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TerryMcGinis:
where is your own pic? Bashibazouk

I have no time for criticism. If I did I’ll post mine. Unfortunately, OP posted the picture of his crush for us to criticize. I am not male so have zero reason to admire her.

With her head shaped like a mango. See ridges on both sides of the head. Sha, she’s a local girl and Nairaland boys are local, so I won’t blame any side.

If you play stupid games you’ll win stupid prizes. I’ve seen this trick backfire in a lot of discussion forums, from Reddit to 4chan and Nairaland. This is also the nth time I’ve come across such a thread.

Men are adventurous. This is not news. If I go out during the quarantine I’m at risk of catching the virus. On a normal day the people in the street are 80% male, so...

themosthigh:
This is because most of the victims are those with very low immunity. Males have lower immunity due to rampart drinking, smoking and most of all mastubation. It is a know scientific face that masturbation decrease immunity, leads to bald head and results in weakness of memory and constant feeling of tiredness and lack of co Concentration.

...and yet this one’s father is bald.

Your thread simply means there is an avenue for money-making in every situation. See Nairaland beggars (otherwise known as scammers) have flooded this place en masse, begging for alms more than usual.

Damntruth:
I like how you are mostly straight out with your mentions ..can we be chat more?

No. Sorry. Thanks for the attention, anyway.

Yes. It’s called “getting faster at typing.” Why will someone want to hack a tool which helps them in the long run? What do you want a high score for if you didn’t achieve it through hard work?

Go for a medical check up.

Damntruth:
please enlighten me more about this

What is it you want? You just sent me a PM.

They are needed, so boredom won’t kill men during this isolation period.

The scammers have arrived.

It’s funny how this is originally a dark skinned woman yet I can’t imagine her any other way. What’s funnier is her taste in men is no different from her original skin tone. It’s like the obese man who decided to become athletic to catch equally fat women.

This popular Nairalander left a popular comment on this non-popular thread.

They are concerned more about business. That is what they were formed for originally. The WHO is about health, it is doing what it was made for. When it comes the time to talk about a one-African currency or fluctuating oil prices, the AU and ECOWAS can take centre stage. Abi, is it the WHO which will keep up with the trend of rising oil prices?

gargoylern:
How do these guys not see that these so-called efforts to stem the spread of the virus could actually worsen the situation?
Banks not open, leaving people congregating outside their doors and reducing social distance
Supermarkets and malls allowing only a few people in at a time, causing others to congregate outside sharing air and sweat
No light at home to work, even though we stay at home. You spend more money working at home than going to work.
No food, no water. This is not good.

The truth is, anybody who puts effort not to catch the virus won’t. I’ve stayed indoors most of this period, but if I go out it’s surely with a face mask, medical gloves and keeping a distance of 1.5 - 2 metres. The heat combined with NEPA’s incompetence are the only problems I face. Well, it is no different from regular days, so I have long adjusted.

Officialgarri:
Kindly Proffer a solution, let's reason with you

They never do, they only come with problems but have no idea what to suggest as solutions.

OP, see an example here. I have come across a thread which was exactly your query, but for unknown reasons I can’t find it.

https://www.nairaland.com/2950418/always-getting-wet-when-chating

4eyededoboy:
I've never posted here before.
Also, thank God you're a female. So let me ask you this question:

Would you consider me a creep if while I'm chatting with you for the very first time and and two minutes into the conversation, you suddenly notice a massive bulge poking through my clothing? Would you still take me serious? Or run the other way?

I know you're going to say yes you'd see me as a weird man!! Which is why I actually came to NL's romance section to get solid advice on how to fix this!!! I can't keep leaving like this o.

I can’t help you. Let the older male members give you advice. I have seen this topic time without number in this section. What I will help you with is finding older threads about this and linking them here.

White people on a regular day stay indoors and avoid others. It's no wonder why the quarantine is successful with them. Here, being in other people's business is the way of life, we can not observe the quarantine properly. Most of our homes are not comfortable to begin with.

The payment for staying at home is a mouth watering concept, but our locale is not developed enough to put the same in place.

This topic, every day?

This topic is hackneyed. I’m staying home and enjoying myself, not trying to kill myself with the same work the Coronavirus gave me a break from.

ImadeUReadThis:
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China first blamed it on eating bats.

They said Patient zero who happened to have been working in the BSL4 lab visited the wet market in Wuhan.

Ask yourself why China is now blaming US as the culprit.

This virus was stolen in a Canadian lab by PLA Bio-specialists who were seconded to train on handling dangerous pathogens before the opening of China's BSL4-lab in Wuhan.

A Havard Professor Charles Lieber who so happens to be a very close friend to Mossad agent, Jeffrey Epstein was arrested in the US in January for working with Chinese govt specifically in Wuhan lab.

Israel helped China steal this virus from Canada.

The former minister of Health in France, who happens to be a dual citizen of Israel, was instrumental in setting up bilateral agreements alongside her own husband who is France's head of Vaccine research, to build the BSL4 lab in Wuhan.

So we have high level espionage and treason by Jews in Canada, US and France who helped transfer not only the virus but also help get China to develop their own bio-research facility.

The Minister of Health in France, Agnes Buzyn as early as October, 2019 was proposing mass vaccination for a potential flu pandemic. In Januray 13, when the first case of COVID-19 was reported outside China, she banned the sale of Chloroquine and declared it a poison.

Her husband did all he could to discredit the research work of Prof Didier Raoult who so happens to have found a breakthough in treating coronary infections with Hydrochloroquine.

The international Jewish mafia will then activate their own press to discredit Didier as a quack.

Do you want more...

Tin-foil hat conspiracies. I just wasted a good comment.

After that sham of a second match I don’t want a third. Ruiz is an amazing boxer while Anthony Joshua is an amazing athlete. It’s no wonder how Anthony Joshua ran circles around him while delivering enough blows to win the judges’ decision.

bigt2:
No sauce?

Fake news.

Abeg somebody should advice what step to be taken by her or both of us oo.

Invite her to see your mother.

ImadeUReadThis:
Bio-weapons are real.

They go back as far as the medieval period during the bubonic plague.

Badass Cortez used measles to conquer the Aztecs.

Bio-weapons are more effective than conventional, chemical and nuclear weapons combined.

...yet no country and neither ISIS have claimed to produce the Coronavirus to do their bidding. This unfortunate pandemic is just humans eating infected bats and accidentally spreading the resulting disease. It doesn’t help that the infections started from China, a country known for citizens who travel the world over. Imagine if Ebola started from China, by now we’ll sing a different tune in casualty numbers.