₦airaland Forum

naughtynaughty:
God punish dat ur leaking mouth. Oversabi!

HAHAHAHA S IT PAINING U,,,, BETTER LEAVE IT SO IT IL LEAK OUT THE TRUTH ABOUT U CUS S ANNOYING U SEF THINK ABOUT IT FOR ONCE

Lucialovely:
how can you tell who the lady is from the picx?

AH AH LUCI HOW CAN U ASK THIS,,, WA U V IS IT HOLE OR STICK CUS THAT'S HOW HE KNOWS

OP DON'T B OFFENDED BUT THIS S COOL BUT UNCALLED FOR, IT ONLY SHOWS DA UR STIL GROWING UP N MOST LADIES DON'T LIKE SUCH...HARDLY B4 U IL C MATURED LADIES FINDING THIS COOL EXCEPT THEM CHEW GUM GIRLS AND XCEPT U DON'T WANT TO STEP UP

S SOOOOO OBVIOUS THE OP IS THE SAME PERSON.....SERIOUSLY WHY DO SOME GUYS ON NL GO TRU ALL THIS STRESS, ALL CUS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX S QUITE EMBARRASSING N ANNOYING, IT ONLY SHOWS THAT THE GUY HAS LOW SELF ESTEEM

petkruz:
His stupidity wouldn't allow him stop,he's heading for destruction.

Must u follow him on that path as well?, just let go except if ur not happy with d present situation u find ursef in

cupsofxo:
HOW MY EXPERIENCE WITH TWO GIRLS CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT GAY

and so they went on to tell me how they became lesbians, Nneka, the girl who helped me foot my bills told me that right from her childhood she hated guys and never associated with them, she preferred the company of her female folks and from there she discovered her true self and she could deny the fact that she loves brunette girls with long finger nails that those were what she always watched out for before making out with any girl. Faith on her own part narrated to me her experience while she was in boarding school and how her school mother molested her and always plays with her private parts, so during her university days she identified only with her fellow lesbians.

OP I DON'T SEE HOW GAY AND LESBIANS R RELATED HERE CUS AM OKAY WIT D LES N NOT D GAY

like seriously you want to waste this good oppurtunities in life God gave to u all cus of a man smh...is he worth it? my dear just move on better days ahead cus no guy mean should take away Ur happiness, so don't give him Da pleasure of killing him n spending d rest of Ur life with regret..le him cont wit wa his doing he il Gt tired one day n stop

klassiquette:
She's only trying to secure a future for herself... And op won't be a bad idea to get married and still go to school

OP THIS YOUNG LADY JUST SAID SO MY ADVICE TO U S JUST LET HER GO AND IF U V PROMISE HER MARRIAGE ABEG DON'T TRY THAT MISTAKE S A VERY BIG MISTAKE...JUST LET HER KNOW IF SHE SEES SOME1 WHO S READY FOR MARRIAGE SHE SHOULD GO, SO SHE WON'T B TIED DOWN TO U AND FURTHER UR EDUCATION S VERY IMPORTANT

profojah:
Romancelanders. Abeg make una tell me what to do.

I came back from work so very tired yesterday,. As I was about to take a rest after eating, I didn't knw when I slept off. Before I sleep, My neighbour (a very young gal of 22) came to my room to ask for a DVD she borrowed me the penultimate night. But I was too tired to stand, so I told her to take it on the DVD player and I slept off. While, sleeping I felt something was kinda removing from my body, I also felt my boxer was going down But too tired to open my eyes talkless of standing. Not until when I felt my d!ck was submerged into a cold-like freezer, . I woke up and shouted "JESUS". She has l!cked all my body..I told her I was going to report her to the police and sue her But she begged. She even called me now that she didn't rape me. She said she just had a pleasure with me.

What should I do

OP U TRIED AND NEXT TIME BEFORE U START THIS UR LIE, TELL US TO GRAB A POP CORN AND ZOBO OR KUNU TO CHILL IT DOWN WELL DONE

jayhumble:
It was during my service year and I met this young pretty Yorba Muslim chick (and yes she uses Hijab with class and swag). Well, we happen to get along fine and we became very close friends. She told me she has a fiance back home and she's always talking about him but me as a badt guy, I actually no too send, I just dey follow up with close marking...

