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Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by schumastic(m): 6:12pm On Dec 01, 2015
misspicy:
gringrin dont worry i will clear the cobwebs just play your part
hahaha I was not wrong when I said you should do stand up comedy even if s for a month I swear u il bench bovi
Romance › Re: Nigerian ladies-How Comes Its Only Igbo Men That Have Muscles In Nigeria? by schumastic(m): 5:33pm On Dec 01, 2015
firstEVA:
u don't even have to fling it, money speaks louder than words. It makes a woman wet cheesy
HAHAHAHAHA CHIA YOUR BLOODY...SAYS A SHORT PRAYER (LORD PLS WERE EVER FIRSTEVA BF IS PLS PROTECT HIM B4 SHE FINISH HIM DRY AMEH)
Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by schumastic(m): 5:32pm On Dec 01, 2015
firstEVA:
thanks for the advise grin
YOUR HIGHLY WELCOME wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by schumastic(m): 5:30pm On Dec 01, 2015
misspicy:
grin.....na true you talk o

please will you disvirgin me? cry
NAAA MY TANK IS EMPTY AND I DO THAT SO CURB WEB WON'T B FOUND THERE grin wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by schumastic(m): 5:29pm On Dec 01, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Virgin 4 life grin
I PITY YOU, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR MISSING CUS IS LIKE:

DETTOL- IF I DON'T TAKE CARE OF HER WHO WILL.

NOODLES- HMMM TASTE GOOD,

PEPSI- ASK FOR MORE,

ALABA MARKET- GRAB YOUR COPY NOWWWW grin
Romance › Re: Who Is A Virgin? by schumastic(m): 5:20pm On Dec 01, 2015
A VIRGIN IS THE ONE WHO OPENS A THREAD LIKE THIS AND ASK US TO READ THE FULL ARTICLE SOMEWHERE ELS,, LIKE WHAT THE F undecided WHY MAKE A GUY HARD AFTER pre-intimacy OR A LADY WET AFTER pre-intimacy AND TELL HIM OR HER NO SEX CUS YOUR A VIRGIN huh
Events › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month.. by schumastic(m): 5:16pm On Dec 01, 2015
HAPPY NEW MONTH TO THIS LUVLY CUPCAKES @PUNKYVEER AND @MISSPICY PLUS STFUAREYOUGOD THAT DUDE REALLY PISSED ME OFF BUT WE ARE COOL THOUGH grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by schumastic(m):
FIRSTEVA,PUNKYVEER,MISSPICY AND ESTHERFABIAN, QUICKLY GO N DO WITH YOUR BF BEFORE THE TRUMPET SOUND grin grin SO YOU WON'T OPEN A THREAD IN HEAVEN ASKING US WHAT IS THE FEELING LIKE tongue
Romance › Re: Yes! Airforce1 My Bf Got Swagg by schumastic(m): 5:10pm On Dec 01, 2015
gaetano:
This guy later buy that chain for under bridge sha shocked


Airforce1, u Don too postpone this hama wey u wan hama o.
HAHHAHAHA JESUS CHRIST I SWEAR THIS UR STATEMENT JUST BURST MY HEAD ABEG WHICH SIDE IN OSHODI DID HE GET IT grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Nairaland Men Are Too Weak Sexually by schumastic(m): 5:07pm On Dec 01, 2015
osazeeblue01:
TRY ME 08074604244
IRUNUOBOOO OYA COME AND TRY THIS GUY AND GIVE US FEEDBACK CUS AM SURE WHEN TWO IRON JAM ONE MUST BEND grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Nigerian ladies-How Comes Its Only Igbo Men That Have Muscles In Nigeria? by schumastic(m): 5:03pm On Dec 01, 2015
firstEVA:
I hope u know there are different types of virgins sha, lemme quickly address that firstgrin


As for what turns me on, money does, and some sexy eyes and smooth tongue.
Not like I can't be turned on by a guy who doest have money thou, he has to have some swag, sexy eyez, smooth tongue. U know what I mean
MUST MONEY BE INCLUDED grin grin N HOW WILL IT TURN U ON? BY FLINGING IT ON UR FACE OR WA grin
Romance › Re: Ladies Choose Your Ideal Man by schumastic(m): 4:58pm On Dec 01, 2015
tracyfemmmm:
4 and 5
HAHAHA NOT ONLY ARE YOU GREEDY BUT YOU WANT HIM ALL TO YOURSELF...HOPE U ARE NOT A SEX MANIAC
Romance › Re: My Affair With My Married Pastor by schumastic(m): 4:55pm On Dec 01, 2015
she does not feel remorseful at all and am sure if asked, she will say she won't mind having that moment again....someone will say peeps should not take revenge that karma will take its place so how will she get hers after sleeping with a pastor who is married and same goes to the pastor as well....GOD save us from this end time pastors angry angry
Romance › Re: BREAKING NEWS!! Shamstiel The Self Acclaimed Richest Guy Is Now Broke. by schumastic(m): 3:49pm On Dec 01, 2015
COME TO THINK OF IT THE LADY HERE IS DIFF FROM THE OTHER HE GAVE 400K IN HIS LAST THREAD
Romance › Re: It Gave Me A Blowjawb. Now My **** Is Scratching Me by schumastic(m): 3:45pm On Dec 01, 2015
Durentt:
I donnot know wat yaff happen to me cry
Our neighbours dog gave me a blow,job. Weird right? Lemme explain cry
I finish baffin nd i tie my towel, i went to open d door nd saw d endtime dog running toward me, it just push me to the ground, my towel fall nd it started lickin my endtime peniis. At 1st i thought it was going to bite me, but it didn't. My peni is now scratching me 20hours after i received d blowjjob, i mixed vaseline nd redoil nd hav bin robbin it cry what shud i do, help a broda out.
HAHAHA OP HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN YOU GENDER THIS HAS TO BE A VERY HILARIOUS EXPOSURE THREAD grin grin grin grin grin cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Always Have Porn In Their Phones. by schumastic(m): 2:16pm On Dec 01, 2015
mizquote:
I have noticed this trend of guys having pornography in their phones. this act is so common that even the so called innocent,civil and godly ones indulge in it.

