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Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Arrives Israel. Deputy Major Of Jerusalem Said This About Him (pics) by ScienceWatch: 5:03pm On May 13, 2017
Ebuka007:
May God Almighty bless do day emmanuel.tv....my life has never been d same...
Thank you jesus
WHAT A BLESSING !

I have learned more about the deepest TRUTHS OF GOD from EMMANUEL TV than all the churches I have been to.

I have learned more about the REALITY of the GOSPELS and the BOOK OF ACTS from EMMANUEL TV than any church I have been to.

PRAISE GOD for empowering the life of the holy Prophet TB JOSHUA.
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Arrives Israel. Deputy Major Of Jerusalem Said This About Him (pics) by ScienceWatch: 4:41pm On May 13, 2017
Nobody
prophet ko...miracle water N5000 dey there, go get yours abeg
THE STUPID LIES ABOUT THE ANOINTING/ MIRACLE WATER CONTINUES WITHOUT END !

ANYONE CAN PHONE THE HOLY SCOAN CHURCH to ask them if they are selling this.

ANOINTING/ MIRACLE WATER is not for sale.

Only idiots like Nobody pays for it, so that He can brag about it.
Christianity EtcRe: "I Am Relocating To Israel" - Prophet TB Joshua by ScienceWatch: 4:24pm On May 13, 2017
Sydney17:
It's a shame! Majority of those criticizing this perfect gentle man don't even know him! They rely on newspaper stories written by a reporter using his or her own personal view to change mind set of the gullible ones! They rely on beer parlour gossips! They rely on what their pastors told them despite the fact that it's obvious other pastors are jealous of this man! Here's a man that doesn't own a private jet or any crazy bill paying university, here's a man that doesn't have a house of his own aside sleeping in the church or the prayer mountain, here's a man that doesn't drive any flamboyant car or SUV like his peers! The only sin he's committing from our own perspective is because he's healing the sick, the only sin he's committing is because he's helping the needy, the widows! The elderly! The disabled and of course he's casting out demons in the name of our Christ Jesus! If this man worship idols and do all these goods and our special Men of God with big grammers worship God, then something is wrong somewhere! Don't just join the bad wagon to crucify and condem someone u don't know! As a xtian u have the right to pray to God to show u who someone rather than ranting just because of what u heard or read! May The Lord help nigeria if we miss this man!
WOW ! How refreshing to read the statements of an honest independant thinker.

Stay strong Sydney17 !
Christianity EtcRe: "I Am Relocating To Israel" - Prophet TB Joshua by ScienceWatch: 4:13pm On May 13, 2017
olowo1234567:
is just TB that is going GOD is not going anywhere is always by our side.
you have learned nothing from the terrible experiences of the JEWS after they rejected the WORKS/ MIRACLES of JESUS.

JESUS himself said that "The MIRACLES are a greater testimony that He is of the FATHER than John's incredible verbal TESTIMONIES."

Do you see, JESUS was saying, TALK IS CHEAP.
Christianity EtcRe: "I Am Relocating To Israel" - Prophet TB Joshua by ScienceWatch: 3:59pm On May 13, 2017
Lifestone:
TBJ should be very careful not to go to jail in Israel. A lot of things he gets away with in Nigeria would have put him permanently in prison in Israel, the building collapse where hundreds died is an example. They don't joke with taxes also and some of his deliverance practices may be frowned at in such a civilised world.
The powerful and effective Demonic Deliverances is exactly what reminded the JEWS of what the MIGHTY JESUS did among them.

For me. Deliverance is a greater miracle than instant healing for obvious reasons.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria May Lose N8bn Yearly If TB Joshua Relocates To Israel – Fasehun by ScienceWatch: 3:48pm On May 13, 2017
orisa37:
Very good. It's like Pyramid of Babel. God's Pleasures shall be served by all humankind.
exactly Orisa37 ! GOD'S PLEASURES WILL BE SERVED BY ALL MANKIND !

I like the powerful way you said it.

But beware of the SATANIC Pharisees among the NATION.

AFRICA IS NOW AS STUPID as the JEWS was 2700 years ago.

In the near future, AFRICA will cry out to GOD !
But GOD won't hear their crying.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria May Lose N8bn Yearly If TB Joshua Relocates To Israel – Fasehun by ScienceWatch: 3:29pm On May 13, 2017
Topgainer:
Who did this thing to you? Your holy prophet TB JOSHUA is not in the same league with Jesus and can never be the risen Jesus.
Intelligent people reading your reply will say is Topgainer stupid ? Can't he read ?

You are failing to deceive !

You make yourself look stupid or you are actually revealing your own ENVY and Jealousy toward the man GOD is choosing for the awesome historic task of healing the relationship between the JEWS and GOD.

JESUS himself said, "No one comes to the FATHER, except through me."

Now that the JEWISH LEADERS are making history by welcoming the HOLY SCOAN CHURCH
to usher in a new era where after 2700 YEARS The holy GOSPELS will take it's rightful place in their NATION.

