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Ogbenia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeBULzknbKI

Nigerians living in Ukraine cried out through social media after Russia attacked Ukrainian cities early on Thursday morning.
They claimed the Nigerian embassy in Ukraine had earlier given them assurances to be calm that nothing was going to happen.

On the contrary, they started hearing explosions and gunshots today and they no longer feel safe.

They were able to make it to the train station but they are now stranded as many people are attempting to leave the city at once.

You go soon speak PIGIN when the war near your body. You they speak to us ( Nigerians) using words like ( You know " everywhere was crazy" ). I repeat.. you go soon speak pigin

BigBellyBurst:
Guy e shock me too o
KK dominated states : PH, bayelsa, Calabar and Akwa Ibom.

Hearing them fighting eyie in the west is a big shock to me.

Kk In the west tey tey. The reason you don't hear from them is because here in the west, a strong relationship is between them and Aiye. They are calling themselves brothers and cousin. They fly same color ( Black, white and Yellow ) other cult group don't fight KK because if they do, they are indirectly fighting two cult groups ( Aiye and KK ). Aiye don't wait for KK to seek their support before they support them automatically. That's why other cult group avoid fighting KK. That fight currently on, will be brutal because there's going to be a big casualty on the side of Eiyes because Aiye will join automatically.

[quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=110486336][/quote]Fuel still selling for #162 for here. All thanks to Bovas filling station. They make the fuel available, good litter measurement and at the cheap price. May Almighty God bless the owner more

jaybenugo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ECNlFUhRdA

Popular Nigerian crossdresser, James Brown is now a university student in the United Kingdom, IGBERETV reports.

James Brown who arrived United Kingdom few days ago was filmed giving a presentation in front of his class.

In a video shared online, James Brown's coursemates and a person believed to be a lecturer are seen listening to him attentively.

The crossdresser revealed that sponsoring himself to study in a university in the UK is a gift to himself.

Sharing a video of his presentation in his Instagram handle, he wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/reel/CaSbYFRAMiu/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Nice one son. I'm happy for you. I will neber hate you. If not for what you have been doing, you'd be in the street of Lagos by now carrying about your certificate or doing Keke driver. Good one boy!

EmmyBlogs:
https://hgsmediaplus.com/2022/02/23/fishermen-catch-dolphin-in-bayelsa-community/

Died while putting it back in the water?

Enskynelson:
I can give you the contact of someone doing Ph.D outside Nigeria with NOUN M.Sc. Information Technology. Yes, NOUN has her challenges but you don't come here with all truths mixed with lies. Many persons working have earned promotions with NOUN cert and u say the cert is not recognised! Yes, there are discrimination but it's not with NOUN alone. You don't expect your degree from Caritas University to be compared fairly with that of UNILAG or UI!
If it's recognition, NOUN certs are well recognised because the programmes are Nuc-approved.
Recognition issue? NO. Discrimination? YES.

Someone? C'mon! What are you saying.

iskilayodele:
Well, at least we don't go on strike like the conventional universities. And in addition, malpractice, sex for marks and sorting do not exist in NOUN as it were in conventional university. Therefore, the level of dedication of students to their studies is at maximum compared to NOUN adversaries

Continue live in your false Paradise. Ask yourself. Why NOUN Degrees are rejected by federal Universities? Once you aquired your first degree there, you can't further at any Federal University and I know of some State Universities too. Why wasting your time and money? You can never further your education any else in the world and if you must in Nigeria, it must be in NOUN. Big RESTRICTIONS! Never too late to drop out now. I pity you

iskilayodele:
Admin: kindly remove or block this dimwitted guy. He's not meant to be here; if care is not taken, he will be a pain in the asses of NOUNITES - we must not be mocked

NO! They won't remove me because I'm saying the truth. I'm trying safe innocent ones from falling into that pit hole so that they don't make a grave mistake because wasting 4 years and money is so fuc!<in' grave mistake In fact , one with small mind can commit suicide. You're already in that shit, don't MISLEAD others ok!

Fkjsd:
You are one of the students or outsider that thinks or feels NOUN's certificate is not recognized anywhere. It is a shame to you because I can give you 100% proof that NOUN's certificate is recognized worldwide. If you think it is a lie go and ask former president, Obasanjo.

