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[quote author=raumdeuter post=141042605]Is it funnier than what Spy360 principal said

'If leaders left public funds in banks, Nigeria would be so be so rich by now that we would not know what to do with the money'

- NDC presidential candidate Peter Obi

Video Credit : Okwute // X pic.twitter.com/BTxG04h2bq

— Vanguard Newspapers (@vanguardngrnews) October 28, 2026

doubt if any joke could be funnier than that ooo. Even me Arinzeeeeee……Ahmed……

iamoyindamola:
Sometimes, I wonder are these people for real or just acting skit because the end product for this embarrassment is because of money and fame.

😄😄
This should pass for the skit of the year. The man is obvious a better actor than being a politician.
That « even me Arinse…. And the subsequent yelling at the mention of Ahmed off me completely…

iamoyindamola:
No be small thing
The last time we used nepa light was on Monday evening and lasted for 1hour 23minutes, have learn the hard way you have to check how long electricity we are getting.
Rain have been falling lately so el-nino still fair and not serious like the weekend.

Funny enough, I went to IBEDC office last week to recharge, I got 1/3 of my usual rate and when I asked what has changed, I was told we have been moved to band A and the man asked if I have not seen improvement in power supply. I was just speechless.

raumdeuter:
In every country rich or poor, the reality is the few privilege will always take more than others in the society, Unless na Paradise

We are saying the same thing. The few privileged can plunder the little and tell the majority to endure while we keep hailing them. That’s what will make everyone feel the dividends of democracy.

iamoyindamola:

See this video. Dayo Israel, APC Youth Leader, shamelessly thanking Tinubu's wife for 36 Prado Jeeps bought with OUR taxes shared to his boys. They are balling with your money while telling you to endure hunger and hardship.

The coward deleted the video. I am putting it back up… pic.twitter.com/d5uYVcakib

— Sister__ (@ana_herleemerh) October 25, 2026

Pablo emilokan old taker never dies

Since we are poor and our resources cannot cater for our overpopulation, it’s only sensible that the little we have should be squandered by the few privileged. That’s what we are made to believe!

Theflint1:
People saw shege banza under Buhari yet they queued behind the same APC in 2023, what makes you think they won't do same now they've seen the suffering under Tinubu hasn't rendered them completely desolate?

And it's one thing for people to recognize that they're suffering, and another thing for them to embrace an option they rejected the pevious election cycle despite their pains.

The best we can hope for is that people lose interest in the zones where Tinubu would win reducing the votes he'd earn there.

Yes, we saw shege banza under late président Buhari, but you would also agree with me that whatever we saw in those eight years of pain is nothing compared to what we are seeing today in just three years. How do we explain that a litre of fuel was #195, gas 3200 etc are new sold for 1385, 17,500 etc just in three years?
If we ask questions, the song praisers will be mentioning NELFUND!

Let’s just have a free and fair élections just for once and their eyes will be cleared.

Theflint1:
Tinubu won the SW in 2023, even in the freest and fairest election he'd win the zone.

Peter Obi isn't very popular across the SW, and Atiku doesn't have the machinery that saw him come second in most of the SW states 2023.

This is 2026 and not 2023 sir. I am sure you don’t know the shege and hardship the people have been subjected to since then. In a free and fair élections, baba is not winning anything. But we all know that those two words only exist in the Nigérian political dictionary.

raumdeuter:
Who will beat Tinubu in the SW

Anybody not named Tinubu. I have always maintained the position that the élections results are already in the cooler. Imagine Wike boasting openly on how they write results…..

raumdeuter:
It wont be easy like that in the core North and in the SE

I see Tinubu losing some states to Atiku and Obi but the scattered nature of the opposition means they cannot coalesce numbers to unseat him

Obi should win the 5 SE states but with less margins than 2023. I expect like 70 to 30 not the 95-5 of 2023

In the North too. But I expect Tinubu to do well in SW, SS and NC then split NE and NW with Atiku