The world is not listening to idiots no more !

Just like the JEWS, the World has no more petty excuses. The TRUTH flowing like a raging river out of the holy SCOAN and into JEWISH NATION and the rest of this terrible world is meant for sincere TRUTH SEEKERS/ LOVERS OF GOD.

WHO should the JEWS have chosen ?
Christianity EtcRe: If TB Joshua Is Fake - Why is he better than Most Preachers by ScienceWatch: 3:01pm On May 13, 2017
lepasharon:
Pastors perpetrate lies and try to sell people fantasies to milk them of their money.

The pentecostal brand of Christianity is just the worst.
That is why the whole world can freely examine the MIGHTY WORK OF GOD on Emmanuel TV.

THE MOUNTAIN OF PERSONAL TESTIMONIES SPEAK FOR ITSELF !

Finally, no one can be deceived by FALSE STATEMENTS that are Satanicaly inspire to destroy people's inate need to serve the true GOD, the creator GOD, not the big bang or weak Evolution.

THE JEWISH NATION, THEIR LEADERSHIP HAVE SUCCESSFULLY STUDIED the holy SCOAN CHURCH on Emmanuel TV. Now they repent before the world by making a sweeping practical move.

The HOLY SCOAN CHURCH will reveal the true nature of His love as demonstrated by the WORKS OF THE MIGHTY JESUS.
Christianity EtcRe: If TB Joshua Is Fake - Why is he better than Most Preachers by ScienceWatch: 2:35pm On May 13, 2017
Kay17:
TB Joshua has no coherent message. If one wants to learn about God and his mysterious ways, TB can hardly deliver that. He focuses more on prophecies and miracles which to me is like playing magic tricks when the mind is hungry.

The typical Nigerian believes his lack of progress is due to bondage. It's a fundamental belief that can't be shaken off. So TB and his ilk serve as the modern witch doctor to whom you seek solutions to your spiritual problems.
what total crap ! UTTER RUBBISH !

What lack of progress ? Wow you like to display your ignorance and repeat what drug addicts repeat daily.

EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT !

REJOICE PEOPLE WHO LOVE GOD !

Kay17 and others can only OBSERVE FROM THEIR TOILET SEATS THE UNSTOPPABLE POWER OF THE HOLY SCOAN.

2700 YEARS AGO The JEWS were supposed to do exactly what the world is witnessing in the HOLY SCOAN.

THE JEWS ARE WISELY shaming SATANIC ATHEISTS with their public move to welcome THE MIGHTY JESUS into the holy land.

It is also a slap in the face of the powerless CAN & Pentecostal PNF for viciously rejecting the holy SCOAN CHURCH.

EVERY DOG HAS IT'S DAY ! kiss
Christianity EtcRe: If TB Joshua Is Fake - Why is he better than Most Preachers by ScienceWatch: 2:35pm On May 13, 2017
Kay17:
TB Joshua has no coherent message. If one wants to learn about God and his mysterious ways, TB can hardly deliver that. He focuses more on prophecies and miracles which to me is like playing magic tricks when the mind is hungry.

The typical Nigerian believes his lack of progress is due to bondage. It's a fundamental belief that can't be shaken off. So TB and his ilk serve as the modern witch doctor to whom you seek solutions to your spiritual problems.
what total crap ! UTTER RUBBISH !

What lack of progress ? Wow you like to display your ignorance and repeat what drug addicts repeat daily.

EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT !

REJOICE PEOPLE WHO LOVE GOD !

Kay17 and others can only OBSERVE FROM THEIR TOILET SEATS THE UNSTOPPABLE POWER OF THE HOLY SCOAN.

2700 YEARS AGO The JEWS were supposed to do exactly what the world is witnessing in the HOLY SCOAN.

THE JEWS ARE WISELY shaming SATANIC ATHEISTS with their public move to welcome THE MIGHTY JESUS into the holy land.

It is also a slap in the face of the powerless CAN & Pentecostal PNF for viciously rejecting the holy SCOAN CHURCH.

EVERY DOG HAS IT'S DAY !
Christianity EtcRe: If TB Joshua Is Fake - Why is he better than Most Preachers by ScienceWatch: 2:13pm On May 13, 2017
GoodMuyis:
A Pastor That can give you million still sell his anointing body spray for a fee, what is the logic behind that.
I have a step mom (so called) attend the SCOAN yet still came back with the problem
We refuse to sympathize with your lying step mom.

Don't you have a similar problem ? You went to school whole year and failed to come back with a pass. You failed, but now I hear you are blaming the school principle.

Your LIES are only working on your sick self.

ANYONE CAN PHONE THE HOLY SCOAN TO ASK IF THEY SELL THE ANOINTING WATER.