I never badmouthed her fiance but I'm always changing topic to something more interesting whenever she's ranting about her fiance and yes the guy do call her constantly every day.

One thing led to the other and abracadabra, I ended up sleeping in her house and we started living a couple life in d village she'll wash my cloth, cook, we Gist, kiss, and damn the sex is always thick and healthy being a girl that hasn't really useless her self if u know what I mean. (don't ask me how).

Now my curiosity is that sometimes when her fiance calls, she'll still be talking normal with him and there was this day we just finished having a hot one and the call came in from her guy, damn she pretended so hard and talking like a sick person on the phone telling his guy how tired she was and headache and stuff while the dude keeps telling her to visit clinic.

Soooooo many things tho. Now that leaves me to the question of trust. Cuz even tho she told me she wants us to keep a relationship, mehn something in me can't trust her. Dang! Such experience got me doubting if I would ever get married cuz... Even decent girls do fall!

Guys.. Can u actually trust your girl??

OP THERE IS THIS SONG I V FOR U DUNNO IF YOU WILL REMEMBER IT BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS...
TURN BY TURN UR TURN WILL COME (X2) ...
my best SOUP OPERA ADVERT STILL REMAIN "THIS LIFE" WHICH WAS AIRED YRS BACK BY AIT..
WHERE THE FATHER ASKED THE SON TO JUMP BLA BLA BLA AND AT THE END HE TOLD THE SON, DON'T TRUST ANYBODY NOT EVEN ME YOUR FATHER SO OP IF I CAN'T TRUST MY FATHER OR ANYBODY THEN Y A GIRL. , LA TRUST LA DIE

MrCork:
..you rape yor girlfriend in a shop after drinkin ATM...Shame on u..u shud be lock in prison!!(no ofeense)

COME MRCORK IS LIKE THIS DEPORTATION HAS GOTTEN TO UR HEAAD OR THE CUM IN UR DICK S DOING THE THINKING, WERE DID THE OP SAY HE TRIED RAPING HER? READ WELL B4 U START COMMENTING ABI SHEY ELE TI MU SHEKPE

jonaifame22:
thanks jare.

YOU WELCOME BRO

MrsPhyno:
Yah. Cause men are getting suckier and suckisher and suckiest. At least in their forefathers day, dem sabi farm. Now, they're just too useless

N THE LADIES R GETTING LAZY, BOSSY, ARROGANT AND FORGET THAT IS A MAN'S WORLD...AT LEAST IN OUR FOREFATHERS DAYS THE LADIES WERE HOMELY, WIFE MATERIAL AND A GOOD EXAMPLE IS OUR MOTHERS N CAN'T SAY SAME FOR THE DAUGHTERS CUS THEY R FOOLISH

u did nothing wrong but one thing v come to realize in ladies is this,, most ladies hate when they tell a guy about a sexual harassment they had n a person makes fun of it or doubt them..yeah maybe she hid some part of the story but wa u did wrong was not showing concern which i think is what she wanted...next time when a girl is lying and u know she s, just wait till another day n ask her and c if she will say a diff story entirely then u il now remind her of d last statement she made up.

Rexaxe:
He's here

I SAY SLAP HIM....OK TELL HIM THIS..GUY TRUTHFULLY WHEN A GIRL STARTS TALKING THIS WAY TO ANOTHER WHAT DO U THINK? SHE S THINKING OF HAVING IT WITH HIM N U CAN CHOOSE TO BLIV ME OR NOT BUT THAT'S JUS THE TRUTH, XCEPT IF U V NOT SEX CHAT B4..SO JUS MOVE ON, I KNOW S HARD BUT IF UR GONA CONT DATING HER THEN KNOW THIS NO LADY S UR OWN EXCEPT U V PAID D BRIDE PRICE..