Same thing you said with Borno will happen in Rivers where Wike and Tompolo don align

Na post 2027 the politics go dey interesting when .who succeeds Tinubu comes up

Let me say and pledge, by the grace of God, Rivers and FCT will vote massively for Bola Ahmed Tinubu. If you don’t deliver your state and the president wins, don’t say we have won. I told the Chief of Staff, if the President wins but you don’t win in Lagos, don’t say we have won.… pic.twitter.com/g5Dtt3Osmr

— Imran Muhammad (@Imranmuhdz) October 14, 2026

In a free and fair elections, baba Emilokan can not do well in SW sir.

Thank you Messi for all you did for football. I am so happy you came back from retirement and stayed long enough to get the benefiting farewell you deserved from your beloved fans and countrymen. I doubt if we can ever have another great wrapped in humility like you. Thank you Leo!

mcdreeezy:
Yea I remember these guys. I hope they're doing good

Very well bro, thanks so much

Radcliffeee:
Also sebod, eyoniggar and Coded01

I am still very much here. I have only become too lazy to post these days even though I still read up posts here. Kudos to the guys keeping the thread running.

We might be having another Messi in the future if he's well managed.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Kid looking like the smallest kid on the pitch yet he's the most talented and also a physical monster

Rather than hating on Barca players when they become great, learn to teach them right from their tender age

I pic.twitter.com/JJld7JE0S9

— oseni rufai (@ruffydfire) July 25, 2026

Haters don't mind how Barcelona raise their kids. When these boys now turn to Messi, they will start hating.

I pic.twitter.com/JJld7JE0S9

— oseni rufai (@ruffydfire) July 25, 2026

BlueRayDick:
There's something I don't understand from the rescue operations of the Oyo kidnap victims and sketchy details provided by the government on it.

The military officer that was mentioned as deceased in the course of the rescue operations has his date of demise as 6th June 2026 , while the victims were officially rescued on 10th July 2026. There's like over a month gap between the officer's date of death and the eventual rescue of the victims.

https://www.nairaland.com/8708622/lieutenant-felix-ademe-isaac-killed

Is it that there was a rescue attempt on 6th of June 2026 which failed resulting to the officer's death before another rescue operation was launched circa 10th July 2026?

They are quick to show us the remains of the soldier who lost his life but failed to show any picture of the bodies of the neutralized terrorists nor the ones arrested as claimed.

Well, all that matters now is that the guys are back, that's enough for us to cheer with

larride:
Thank you to everyone that reached out with their substance. I am genuinely grateful.

Thank you to everyone that overwhelming showed me love, understanding and their prayers, I'm grateful to you too.

Thank you all from the bottom of my heart.

May your healing be perfected and your recovery swift.

Messi is not just a football player, he must also be an expert in chess! Paredes wanted to pass to him as usual at the 90th minute, but Messi as a chess master player had seen the next move beyond the present, so he signalled to Paredes to send the ball to Lautaro who was already on the move. He obeyed the instruction of the master and the rest is history.
He's not just the goat for all he does with the ball alone but with what he does without the ball. His vision is second to none!

iamoyindamola:
https://x.com/i/status/2066274439260418292
God is great

How will this man explain to his wife what he was starring at when he gets home ehn

izzou:
This Rehabilitation nonsense really has to stop

Or else, we would be deceiving ourselves

Have we not been deceiving ourselves before now?
I thought the rehabilitation of a thing was allowed because the late president Buhari was a Northerner who somehow shared in their belief. But seeing same thing happening under president Tinubu is really disappointing and embarrassing.

