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 Investment › Re: Pwan Ultimate Helpdesk by Schoolguy9(op): 11:08am On Sep 27, 2022 |
BE IT KNOWN Be it known to you that we are open for business because everyday is an opportunity to meet new people, see more places and make more people smile! That is why, we at Pwan Group do not joke with our customer's satisfaction. Make it a priority to see us today and you will be glad you did! Land does not wait for anyone, buy it now and save yourself the cost of running around. With Pwan robust system, you can buy land, keep land, become a landlord, enlarge your property portfolio and even invest in real estate because what is yours is yours! Do not wait to be told, Pwan Homes Ltd is doing promos and you can benefit from them! |
| Investment › Pwan Ultimate Helpdesk by Schoolguy9(op): 10:55am On Sep 20, 2022*. Modified: 11:20am On Sep 20, 2022 |
Many a time, you might have heard about Pwan Homes ltd. It is an acronym for Property World Africa Network. So, gladly, I will be here to say what you need to know about the company so that you can understand how real estate works, how to invest and how Pwan Group can be of help to you and I am sure, it would be a melodious experience as you're ushered into a state of unparalleled satisfaction in terms of getting your money's worth! Today, the real estate sector is booming and you can be part of it. I would have you visit www.pwanultimate.com for us to continue from there and in the meantime, we will get to know more about Pwan as I drop more tips here. Looking into the real estate sector requires a sense of urgency because prices do change! With Pwan Group, you can buy lands, build homes, own properties and also invest in real estate in such a way as to earn in a matter of months. Pwan gives you comfort, support and a long lasting friendship because what you get is what you ask for! Currently, you can buy land in Anambra, Lagos, Edo State, Portharcourt, Enugu, Akwa-ibom, Abuja and Ebonyi states and with Pwan offices located in these places, you can easily walk-in and make inquiries. In fact, pwan Group, has made things easy for people who are interested in experiencing land banking in a digital way! As a PBO, I would let you know that information is power and most of the information you need in other to do business with Pwan Homes Ltd is recorded on fliers, calendars and subscription forms obtainable from www.PwanUltimate.com and other reliable sources including the physical offices. Be it as it may, get ready to enjoy mouth-watering promos from Pwan such as Buy 2 plots of land and get one free, buy land and pay by installments, get 10% discount when you pay on outright and many more! Do no be dismayed, Pwan could be closer to you than you think as you can locate the offices in most of the major cities across Nigeria. Today, invest and be glad you did because Pwan is giving 40% gain for every money you invested in 12 months especially from N500k and above. Now, you can also get 17.5% in 6 months and 7 per cent in 3 months. Invest now and make money before December! Courtesy: www.pwanultimate.com/p/buy-to-sell.html |
| Investment › What To Do To Make Money In Nigeria by Schoolguy9(op): 11:31am On Jul 19, 2022 |
Allow me to introduce you to the new oil! It is true that real estate business has been on ground for years but now, we are revolutionizing it! On a normal, when you buy land and keep it for sometime, when you later sell it, you will make money off it! Now, this is what PWAN Homes Ltd has to offer when you invest in the buy to sell package! Instead of going around looking for who will buy the land from you so that you can make profit, the company will help you sell it! Here is a breakdown of how it works: 1. Invest for a period of 12 months and make 40% income. 2. Invest for a period of 6 months and make 17.5% profit at once and, 3. For a period of just 3 months and make 7% income. No matter how much you want to invest, we are here for you but it is best you start with N500k and above. Assurance. When you invest in pwan ultimate buy to sell offer, you get the following documents to accompany you: A. Contract of sales. B. Receipt of sales, and C. A post-dated cheque! All this being equal, you will still get your capital back after the invest period and decide whether to invest more or not. Look up www.pwanultimate.com |
| Education › A-Z Of Studying Abroad. by Schoolguy9(op): 9:50am On Jun 17, 2022 |