PunkyVeer:
He'll tell you I'm ugly because he wants me all to himself

LOL THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM IF HE CAN HANDLE U, THEN HE CAN V U ALL TO HIMSELF, MINE IS HE SHOULD ANSWER MY ?

Rexaxe:
It all happened when she left her phone at his house obliviously. He took the phone and went under whatsapp and in a chat he saw his GF sending porn pics to a guy telling him she's wet and Hot.

The question is, what should he do? Dunp her!?

IS HE THERE WITH U? IF YES, THEN PLS ON MY BEHALF GIV HIM A DIRTY SLAP N IF HE ASK Y TELL HIM A NAIRALAND ASK U TO CUS WAS HE WAITING FOR IN BREAKING UP WITH HER...SHE S OBVIOUSLY GOING TO SEX DA GUY ONE DAY N IF THE LADIES LIKE, THEY CAN JUMP TO HER RESCUE BUT THAT'S THE TRUTH...

PunkyVeer:
I've posted pictures here many times but wont be doing so again because a friend warned me against it. You can ask mr crazy over there, I'm sure he's seen me

MR CRAZY IS IT TRUE V U SEEN MISS PUNKYVEER PIC B4?

onila:
hes like 18 or 19

this boy was so nice to me

he deserves something special
I am going to the mall tomorrow

think of something quick, my loves

SINCE YOU MENTIONED HIS TRIBE ALREADY THEN GIVE HIM THE MONEY AM SURE HE WILL APPRECIATE IT BUT IF U INSIST ON GETTING HIM SOMETHING, THEN I SUGGEST A NECK CHAIN.THAT WILL DO

Targaryen:
CHAI i just had sex, two rounds precisely but after the sex and orgasm which lasted for 40minutes if im not mistaken, the rate at which im feeling dizzy is unbelievable, my eyez are getting weak, im feeling a little bit of headpain but the lady i had it with is strong and aint feeling dizzy even afta i made her reach orgasm four times, but why is that? "mature answers pls

CUS IS ONLY MEN THAT PUT IN MOST OF THE WORK N NO OFFENSE LADIES BUT SOME JUST LAY DOWN LIKE A LOG OF WOOD REALLY ANNOYING

PunkyVeer:
Hehehe. Ok. Well, you do kinda remind me of him. A better looking version of him of course

THANKS AND AM STILL WAITING FOR THE DAY I IL C URS BT I UNDERSTAND Y U WON'T UPLOAD IT

Adaure4ever:
what has politics go to do with relationship?

PAY NO ATTENTION TO ME THOUGH...TRUTH IS MOST MATERIAL HUSBAND GUYS STILL WANT TO PLAY AROUND BEFORE THEY SETTLE DOWN AND THAT'S Y U C LOTS OF THEM AROUND BUT NOT READY TO SETTLE DOWN. HOPE THIS ANSWER UR ?

PunkyVeer:
Love your new pic. You're a cute guy Has anyone ever told you that you resemble Ja Rule?

THANKS HON,,NOT REALLY BUT THEY V OTHER NAMES THEY CALL ME BUT ICAN'T SAY B4 THEY EAT ME UP HERE N AM SURE U IL UNDERSTAND

cokacoola:
Welcome broda, i feel ya pain. I get 20 acres of virgin farmland, just halla am giving it to you for free

IF WHAT YOUR SAYING IS TRUE THEN MAYBE CUS HIS CORK IS SMALL, MRCOCK CHANGE UR MONIKER TO MRBIGCORK AND THEY WILL ACCEPT U BACK YOU CAN THANK ME LATER

Adaure4ever:
Ladies and Gentlemen, come in, let us discuss.
I was watching a tele relationship show and one of the participants in the show said that the reason why the rate of unmarried ladies is growing is that the "HUSBAND MATERIAL" young men are Scarce.
Just drop your opinions, do you agree to that?

YEAH IS TRUE BUT IS NOT OUR FAULT, IS JUST THAT THE MATERIAL WE USE BEFORE IS NOW SCARCE DUE TO THE NEW CHANGE IN GOVT N IF U DOUBT ME ASK BUHARI OR APC