Why have you not done it? Oh I forgot. You failed in school. Get facts, shitbag.
Christianity EtcRe: If TB Joshua Is Fake - Why is he better than Most Preachers by ScienceWatch: 2:01pm On May 13, 2017
HIbreed:
A core example of plethoras of the false prophets warned by Jesus in the bible,they use hypnosis though.Gullible church attendants,chai
How dare you even comment on the life of a truly ANOINTED man when you don't even know anything about Hypnosis.

Hypnotists will tell you that they would not mind studying for an extra 15years to do what the holy Prophet TB JOSHUA is doing so effectively in the lives of suffering people.

The only win for you is that you have succeeded with the dreaded CAN & Pentecostal PNF in robbing NIGERIA of GOD's great blessing on that nation.
Christianity EtcRe: If TB Joshua Is Fake - Why is he better than Most Preachers by ScienceWatch: 1:44pm On May 13, 2017
Weah96:
I think all pastors are LIARS, just like ALL presidents or heads of state.

T.B Joshua though is in another class of liars. He uses visuals and props to convince people that the lie is true.

I think he was an amateur magician or something.
weah96 is in totally different class of LIARS. He blindly repeats all the LIES that he hears. He can't be trusted to think independently !
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria May Lose N8bn Yearly If TB Joshua Relocates To Israel – Fasehun by ScienceWatch: 1:28pm On May 13, 2017
ScienceWatch:
It is sad that this demented atheist, Nina4u could not prophesy that the holy Prophet TB Joshua will be called to usher in the worlds most historic event.

The holy Prophet TB Joshua is taking back to the Jews what they lost 2700 years ago, when they rejected the mountain of evidence Jesus presented to them concerning the TRUE love of God for his people.

Africa, CAN, Pentecostal PNF and many other like Nina4u have rejected Gods awesome love. Africa has not learned from the terrible mistakes of the Jews. How tragic!

It is said that, “Nigeria stands to lose several positive dividends currently bestowed by SCOAN on not just Ikotun, Lagos, but also on the entire country; we shall be losing a giant intercessor, whose prayers are helping to sustain the peace and sanity of this country.

“We shall be losing Prophet Joshua and SCOAN’s donations, charities and philanthropy worth no less than N8 billion in scholarships, disaster relief, house rent support, sports and sportsmen sponsorship and others,” Fasheun added.
Nina4u is finally happy that Nigerians will suffer the gigantic loss. His wish has come true !
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria May Lose N8bn Yearly If TB Joshua Relocates To Israel – Fasehun by ScienceWatch: 1:22pm On May 13, 2017
One of the disciples should have smacked the daylights out of demented Nina4u because he has no POWER to bring JOY into people's lives.

He is rather good at robbing people of their JOY.

I agree whole heartedly that a disciple must smack and whip him.
Nina4u:
this is what a diciple says.. When I joined the disciples, I was surprised by what I met there; it was a consecration camp, but there is no power, no force as brainwash.

I was gradually brainwashed into living without eating meat, without eating fish. I was gradually introduced into humiliating people.

In fact, imagine such instances as a lady is being accused of committing fornication (which were all lies) and the lady was brought out before all the disciples naked. And pepper was grinded and mixed with water and inseted into her vagina. She almost went mad.

I was made a prophet on June 12, 1999, (on his birthday), from then, the powers infested on me increased. I became a terror to co-disciples, people ran away from me, because I would do whatever he asked me to do.

Any disciple he asked me to slap, I would slap. We were being caned with 'koboko' (horse tail) regularly. All our backs were filled with scars. People were being tortured, to the extent that we could not talk. We were suffering and smiling. Before the congregation, we would be smiling, but at the back, because we could not say anything, we had been brainwashed that TB Joshua is the lord that even if you offend him in this world, you will still meet him in heaven.

Prophecies were information given to him by members, information given to him by disciples. If you have been there before, you would have seen in the morning (as early as 4 or 5am), people would have gathered at the gate. Right at the gate there, we interview people, screen people, they tell us their problems and everything. Those we allow inside, these are things we tell to TB Joshua... Watch the video https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10211608898317218&id=1208673652&refsrc=https%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com%2Fplugins%2Fvideo.php&locale2=en_US&refid=8&_rdr
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria May Lose N8bn Yearly If TB Joshua Relocates To Israel – Fasehun by ScienceWatch: 1:14pm On May 13, 2017
Amberon:
Lmao, are you even kidding? grin grin grin Of all things to talk about its his hairstyle? Excuse you, what's wrong with his hair? Didn't God use Samson who kept very long hair and even had dreadlocks?

TB Joshua has no power to see any vision if his own. It is God who shows whatever to him. There was an incident in the bible where God hid something of importance from one of his prophets.
When you try to reason with a FOOL, it is like reasoning with a DRUNK !

Nina4u is one of the two, or both.
He is free to choose.

My guess is he will choose both !
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria May Lose N8bn Yearly If TB Joshua Relocates To Israel – Fasehun by ScienceWatch:
Topgainer:
according to Sciencewatch.
So a Prophet is relocating to the HOLY LAND, under the powerful leadership of the holy Prophet, this new Jesus (I am sure it is not Jesus the King of Kings) welcomed by the Jews is a shock to the World.
Pray it is not the type in Revelation 13
this is sooo funny.