So, I have been following Ezinne for sometime now and she has this to say: A-Z of UK STUDY VISA PATHWAY ADMISSION DOCUMENTS 1. Degree certificate 2. Degree Transcript 3. Passport 4. Academic reference letter 5. Professional reference 6. WAEC certificate or IELTS 7. CV TUITION Between the range of £12,000 Tuition deposit = £2000-£4500 on average A tuition deposit is required after admission offer is received before you can be issued CAS (Confirmation of Acceptance for Studies) which you need for visa. Proof of funds although primarily needed for visa application may also be required in addition to tuition deposit before CAS issuance depending on the school in question. How much exactly you'll need as POF depends on your tuition balance after deducting any deposit and discounts received plus £9207 if studying in a location outside of London. A rough estimate Tuition: £14,000 Discount: £1500 Tuition deposit £4,000 £14,000 - 4000 - 1500 = £8500 £8500 (tuition balance) + £9207 (estimated living expenses for one year) = £17,707 (so you'll be expected to present a bank statement with a closing balance of £17,707 or its equivalent in any currency) If using Naira, refer to Oanda FX converter to get an idea of how much you'll need as that is what the UK home office uses to calculate. N.B: if oanda rate is N510 as it is now for £1 it's better to use around £540 to accommodate any hike or fluctuations in exchange rates. £17,707 X 540 = N9,561,780 So if you're using a naira account, you'll need roughly 9.5million naira and funds must have been held for at least 28days before presenting it to the school or for visa application. VISA APPLICATION COSTS FOR A 1YEAR PROGRAM 1. Insurance Health Surcharge (IHS) = £705 for one year program 2. Visa application fee -£348 3. Medical test - N57,800 DOCUMENTS REQUIRED FOR VISA APPLICATION 1. CAS reference number 2.Degree certificate 3.WAEC result /IELTS 4.TB test certificate 5. Bank statement with required funds that have been held for 28 days at least prior to visa application 6. Reference letter from employer (essential for justifying long study gap) 7. Employment letter (essential for justifying long study gap) However 1-5 are about the most important in no particular order and not having any could lead to outright rejection. 6&7 may not be asked but is good to have. More documents may be requested from you depending on your peculiar circumstances. E.g being married or applying with kids. THE PROCESS IN A NUTSHELL 1. Apply for admission 2. Get an offer 3. Pay tuition deposit and satisfy every other conditions of your offer 4. Get your CAS 5. Ready your maintenance document (Proof of funds) 6. Ready your TB test certificate 7.Apply for visa by completing the application form online and pay for IHS and Visa fee at the end. 8. Attend a Biometrics appointment 9. Get your visa approval 10.Book your flight and travel to the UK Don't read this finish and still come to ask for more information privately. This is detailed enough but if it's not enough for you, hold consultation money. Enjoy the free information and read to the end. Source: Ezinne Azu [Facebook]. Courtesy: https://www.downloadnaira.com/2022/06/a-z-of-studying-abroad.html CC; Lalasticlala. Obinnau Ishilove . |
| Literature › Re: Funny Moments With My Landlord. by Schoolguy9(op): 9:02am On Jun 04, 2022 |
| Literature › Re: Funny Moments With My Landlord. by Schoolguy9(op): 9:02am On Jun 04, 2022 |
CHAPTER FOUR Small faint wey everybody dey faint, e reach him turn, imiano don enter comatose! The driver yelled and the guy sitting next to him added, "Ride on, Sir!" That was when I knew that I was in the midst of hardened people and at once, I knew that fainting would not help me. When the car finally came to a halt, my landlord showed me a path leading into the bush and said that I should start climbing the mountain from there that when I receive signals, I should come back. As for him, he was going into an exile and that he had instructed Musa to take care of my sheeps. That was how I escaped lynching because the man we duped was a powerful one and a cofactor at that! We didn't know on time. By the time he was done with us, my face was already on the front pages of all the newspapers in town including Daily Sun and I was flabbergasted to say but the least. By the time I came back, my warehouse was clear and Musa was telling me stories! He told me to my face that he sold all the stocks at the heat of the matter and went to convert the money into dollar currency but was given fake US Dollar notes and there was nothing he could do about it since that reporting to the EFCC might in turn, expose me! I sat down on the floor. I couldn't believe it! My whole life was crashing just before me and Musa was talking rubbish just to console me. Just then, landlord's call came in and he requested to see me in his place claiming that the coast was clear. Chineche was pregnant. I didn't know she was landlord's daughter because they were living seperately. I looked at my world, I feel finished. He said I should not worry that he would facilitate the process if I could play by his terms and conditions. A tooth for a tooth, he said. I was to relinquish one of my toes to him so that he could sell in Malawe for $40,000.00 and help his business with it as it was falling apart due to our recent shady deals but I refused. So, he called in caretaker to tender the tape of all the announcements I had been making since and I agreed because it could become messy. That was how I agreed and my landlord did the deed. Till today, I have not forgotten how I lost my dear toe! Ka O diba. |
