, 2022
LiteratureRe: Time To Crack Your Brain And Win #10,000 by Schoolguy9(m): 2:40pm On Feb 05, 2022
Time has failed me
To begin to talk about
Everything you went through just for me to see the best of you!
Though I looked through the eyes of people's gossips.
Though I looked through the eyes of juvenile delinquency and
Though I saw things my own way; I realized that you are the
Best.

The virtuous woman
The woman I never
Met but I lost in a dream yet I live; not to be happy but to always miss you because I realized you are the best.

You are not whom people said you were
You were not whom my instincts said you were
And you are not whom I thought you to be!
You were just the best.

Because of all I have
Made you go through
I quit from smoking.
Because of all I have
Made you go through
I quit from womanizing
And
Because of all I have
Made you go through
I quit from assumptions.


The virtuous woman
Now, I see you are the best because the real you blossoms but
Can we ever be together again? No way!
Can we ever be greater again? No way and can we ever become one again? No way!
Because you are gone,
I see the reasons to have made you stay;

Your smiles, your dimples and your long black hairs all locked up behind a sorrowful face because of my foolishness!

I was a child deceived
By many: now, I know.
May you last long in
Dreams.
CareerHow To Make Money With Zero Skill. by Schoolguy9(op): 12:28pm On Feb 02, 2022
Nigerians would feel sad if I tell them the truth but common sense should let you know that there is no such thing as making huge sums of money with zero skill.



1. Sit down.

If you want to become extremely wealthy without having any skill whatsoever, then all you have to do is sit down and watch to see how time flies!

2. Wish

If actually you are serious about making money this year but you don't want to learn any skill be it sewing, graphic designing, blogging, affiliate marketing, amazon kindle publishing or even real estate consultancy for that matter, then keep on wishing and don't move an inch.

3. Dependency

Ehe, now you are talking. Keep on depending on people for pocket money, subscription and even transport fees.

4. Compare

Now, the ball is in your court. keep on comparing yourself with other people without knowing who you want to be. In that way, you would wish you were they, you would desire what the have and would even want to steal it (if given the opportunity). So long as you have no plan to learn skills, you are a potential criminal, liar or even an embezzler of public funds because those are the perfect descriptions of someone who wants to make money with zero skills. Even Bankers require you to have good inter-personal communication skills before you can work effectively.

5. Reject change.

If you think that you have seen it all, try to see yourself in the light of you rejecting or opposing change!I am not talking about the political type, though. Generally, change is constant. Move in the positive direction or wait to see that nothing happens.

6. Fold your arms.

Finally, you have arrived at the perpetual home of the lazy people!Once you are able to fold your arms and watch events unfold the way they want, then you are finished!

7. Refuse to act.

If after reading this, you refuse to act in the positive direction, then I congratulate on your inception into the gang of wishful thinkers!And you can enjoy your stay here.

8. Cherish gossip

Once you are done thinking reasonably, sit down and wait for whoever that is interested in sharing gossips with you instead of truths, facts and practical ways of solving problems!

9. Procrastinate

It is not difficult to understand. Once you decide to limit yourself by searching for works you can do and make money with zero skills, procrastination becomes the order of the day!Do not miss out on this if you enjoy being in a stagnated economy.

10. Repeat the cycle.

That is how it contonues from one month to another until one year finishes and the person who hopes to make money with zero skill, zero capital and zero knowledge ends up being the talk of the town in the negative light. I hope it's not you!



In lieu of this, it is good to know that the only time you can make money in Nigeria or else where with zero skill is when you are in a dreamland enjoying your sleep but when you wake up, you can jettison the idea and act fast.



Remember that only the strong makes it ti the end and that is where consistency, determination and insights matter!This day also, I want you to know that the door is open for you if you want to learn skills!



In one way or the other, one day, you shall find yourself looking back to say that you have tried.