Lol, ha hic haaaaaa ! Roll on the ground laughter

Why not simply say, revelation 419.

Where is our fake pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye (aka Prince Aroloye of Idanre, Nigeria) for this ?
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria May Lose N8bn Yearly If TB Joshua Relocates To Israel – Fasehun by ScienceWatch:
Topgainer:
according to Sciencewatch.
So a Prophet is relocating to the HOLY LAND, under the powerful leadership of the holy Prophet, this new Jesus (I am sure it is not Jesus the King of Kings) welcomed by the Jews is a shock to the World.
Pray it is not the type in Revelation 13
All SATANIC attempts to destroy the reputation of this truly humble man, TB JOSHUA has failed dismally ! NOW THIS IS THE DAY THE WISE REJOICE !

THERE IS A MOUNTAIN OF PROOF IN THE HOLY SCOAN THAT THERE IS A GOD AND THAT THE MIGHTY JESUS IS ALIVE AND WELL.
BECAUSE OF GOD'S BACKING, THE HOLY SCOAN WILL BE ESTABLISHED AMONG THE JEWS.
EAT YOUR PETTY HEARTS OUT, SATANISTS

@fake pastor Bronchitis

Pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye, your hateful 34 yr long cowardly propaganda against the lone SCOAN CHURCH NIGERIA with the help of thousands of jealous and envious Pentecostal PFN leaders and blind followers have proven to be a disastrous failure for you seeing that you swore under oath to succeed.

Now that God has blessed the SCOAN CHURCH with the transparent live medium of Emmanuel TV to prove the truth to the world, you and your Pentecostal masters are exposed for what you are Envious scumbags !!

Pastor Bronchitis, you have exhausted all the top level smear campaigns and brutal propaganda techniques that served Hitler well, only to look like an idiot in front of the world. A simple transparent global TV channel called Emmanuel TV and the world-wide exposure of SCOAN CHURCH on youtube was your downfall.
I am observing your psychotic behavior pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye and would like to donate to you an Asylum Straight-Jacket out of love
you will need it.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria May Lose N8bn Yearly If TB Joshua Relocates To Israel – Fasehun by ScienceWatch: 12:53pm On May 13, 2017
Nina4u:
truth is the truth u cannot see clearly.. Ur blinded pray for God to open your eyes abegg for u own good
TRUTH IS NOT TRUTH !!!

There is your SATANIC TRUTH !

Then there is GOD'S TRUTH !!!!!!

God's TRUTH is always revealed in all the world's religions with great POWER FOR THE AWESOME PRACTICAL BENEFIT OF HIS PEOPLE.

Nina4u sits on his toilet pot suffocating from the stench as he sends out message that invite foolish people to DECEITFUL SATANISM.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria May Lose N8bn Yearly If TB Joshua Relocates To Israel – Fasehun by ScienceWatch: 12:41pm On May 13, 2017
Nina4u:
truth is the truth u cannot see clearly.. Ur blinded pray for God to open your eyes abegg for u own good
Sorry Shitbag, your PATHETIC scam can never work with me.

I SEE YOUR PATHETIC god, you reveal him to the world with your SATANIC WISHLIST of destruction.

Now you have the audacity to ask me to pray to your god? What can he reveal to me? You have said it all!

Good luck on your SATANIC journey through life.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria May Lose N8bn Yearly If TB Joshua Relocates To Israel – Fasehun by ScienceWatch: 12:24pm On May 13, 2017
Topgainer:
according to Sciencewatch.
So a Prophet is relocating to the HOLY LAND, under the powerful leadership of the holy Prophet, this new Jesus (I am sure it is not Jesus the King of Kings) welcomed by the Jews is a shock to the World.
Pray it is not the type in Revelation 13
REJOICE! REJOICE!

PEOPLE OF GOD, OF ALL RELIGIONS REJOICE!

WATCH THE POWER! WATCH THE JOY!
See scientifically verifiable EVIDENCE of God's POWER flow like a raging river on Emmanuel TV.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria May Lose N8bn Yearly If TB Joshua Relocates To Israel – Fasehun by ScienceWatch:
Nina4u:
truth is the truth u cannot see clearly.. Ur blinded pray for God to open your eyes abegg for u own good
The enlightened people of the world can now see Cleary why ISLAM have to enforce the dreaded FATWA against DEMENTED people Like NINA4U.

THESE SHITBAGS, deliberately and willfully destroy all that is sacred in the lives of BELIEVERS IN ALL RELIGIONS.

Ask yourself this simple question. WHAT DO SHITBAGS LIKE nina4u contribute to the well-being and stability of society?