| Literature › Re: Funny Moments With My Landlord. by Schoolguy9(op): 8:43am On Jun 04, 2022 |
-- Ok oo. Arbobi, so na you be imiano wey dey disturb us for this street on top Mango tree every morning abi? One hefty voice asked me one morning as I was passing through the street on my way to fetch firewood and I was startled! Bros, calm down. Na morning cry I been dey do. I lied just to calm my nerves. Ok. So, wetin you come dey talk inside the preaching? He managed to ask and I said, "Jesus is Lord." At that instance, our landlord's convoy appeared and whisked me away! While on the way, he hinted me that there was fire on the mountain as the person we duped in order to make money has discovered our trick and I was literally covered with sweat buds! So many questions popped up into my head and I wondered what I would tell my village people if I returned home with nothing. A whole Alhaji like me. No no o, this is not happening. I tried fainting but fainting couldn't come. I wondered where those who easily faint get that strength from. "Better save your energy!" My lanlord warned, adding that, "We would need it." And at that point, I knew that another plan must have come up in his head! While I was busy trying to faint, he was busy pulling up stunts upon stunts for survival. Only Chineche came into my mind and I was willing to pull through just to see her face again! To my greatest surprise, the man driving the car dropped a quote: "This also shall pass away!" And I fainted. I don't know where the energy came from but it was unprecedented. Suffice it to say, I needed a little rest and being in Coma for 48hrs wouldn't be a bad idea. HABA |
| Literature › Re: Funny Moments With My Landlord. by Schoolguy9(op): 8:28am On Jun 04, 2022 |
CHAPTER THREE Once you hear, "cabal" in my street, start running from where you are because those set of people can do and undo. The pilots are nothing compared to them. So, I could't face them alone. One day, I made an announcement while shouting at the top of my voice saying, "This is the voice of imiano transmitting from Oronto Genesis Lubricantus Eberendu, farji wireless." Just to scare them away but I didn't know they were decoding it and even sent a copy to my caretaker who in turn submitted it to our landlord and I almost ran mad! The honest thing is that I don't even know what those words meant but Musa said I should say them while on top of a mango tree so as to scare any potential thief away that they usually feared hard words but unkown to me, I was digging my own grave as my investment was astake. God forbid! |
| Literature › Re: Funny Moments With My Landlord. by Schoolguy9(op): 8:21am On Jun 04, 2022 |
CHAPTER TWO My landlord and I have been friends on a very low key for a very long time now even before this new caretaker came in. In fact, at times, I used to go to his house and there is this fine girl in his compound that I usually take style to visit, just visit o. You can understand, my landlord has a house where he collects money annually and also has a house where he pays money annually. He said he cannot be in the same compound with us. So, he shifted. Whenever I go visiting, I always try to see Chineche because of her open teeth. Chai! At times, if she's not around, I would drop a note inside an empty tomatoe tin and leave! One day, my landlord caught me and said I should read what I wrote to myself but I couldn't. Chineche is the short form for Chinecherem but let me not bore you with the meaning. Whenever I see her, I will remember pinterest and start smiling because she looks like a princess! At some points in my life, my landlord stopped me from coming to see him because whenever we were discussing, he noticed that my mind was somewhere else and that was Chinecherem's fault! See me see trouble. Wetin concern horse and electric pole? My landlord doesn't understand pidgin. So, at times, I speak it and tell him that I meant something else. Don't blame me, I learnt it from the Caretaker! Yes, there are actually people who do not understand pidgin English in Nigeria because they travel a lot, my landlord is one of them. The only problem is that our caretaker usually organizes a 9-man committee to explain