₦airaland Forum

Uniquepre:
Threebear me no hate you. I was only pulling your legs to spill the news, anyways I miss your banter here, sobbing right now, can I give you e-hugs? Munzy14, lively Matilda hmm you are the mvp. Hopefully we get to meet on the street of Twitter. May the best actor win. Multichoice shld draw a better plan next season not making their preferred winner obvious from 2nd wk of an 8wks programme. I rest my case.

Who is their winner and how did they make it obvious? With the way ObiEbi dominated camera time I thought they’ll reach the final. That didn’t happen. I pray there is no next season. This trial was disastrous at best. Multichoice should bring back Big Brother.

luminouz:
You little scoundrel!!

I know you from anywhere?

ButterflyBoy:
what can I do Please?

My second paragraph flew over your head?

Who cares? I've gotten all the information I need from the western media. The man message no go pass 'stay at home, ensure you're hydrated and may God see us through this.', yawn, a snore-fest.

chiemmanuel:
synergy, unselfishness and above all respect to constituted authority

So how will we implement that here? Draw the plans Nigerians will take to achieve this.

At first I thought like you. It was later I realized the numbers are actually possible. This is not Ebola where the virus is homegrown. This is a case where the virus was imported. Almost everyone coming into the country as at the time of sensitization is aware of quarantining themselves for two weeks. As such their chances of spreading the virus to tens of people diminishes to only one or two. Africans also bathe, in some cases as many times as three daily. No virus whatsoever can linger on a skin which faces such cleansing.

chiemmanuel:
how the Chinese achieved theirs

...which is?

Reussite:
But why was the final shifted to 3pm like what's the rush for?

3pm? NEPA won’t allow somebody see the event. I guess the venture was so big a flop the producers decided to quickly dispose of it. With such rush they should have performed the finale yesterday evening instead. Lol.

If people actually watched this thing instead of claiming they do, they’ll notice when Chidi was saying yesterday that Michael had a facilitator outside the house who was to create fake accounts and vote for him. Since it wasn’t the other show and this platform didn’t pick steam like Big Brother the facilitator gave up on the idea and relayed the message to Michael via Chidi. Nigerians and cheating won’t kill me.

When the three best bodies on the show left (Jay, Nkechi and Jenny) there was nothing to see anymore. Chidi complained of boredom being their portion the whole of last week. He thanked the stars the show was finally ending today because he couldn’t face another week of skull-boring inactivity. If the contestants are bored then viewers must suffer the same in extraordinary proportions.

For some reason Sylvia is more than ready to complete the stipulated length of the show. It seems being served hand-to-mouth is a luxury she doesn’t want to part from. The show is not Big Brother-level in terms of stress so I can’t blame her. I will want the same too.

All the males I’m viewing will leave their females immediately after today. Sylvia is the only female who’ll do the dumping out of this lot. Bolar have readied themselves for the reality of Arnold going back to his girlfriend. Hmm, I know very well these couples will go through the motions of a breakup. Two months is pretty long when it comes to dating.

You can make money from any skill. You said you’re into tailoring, are you not making money from it? The more skills you possess the better rounded you are when it comes to employment.

I have a brother who hits the gym frequently and loves doing chores around the house. One day a stranger suggested he joined a ragtag group of labourers who were running a construction project. He entered as a lower paid unskilled worker. A year later my brother has risen in the skill and makes not much but at least comfortable enough wages that he doesn’t ask for financial help from our parents. His fit body raised his employment potential.

chiemmanuel:
read my last paragraph

So how do we achieve that?

...not if said women are athletes.

One painful thing about the internet is people parrot advice which they have no idea if it works. They still do so anyway because they see it posted everywhere. I’ve seen fat people who snore, athletes who snore, skinny people and even babies. I guess some humans are meant to do it naturally.

The only remedy I’ve seen is sleeping on one’s side. The only problem is someone else has to set the snorer into the position. I’ve come across people who use devices they put on before bed, but these are effective only for a limited amount of time. It seems the human body learns to negate the efforts one puts into avoiding snoring.

I haven’t thought of one yet. Give me a few more weeks.

Oh-kay. I didn’t learn anything. Isolation for me is an everyday thing.

