₦airaland Forum

Horlawoomey:
Answer these questions please.

How many terrorist do you know and how many Muslims do you know ?

Mhen! I love ur question. It worths more than the speeches of Martin Luther king and Obama.

No mind dat over-grown baby; I wonder who gave him money to buy a phone.

resty4:
kill all the islamic modafu.kers

Oponu


I have always watched u talk an insensitive clod.

All this holier than thou xtians can be so fanatical ehn. They will be acting like they are d only ones that believe in Christ. Jesus is refered to as ISAH in the qur'an.

I don't even blame them; I blame the voo-doo priest called GEJ who has used the major religions in Nigeria to divide us.

According to Karl Max " Religion is the Opium of the people". GEJ really beat Nigerians to their game.
NB- GEJ is not a xtian b4 una go kill una self because of religion.
#IRep one naija.

APC won begin dey do okada business?




#just asking

Lives have been lost
Blames are being apportioned like a National cake;
Politicians are defrauding and smiling to the bank;
Telling us defrauding a Nation is not an offence;

I guess a new law should be enshrined legalizing stealing.
The international community is even more concerned than our so-called leaders.

#Nigerian politics : a dirty game to play.

victorazy:
Igbo girls making us proud since 400BC

Igbo girls diGging gold since the period of homo habilis (equinox or aeon)

iyatrustee:
Didn't know she had a child!

Corrected version of "didn't know she has child" lol *in a yoruba accent*

uchkochi:
Listen; Jonathan is the best candidate, I also endorse him. What is Osibanjo doing as a running mate with Buhari a muslim. It is a slap on God's face. The APC'S PLAN IS TO ISLAMISE NIGERIA AND GOD WON'T ALLOW IT. JONATHAN IS DOING WELL BUT HE HAS BAD PEOPLE AROUND HIM DISCREDITING HIS ACHIEVEMENTS. I AM HAPPY THE CHRISTIAN LEADERS ENDORSED JONATHAN.

AS FOR PRIVATE JETS, IT IS GOD'S DESIRE THAT ALL CHRISTIAN LEADERS HAVE ONE FOR THE WORK OF THE MINISTRY. THERE IS NO WAY TO EFFECTIVELY SPREAD THE GOSPEL WITHOUT OWNING ONE ESPECIALLY IF A MINISTRY ENTAILS FREQUENT TRAVELLING.

THOSE PEOPLE CANVASSING THAT PASTORS SHOULD NOT OWN JETS. JETS ARE LIKE INTERNATIONAL CARS. THE POOR WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED EVEN IF YOU FEED THEM EVERYDAY. TELLING A PASTOR TO SELL HIS JET AND GIVE HIS MONEY TO THE POOR IS LIKE TELLING YOU TO SELL YOUR CAR AND GIVE THE MONEY TO THE POOR AND START TREKKING. P. JET IS A NECESSITY NOT A LUXURY.

Typing with your brain under feet, I guess?

clevvermind:
i support this motion. the election should be postponed. we don't want any violence to erupt in this country. we want peace.

Seconded

Sex

*drinking my orijin*

Some people believe "provided this is politics zone, all topics should relate to PDP and APC"

We are discussing Forensic audit and some are typing #sai Buhari and GEJ till 2019. You have allowed this dirty game of politics cloud your senses of judgement.

Guyz be objective for once and discuss the subject at hand.

simdam500:
Ahahahahaha pray make peter no see this one you write so

Me no get beef with Peter o

simdam500:
People like u must have come her way but she think twice... not at this rate nigeria is going

Maybe she's still sufferinhg from the ECHOES OF HARD TIMES.

Maybe she don date broke ass before. So that facial expression don dey use to her.

I just dey imagine say na me marry Lola; she for no dey even smile at all because I broke.

See d way she dey frown sometimes for pix, fear dey catch me.

Familiar words... E b like say all dis gehz dey go learn how to behave like that.

I have never dated a pig, though.

Op, you should replace that picture with a Indecency pix from one of this porn site.

Abeg, wetin sexy inside the pix now?

Even after 4 kids; Omotola still looks sexier than some single ladies. You may say because she's wealthy but we have some wealthy single ladies who are not as sexy as she is.

Checkout her hips: its overkilling.

jennyomalicha12:
Tanx dear

You are welcome.

They have deviated from the main subject of discussion. All these kain student no dey fit pass examz.

jennyomalicha12:
Well celebrities is because I hv many of them as friends and food is because im trying to learn some nigerian recipes

Yeah yeah! You don't need to visit Nairaland to learn naija recipe. Just contact me; that wld save u more energy and MB.

OP, where in Navy town that one happen because me dey stay NT and I no hear anything like that o

Daddy(OP), u can lie o*hitting his head with my panama cap*

nanizle:


My first career choice was to become a soldier... And I'm still pursuing that.

I am prepared to put my life on the line for the glory of our great nation.

Are you?

It is easier said

nanizle:
Cnn and bbc dey do am na!

Besides having journalists around our army will help prevent them from misbehaving.

What channel in naija would u compare CNN with? Shay na NTA wey still dey analog era or na AIT wey dem don politicize. Forget channels and Silverbird tV; all na politics and smoke dem dey throw.

Bro, Nigerian journalists don't have the logistics to give you a live feed; except u go say mek d BH boys dey video the action film by themselves they sell. Lmao.

Bia, who the f*ck is this Bisi Alimi? Everybody wants to seek attention from the public. I see Lesbianism more sexier than Gayism.

Maybe cos am a male and I love seeing holes.

[quote author=spiritfada post=30335731]source: www.punchng.com/news/elections-fg-approves-2564-vehicles-for-police/[/quote

Let's have the photos of the said vehicles. Seeing is believing.

nanizle:
But why only one pic?

And why don't our journalists cover these battles? I want live feed.

You can as well go back to school; study journalism and get live feed for other people to watch.

You think say War na football match or HOLLWOOD movie?

It all depends on the kind of wife you are married to. If you are married to a troublesome and nagging wife, one can stay even a year without missing her.

I have seen a situation where men refuse to come home from work becaause of their kind of wife. Mek person no go marry woman wey go give am high BP.

Looking forward to watching the presidential debate. All VPs no dey sabi anything; just like Sambo, they are the president's stooge.

Sai LP.

The word unkempt is too vague. Anyway, you said you met three unkempt guyz,maybe you look unkempt too on your DP. Like seriously, some girls are not really cute but this MARYKAY is doing great wondrs for them.

Secondly, you said their mouths ooze. Do you normally kiss guys on your first date? If yes! Babe you too cheap b dat o.

Lastly, your attitude sounds dirty to me that's why you really can't keep a good relationship.

NB: sai BUHARI

Sai BUHARI

luvola:
You moderators has started your bias
tactics..Why is Liverpool thread not on front
page.. Who is Manchester united to Liverpool.
Is arsenal better than Liverpool in terms of
trophy ?

Do you mean those trophies won by Liverpool when football was still developing? Those trophies nearly senior MOSES!!!