Stop spreading lies about what you do not know.

Former president? Hello! Listen to me. If you're in 300L in NOUN, and you drop out to start from 100L in a conventional University, no one will blame you for it. In fact, in 4 years to come, you'd thank yourself for taken that decision. I WILL KEEP TELLING AN ASPIRANTS TO STAY AWAY FROM NONU. No certificate from NOUN is useful. A certificate rejected from here In Nigeria? Nowhere in the world would accept it. In fact I keep telling any aspirant to seek an admission in either Federal or State University. Some certificates from private Universities in Nigeria are not accepted talk of la cram-la pour NOUN Called University. You'd better drop out now before is too late.

AmandaFavour:
Is it possible to transfer from NOUN to UNILAG or any conventional University in Nigeria?

NO! No University will accept anyone from NOUN. Certificates from NOUN is not recognized.

Abyberry:
Good morning everyone. Please I need advice. Between Uniuyo(online school) and Noun which is better? And to those who attended Noun please be very honest. Would you advise someone to attend the school? Is getting a first class viable? Do you have to sort before you get good grades? Can someone that runs a full time business comfortable enrol?

Hello ! I will advice you. Stay away from NOUN. Don't waste your money and time. The advices you are going to get here is going to be a wrong one. No one here is going to tell you the truth. Remember one thing about WE blacks, when we make a wrong move, we won't wanna be alone, we look for more people do make the gonna talk good about NOUN of course it's a waste of time and money. Certificates from there is not recognized anywhere. Ask yourself, if you were to own a company, would you employ any graduate from NOUN? NO! Do not waste your time and money. Do a screenshot of this advice and keep it somewhere, get it back after your graduation. You will either cause me or pray for me.

IkranDragon:
Hello Guys. Please I need your brotherly advice. I just met this girl in less than 2 weeks.

We are still in the talking stage, this past Val, we exchanged gifts but after that it has been her needing money for this and that.

She keeps whinning about it whenever we talk, we can't even talk for straight 5 mins without talking about her financial needs.

But I always didn't have nothing to say than to keep her hopes alive as I don't offer to support her.

Now, she texted me tonight to lend her 15k to repair her damaged phone. I already told her I am not loaded enough to do that.

How can I skip this issue of money and press on with the game, or should I just leave her?

Please I need your candid advice, I am not so good at this games.

Obvious you're looking for sex not a good relationship leads to something meaningful. If your looking for a good relationship, seriously you know she is not the one. She also sees you as a man who wants just sex hence the needs for her to ask you all the time for money. Do you really Wanna taste that cookies? Ok try this. Tell her you're a Yahoo boy and you're expecting one big money but the oyinbo man wants to hear a lady voice first before he can send that money, hence the need for her to sleep over your place for days to do some talking on the phone. She can't escape kpanshing trust me. After some days, tell her she has bad luck cuz' the oyinbo man didn't later pay so you're done with her. don't pick her call again and block her on Whatsapp. That's all.

But remember this. Girls of nowadays are dangerous. Majority of them when you sleep with them, you either loss some of your good fortune or take bad luck from them or tie you so that you love them unconditionally hence the needs for you to give them your last note. So be careful.

POSmecrhant:
I have a self contained Flat that's giving me 165k every year. But I want to sell the place to invest in business that will give me 120k to 150k every month, because I'm married now, responsiblites will spring up. and dont want to depend fully on 180k salary.

Could this be good or bad idea?

You don't sell a house to start a business. Better you take a loan and use the house as collateral. Nigeria of nowadays, one have to be careful of business one is venturing into. Most business men are complain Right now

lwisee:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/02/breaking-no-amount-of-intimidation-can-stop-me-tinubu/

Nobody is intimidating you. You're the one tie corn for waist, then chicken con dey follow, is that one intimidation? No! Old one like you shouldn't declare in the first place. You're carrying pee all about. You're too old and slow. If you were to be in our shoes ( youths) could you have vote for a man of your age who always on nappy so as not to wet his clothes? No we are not voting you. I'm a YORUBA MAN.