I wanted to transfer my radio programme recordings to my phone through a guys via flash share. and 'boom' i saw loads of porn saved in coded names.

I went to his videos and saw them, in different fibre. I sat down and played them while laughing when the guy came and saw me watching them he became embarrassed.

why do most guys have porn in their phones?
what is the essence?

Nb.
I don't have an ish with them indulging in porn (their wahala).
but why not make it discrete?
THE SAME REASON YOU PRESS PLAY AND WATCHED IT grin
Romance › Re: Bush Or Bare? by schumastic(m): 2:13pm On Dec 01, 2015
prettigurl16:
Hello everyone, just listening to the radio and guess what? The presenters say they can tell if a lady or man is bare or bush?

So which is preferable? Bare or bush? If you are clean shaven down there lets know why.
BARE SO YOU CAN C CLEARLY PLUS IT MAKES IT ALL NEAT AND INVITING cool
Romance › Re: I Noticed Some Changes On My Gf. by schumastic(m): 2:10pm On Dec 01, 2015
unilagfreshest:
Well, dis evening my gf nd I were having fun on bed. We were into each other smooching, caressing nd sucking. Then all of a sudden I noticed a whitish liquid coming out of her left breast.. it was like a drop nd it continued till she noticed, which changed her mood. Later we discussed about it, but she had no idea of the cause. I also don't know why aswell. She is in her early 20's. Advice on the cause nd solutions. (Matured response only).
HAHAHA OP SHE DON GET BELLE PLUS SHE JUS HAD A D N C AM 99% SURE OF THAT...CHIA GERLS, ANYWAY U CAN STILL CONFRONT HER WITH THIS AND WATCH HER SPILL THE MILK, PLS BRING FEEDBACK grin cheesy
Romance › Re: She Blocked Me Online Because Of This. by schumastic(m): 2:05pm On Dec 01, 2015
all this over sabi commenters,, y not send her a personal msg or do look and pass, abi u day plan marry am @OP?
Romance › Re: Keeping A Good Man Is Easy If Its Not Always About You by schumastic(m): 2:02pm On Dec 01, 2015
Mzflexydeeva:
A good man is hard to find whether you agree or not. The definition of a good man varies for each individual but a general definition of a good man encompasses facts like
- nice
- understanding
-money spender
-lover
-detailed planer
-a friend
The list continues.
Ladies, it is good we acknowledge the fact that a guy is good not because he wants to please us but because he is naturally good.
It would be very unwise for a lady to feel she is "too much" simply because a guy is good to her and cares for her.

Now let's address the main issue.
Why do ladies always feel they are the ones who always need taking out?

Why do ladies always think its their right when a guy pays for their hair and stuffs like that?

At what point will ladies realise that guys too want to be pampered?

What stops you as a lady from paying after your date?

I don't think a guy would reject you surprising him with some pairs of shoe.

You don't have to wait till its his birthday to get him a gift or surprise him.
As much as ladies love to be called sweet names the men too like it.
Let him wake up to an epistle of your love for him. Make him as happy as you want to be.

You can't always be the one receiving the compliment every time. Tell him how lucky you are to have him. Let him know how much you love him. Help him feed his ego so you are the only one his inner baby understand.

The things you know make him happy do them happily.
Don't always wait till he says lets go out before you go out. Sometimes be the one to say darling I'm taking you for a treat.