to him what we have said during the week and it irritates me! This is someone we pay extra cash whenever we make payments for our house rent just for him to keep body and soul together but he keeps betraying us! The height of it was when he reported Musa to the landlord! Musa was our able chief security officer and gateman! I can't help it. Everywhere was literally on fire because Musa couldn't take it lightly with him. That week, I packed out of the house for a little travel in another neighbourhood just to let things calm down and when I came back, they were clapping for me. Guess what I came back with. Amara, tuwo, ewedu, sheep, kudi, kwulikwuli and maggi. Everywhere just stew for me and in two weeks time, a trailer load of rams and different sexes of goats were delivered to me and I balanced as an Alhaji. How I got rich remains a mystery to many (including myself) but I had to double as an intelligent officer in order to keep my sheeps off the daring eyes of the cabals. |
| Literature › Funny Moments With My Landlord. by Schoolguy9(op): 8:00am On Jun 04, 2022 |
Acrobatic once defined can always remain acrobatic. That was imiano's quote in 2016. People should not disturb me as to how I got it, that's Nigeria for you. The only acrobatic thing about my landlord is that we are always on the run and being able to scale through fences is an added advantage! In fact, I wish my landlord would conduct interviews before taking in tenants so as to let them know the kind of survival skills they need to have in order to make it safely and continue their lives somewhere else and taking the matter to the caretaker committe would do the magic! CHAPTER ONE Our caretaker is a very stubborn man but he found an equally stubborn being in me, just that I can't match his level of madness and he reports directly to the landlord. This is someone who has been in the street for the past 16 years! Meanwhile, I am the son of a nobody! It is said that if you throw a stick into the river, no matter how long it stays there that it can never turn into a crocodile. That is true but try throwing one of your sons into our street for just one year and see wonders! He can change into anything including a pilot. Pilots are boys in our street that can steal. Once they snatch what you have in your hand, they will start running. I once caught one and I was nicknamed, "Osoije" with an award in the street. Osoije is a combination of two igbo words that mean oso+ije. That is, walk and run. You can imagine. One day, my landlord called me and told me that he would want us to be allies or, "Partners" as he had put it but I failed to ask him partners in what and that was my greatest undoing. Now, I have myself to be blamed! |
| Investment › Re: Apart From PWAN, I Will Do No Other Business In Nigeria. by Schoolguy9(op): 3:03pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
| Investment › Re: Apart From PWAN, I Will Do No Other Business In Nigeria. by Schoolguy9(op): 3:00pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
With PWAN, there is also a possibility of investment! I can explain when you visit... www.downloadnaira.com |
| Investment › Re: Apart From PWAN, I Will Do No Other Business In Nigeria. by Schoolguy9(op): 2:57pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
1. They have researched 2. They know what works 3. They are expanding 4. They can be reached 5. They are still existing. You can visit www.instadeca.com to know more. |
| Investment › Apart From PWAN, I Will Do No Other Business In Nigeria. by Schoolguy9(op): 2:55pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
I have my reasons... |
| Family › Re: I Denied My Wife Food This Night, Are My Right Or Wrong. by Schoolguy9(m): 2:28pm On Mar 31, 2022 |
Thank God, you didn't beat her. |
| Programming › Get N500 Off by Schoolguy9(op): 11:09am On Mar 09, 2022 |
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| Travel › Re: Top 10 Motivational Quotes Of The Year by Schoolguy9(op): 10:42am On Feb 18, 2022 |
1. On giving. 2. The police has no bullets with which to arrest "laziness." You have to deal with it by yourself! 3. Add yours. OTHERS:
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| Travel › Re: Top 10 Motivational Quotes Of The Year by Schoolguy9(op): 10:39am On Feb 18, 2022 |
Do not hesitate to make recommendations:
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| Travel › Re: Top 10 Motivational Quotes Of The Year by Schoolguy9(op): 10:38am On Feb 18, 2022 |
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| Travel › Top 10 Motivational Quotes Of The Year by Schoolguy9(op): 10:37am On Feb 18, 2022 |
Once you get these, be inspired. It is for your own good and also Know that you can always get value When you do the right things!