Segedinho:
Na wetin dey boda every body bdis and wetin na supposed dey boda u too.


https://www.nairaland.com/8687797/repentant-bandits-kill-eight-soldiers

The prodigal sons, after wasting our gallant soldiers will still collect their monthly stipend which might be more than the salaries of the slain soldiers from the government. What a country!

raumdeuter:
So now that its been shown that the message was over 90days ago and Tinubu never resign, now what are you going to do about it

Are you now satisfied that Adeboye spoke and what has his speech achieved

It's quite obvious that many don't really understand the message. As at late last year when there was an uproar about US threatening the Naija govt over insecurity, Pastor Adeboye said.." if I may advise the GCFR, I will say, order the service chiefs to eliminate the terrorists in 90 days or resign, don't just eliminate the terrorists, but go also after their sponsors". He never meant Baba Emilokan should resign but the service chiefs if they fail to deliver.

BlueRayDick:
Everything to him is politics. That explains why he waited for 2 weeks after the kidnap incident in Oyo before he sent a delegation there and deployed forest guards.

One can make deductions just by his body language.

It is just unfortunate some people will still queue in the sun next year to vote this man to continue to preside over the affairs of this country.

Wether people go out to vote for him or not, he already has almost 11Millions votes locked down through the yeye primaries APC did. That numbers were not meant for the primaries but to remind you that they have over 11 million registered card carrying members next year when they eventually write the elections results.

As long as we still have people supporting and defending this government even in the face of this carnage, attack on the citizens and the unprecedented hunger in the land, I doubt if the government would ever take responsibility.
Even baba Emilokan said nobody should pity him because he knew what he was getting himself into. Yet, we still have people defending and explaining away the ineptitude of the president.

BlueRayDick:
We are telling u the government has failed the people, worse than Jonathan government did when Ur principal couldn't keep Jonathan's name off his lips.

The workable solution is let this failed government redeem it self by bringing the kidnap victims home!

Shebi Ur own workable solution was for Jonathan to have prosecuted Buhari's supporters who caused mayhem under Jonathan's government, so the workable solution we are suggesting is for Tinubu's government too to not only rescue kidnapped victims within record time, but prevent future kidnap incidents.

The title GCFR is not just a prefix added to Tinubu's name nor a title paid for like "Jagaban", it is a damn title that comes with responsibility!

Time and things have changed sir! In the days of Jonathan, governors were not receiving security votes. So, the buck stopped on his table then. But now, the governors are receiving heavy pay from the removal of subsidy, so the buck has been passed to them as well. What an irony!

raumdeuter:
You know Army Generals are being killed as well

Yes, I know! So, what sense do we make from the ones alive claiming those that are responsible for the death of their colleagues and thousands of Nigerians are their brothers and mere prodigal sons who should be shown pity and absolved back to the society?
Are you also a party to that because baba Emilokan sees nothing wrong in it as well?

In a country where Army generals said terrorists are their brothers and the repented ones are mere prodigal sons, we are still asking why the terrorists are having their ways?

CrystalTiger:
This man fit just wipe out Nigerian middle class..

The price of gas is not included here.
It's so painful to see no sign of hope after over three years of this administration. At this point, even the upper class are feeling the heat.

Guys here are debating 2027 election results that have been written and kept in a cooler somewhere? Okay ooo

airmark:
Na today? PDP laid a bad precedence long time ago. Why are you feigning ignorance?

PDP laid the bad precedence and the party that promised to write the wrong is also riding on the precedence while we continue to cheer them on and still hoping for a better country? No wahala sir.

airmark:
Unless Seyi do Tinubu's bidding, i don't see how his candidate will enter if Apc put their house in order before the election.

So elections in Nigeria are no longer about the people's votes but whose bidding one is doing right? Maybe everyone should just sit at home then since the one that does the president's bidding is assured of victory already. What a country!

semid4lyfe:
Secondary infertility dey sha. No diss or disrespect intended, just saying.

You mean a family that has two kids at the time they chose to in ten years could be suffering from secondary infertility just because the decided against family planning? Please, educate me.
The day I heard a female medical doctor saying she would never do family planning, I knew the side effects might be more than what we were told. I may be wrong though.