A man's heart will melt not to the hotness of your temper but to the steam of your pampering.



ur BF s a lucky if u keep to all this things u mentioned and ladies pls take note or better still make a diff today and get ur bf a gift n tell him how lucky u r to v him grin wink wink wink cheesy
Romance › Re: Come In And Pick by schumastic(m): 9:44pm On Nov 30, 2015
misspicy:
grin
that gown s too short n r u sure yours will fit in
Romance › Re: #5 Reasons Is Advisable To Have Sex With A Guy With A Small Penis by schumastic(m): 7:20pm On Nov 30, 2015
janengozi:
lol
i like them small
NGOZI R U SURE? SPEAK YOUR MIND O grin
Romance › Re: I'm In Luv With Tpiadotcom And All Her Monikers by schumastic(m): 7:18pm On Nov 30, 2015
KashyBaby:
Lol...seems this ain't gone work.
HE SHOULD TRY SOMETHING ELSE grin grin
Romance › Re: Come In And Pick by schumastic(m): 7:15pm On Nov 30, 2015
HOW CAN A GUY BE FAITHFUL WITH ALL THIS PROBLEM FACING HIM...IF 1-4 DON'T TAKE CARE OF YOU WITH DOGGYSTYLE, WHO WILL shocked shocked shocked
Romance › Re: Come In And Pick by schumastic(m): 7:12pm On Nov 30, 2015
hfinest1:
to the guys: which is your favourite?
to the girls: which do u possess...


just for fun o...

been a while I created an end time thread... lol...

come in n catch some fun... my favourite is number 3 all d way... so round and perfect... balance on that with doggy, and you'll never forget it
MISSPICY N01 AND PUNKYVEER N03 grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Can You Train The Guy Why She Left You? My Story by schumastic(m): 7:10pm On Nov 30, 2015
jaylister:
After graduating as an ND student i was opportuned to teach in a skill acquisition program in my LGA hosted by Former Minister of Sports. Hon Tammy Danagogo, Web Design to be precise. On my first lecture i noticed that the boy who snatched my EX from me is a student in d scheme and is ready to do anytin to knw, e even wants to follow me to my house 4 extra moral class. Within me i knw very wel that the boy is innocent and does nt evn know me bt i knows him. Some yrs bak My girl then abused me 4 dis guy and left me 4 the guy and today e is beging to sleep at my place jst to learn ahead. What do i do? Should i pay him back. E took the girl i av eva loved.


Pardon my grammars
SUPU grin just teach him to fail winkthank me later
Romance › Re: What Will You Do??? by schumastic(m): 7:07pm On Nov 30, 2015
Dongorgon5:
3 months after your wedding, You see your wife nudes picture on the internet.
CALLS LAWYER ON PHONE.....
YES PLS BRING THE DIVORCE PAPER WITH YOU WHEN COMING CUS WE NEED IT RIGHT AWAY shocked
Romance › Re: how time flies by schumastic(m): 7:04pm On Nov 30, 2015
NinaNigeria:
Ncooooh how sweet. Lol, its always good to see folks in love. Bt is she aware dat her pic is here? Lol wit de pic here, even if she wanted to cheat, nw she's got no chance abi
if he likes she should put her pic on every banner n social media platform if she wants to cheat she will still cheat n d funny part is that she might v cheated b4 coming home, oops sorry OP grin grin grin lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Top 10 Signs He Is Only Keeping You For Sex by schumastic(m): 6:31pm On Nov 30, 2015
SexyCeline:
I would definitely dump his sorry ass unless he is damn too good in bed.. Guys sef
so you don't mind so long his really good....if only girls reason like this the world will b a better place grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Man Who Sold Bars Of Soap As Phones Arrested In Lagos by schumastic(m): 6:11pm On Nov 30, 2015
HungerBAD:
The police in Lagos have arrested a 54-year-old man, Michael Bisa, for allegedly selling fake phones to customers in the Oshodi area of the state.

PUNCH Metro learnt that Bisa, who hails from Effurun, Delta State, was arrested by operatives of the Rapid Response Squad on Saturday at about 5pm.

According to the police, Bisa allegedly swindled members of the public by disguising as a mobile phone seller in the area, selling bars of soap to them instead.

Our correspondent gathered that the police recovered bars of soap, shirts, some amount of money and envelopes from the suspect.

Bisa, a father of four, said in his statement that it was poverty that drove him to sell bars of soap as mobile phones.

He said, “What I did to my customers is called exchange. The people who came to me to buy mobile phones would be shown a real phone. But while we were discussing the price, I would carefully hide the phone in a white handkerchief and swap it with a bar of soap which I had already cut to size and put in a phone case.

“As soon as they left the spot, I would change my clothes so that the buyer would not recognise me again.”

Bisa added that a friend, who was now dead, identified as Hakeem Tijani, introduced him to the “job” about four years ago.

He said, “I was a refrigerator technician in Delta State. I came to Lagos to look for greener pastures about 15 years ago. When the situation got so hard for me, I met a friend, Hakeem Tijani, who is now late. He was the one who taught me the job. Since that time, about four years ago, I have been surviving this way.”

The Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Joe Offor, confirmed the arrest, adding that the suspect would be charged to court soon.

http://punchng.com/i-sold-bars-of-soap-as-phones-%E2%94%80-suspect/
IN HIS MIND HE WILL BE LIKE, I GAVE THEM THE B29 SOAP WITH CREAM INSIDE YET THEM THEY COMPLAIN
Romance › Re: How We Started And Why I Want A Breakup..... by schumastic(m): 6:03pm On Nov 30, 2015
SSpeter:
I guess I may have to modify the write up and erase the hitting part. I apologised dude...it was not entirely my fault....any way...thanks for the opinion
you welcome and i know is not entirely ur fault cus they always v a way of getting a guy pissed, so wa i do most times is walk out instead of staying and getting angry

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