[b]Source:[/b]https://www.govanext.com/2022/02/how-to-make-money-with-zero-skill.html?m=1

Courtesy: www.logisticsosiso.com
Poems For ReviewRegrets by Schoolguy9(op): 3:27pm On Feb 01, 2022
Deep down inside of me
I knew that you deserved the best
I called a friend and he was
Asleep so I decided to act alone.

I wish I had given you
The best but I had no such thing in me so I gave you what I had which was a battered heart.

I was bitter because you
Never sought to speak with me but you were right to have run away because I figured out that I was not the best for you but the dice had been cast.

Whether it rolls to the right or wrong, I do not know but I know that time shall tell.
My regrets stem from the fact that you loved me but I never cared.

Now, I am alone wishing you could come again!
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Poems For ReviewBurden For Tomorrow. by Schoolguy9(op): 3:19pm On Feb 01, 2022
Tell me it's not true.
Tell me it was all
A hoax and I will believe you!

Tell me we never went that far.
Tell me it was a gossip and I would believe you
But just tell me it actually happened and I did be mad at you.

Besides, we never planned it this way.
We hoped it ended but it escalated.
Look deep into my eyes
And tell me it's not true and I would believe you
But tell me it did happen and I will faint into your arms.

Remove the truth
Tell me what I want to hear
That was how crime started
But I still believe you are joking
Because we just created a burden for tomorrow while hoping for a change.

You told me it was gonna be alright
But I saw it not.
Now, I recoil into my chair
As I wait for the worst.

Damp places are better than a hot weather in this scenario but I am not a snake so I choose the later.

Look into my eyes and tell me it never happened.
I did give you one cent for that
Because it makes me feel better
Though it is a lie.

Open your arms and welcome me as we wait together
Having created a burden instead of a better
Tomorrow.

Inspite of this, I love you.


So, we move!
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Poems For ReviewThere Is No One To Be Blamed by Schoolguy9(op): 3:02pm On Feb 01, 2022
I looked at my damaged
Laptop screen; cry seemed inevitable
But I consoled myself because there is
No one to be blamed.

I have heard of people
Making money through their laptops
But I never thought of yahoo yahoo.
The mere thoughts of being ridiculed
Kept me on check,
The mere thought of being under the
Rod of the police kept me at bay
And
The mere thought of being all over the internet
For a purported crime rings a bell in my mind.

Yet I saw people cashing out
But I couldn't give it a try because it
Was illegal yet my laptop still went away
Without accomplishing any purpose!

If only I had heard about blogging
If only I had heard about marketing and
If only I had heard about YouTube
It would have been useful.

But now, it is gone.
There is no one to be blamed
Because I broke it by
Myself.
FamilyHow Mummy Gos Have Tried To Pull Some People Down by Schoolguy9(op):
Generally, the wives of General Overseers are called Mummy GOs while their male counterpart are either known as Daddy GOs or simply: GOs.



I am not against it but no matter the title you tend to answer, if what you are doing is not good, you might have to be called out.



I heard a story in which a young pastor in one of the churches out there was sentenced to public scrutiny because he failed in his duty of being holy. In fact, he was in a scandal but what baffled me most was that when the matter was investigated, it was found out that the wife of the Senior Pastor (Mummy GO)of the church used a woman to set trap for the man.



Is it a good thing?

Source: www.govanext.com/2022/02/how-mummy-gos-have-tried-to-pull-some.html
Courtesy: www.logisticsosiso.com
CareerRe: 10 Things To Look Out For In 2022. by Schoolguy9(op): 9:15am On Feb 01, 2022
abeg, wetin you dey shoot?

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool



RIOT go de everywhere...




EVERYBODY go carry der own KALA...



Na to de BLAST BLAST on sight..




Na to de SHOOT SHOOT INTOTO...



I SWEAR DOWN



Everywhere go HOT like HOT GIN...



Na to de CLAP CLAP Everywhere wit BULLETS...



PUT PUT d KALA WOTOWOTO 4 every AMA...



LITE UP my WEED in peace



WTF MAN

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