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Sports › Re: Super Eagles Squad Arrive Cameroon, Check Into Hilton Hotel. Photos by schumastic(m): 6:32am On Sep 04, 2017
majamajic:
I hope they will fly on Monday just like on Friday . smiley

If they can win in yaounde and get a draw from Zambia or Algeria , we are there.

I always prefer foreign coaches for super eagles to local coaches.
If we win, we r through already
Nairaland General › Re: 4 Ways Ooni Ogunwusi Makes History As Wuraola Confirms Marriage Collapse by schumastic(m): 1:15pm On Sep 03, 2017
Evaberry:
...

This man is gay

No two ways about it

he's the first gay king in Nigeria.


he barely slept with wuraola or whatever her name is


I smell a rat here
How did you know or did you confirm it yourself?

Signed.

Vice Chairman, Bachelors Club Lagos.
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Goes Back To The 80's With New Look by schumastic(m): 9:14am On Sep 03, 2017
WCAD
Romance › Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by schumastic(m): 7:35am On Sep 01, 2017
Ebayray:
Thank you.

I'm stingy with dimples tongue
Hahaha u try, miss stingy
Romance › Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by schumastic(m): 10:17pm On Aug 31, 2017
Ebayray:
The one on low-cut
I thought as much, nice dimples, lend me some.
Romance › Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by schumastic(m): 3:08pm On Aug 31, 2017
Ebayray:
Affirmative.
lets say my gift is you telling me which one are you on your dp, which will it b sincerely?
Romance › Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by schumastic(m): 11:29am On Aug 31, 2017
Ebayray:
I'm sorry cheesy
no problem, are you studying law?
Romance › Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by schumastic(m): 10:19pm On Aug 30, 2017
Ebayray:
All I have is cheeseballs cheesy
That's not fair
Romance › Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by schumastic(m): 9:45pm On Aug 30, 2017
Ebayray:
wink
So where is my gift
Romance › Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by schumastic(m): 2:23pm On Aug 30, 2017
Ebayray:
What is my middle name cheesy
Ebere grin
Romance › Re: Funny Memes To Start Ur Week With... by schumastic(m): 10:32am On Aug 30, 2017
funny
Romance › Re: 4 Reasons Why I'm Scared Of Visiting Lagos by schumastic(m): 9:46pm On Aug 25, 2017
redbeans:
oya give me a bungalow in lekki let me come tongue
Come to lag first then we will get that settled.
Business › Re: UBA Bans The Use Of ATM For Some Transaction Such As Betting And Many Others by schumastic(m): 7:55am On Aug 25, 2017
folakemigeh:
What's their problem is it their money?. Why would you restrict me in things i want to use my money for?

That Jewelry part really got me and just spoilt my day.... Now Guys would be giving excuses not to buy jewelries for us cry cry cry cry


Lmao I was thinking you will say you can't get the jewelries yourself, but here you are pushing it to we guys.damm

Signed.

Vice Chairman, Bachelors Club Lagos.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Much Salary Is Enough Salary In This Economy by schumastic(m): 7:38am On Aug 25, 2017
It all depends on what your monthly expenditures are, although the economy market isn't what it use to be years back, but with better planning and savings, your salary should be able to cover a lot...

Signed.

Vice Chairman, Bachelors Club Lagos.
TV/Movies › Re: The Lord Of The Rings Characters, Their Look After 17years(Photos) by schumastic(m): 4:02pm On Aug 23, 2017
Orladon Bloom, my guy all the time
Romance › Re: 4 Reasons Why I'm Scared Of Visiting Lagos by schumastic(m): 3:07pm On Aug 23, 2017
Evaberry:
Lagos is stressful but the stress is worth it.

the opportunities in lag can't be over emphasized.

he won't understand cus he already have a biased mind about Lag already, his loss anyway what's my own.

Signed.

Vice Chairman, Bachelors Club Lagos.
Romance › Re: I Hate Myself, I Don't Know If God Will Ever Forgive Me by schumastic(m): 3:04pm On Aug 23, 2017
Fabulocity:
Look at this thing
hope you are good and is that your own way of saying hi after a long time grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Arsenal Fan Wears Arsenal Jersey Gown (Photo) by schumastic(m): 2:04pm On Aug 23, 2017
Bibidear:
please what's d meaning of KTBFFH
KEEP THE BLUE FLAG FLYING HIGH wink
Romance › Re: I Need Advice Please Guys by schumastic(m): 2:03pm On Aug 23, 2017
Manita00:
My boyfriend deletes and block any guy on my WhatsApp and my contact and said I shouldn't make friends and I shouldn't be going out to meet friends "should I agree to it or make my own decision '?!please no insult tnx
How Old are you? bcus i don't understand the rules and regulations your bf gave to you.


Signed

Vice Chairman, Bachelors Club Lagos
Romance › Re: $100m Not To Have Sex Ever Again In Your Life, Would You ACCEPT? by schumastic(m): 1:50pm On Aug 23, 2017
WHERE CAN WE APPLY CUS THIS RECESSION IS NOT SMILING AT ALL grin

SIGNED.

Vice Chairman, Bachelors Club Lagos
Romance › Re: I Hate Myself, I Don't Know If God Will Ever Forgive Me by schumastic(m): 1:38pm On Aug 23, 2017
JUST NEGODU angry SOMEONE WILL OPEN HIS OR HER MOUTH AND TELL ME NOT TO DO A DNA TEST FOR ALL MY KIDS.

