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SORRY PLS IS THAT ENGLISH OR SWAHILI CUS AM CONFUSE HERE

esteeberry:
HEY GUYS AM NEW;ANYBODY TO SHOW
ME AROUND

YEAH JUS BRING YOUR TORCH LIGHT CUS VERY SOON YOU IL ENTER THREADS THAT ARE SO DARK U WON'T FIND UR WAY BACK, YOU CAN ASK KASHYBABY, GREEKGODDESS FOR MORE INFO

THERE IS NOTHING WE WON'T SEE ON THIS NAIRALAND, SOMETIMES I WONDER IF THERE S A DRUG U IL TAKE AND A PERSON WILL START TYPING AND SPEAKING LIKE A MAD PERSON...FIRST THE OP SAID SOMETHING SILLY THEN ANOTHER SILLY PERSON ASK FOR CONNECTION, LIKE SERIOUSLY DID THEY GET THE DRUG FROM THE SAME CHEMIST

orobs93:
Hw are u sure she I her blood..
Will u put ur siblings dead pics on d net?

be it her sis or not the fact she knows the person at least she deserve that respect, s not a time to start criticizing her or anything but to show condolence and respect thats all..

Idrismusty97:
Very sorry for your lost but unfortunately more will follow. If you love your family take them out of the East, Right now the so called "Zoo" would be safer for Igbos than their home. Just like how Boko haram destroy the North East, IPOB will destroy the South East. I heard stories how people spend stressful long hours on roads in Onitsha because of protesters. Not everyone wants to be part of the Biafra stuff but unfortunately IPOB would drag the entire igbos into it just like Ojukwu once drag them into a senseless civil war. They even killed an Hausa corper and burn down mosques, Shops and Dagote trailers in Onitsha yet they called Hausas animal. While their business are left peacefully in the North.

you think this is the right thread to open your mouth and spill out rubbish s really annoying how we nigerians think...this s nt d right thread for this

orobs93:
Ok

Blogger vivian why u come bring am com nairaland..n here be police station

Can't u b reasonable for once and sympathize with someone must every thing b a joke, for crying out loud thats her sis not just anybody

obiorathesubtle:
nna! Your head correct like network time.

WOKEM NA SO NA MAKE THE LADY COME JAM AM FOR NAIRALAND

firstEVA:
There are many reasons why a woman will not be in the mood.

1. Not happy: If for any reason she isn't happy, she can't be in the mood. For instance she wants money for important stuffs which u cant help her with she will definitely be turned off.


2. Bad mood: there are times a lady is in a bad mood, maybe pre period or post period.

3. Guilt: the day the guilt of fornication sets in, she may not respond to you.

4. She may just want to make you suffer a little, so it doesn't appear she's giving you too much free punny.

Cc schumastic

AH AH THIS IS TOO MUCH NAA EVEN THE MOTHERS OF ALL MOTHERS NEVER TOLD ADAM SHE IS NOT IN THE MOOD SO WHERE DO YOU LADIES LEARN IT FROM

firstEVA:
u cray

AM I LYING NI S THAT NOT WA U SAID EXCEPT IF UR SHY THEN NO P

OP SIMPLY PUT HER IN THE MOOD JUST LIKE MY FRIEND FIRSTEVA SAID, FLING SOME MONEY IN FRONT OF HER FACE AND WATCH HER GO WET AND START SCREAMING AM IN THE MOOD AM IN THE MOOD...FIRSTEVA NO B SO U TALK AM LOL

adimloaded:
I dnt know wat to tink abt dis one girl in my area offered me money to be her frnd.
And guess hw much....





#100 but i refused to collect it

LOL GUESS SHE DOES NOT V A CLUE ABOUT UR MONIKER ON NAIRALAND, IF NOT SHE WON'T GIV U MONEY AT ALL

naughtynaughty:
wetin carry ur mouth talk abt my fatness abi u think u can hide money inside my fat arms?

