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HornyTiwa:
Lol
thats not even all

really can you imagine lol...so describe your kind man then

Yuneehk:
Close your mouth jur. What is she supposed to do then? Tell me

what else if not ''prayer'', remember it is the key..by the way if it were to be the other way round, you ladies will scream forgive forgive, so she should do same

HornyTiwa:

you look cute

thanks dearie and so do you. back to the topic, this your criteria are much o haba, if you see such kind of man won't you be having sleepless night.

BlueEyeBalls:
Just at the chemist shop few minutes ago to get some drugs this morning, and I saw a grown dude already on the queue being attended to, but I noticed he had earrings on, I was lik wtf... Am taking u to Nairaland this doesn't look cool to me.. But anyways, it's for the ladies, personally, I don't fancy this shii...


Now over to u guys and ladies... Wats ur take on guys with earrings on

see them busy body, s it your ear? tatafo, holy moses

juhan:
and in your mind you're feeling so high like a boss.




She seeing you flourish without her is enough. Now you getting married to the woman of your dreams and watching her enjoy all the things she should have been enjoying is more than enough.






Dont repay evil with evil my brother.

what do you mean by woman of his dreams,, same lady that left him for a year after saying he is broke.obviously she met a rich guy within that period and came back after a year to come and reap where she didn't sow..bro please proceed with your plan we they gym for you

Yuneehk:
If he's cheating on you, cheat on him too! 1-1

that's very bad haba

esosa993:
ibadan is great

served at space fm n stayed at bashorun..didn't enjoy my stay though

makydebbie:
lol...yh

beautiful lol

HornyTiwa:
Handsome,Tall,well built,rich,nice characters, Big Dick and expertise to satisfy my sexually

cwontinu your name says it all

esosa993:
don't mind the boy jor,he claims he's in 30's but just acting like a small boy.


that he insults women is not my problem, but go through is threads the boy is living a fake life

yeah i know, once cleared him about it..so how is ibd? did my service there.

esosa993:
oloshi, you should better go and Bleep your momma





oloriburuku omo, ashiere



I think u should run along and report me ..... ode




u know you should start using your brain once in a while. you live a fake life online and claim what you are not, pls how do you expect me not to think your head hit the ground when the slut you call a mother was pushing u out from her slack vayjayjay.


you come here and call gals slut, pls use your brain and think of a better insult

adokomi oshi, gay

hahahha he really touched the naked wire n to think he made the wrong choice by touching that of an ib girl,,.a state i won't forget.

halfricanadian:
Close ur eyes

Imagine someone walking to u

Imagine d person coming closer to u

Imagine d persons scent getting so deep in u

Den open ur eyes dey vanish

Close ur eyes again imagine the person is bck nd leaning closer to u

Imagine ur the person's arm wrapped around u

Den show d person so mch love NO

The person with warm arms hold u tight dearly give u some nice body massage kisses den tell u jokes

The person makes u feel so warm nd cozy

Open ur eyes

Dat cud b us bt u far away why na

na wa o, imagine imagine imagine, Haba were yoy the reason style plus sang the track imagine that

Israel5:
she's a virgin. I know that ok?

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT WHEN SHE HAVE NOT GIVEN YOU A HUG IS NOW THE PROMISE LAND THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT THAT YOU KNOW...AS A FELLOW GUY AM ONLY TELLING YOU THIS BEFORE THE TRUTH WILL B REVEALED..TO PROVE ME WRONG, ONE OF THIS DAYS TRY MAKING A MOVE N SEE HER REACTION

is funny how some guys will be crushing on someone that will end up not being the person behind their dp

coolh3ad:
Bros I saw this -"We've agreed on No sex but a lil show of affection is not bad" and I am wondering why you would agree to that kind of "AGREEMENT"....Never you accept to date a "Nigerian" Babe (In short any babe) without sex....The outcome of that agreement always leaves the guy heartbroken...I am telling you bros...To even make matters worse, she is complaining that you ain't ROMANTIC...Ehhhhhh bros, if you know you truly love this babe and you don't wanna lose her and you don't wanna get heartbroken, Quickly "disagree" that "agreement" oooo....They say a word is enough for the wise.......

gbam, same thing i told him n the worst part she will be having it with another guy..if he knows was good for him, he better disagree that agreement...girls are wicked o n the funny part is that he can find out except he tries to get in cus p88sy no get meter, e no dey read.