Their demented hearts are FILLED with hatred and savage bitterness when they see the incredible JOY flowing like a mighty river in the lives of the millions that refuse to accept nina4u SATANIC DOCTRINES.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria May Lose N8bn Yearly If TB Joshua Relocates To Israel – Fasehun by ScienceWatch: 11:43am On May 13, 2017
Nina4u:
TB ain't going nowhere gullible naija peps keep paying his private jet and mantions
The HATE FILLED ranting and BLATANT LIES reveal his desperate last ditch attempt to score a goal against the MIGHTY WORK OF GOD.

Can this SHITBAG called nina4u win against the MIGHT OF GOD?
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria May Lose N8bn Yearly If TB Joshua Relocates To Israel – Fasehun by ScienceWatch:
It is no surprise when you carefully consider why ISLAM had to use the dreaded FATWA to punish DELUSIONAL but criminal people such as Nina4u.

Nina4u and other SHITBAGS like him can't sleep until they have cruelly and CRIMINALY insulted and destroyed the dignity of millions of God's humble people.

Now that the holy Prophet TB JOSHUA has been chosen to lead the JEWS back to the LIVING CHRIST, the World of LIGHT is rejoicing.

REJOICE PEOPLE OF GOD !

REGARDLESS OF YOUR RELIGION, REJOICE !

Never allow SHITBAGS Nina4u to Rob you of the indescribable JOY that can only be gotten when God moves and heals and delivers SATAN'S DEMONS from his people.

All others must go to HELL, they have free choice. Wishing them all the best on their agonizing journey.
Nina4u:
True prophets' predictions come true 100 percent of the time. (Deuteronomy 18:21-22) This is the Bible's simplest, most famous test for a prophet. Making false prophecies carried the death penalty in Israel (Deuteronomy 18:20). Examples of TB Joshua's false prophecies include this about the 200-plus school girls kidnapped by Boko Haram in April, 2014: "Unless I am not called by God. I place my career and calling on the line. That these 200 plus school children kidnapped, they have to be released immediately, unharmed and unhurt." Over a year later they remain captive, with some possibly converted to Islam and carrying out terrorist murders. Therefore TB Joshua is condemned by his own words (Luke 19:22) as a false prophet. He also falsely predicted the 2014 Ebola crisis was over as it actually got much worse; and that the missing Malaysia Airline jet would be found in 2014 — it's still missing.... True prophets do not make all kinds of promises for our happiness and prosperity. His website states: "Throughout the Scriptures, we see clear proof that God can use any medium to express Himself...One of the mediums He is using in The SCOAN is the Morning Water...By using the Morning Water, you are symbolically setting yourself apart for Jesus Christ's special attention as you pray in faith. I mean, you are positioned for mercy, favour, healing, deliverance, blessing, prosperity and fruitfulness." All of that is a fortune-teller's lie — there is nothing in Scripture about any "medium" that God uses to deliver such blessings. It is a conman's trick to get rich from donations, as some phony televangelists do.

True prophets make predictions to focus attention on the kingdom of God, not trivial events. Many of TB Joshua's predictions concern elections, celebrity troubles and deaths, and even sporting events like soccer games and boxing matches. He acts like an astrologer or fortune teller, similar to the demon-possessed slave girl in Acts 16:16-18, whose owners used her "gift" to make lots of money foretelling the future until Paul exorcised her. I do not know if SCOAN members bet money on these events, but it would be surprising if no one from his vast audience did.

True prophets speak for the Lord with his words. In his list of 98 prophecies for 2015, nearly all of Joshua's prophecies state "I foresee" or "I see" or "I am repeating" but almost never "the Lord says..." He claims his prophecies are from God, but his messages are clearly all from TB Joshua using the language of a fortune teller, not a prophet of God.

TB Joshua fails every one of the above tests of a true prophet. True prophets do not lie, misquote Scripture, promote false doctrines, glorify themselves, make trivial predictions, harm others with lies, make false accusations, run away from legal responsibilities, or exhibit other shameful behavior...
I notice with respect that smart ATHEISTS are avoiding Nina4u!

I humbly assume that in their quest for the HIGHEST TRUTH, they find Nina4u an irritant and embarrassment.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria May Lose N8bn Yearly If TB Joshua Relocates To Israel – Fasehun by ScienceWatch: 10:54am On May 13, 2017
Nina4u:
TB ain't going nowhere gullible naija peps keep paying his private jet and mantions
The HATE FILLED ranting and BLATANT LIES reveal his desperate last ditch attempt to score a goal against the MIGHTY WORK OF GOD.

