₦airaland Forum

raumdeuter:
If you have been with a woman for 1-2yrs living together doing raw steady, depending only on withdrawal method and you never give am belle once

Either of you might have fertility issues

semid4lyfe:
Lol. Your profiling of me is so off. You think say na UniPort, Unilag, UI, Ife level be my institution. Even those universities only accomodate a tiny percentage of their staff on Campus.

Make I give you some context. ⬇️

I live in the capital city of the state. The university is in a rural community about 50 - 60 mins drive away. I no dey stroll from my home to the office.

Over 97% of staff live in the capital city and commute to work from there because staff accomodation on campus is almost non-existent. The few units that were built some years ago were cornered by the big ogas which they sublet to others at exorbitant rates.

The university community is not quite as developed. The power situation is terrible in the community (but my uni get steady light cos of solar plant wey GEJ give us when hin establish am )

Even young bachelors that started off living in the community eventually move to the capital city especially after marriage and when their kids want to start school to have good options.

Soft life no dey lecturing like that. Even now, as my uni dey semester break, I get over 500 scripts to mark across three courses with deadline to deliver. I get project student's wey I dey supervise, and read & correct their thesis

As per family levels, its just me & madam with our three kids, no domestic help or relatives living with us. Make I even yarn you sef, na me do omugwo for my wife when she drop #2 and #3.

Also, I do a lot of chores to keep the home running. Na me dey do dishes, Na me dey do school runs mostly. Na me dey sweep and mop house. Na me dey bathe kids morning and night. Na me dey iron clothes. Na me dey assist kids with assignments etc

Bottom line, I put in a lot of work in my job, and in the home. Nothing like soft life for my side. I no dey hypersexual and knacking no dey rule my mind. There are weeks I go without it. Oya, be disappointed.

BlueRayDick:
https://www.nairaland.com/8656926/2025-army-gets-7-disbursement

But where exactly did the money APC government claimed to have made since removal of subsidy go to ? Where did all the money borrowed in the name of Nigeria in the last 3 years go to ?

If the army is only getting paltry 7% disbursement for procurement of arms and equipment out of the 2025 budget, does that not tell a tale of gross underfunding ? Even at a time when the government claimed it had surpassed its revenue target and data boys celebrated same on social media?

raumdeuter:
Now let an Art student do the reverse study for 1yr and pass Physics Chemistry Maths/Biology

raumdeuter:
He is my candidate for a reason. He passed through the places I passed through and did way better than me. First I didnt even get a first class in OAU, He did

iamoyindamola:
If this man enter for second term, we are the most useless people on the planet.
Even animals in the jungle will have more value and respect than us

Debroslink:
Even if Araujo didn't collect red, there's no way Barcelona won't lose this match with their shambolic play since the 1st minute.

Ellexy:
Honestly, the whole situation looks dire. Nobody is even talking about the girls kidnapped from their school in Kebbi just yesterday. Kai

Ellexy:
They actually lied. They didn't make it back to base. ISWAP successfully captured and killed a brigadier general of the Nigerian Army. The military is clearly compromised.

Spy360:
Bishop Francis Wale OKe spoke today affirming that Christian genocide is ongoing in Nigeria. I hail him for doing so and calling out the government for denying it. The attempts of individuals like Reno and Bwala to twist the narratives just to satisfy their political belly at the expense of the lives of people. These two men are not good.

raumdeuter:
I am insinuating that Wike being the "governor of FCT" should have powers over land matters in his domain without soldiers running a parallel govt where they do not obey his orders

izzou:
Yes, sir

I have heard you..

BlueRayDick:
For all political strategies and intelligence that had been credited to Tinubu by his supporters, that idea of fielding Shettima just demystified everything.

Doubling down to Activate "agbado bishops" just to give the mulsim-muslim ticket some faux endorsement by the "Christian community" further shows they would rather lie to themselves than take reasonable decisions resulting to fair optics in their favor.

OasisX:
......just in 2yrs, PBAT has equipped our Military with the followings,

Nigerian Air Force

T-129 ATAK attack helicopters (Turkey)

Bell UH-1H “Huey” helicopters (USA origin)

AgustaWestland / Leonardo AW-109 helicopters (Italy)

Leonardo M-346 light combat/trainer jets (Italy)

Ammunition and weapons systems for T-129 fleet (Turkey)

U.S. precision-guided munitions and rockets (pending sale approval)


Nigerian Navy

NNS Ikogosi (Offshore Patrol Vessel)

NNS Faro (Coastal Patrol Vessel)

NNS Shere (Fast Patrol Boat)

Additional patrol craft and gunboats (locally built and imported)


Nigerian Army

Armoured Personnel Carriers (APCs)

Bullet-proof vests and helmets.