Cheap scammers have overtaken an otherwise fun thread. I stayed awake yesterday night for the same reason as the nights which preceded it: free internet so I can catch up on recent TV shows. DStv is trying with their binge channel, but the sound quality is not good, and the picture offering is not high definition.

So, what if ugly ones are preferred?

Everything written is a perfect-world scenario. It looks no different from someone learning about the outside world in classes only to get shocked later that real life deviates in many ways from literature.

I now get it: koko means weed. Hmm.

skyhighweb:
ur name says it all so why bother

My username does not make your childish action any different. Let me move, feeding trolls is not a habit I enjoy.

OP knows nothing about panic buying. In these few weeks people have rushed to buy as many things possible so they can stay indoors comfortably for weeks or months on end. The action has led to an increase in the price of commodities.

Try to come out once in a while and observe things happening in your environment. I long noticed Nairalanders do not venture out of their houses but are quick to type assumptions.

skyhighweb:
...

Only you created an enlightening thread and the same you decided to troll it. Something tells me advertising rubbish was your original idea all along.

If they could then Africans would have built immunity to the virus in a short span of time.

Yahoo boys scamming people successfully equals to more users signing up to complain. More users signing up to complain equals money from traffic and boosted income. It’s a simple logical something.

To me wearing a mask is more than enough when it comes to confessions. I didn’t think of phone calls, but that will work also. It’s not like the priest comes forward to touch someone after the deal, all he does is give advice and prayer points.

Since the action would affect his cash flow he got afflicted with sleepless nights. I’m sure it was funny seeing him run from pillar to post begging like a vagabond. Now the situation has passed he can sit on his throne like the dictatorial emperor he made himself.

I won nothing, abi?

So nobody gbenshed in this house? Multiple Big Brother editions have shown me sex happens within the first two weeks, with some action happening as fast as the first night in Big Brother Africa editions. God will punish Kayode for keeping things to himself. If I am to guess the couples who’ve done the do, I’m willing to point out MiCherry. One or two other couples may have experimented under the sheets, but my money’s on those two. It may turn out the reason why they left the competition first.

What did this show teach me last last? Nothing whatsoever. Oh wait, it taught me Nigerians/Nairalanders are quick to say they are enjoying something and yet have nothing to contribute other than castigation when people critically analyze their object of interest. See this thread for example: posters claim the show is exciting/better than Big Brother, and yet updates happen only four hours out of every full week.

cloudconcept:
What are your achievements?
What are your business brands?
What are your skills?

You could share them for patronage.



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My achievements? I have fed fat. Being always on the go, I always skipped breakfast and ate lunch deep in the day. Nowadays I eat about four times daily and the weight gain I originally dodged has come with a vengeance.

Business brands? None so far. I am an employee for the meantime and happy with the life till further notice.

Skills? A lot. I am computer literate, physically fit and mentally tough. I also have a very good memory and can organize tools, people and tasks when aiming for a goal.

Mscheew. All I’m seeing is him pouring it for them to clean hands. I thought according to the title he gave out free bottles.

Hand sanitizers are not the issue; the product is a luxury. Ordinary soap and water will do the trick, with the added benefit of being usable multiple times a day.

Ebonyitvnews:
Since the announcement of CoronaVirus outbreak in Nigeria i am yet to hear or see anyone that knows an infected patience reach home.

I am not saying that Coronavirus does not exist, but am still trying to think out of the box. Out of 82 cases in Nigeria do you know any family that have being infected?

Is CoronaVirus made for the rich to instill fear in the minds of the poor? Out of 82 confirmed cases it is only Bauchi Governor, Abba Kyria, Atiku's son and Davido's baby mama Chioma who are from richest and from the most connected family that we know, the rest we know them as indexed cases.

The ghost Italian man that first had the coronavirus, how did he recover so fast?

They keep telling us that CORONAVIRUS does not have a cure yet, but everyday we hear countries reporting that some positive infected patience have being cured and made negative, the big question is WHICH PROCESS ARE THEY UNDERGOING TO TURN POSITIVE PATIENCE TO NEGATIVE? Why cant WHO or Nigeria Disease and Control publish the medical process they used in transforming positive patience to negative....

FEAR IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!

They have made us shutdown churches,mosque, schools etc, the world is in chaos and only God/Allah knows the end!

Go to hospitals if you’re looking for cases.

“White Agbero”, the name is very funny.