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| Crime › Re: Kyari: Why Disgraced Super Cop Cannot Escape Imprisonment – Henry Kelechukwu by Schoolguy9(m): 5:09pm On Feb 15, 2022 |
Line 5 says: Consequently, the police have handed Kyari to the police for further investigation and prosecution under the NDLEA act. Courtesy: www.logisticsosiso.com |
| Education › Re: How To Create A Tiny Corner by Schoolguy9(op): 8:19am On Feb 14, 2022 |
SOME PICTURES TO MAKE YOUR DAY:
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| Education › Re: How To Create A Tiny Corner by Schoolguy9(op): 8:18am On Feb 14, 2022 |
BENEFITS OF HAVING YOUR OWN TINY CORNER. 1. Correction. There might be negative notions you are carrying but if you have a tiny corner from which you can write from time to time, when you say what's wrong, others who know better than you do can correct you! 2. Followership Having a blogs makes it possible for people to find you. And you know, it is good to have them around especially when you have something to offer and they in turn might render some helps. 3. Money. I heard people make money from blogging, it's true. |
| Education › How To Create A Tiny Corner by Schoolguy9(op): 8:10am On Feb 14, 2022 |
I am Imiano. I am just here to say one or two things but they can be useful if you pay attention. The truth is that, at times, you might need your own space. Blogger avails you that opportunity. I don't know much things about Blogger but for what I know, it is free and you can get it integrated with another domain that shows your name or whatever you like to make it look cool and memorable. Here, you're going to learn how to create your own space: 1. Blog Like I said, it is free if you want to manage it on your own but if you have money, find a professional web developer to help you design it. You can use a free domain name that ends with dot blog spot dot com until you're able to buy one and point to it. 2. Design a logo It is good to do so because it is what appears on a browser when a user visits the blog. In fact, a logo is the blog's ambassador. 3. Define your purpose. Now, this is where the matter lies. Is it for Rant or for tutorials? Whatever you do with your blog depends on what you want to use it and achieve. Whatever it is, do not use it to blackmail people. You can create your own (tiny) corner and expand from there. It is good because it serves as a means to express yourself because almost everyone has a story to tell. Here is www.govanext.com |
| Politics › Re: Top 10 Motivational Website In Africa by Schoolguy9(m): 7:41am On Feb 14, 2022 |
| Food › Re: Why Do People Eat This Kind Of Egg by Schoolguy9(m): 3:47pm On Feb 11, 2022 |
Na this thing make me I never travelled abroad. Make person no go chop chicken pikin inside one of these eggs. |
| Career › Does This Irritate You? by Schoolguy9(op): 4:01pm On Feb 10, 2022 |
I was scrolling down Facebook and I saw a post that says, " Apart from Course reps in FPO (Federal Polytechnic Oko) which other people act like they have made it in life (?). So, I commented: THOSE PEOPLE THAT USE TO WRITE, "CAVEAT EMPTOR, THIS LAND IS NOT FOR SELL." I mean, if not for sell, why not remove it from where people can see it? Meanwhile, you can enter www.ovenbakedlands.com to see lands you can buy without having problems. So, back to the question: Does it irritate you? |
| Romance › Re: I Lose Confidence Whenever I'm Complimented About My Looks by Schoolguy9(m): 2:31pm On Feb 10, 2022 |
Legalcriminal:His confidence has no solution. |
| Romance › Re: She Blocked Me On Whatsapp by Schoolguy9(m): 2:29pm On Feb 10, 2022 |
I believe that you are under a spell. |
| Education › Govanext Editor's Corner by Schoolguy9(op): 2:12pm On Feb 10, 2022 |
Lately, I have been going through posts made on www.govanext.com and I am motivated to do more than just sit and watch. So far I have learnt the following: 1. Life is not easy. Almost everybody knows this but there are different strokes for different folks. Some people know this but they're are doing everything humanly possible to change the narration but some people are comfortable sitting on the time bomb of excuses. So, it is all about choice. Make wise ones! 2. No one knows tomorrow. Of course, it is a fact but what you do now matters. That you don't know what tomorrow is all about does not mean that you should fold your arms and watch. There is always a way out. Start by laying your hands on things that are available then work towards achieving more. 3. Time is a factor. Every season comes and goes. The season of boom should not be neglected! www.govanext.com |
| Romance › Re: Another Man Has Gone To See The Parent Of My Wife To Be. by Schoolguy9(m): 4:32pm On Feb 09, 2022 |
Wait Guy, you get money? Be sincere with yourself. If you have money and your parents are in support, put bus make all Nairaland friends wey you get go see her parents. No be to go see people again? Meanwhile, I see someone who is being played and it is you! Move on. 1 Like |
| Webmasters › Re: Bloggers Drop Your URL Here And I'll Write A Review by Schoolguy9(m): 1:11pm On Feb 09, 2022 |
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