LMAO NICE ONE

naughtynaughty:
lol, jxt say hey nawti yhr fleshy and sexy, or yhur bold nd biuriful. Abi jxt keep quiet gan sef. Else I cn luk at u too nd say, hey dude ur longman is bulging out of ur shorts o

HAHAHA WEYTIN CARRY UR EYES GO THERE OR DID YOUR MONEY MISS AROUND THERE

naughtynaughty:
siidown and wait fr me torioloun. I dy come

HAHAHA IF YOUR FAT AND I SAY SOMETHING LIKE,, HEY NAUGHTY YOUR SO SLIM YOU IL GET ANGRY CUS U KNOW IS A LIE SO WHAT DO U WANT US TO SAY? KEEP MUTE OR WA

WHY ASK A GIRL FOR HER DIGIT WHEN YOU KNOW SHE IS GOING TO FORM N ALL...COMPLIMENTING S COOL CUS THAT'S WHAT THEY LIKE TO HEAR, GOOD COMPLIMENTS

OP MENTION YOURS FIRST

OP OP OP HOW MANY TIMES DID I CALL YOU....NEXT TIME SUCK THE TWO OR BETTER STILL CONCENTRATE MORE ON THE BIGGER ONE SO THEY WILL BOTH BE OF EQUAL SIZE...U CAN'T GIVE TAIYE ICE CREAM AND LIVE KEHINDE WITH NOTHING

naughtynaughty:
I hate it wen people c me and say...eeya uve grown fatter abi ure nau fat o. Am lyk haha..am I too blind to c Abi must u say evritin u c
If ure nt giving sum1 a gud complement, then keep it to urslf. Kilode? Koh sexy rara



Lol on a crios note why do girls hate pple tellin dem dev grown fat. Don't tel me am fat..say am fleshy nd beautiful.
Yeah wateva..bones are for the dogs..duurrr!

PICTURE OR I DON'T BLIV IT

MEN ARE NOT SMILING AT ALL CUS OF DECEMBER RUSH

SHE AIN'T EVEN PRETTY

HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS MUM S REALLY HILARIOUS END TIME MUM LOL THIS TYPE FIT THEY KNACK OUTSIDE

THIS ONLY APPLY FOR THOSE IN A RELATIONSHIP NOT THE SINGLE PEEPS TEAM SINGLE ROCKS

AGAIN WHEN THEY WON'T FEED THE LION WELL WHY WONT IT COME OUT N LOOK FOR FOOD CRAZY KEEPERS

Durentt:
just shut up, u jst displayed ur foolishness. I can see u are nt only skinny but also foollish seriously, u need a life, see as he dey lik pawpaw tree

NA WA O UR TAKING THIS THING PERSONAL NA...IF YOU GO ON LIKE THIS PEEPS WE END UP BELIEVING YOUR A GUY N U V A GUY DP AS WELL

BEFORE THE NAMES WERE MENTIONED I HAD A FEELING PUNKYVEER,MISSPICY AND DUREENT WILL B MENTIONED AND LO N BEHOLD I SAW THEIR NAMES LOL BUT OP U MISSED SOME AM 100% SURE OF

irunooboo:
na thunder go kill ur parent

ah ah thats too harsh na

itstpia8:
maybe you mean single ladies do not date at all, why all these ex threads everyday.


Ona no get work ni?

first of all..
do I look like the op? no
is it every thread that has to do with ex you open? no
must you comment on every thread you see? no
you that have work what are you looking for here or did your money loss here? no
so y did u quote my comment n y can't u jump n pass? mschew..
do me a favour, gerraere men for real and in igbo se ebuo por

Jolllyjoy:
e pain am

HAHAHA SOME NAIRALANDERS ARE VERY GOOD WHEN IT COMES TO TROUBLE MAKING

SINGLE LADIES PLS TAKE NOTE...DON'T JUMP INTO MARRIAGE DUE TO PEER PRESSURE OR MARRY OUT OF PITY SO YOU DON'T HATE IT AFTER MONTHS OR YRS CUS S NOT WORTH IT...MARRY SOMEONE YOU IL B HAPPY WITH AND LET YOUR X BE UR X, YOU CAN'T BE MARRIED AND STILL ACT LIKE YOUR SINGLE

Estharfabian:
Come to think of it...You're the right person for the job...

sincerely I would have love to but my hands are full already

Estharfabian:
Come to think of it...You're the right person for the job...

sincerely I would have love to but my hands are full already

HIS ONE AND ONLY BUT NOT HIS ONLY ONE AND SAME GOES TO THE GIRL AS WELL

misspicy:
thanks
just checked your dp....gosh you are so kiss ble

thanks n same goes to u but with no gun ooo lol