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Gone with the wind

Pardon me but Rihanna did not give chris herpes.It was all a RUMOR!!

Anyway,I hope she tells what happen that night.Chris is a woman beater!!~~LMAO~~!!

When me and my brothers where younger,My mother bought in 2 househelps.They where well fed like us.She sent them to school and bought them clothes and whatever they needed.She never looked down on them.

Househelps are human too!!

rock on virgins!!

Young Olethia Understands Thinking Hard


F R E A K

jeythunder:
i hope this topic is not limited to revenge only 'cos i ain't got anything on revenge
check this out,


Lonely call…

He was twenty-three years of age
Not lucky to be among the computer age
He believed it was time to be a man
His mother said “no” with a strong adage
The father did nothing but warn



In sudden anger he would flare
Soon, his face became so rare
Man and woman couldn’t take it any longer
So they disowned him in tears
Since he said he wasn’t growing any younger

He approached his love Tina
She: dark, hairy, slim or even thinner
They begun spinning the web of love
Stronger it grew and even thicker
Till love got so high above

She had a boy for him
On hearing, his face was full of beams
They went on to have their wedding
On their honeymoon, they sang hymns
Not knowing they were close to tears shedding

He never knew the marriage bids
Misunderstanding germinated like weeds
They took their words with a pinch of salt
He closed down her fees and feeds
Finally, everything came to a halt!

She left after calling him wretched
He roamed the street dejected
He had a child but not a wife
With sorrow he had been injected
He had asked “could this be life?”

Taking to heavy drinking
Not an exception was smoking
He came home in the dead of the night
Never caring about his son’s living
The son now believed life wasn’t right

He lost his job
Behaving worst than a dog
Now he couldn’t go to his family
His grave was been dug
Life had stung him with infirmity

Then with such heavy breath,
He began seeking death
Never seen one so brave
To bring the waters above the neck
Emotion was so watery as he kissed the watery grave

LOVE IT!!

Early 20s

I met

8:03 PM North Carolina,USA

What is LOVE
Grandma said "Its a feeling from God above"
As my food cook on the stove
I ask my belove
Have U ever been in Love?
He give me a little shove
I smiled and look above
He smiled and said "Love is you my little dove"
He kept on smiling as he walked off

**Hey,I try**

My first Job was at Chuck E Cheese.I used to host parties,dance with lil kids,Wash dishes,Make Pizza and Cotten candy,Wear the Chuck E Cheese costume and shake kids hands,etc all for 6:75 an hour.I moved to North Carolina after my southmore year so i left the Job.

FREAKING BASTARDS!!


I just want to hug the poor man!!

Why did this end up on the front page

SEUN SEF

Get Larry under edwina davis

B L E S S

Will 5 naira be Okay 4 U?

Dance to my own beat

chiogo:
@Seun, I dunno where you got that from but this is funnier:

---> Why Chris Brown attacked Rihanna
They got in the car right, and Chris wanted 2 pull over to "Take Her Down" but Rihanna said "Shut Up and Drive" So he got tight cuz he didnt get any in "Forever". He tried 2 cut the radio off and she grabbed his hand sayin "Please Dont Stop The Music." This nigga Chris tried to act all "Super Human" and push her shyt away and cut it off anyway.so she picked up an "Umbrella" and tried 2 hit him and he said "Gimme That." Then she bragged about how "Unfaithful" she was and this nigga said "YOOO" n spazzed out n tried to choke her so she could have "No Air" now she gotta go 2 "Rehab".
---> LmFAO SmH. .

For those who don't get it, the words in quotation are titles of songs by both Rihanna and Chris.

~~~LMAO~~

She is gonna come out looking waaay more ugly.

SUCKS FOR UGLY!!

Uganda

ajiri avae:
this sh*t is hillarious. are y'all for real. what's this, whining time. y'all need to stop.
i've always said that a beautiful woman doesn't need character. why should she? everyman wants her. then you expect her to be ambitious? you guys are a trip. independence is for ugly women, women who have no choice. you know plain, colourless women. the type that y'all never even notice.
you say that these women don't have any ambition. i beg to differ. they are the most ambitious there is. do you know how hard it is to 'arrange' a husband. the commitment involved. the patience.
the hit song about 'runs feeling like a star' was done by a bitter young man who obviously has had his fair share of rejection at clubs by women who he felt he had a right to but whom had their eyes on bigger, better things. nothing kills a man's ego more than being rejected by a woman he feels should be easy for him. and do you know how i know this. the venom. if these woman are so unimportant, why the song. why the whining.
any man who finds himself dating or trying to date these women  should not complain. they are interesting aren't they? that quality that makes a woman sexy. why then should they not use what they have to their advantage. seriously. i'm not being sarcastic now. why can't they. i've never heard of a man who turned down an opportuntity to get ahead if what was required was sex. and don't even decieve yourselves that gold diggers only comprise of the obvious women. you'll be suprised how many lawyers, doctors, bank workers, multinational workers are on the prowl for game. or how many so called 'omo mummies' are schooled by their mothers on how to bag that rich man in the most subtle ways. your father might own a mansion in Ogudu but is he as rich as a Folawiyo or a Dangote or a Muri-Okunola? lets not think that gold digging is restricted to poor girls. its even easier for you to bag a rich man if you at least have something to bring to the table. if guys regularly drop 20-50k when you don't have a car, can you imagine what they will drop when you have a car, a flat in Ikoyi and work in Zenith bank. no man in his right mind will even consider giving you less than 1 million.
so lets not act like these women are neccesarily bad. they are just going for the life that they want, just like the rest of us.

So ugly women should be independent because no man is there to provide for them and a beautiful woman should not care about getting an education because most man will be falling for her and she can live of their money.Ha-ha.NOT TRUE!!~~~Most men want a woman with beauty and brains.Who wants to marry a illiterate woman just in the name of beauty?~~All they will do with her is Zap her,give her a few change and send her on her way.Most men respect an independent woman who has everything going on for her.She might end up being their wife while the beauty but dumb female will end up being a sideline HO who gets layed on her back every night.

Cleaning Bathroom

Cash Money


queen or king matress

nope,they are serious!!

~~~~lmao~~

"Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India's Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine."


"Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called "gau jal", or "cow water" – in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".

"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told The Times from his headquarters in Hardwar, one of four holy cities on the River Ganges. "Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."


"Mr Prakash said his drink, by contrast, was made mainly of cow urine, mixed with a few medicinal and ayurvedic herbs. He said it would be "cheap", but declined to give further details about its price or ingredients until it was officially launched.

He insisted, however, that it would be able to compete with the American cola brands, even with their enormous advertising budgets. "We're going to give them good competition as our drink is good for mankind," he said. "We may also think of exporting it.


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article5707554.ece

DISGUSTING!!

BOTH


Pool vs Hot Tub

It depends on the kind of rice.Some rice get softer really fast so U have to make sure u put a lil bit of water.Some is the total oppisite.

At first add small amount of water.When the water dried off,check it to see if its soft.If it still has seeds in it then U should add a lil more water!!