Ciscogod:
https://dailytrust.com/just-in-yoruba-ancestors-will-make-you-president-alaafin-assures-tinubu

I'm a Yoruba man. If no political party's candidate come from southeast, I ain't voting I swear.

Icandream:
A lady has opined that a man who truly loves his girlfriend will never watch her use an android phone.

The lady identified as Speedy on Twitter, stated that a man who truly loves his woman will never watch her use an android phone.

Her words,

“I swear! A man who truly loves you, will never watch you use an android phone”.

This generated mixed reactions online. A user identified as Marv wrote:

Buying you iPhone means d guy loves u.. na ur Toto go suffer, no go work. I fucking hate it when woman can’t pay her bills and depending on a guy how una dey feel like like self. A woman who pays her bills gets more love and attention from her man… I come in peace

Of course YES! A MAN WHO TRULY LOVE YOU WILL NEVER WATCH YOU CARRYING ABOUT THAT BIG HEAD WHEN HE CAN USE IT DO SOAP

happiness32:
One Year Anniversary: 'Bello Ambassadors Network Is Nigeria's Biggest Political Movement'


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/02/one-year-anniversary-bello-ambassadors-network-is-nigerias-biggest-political-movement/

Please guys help! How I fit follow chop this dumb man money? Make I deceive him small if the ticket thrown in the air, he won't catch it

EBMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1415118/love-wife-toyin-abraham-mother-actor-kolawole-ajeyemi-video/

Fake love! Who don't know? THE WHOLE TRUTH IS THAT IF REALLY YOUR GALANT WELL, YOU WONT MARRY A WOMAN LIKE HER. THIS NEVER A LOVE, THE WORLD KNOW THAT

ChizzyBuna:
Im 35 years old and i have one aunty who is a generous lady. Anytime she visits and im around. She is always in the habit of giving us money from 1k to 5k.
Since 2015 she does this
Back then it was cool cuz i was young guy
But now as a man, it makes me feel uncomfortable.

Recently i meet her she gave me 1k as i was about to leave. I thought she wanted me to buy something for her. So i asked her what is the 1k for she said its for me.
I kinda felt sad, like why is this woman always giving me money anytime we meet.
One side of me hates this because as a man i feel weird to collect money from women. I feel i should be the one giving not recieving.

I almost didnt want to take the 1k, i just felt like does this woman think im homeless or a hungry broke guy that everytime we meet she give me like 1k oe 2k. Im confused

How do i react next time i see her and she wants to give me money. How should i politely reject it?

Well, I got a aunty like that, she always give us money each time she come around and I always take it though to me I always take it with laugh inside me like; Seriously? Me wey dey dash out 3k. Well I always take it but the day she came around and saw my car, that was when she stopped giving me but still giving to others.
So bro! She still see it that you need help maybe you're still looking for work or something. If you really wanna stop her without telling her so as not to get offended, borrow a car from your friend when you knkw she is coming, show car the car say that's what God just do. Trust me she won't give you any money when she is leaving that's all but I see nothing bad in taking her money since you didn't ask, she is doing it willingly.

endsarrrs:


Have you been throwing away POTATO PEELS?...... Dont anymore
.........Soak them in cold water overnight to soften them and thereafter add
salt, a pinch of sugar and lemon juice. Leave the mixture under hot sun for 6
hours for the water to evaporate.
After the water has eveporated wrap the peels in a black airtight polythene bag
and wait for ten minutes before carefully throwing them in the dustbin coz I
don't know what you are trying to prepare...

Ori e ti daru

obembet:
Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/cristiano-ronaldo-georgina-rodriguez-wedding-26072326

The worst mistake is about to be made.

maxwelltony:
Good morning Nairalanders

There is this particular guy that I met on Facebook about two month ago in Facebook, we have been talking and he calls me almost everytime, he has tried to invite me to his house in osun state on different occasions but due to security issue I had to decline his invitation..

We planned to meet on Wednesday and he told me he was coming from osun state, so I told him to drop at Mr Biggs in Iwo Road Ibadan..

I stay at challenge so I had to #200 cab from there down to Iwo road, I was having about #1300 with me before leaving the house, I was already waiting for him for about 40minute before he showed up, he told me his car has fault and that he had to call his mechanic to fix the car for him, we sat down and talked.