Can this SHITBAG called nina4u win against the MIGHT OF GOD?
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria May Lose N8bn Yearly If TB Joshua Relocates To Israel – Fasehun by ScienceWatch: 10:45am On May 13, 2017
Nina4u:
True prophets' predictions come true 100 percent of the time. (Deuteronomy 18:21-22) This is the Bible's simplest, most famous test for a prophet. Making false prophecies carried the death penalty in Israel (Deuteronomy 18:20). Examples of TB Joshua's false prophecies include this about the 200-plus school girls kidnapped by Boko Haram in April, 2014: "Unless I am not called by God. I place my career and calling on the line. That these 200 plus school children kidnapped, they have to be released immediately, unharmed and unhurt." Over a year later they remain captive, with some possibly converted to Islam and carrying out terrorist murders. Therefore TB Joshua is condemned by his own words (Luke 19:22) as a false prophet. He also falsely predicted the 2014 Ebola crisis was over as it actually got much worse; and that the missing Malaysia Airline jet would be found in 2014 — it's still missing.... True prophets do not make all kinds of promises for our happiness and prosperity. His website states: "Throughout the Scriptures, we see clear proof that God can use any medium to express Himself...One of the mediums He is using in The SCOAN is the Morning Water...By using the Morning Water, you are symbolically setting yourself apart for Jesus Christ's special attention as you pray in faith. I mean, you are positioned for mercy, favour, healing, deliverance, blessing, prosperity and fruitfulness." All of that is a fortune-teller's lie — there is nothing in Scripture about any "medium" that God uses to deliver such blessings. It is a conman's trick to get rich from donations, as some phony televangelists do.

True prophets make predictions to focus attention on the kingdom of God, not trivial events. Many of TB Joshua's predictions concern elections, celebrity troubles and deaths, and even sporting events like soccer games and boxing matches. He acts like an astrologer or fortune teller, similar to the demon-possessed slave girl in Acts 16:16-18, whose owners used her "gift" to make lots of money foretelling the future until Paul exorcised her. I do not know if SCOAN members bet money on these events, but it would be surprising if no one from his vast audience did.

True prophets speak for the Lord with his words. In his list of 98 prophecies for 2015, nearly all of Joshua's prophecies state "I foresee" or "I see" or "I am repeating" but almost never "the Lord says..." He claims his prophecies are from God, but his messages are clearly all from TB Joshua using the language of a fortune teller, not a prophet of God.

TB Joshua fails every one of the above tests of a true prophet. True prophets do not lie, misquote Scripture, promote false doctrines, glorify themselves, make trivial predictions, harm others with lies, make false accusations, run away from legal responsibilities, or exhibit other shameful behavior...
WARNING! WARNING!

When ever God moves to free people from the shackles of SATAN, tormented SHITbags will be redeployed to spread LIES, LIES, LIES and more LIES.

THESE SHITBAGS HAVE MINDS DULLED by pornography and other FICTIONAL desires. It has become impossible for them to respect TRUTH.

THESE SHITBAGS ARE EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL and are attacking shadows of their own making. They are ready for a life of FICTION.

Nina4u, go to the game section. There you will have a life of success. Why do you chose FAILURE, nina4u? HAVE your family abandoned you?
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria May Lose N8bn Yearly If TB Joshua Relocates To Israel – Fasehun by ScienceWatch: 10:23am On May 13, 2017
Topgainer:
according to Sciencewatch.
So a Prophet is relocating to the HOLY LAND, under the powerful leadership of the holy Prophet, this new Jesus (I am sure it is not Jesus the King of Kings) welcomed by the Jews is a shock to the World.
Pray it is not the type in Revelation 13
When a nation repent of their errors, SATANIC WORSHIPPERS emerge from their shitholes to BLOCK THAT BLESSING..

Just like in the time of the MIGHTY JESUS, arrogant, evil people spread LIES, LIES and more LIES to deceive innocent congregations.

Good is conquering evil !

The world of LIGHT is celebrating the grand honour God has bestowed upon the holy Prophet TB JOSHUA as the one chosen to reveal to the JEWS THAT JESUS IS RISEN. WOW!
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do "Born Again" Christians Still Commit Sin? by ScienceWatch: 6:38pm On May 12, 2017
Movingcoil:
You just confused Sabina
You right about Oaroloyes disgusting confusion.

Smart Nairaland readers have seen right through this sly CONMAN.

Oaroloye is a low level SATANIC ATHEIST poorly disguised as a Christian.

He has criminal intent, as he cruelly present a LIFELESS and FRAUDULENT INTERPRETATION OF THE HOLY BIBLE to deceive the masses.

He is suffering from clinical delusions and is obviously schizophrenic.. He also twist holy scriptures to prove that RAPE IS NOT A. SIN and also that it is NOT A SIN TO MURDER certain Christians.

THE DEMENTED OAROLOYE is a self confessed ATHEIST, but most smart ATHEISTS are avoiding his topics.
Christianity EtcRe: Can Souls In Hell Be Forgiven, Saved And Still Go To Heaven? by ScienceWatch: 5:59pm On May 12, 2017
THE JEWISH LEADERS HAVE SHOCKED THE SATANIC WORLD WHEN THEY RECENTLY WELCOMED JESUS CHRIST BACK INTO THE HOLY LAND under the powerful leadership of the holy Prophet TB JOSHUA.

The forces of LIGHT are moving too fast for Oaroloye. He is becoming desperate to block the move of God to ensure that Prophecy will prevail.