I PITY THE HUBBY, MEANWHILE, WE THE SINGLE GUYS ARE LEARNING A LOT FROM YALL THAT ARE MARRIED.

SIGNED

Vice Chairman, Bachelors Club Lagos
Jokes Etc › Re: Arsenal Fan Wears Arsenal Jersey Gown (Photo) by schumastic(m): 1:27pm On Aug 23, 2017
what do you expect when the owners and coach are stingy, this will last him for a life time after all. useless club.


Blues for life, #KTBFFH

Signed.

Vice Chairman, Bachelors Club Lagos.
Sports › Re: Paris Saint Germain Player Salaries 2017/2018 (Highest Wage Bill In the World) by schumastic(m): 1:02pm On Aug 23, 2017
JESU EVEN BLOOD MONEY CAN'T PAY LIKE THIS, NOW I DON'T BLAME ALVES FOR SNUBBING MAN CITY.

HE EARNS THREE TIMES WHAT HE GOT DURING HIS STAY AT JUVE.


SIGNED.


Vice Chairman, Bachelors Club Lagos.
Romance › Re: What Do I Do Am Deeply In Love With Him by schumastic(m): 11:11pm On Aug 22, 2017
Hmm, all this ladies that want to tie a brother down by all means.

Nne Biko take it easy, we would look into it on your behalf, just give me his details let me check the register if truly you are the one after his heart wink.

Signed

Vice Chairman, Bachelors Club Lagos
Romance › Re: Okay Guys Be Sincere Now...why Are You Still Single? by schumastic(m): 3:51pm On Aug 22, 2017
Nma27:
Well, u have to overcome that fear. Gammaphobia is too strong a word. You'll get over it.
lets say i tried that before but still got deceived, so is better for me not to put much commitment and just go with the flow wink
Romance › Re: Okay Guys Be Sincere Now...why Are You Still Single? by schumastic(m): 3:45pm On Aug 22, 2017
Nma27:
Too much Hollywood. And what exactly triggered this phobia?
Reality of life
Romance › Re: Okay Guys Be Sincere Now...why Are You Still Single? by schumastic(m): 3:40pm On Aug 22, 2017
Nma27:
Supu! Explain gamaphobia for those without google biko
lol so you are back, it means one who is scared of getting married, being in a relationship or commitment grin.
Romance › Re: Can You Have A Three-some SEX With This Girl And Your Girlfriend? by schumastic(m): 3:34pm On Aug 22, 2017
My future bae will leave me after the show, because i will pay good attention to every part of her body like the Nigeria budget grin


Signed.

Vice Chairman, Bachelors Club Lagos
Romance › Re: The New Hustle. (How A Lady Tried To Lure Me Into Having Sex With Her.) by schumastic(m): 3:25pm On Aug 22, 2017
slayking:
This happened just last week when I went to the ATM to recharge my line. Then I noticed a marketer who sells so kind of medication stare and smile at me. She got my attention with the smile and approached me with a complement saying I looked like the king of her home town.


To be honest, I was flattered, not knowing what I was about to get into. grin
By then I was already curious to know if she really meant it so I asked where she was from and her town happened not to have a first class Oba so I jokingly told her I look more like the Ooni of Ife.

By now, she was already drawing close to me and she whipped out a small packet of drugs that's suppose to act as a cleanser and aphrodisiac. cheesy
I told her I don't take medication with a doctor's prescription but she insisted that she wouldn't even mind given me for free.

Who no like Osho free..grin
Then I was willing to give it a try but alas she requested that I give her 1k.

Then I opened told her I didn't withdraw any money. I only came to do a transfer and recharge my line. I even showed her the alerts I received.

This girl then twisted it again and asked if she could vcome hang out with me at home. I said why not? I haven't been staying in my apartment lately due to boredom and loneliness so I could use some company and she could probably help with cleaning and other stuff.

So I took her number. cheesy
By now, she was already grabbing my hands.

To cut the long story short, I managed to escape from this daughter of Eve without parting with my money.

I haven't called her number either but to be honest, a quick stare at her round ads is a little bit tempting.



Has anyone experienced this new kind of hustle?
The hustle is real bro but i like the part you talked about being tempted by the back side, who knows she might be the one wink

Signed.

Vice Chairman, Bachelors Club Lagos
Romance › Re: What A Slay Queen Posted On Facebook, No 3 So True, Lol (pic) by schumastic(m):
She nailed it with that no 3. if you doubt me, then watch how the supporters will finish her once they arrive

Signed.

Vice Chairman, Bachelors Club Lagos
Romance › Re: Okay Guys Be Sincere Now...why Are You Still Single? by schumastic(m):
Am gamaphobia.

Signed.

Vice Chairman, Bachelors Club Lagos
Romance › Re: After A Year My Ex Came back Claiming She Had A Child For Me by schumastic(m):
mikeweezy:
I was in a very good relationship with my ex in school we spend most of our time together ,though she was a year ahead of me things were going fine with us until she accidentally met her ex(first luv) during an excursion trips to abuja ....to cut the story short we got issues and she personally end up the relationship after her final exam no calls no message, no information about her where about cause she even block me on her social media ...now she show up in my family house with a 14months old kid claiming am the father is this not madness the funny side of it all my mum and dad are already celebrating her and the kid in my absent what should I do?
E don happen

Please go for a DNA test and what do you mean by your parents celebrating the kid in your absent?

Obviously you are not ready for any marital vows, So please feel free to post your complain at any of our nearest branch close to you and be rest assured you will be attended to.

Signed.

Vice Chairman, Bachelors Club Lagos

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