Israel5:
I love my girlfriend so much that i could do almost anything for her. Our relationship is a unique one. We've known eachother since childhood and i didn't ask her out before our ship left the coast and she didn't ask me out either but i'm having some challenges with her. We're both introverts but i've almost become an ex due to my exposure so i need your opinion. I'm frustrated in these areas..
1. She introduced me as a son of my father. We've been family friends since childhood so her dad knws mine. We lost touch and when we came back as adults, we .. U knw na. Eh en. So i visited her at her father's house and she introduced me as my father's son. Not even her friend fa. And it has become a norm for her. I don't do same.
2. She's never hugged me. My gf has never hugged(real hug). She gives me the side when i make a move. She's not DLBC member o. We're both thesame denom. She's not even spiritual like me sef.
3. She's never kissed me. My gf has never pecked me not to talk of kiss. She never gives me the chance. We've agreed on No sex but a lil show of affection is not bad.
4. She's very shy. Sometimes i think it's the reason for 2 and 3. I can't even hold her hands in the day only at night and her palms get all sweaty in the cold night.
5. She never gets angry at me. No matter what i do(i don't cheat), she never gets angry at me. I've seen her angry but it wasn't at me. It makes me scared cos that personality is dangerous.
6. She never visits me alone. She visits me with her gigantic brother and when they come, the brother and i talk football forgetting her presence..lol. And she complains abt that.
6. She complains i'm not romantic. This is the worst part. It makes me go haywire because she frustrates my every effort.
7. She does not take my words seriously. She insists i tell her words like, 'you're beautiful, i love your butt, waist, dress, i love you' et al but when i do she goes like, 'o pls, stop joking jawe'. It leaves me empty.
8. I can't tell her all these. This is the killer part. My complains break her bones and leaves her heart broken like i dumped her and i end up cuddling her with sorries and i love youss.
P.s: candid opinions only pls. Shove up criticisms and insults up your fingers. Thanks.
Lalastica

sorry to say but she is having the sex somewhere else, i know you will doubt me but real guy will understand what am saying.

to think i got a pop corn and a big juice just to see the interesting part of the story ..

DiscreetMansion:
Heyyyy. Ur mind is naughty oh

so what happened and how did it go down? sincerely

Nixiepie:
Don jazzy really looking good,...money is good

is money bad before

DiscreetMansion:
Hmmm. Was pretty tired today, so I decided to take the day off. Just about 2 hourshours ago, with NEPA/PHCN misbehaving,.I didn't want to turn on my gen, moreso I don't have much fuel. So I went into my neighbour's flat. (a self contain) to relax and watch a movie, since his gen is on. Once in a while I sleep over at his place, even though mine is a 1 bedroom flat. We"ve actually had casual unplanned se.x twice, but no strings attachedl.
But now one of his babes just came in, and I guess they are both horn.y, as we have been watching the sex-filled Black Sails series,.season 2.
Guess what? He has been giving me sign language to leave so that he can bleep the babe oh. But I'm not going nowhere , forming like I am engrossed in the movie.
Haba, no light in my house with this heat, plus I just plugged my phone to charge , it's less than 50% and why will he chase me out just because of this babe.
Friends , this guy is really horn.y ohhh. Lol.
Should I stay back with them or just leave ?

this one you went mute, is like you joined the party

is it jut me or is the lady holding a stick lacking an Olympus talk more of it falling or not

misspicy:
Post your pix or I will

hahahaaha after you my queen , more over you have seen mine so you should be able to describe in one word.

Lizzyfroshey:
Keep dreaming Mr .... Abeg don't wake up yet

am serious

Berlyn:
where do you resides

lagos and you

Lizzyfroshey:
I'm new here... Anybody wanna show me around?

this room looks familiar

Berlyn:
going well dear nd yours?

same as well just the rain that messed it up

Stupedinluv:
LOL

how is your day going

Berlyn:
lol

that's more like it and how is your day going

Stupedinluv:
O'well hope it goes well for her

obviously i will, with the high rate of ass lickers on nairaland, can bet one 1kobo subsidy removal that it has already lol.

SMH career over love and happiness...am sure if a guy took this same decision the ladies on nairaland will crucify him for wasting her years but is all good..do what makes you happy and i wish you all the best in your decision but don't regret it if things doesn't work out fine cus is your choice and your cross.

Adasun:
yeah it's da female bt male bear it too

yeah am glad you see the area am coming from..

Stupedinluv:
Sorry to say, but she is not tactful at all. Granted we all crave for attention, dont always be too ready to throw yourself out there.

lol, well i feel she love the attention and pms she gets...by the way she wants to take part in the next miss NL so maybe this is her own campaign tactics