Oaroloye is working feverishly to entrap many people for his MASTER SATAN.
oaroloye:
SHALOM!



WHERE DID YAHSHUA TEACH HIS DISCIPLES TO LAUGH AT OTHERS?

. LUKE 6:20-26.

20. And he lifted up his eyes
on his Disciples,
and Said,
"Blessed be ye Poor:
for yours is
The Kingdom of God.
21. "Blessed are ye
that hunger now:
for ye shall be filled.
Blessed are ye that weep now:
for ye shall laugh.
22. "Blessed are ye,
when men shall hate you,
and when they shall
separate you from their company,
and shall reproach you,
and cast out
your name as Evil,
for the Son of Man's sake.
23. "Rejoice ye in that day,
and leap for Joy:
for, behold, your Reward
is Great in Heaven:
for in the like manner
did their fathers
unto The Prophets.
24. "But woe unto you
that are rich!
For ye have received
your Consolation.
25. "Woe unto you that are full!
For ye shall hunger.
Woe unto you that laugh now!
For ye shall mourn and weep.
26. "Woe unto you,
when all men shall
speak well of you!
For so did their fathers
to the False Prophets."

IT WOULD BE A GREAT SHAME ON ME, IF IGNORANT DUNCES, SUCH AS YOURSELF, WERE TO PRAISE ME!



[size=48pt]PROVE IT![/size]

DON'T JUST TALK RUBBISH.

If you have Knowledge SHOW PEOPLE, that they may BENEFIT!

If you know any other valid Teacher, TELL US THEIR NAMES!

Whom have you helped, railingly accusing your Elder and Better?

Where are your websites?

How many Forums and Groups have you been kicked out of?

How many Death-Threats have you received?



People are DYING, because they don't know what I know.

You say "TAKE DOSES OF CHILL PILLS?"

Where would you be today, if the martyrs of the past had just "TAKEN DOSES OF CHILL-PILLS?"

I am not doing this to make MYSELF comfortable- but to make THOSE WORTHY comfortable.

You are UNWORTHY.



That is HIS Knowledge, and YOUR Knowledge.

Paul's Vision and YOUR Vision.

Not MY Knowledge, and not MY Vision.



Hey, I'm only 56 years old- what the Hell could I POSSIBLY know?





ON THE CONTRARY, I AM THE GREATEST AUTHORITY ON "LOVE" PRESENT AT THIS TIME.

The Ancient Greek Language had TWELVE DIFFERENT WORDS the last English Barbarians called "LOVE."

The only one YOUR ILK know, EROS: ROMANTIC LOVE, is the only one not used in the New Testament.

[See my Blog: LOVE: DISAMBIGUATION AND CLARIFICATION.]



HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THAT ALLEGATION?



My Knowledge cannot do you any good, since you are not worthy.

THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH trains its Undercover Operatives to disrupt Christian Gatherings.

If everybody here is okay with you slandering and reviling me, they must all be Vatican Servants.
Christianity EtcRe: Can Souls In Hell Be Forgiven, Saved And Still Go To Heaven? by ScienceWatch:
pr0blem:
oaroloye



You and I know that you have very well misconstrued that passage, now, who is the IGNORANT DUNCE? Your Yahshua taught you not to laugh and not to get rich, but very well taught you to call people names. I see! O ye paragon of knowledge. Such Immaturity!





Sigh! Accolades. You're no different from a worldly man, yours is just for spiritual things. I wouldn't satisfy you by stooping so low. I have nothing to prove with you. Your Yahshua didn't go asking the Pharisees that challenged him such ridiculous questions. You have a lot to learn from your Yahshua, really!

With your responses, revelation(s)/understanding of scriptures are not at all exclusive to you. In fact, one should be most careful of you.




Hahahaa! I very well appreciate your complement. O Worthy ONE! You do not only misunderstand scriptures, you also misunderstand statements made by people to you, I wonder how your folks cope.





Alright then sir. Thank You. I see my post obviously wasn't to and for you. I'm sorry for making wrong assumptions that you had partial knowledge, and you possibly couldn't ever be wrong about a thing.




You don't say!

Of what use is your age to do with me? Your Yahshua was merely 12 when he posed to be a problem to people your age. Of what use was their age to him?




Guy! Shift abeeg.




Pride comes before a fall, knowledge puffs up. You are very well puffed up, and you don't know it. You are 56 doesn't mean the rest of us don't have a brain. 56 doesn't mean brain, doesn't mean sh!t bro. My allegations about you aren't wrong, and they weren't even allegations in the first place, they were merely (Concluded) observations. And dude! Your reply just proved all to be TRUE.




And because you are 56, and a paragon of knowledge, it is now you who dictates who is worthy? LOOOL. Now, I see where your hate is coming from. Your beef is not with me, it's with the Pope and his people.

And please STFU! Nobody is slandering and reviling you. Bring yourself out of the sh!thole self-pity you're trying to put yourself in. Nobody is buying it.

