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Agriculture › Re: FG Set To Ban Hides And Skin “ponmon” by searay(m): 7:25pm On Sep 09, 2014
This matter serious o
Romance › Re: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by searay(m): 12:31pm On Sep 09, 2014
kingk: 1. Don't have plenty money to take care of her and family now
2. Never gat the type of beautiful girl I want....
3. Afraid of heart break again.grin
Education › Re: Kwankwaso To Build Another School In Niger Republic by searay(m): 8:59am On Sep 09, 2014
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Health › Re: Ebola Case Confirmed & Treated In Lagos by searay(m): 8:15am On Sep 09, 2014
JEITO: ehmm! I need a bottle of champagne to take celebrate this ur achievement o.
Guy collect 3 bottles of e-Champaign
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Nigerian Army Battle Boko Haram To Reclaim Mubi, Michika In Adamawa by searay(m): 1:25pm On Sep 08, 2014
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Health › Re: Ebola Case Confirmed & Treated In Lagos by searay(m):
Just heard it on AIT. I know that Nigeria will overcome this. Amen.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! Finally
So this is how it is?
Thank you OP for creating this thread.
Thank you MOD for moving this thread to FP.
Thank you Seun for creating NL.
Thank you Jeito for your shared post which prompted me to achieved this feat.
Thank you to my junior bros for not provoking me today(22/09/2014 is your day)
Thank you airtel for making your 2GB equivalent to 1GB.
Thank you PDP
Thank you APC
Thank you Boko Haram for distracting Nlders to create this chance for me.
Thank you Ebola( If not you, I wouldn't have made it but do quick and leave our country)
Thank you thank you thank you .
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army 72 Regular Recruit Intake For 2014/2015 Out. by searay(m): 10:06am On Sep 08, 2014
We must finish Boko Haram. Go pick form, for I will be here praying for you.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army 72 Regular Recruit Intake For 2014/2015 Out. by searay(m): 10:06am On Sep 08, 2014
We must finish Book Haram. Go pick form, for I will be here praying for you.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (0 - 0) On 10th September 2014 by searay(m): 7:28am On Sep 08, 2014
I will not watch this match, or Abeg resident doctors don resume work?
Politics › Re: Davis Revelation: Nigerians-ll Hear From Us Soon -boko Haram by searay(m): 6:50am On Sep 08, 2014
In case...
Politics › Re: Lt. Gen. Ihejirika Finally Opens Up On Allegation by searay(m): 7:58pm On Sep 07, 2014
In case...
Phones › Re: RIM Introduces New BBM Features ....... by searay(m): 7:23pm On Sep 07, 2014
Hope it's not this app that has been turning my GPS on any time I want to make a call on turn my data on.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Congo: Player Rating by searay(m): 8:17am On Sep 07, 2014
condralbede: Its tomorrow things Broo...dem Don shift am, cos thr is no Light!!!
thankchew, what times are them goings to pray the mash?
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Congo: Player Rating by searay(m): 8:41pm On Sep 06, 2014
When are they playing the match, I dey camp
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Congo : AFCON 2015 Qualifiers (2 - 3) On Saturday September 6, 2014 by searay(m): 8:21pm On Sep 06, 2014
Can FIFA kindly save us from this embarrassment. A ban from football is not too bad.
Education › Re: Nigeria Sitting On A Time Bomb. by searay(m): 12:34pm On Sep 06, 2014
guiddoti: I see, one of the old babies. You had better grow fast and learn the rudiment of life.
will you Shut up?
Education › Re: Nigeria Sitting On A Time Bomb. by searay(m): 6:44pm On Sep 05, 2014
guiddoti: what are you saying?
I'm saying what I'm saying
Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by searay(m): 6:43pm On Sep 05, 2014
JEITO: that would be all...
waiting
Education › Re: Nigeria Sitting On A Time Bomb. by searay(m): 4:44pm On Sep 05, 2014
johnbosco97: [color=#006600][/color]



I am also waiting for the NECO result. Expecting Southeast to lead the way. IBO-I before others.
You mean the copy and paste Ibos? I hope so.
Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by searay(m): 4:42pm On Sep 05, 2014
JEITO: lemme have ur preferences then.
Height of about 1.75m, any complexion, must be educated and from the South. just that. pm me if need be
Education › Re: Primary And Secondary Schools To Now Resume Sept 22 by searay(m): 3:48pm On Sep 05, 2014
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Education › Re: Nigeria Sitting On A Time Bomb. by searay(m): 3:15pm On Sep 05, 2014
It's simple Students do not read.
One of my students once told me that I should "go and die" afterall exams answers are all over the internet.
Meanwhile I'm quietly waiting for NECO's mathematics.
Science/Technology › Re: Asteroid To Pass Close To Earth On Sunday by searay(m): 12:47pm On Sep 05, 2014
Oh my God! We are not even through with Ebola yet another one has arrived.
Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by searay(m): 10:15am On Sep 05, 2014
JEITO: naaim u no tell me since? Na me be no1 match-maker/ partner search operator na..
Oga do your work naw
Politics › Re: Sheakau Speaks English, Give Reasons For Fighting Western Education (video) by searay(m): 7:43pm On Sep 04, 2014
Booked
Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by searay(m): 7:24pm On Sep 04, 2014
Me I'm single and seriously searching, any girl can hook up with me anytime. Just pm me.
BUT you must come from AKS
Sports › Re: IK Uche Demands I Beg Him To Play For Nigeria— Keshi by searay(m): 8:53am On Sep 04, 2014
After qualification Uche will be dump again. There is God ooo.
Health › Re: Suspected Zaria Ebola Case Tests Negative, Confirmed To Have Leukaemia. by searay(m): 5:05pm On Sep 03, 2014
Lordseyad: .

Nice.





Abeg When did ''Like'' changed from Right hand drive to Left hand?

Same thing goes to ''Share'' which is now Right handed.
They should also create space for the DISLIKE "button"
Health › Re: Suspected Zaria Ebola Case Tests Negative, Confirmed To Have Leukaemia. by searay(m): 5:03pm On Sep 03, 2014
Lordseyad: .

Nice.





Abeg When did ''Like'' changed from Right hand drive to Left hand?

Same thing goes to ''Share'' which is now Right handed.
They should also create space for the DISLIKE "button"
Foreign Affairs › Re: ‘yes Means Yes” The New Sex Law Of California by searay(m): 8:09am On Sep 03, 2014
[quote author=MayorofLagos][/quote]Now the reverse
It means sex will be preceded by a question and answer session.

Girl: do you know what i am getting ready to do you?

Boy: yes!

Girl: are you aware that I'm wet?

Boy: yes!

Girl: do you know what heat/wetness do?

Boy: yes!

Girl: under California statute code 739 section X.X.X, do you consent to be fvckd by this penees?

Boy: yes!

Girl: to prove intent and consent in the AFFIRMATIVE grab your something and insert it in your something and do the something.

Boy: ok.



But if this law come to Nigeria lawyers will tell us that minus plus minus is equal to plus(- + - = +). Meaning no + no = yes

Naija for life and GEJ till 2099
Health › Re: Kaduna Suspects First Case Of Ebola? (ABU Student?) by searay(m): 6:55am On Sep 03, 2014
JEITO: omo no burst my belle o. I take god beg u
Health › Re: Kaduna Suspects First Case Of Ebola? (ABU Student?) by searay(m): 9:05pm On Sep 02, 2014
I blamed GEJ for this Ebola.

Reason:










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I want APC to be happy.







But this Ebola virus nawao

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