During our discussion, he told me to please give him 1k to get something to drink, that he had forgotten his wallet in the car and his phone is off to make a transfer, I gave him and he ordered for soft drinks and meat pie..

Along the line, he told me he needed to make a call and requested for my phone so that he can direct the mechanic bringing down his car, I heard him calling and was directing the man down to Iwo road, all of a sudden he just went outside and before I could know it this guy has dissapeared with my phone and was just looking at him from afar..

I couldn't shout as I was just looking like a fool because I don't know what's happening, I waited for about 1hr thinking he has gone to pick the mechanic, I tried calling my number but was switched off, he has gone with my phone and I don't know his number off hand.
I had use the #100 left with me to buy recharge card and was left with nothing..
It was a bitter experience for me as I had to trek all the way from Iwo road to Olorunsogo, When I couldn't continue with trekking I had to approach a lady to please help me out
with #100 after explaining my situation to her and she gave me #500 and wished me well.

I thank God it was not more than this, he only went away with my phone, what if he had used me for ritual?

Please ladies be careful about the kind of guy you hang out with, always take your time to know the person you are moving out with..

I had learnt my lesson, and have handed him over to God .

Oode ni e! If you live in Lagos or ibadan and you never smart, guy man go always job and job you forever cuz you will never be even a bit smart ever in your life again.
I always say this, pay attention to excuses because they are all RED FLAG. First, no real man will ask a girl that he is meeting for the first time any money. You forgot your wallet in your car and at the same time your phone was off? Mugu! How did he got to where he met you when he had no wallet on him? It cost him nothing to go back to where his car is that's if he had any of course he had nothing, he is just a guy within ibadan there roaming the street looking for MUGU like you to scam cuz' Yahoo Yahoo and rituals no work anymore. As military girl my only little sister is, I always tell her to be Smart and pay attention to excuses cuz none of it is REAL! sorry about your experience you have had from that bad guy, don't worry he will get into another girl who will kill him. My advice, be Smart next time and always remember that all excuses are RED FLAG.

Niece:
An Anambra-born Nigerian man identified as Nonso Offor has transformed his Toyota Venza car into a Rolls Royce Sweptail.

Below are photos of the car as gathered by WonderTV Media.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZQAltbo0Ze/

Rubbish things. No invention, No innovation. Some idiot called this been talented. Some people's education should be challenged and their head checked

shalom4eva:
Hi guys, do you remember this thread I made in 2020 of how I met my wife in nairaland and how we later got married. Well for those who who haven't read about it you can check it here https://www.nairaland.com/6008754/met-2017-nairaland-july2020-got.

Well I am thanking God today because the marriage has been blessed with a wonderful baby boy whose 1st year birthday was on Sunday 16th and today happens to be my birthday too . On Friday will be my beautiful wife's birthday. Please guys help celebrate us oo

And so? Bullshit

edochie12:
The simple answer is that polytechnic are doing more of practicals than theory, that's why banks prefer them to those that attend University,but University are doing mainly on theory.

Keep quiet! I'm a product of both the institutions and I can tell you that those practicals work in polytechnic is nonsense. Please don't compare the two. University is better by far

YellowMayor:
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You forgot to include Lautech

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Most of you don't make use of your sense as if you don't have any. We have two list of universities up there. One with fastest while the other one is the slowest in processing transcript. Now you said Lautech, where in the list it fits in? Ori e ti daru

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Good one..I hope it works out..
I also hope someones don't bring their nonsense myth regarding the vaccine..
Covid 19 is real..

Donkey! It never real. Don't let your generation end on you simply because you're stupid. Ask yourself why you still have to stay away from unvaccinated ones after when you have being vaccinated? Bullshit! Use your sense that's if you get any. Oponu!

sagaba4321:
Naija
by the way guys please support this artist by sharing this post until it reaches his helper or help by sponsoring him please he has been singing for years no helper phone number
08128405892

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YciWqIs3vW4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi9lTpwgiWk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7Wsx5o0ECk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCG3UZ-7oqY

Oya weyrey ni! Whats the meaning of that rubbish? Ori e ti daru