Surveillance drones.

Light tactical vehicles.

New trucks.

Ammunition and small arms from domestic and foreign sources.

BlueRayDick:
Na why I ask him and the person that said "things are getting cheaper" to mention the name of those things" and let us confirm when we sef enter market.

Every end of month I drive my wife to the market where she buys foodstuff and groceries in bulk to stock the house.

So make dem tell us the things wey the price Don go down so we go verify in real time, no be "dem say dem say".

izzou:
[color=royalblue] It's weird.

Kwara seems to be the new state they have planned to scatter. I am starting to think that all these attacks (Yes, all of them) are sponsored by people in the system.

Because tell me how a man in Bayelsa killed his real estate agent friend, and he was still caught and arrested in Lagos, but Kidnappers will kill and make calls, and even collect money, and yet, nobody can find them.

Bandit leaders converged on one spot, and the government didn't seem it fit to catch them all. Rather, they honoured them with cash prizes and Chieftaincy titles.
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iamoyindamola:
🤣🤣
The man try break free, him life was flashing before his eyes

iamoyindamola:
But why do you want to paste sticker inside supermarket na

So these people in charge of parking in Lagos, came to a Supermarket, shaa pasted their stickers.
Trouble started when they wanted to force entry into the supermarket, the manager refused, that their business ends with the parking lot.
They insisted, that they should go and call… pic.twitter.com/Yxh16KhcYf

— 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑵𝑶𝑾 🇨🇮 (@GeneralSnow_) August 8, 2025

Too many angry people in this Lagos

https://www.nairaland.com/8494193/lagos-warns-against-attacking-parking

izzou:
[color=royalblue]What they cannot try in Republic of Benin, they will try and even overdo it here.

A very well respected person for that matter.

They even respected him enough to have a conversation with him, while resting on the plane like an Agbero.

If na me, Airport security for don drag me for trouser comot there[/color]

iamoyindamola:
God of network shock am
That's why I said someone supposed stone oshimole shoe with heel that day he disrupted activity and run away
His bodyguards can't carry firearms na

iamoyindamola:
See APC and agberorism
The man even put hand for the plane thinking na bus 🤣🤣
https://www.nairaland.com/8493101/video-kwam1-resting-body-valuejet

Bimmarlykay:
You know, you can't really blame the guy. Maybe seeing his friend travel outside country got to his head,made him feel fly, until reality hit am...he fit dun make mouth or price GLE.

I'm learning to break the habit of expecting people to owe me something just because I helped them. All that "entitlement" and "reciprocity" stuff made me had a lot of enemies honestly. I started seeing people I helped without them returning the favor as ungrateful.

Now, I just help, and I leave it to God. If my mind says don't help, I don't.

But some people are indeed ungrateful and forget easily or pretend to forget.

BlueRayDick:
This is the truth of the whole matter. This is why I don’t blame the friend for posting the matter on social media at all.

The guy never proved to be a good friend at any point in time ; either before he left naija or after he left .

Bimmarlykay:
Unless he died, there's no justification bros.

Some people actually do this... a very ungrateful set of people.

raumdeuter:
Rest in Peace Incredible Hulk Hogan.

One of the stars of our childhood

Greatest wrestlers of all time Hulk Hogan the biggest star of the sport

Notable mentions Rick Flair, Undertaker, Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, John Cena, Triple H
Remembering that famous song while growing up.......awon marun lo le ja ooo(geh geh geh)
1. Hulk Hogan....fasoya
2. Warrior......ya were
3. Under Taker.....bojuje
4. Bull Dog......alaja
5. Oh oh oh......onigi
Only Yoruba guys can relate though!

RIP the greatest!

https://www.usanetwork.com/sites/usablog/files/styles/hero_image__large__computer__alt/public/2023/06/wwe-hulk-hogan-bret-hart4.jpg

Ebukacute:
But why are Nigerian politicians very wicked. Like naturally. Is wickedness one of the requirements ?