Sigh! Dude, you need help! You're seriously suffering from PARANOIA, almost PTS if you ask me.
Well written Sir! You have speedily identified a hateful CONMAN, on Nairaland.

THIS SHITHOLE, OAROLOYE IS A SATANIC ATHEIST disguised as a Christian.

He will take your statements and viciously twist it into a massive mess. Then he will spam copious OUT OF CONTEXT scriptures in a failed attempt to deceive and confuse his prey.

Oaroloye should admit himself to state MENTAL institution to give society a break.
Christianity EtcRe: Can Souls In Hell Be Forgiven, Saved And Still Go To Heaven? by ScienceWatch: 4:41pm On May 12, 2017
Oaroloye, did you know that there are a few Atheists that are worthy of respect because they are TRUTH seekers?

But you Oaroloye are on the lowest level of ATHEISM because you deliberately twist TRUTH. It has been clear to me from the start that your SATANIC MISSION is to destroy the mighty WORKS experienced only in LIVING CHURCHES.

You have chosen to serve your master SATAN. That is your choice. But why are you so stupid?even Atheists are offended by your crude attempts to mock the mighty JESUS to prove that you will succeed where others have failed.OAROLOYE, YOU HAVE ALREADY FAILED.

YOU HAVE FAILED FROM THE START in your SATANIC MISSION to slyly destroy the mighty JESUS CHRIST.

ANY IDIOT CAN COPY & PASTE thousands of scriptures the way you do.

BUT YOU CLEARLY LACK UNDERSTANDING OF THE HOLY GOSPELS.

IT WOULD BE IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO CONFINE YOURSELF IN A MENTAL ASYLUM OR GO TO HELL WHERE YOUR MASTER SATAN RESIDE. No offence intended!
oaroloye:
SHALOM!



WHERE DID YAHSHUA TEACH HIS DISCIPLES TO LAUGH AT OTHERS?

. LUKE 6:20-26.

20. And he lifted up his eyes
on his Disciples,
and Said,
"Blessed be ye Poor:
for yours is
The Kingdom of God.
21. "Blessed are ye
that hunger now:
for ye shall be filled.
Blessed are ye that weep now:
for ye shall laugh.
22. "Blessed are ye,
when men shall hate you,
and when they shall
separate you from their company,
and shall reproach you,
and cast out
your name as Evil,
for the Son of Man's sake.
23. "Rejoice ye in that day,
and leap for Joy:
for, behold, your Reward
is Great in Heaven:
for in the like manner
did their fathers
unto The Prophets.
24. "But woe unto you
that are rich!
For ye have received
your Consolation.
25. "Woe unto you that are full!
For ye shall hunger.
Woe unto you that laugh now!
For ye shall mourn and weep.
26. "Woe unto you,
when all men shall
speak well of you!
For so did their fathers
to the False Prophets."

IT WOULD BE A GREAT SHAME ON ME, IF IGNORANT DUNCES, SUCH AS YOURSELF, WERE TO PRAISE ME!



[size=48pt]PROVE IT![/size]

DON'T JUST TALK RUBBISH.

If you have Knowledge SHOW PEOPLE, that they may BENEFIT!

If you know any other valid Teacher, TELL US THEIR NAMES!

Whom have you helped, railingly accusing your Elder and Better?

Where are your websites?

How many Forums and Groups have you been kicked out of?

How many Death-Threats have you received?



People are DYING, because they don't know what I know.

You say "TAKE DOSES OF CHILL PILLS?"

Where would you be today, if the martyrs of the past had just "TAKEN DOSES OF CHILL-PILLS?"

I am not doing this to make MYSELF comfortable- but to make THOSE WORTHY comfortable.

You are UNWORTHY.



That is HIS Knowledge, and YOUR Knowledge.

Paul's Vision and YOUR Vision.

Not MY Knowledge, and not MY Vision.



Hey, I'm only 56 years old- what the Hell could I POSSIBLY know?





ON THE CONTRARY, I AM THE GREATEST AUTHORITY ON "LOVE" PRESENT AT THIS TIME.

The Ancient Greek Language had TWELVE DIFFERENT WORDS the last English Barbarians called "LOVE."

The only one YOUR ILK know, EROS: ROMANTIC LOVE, is the only one not used in the New Testament.

[See my Blog: LOVE: DISAMBIGUATION AND CLARIFICATION.]



HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THAT ALLEGATION?



My Knowledge cannot do you any good, since you are not worthy.

THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH trains its Undercover Operatives to disrupt Christian Gatherings.

If everybody here is okay with you slandering and reviling me, they must all be Vatican Servants.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria May Lose N8bn Yearly If TB Joshua Relocates To Israel – Fasehun by ScienceWatch: 2:24pm On May 12, 2017
Funjosh:
You write like Musiwa abi na Ademusiwa of Nairaland lipsrsealed
and you reply like Oaroloye of Niaraland. He is a FAKE Pastor. Now he is publically worshiping SATAN.

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