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EzeAnambra:
The Gods must be crazy to eat that thing up there!

Tueh!!

bouncin04:
.After reading this
I got a salary increase , a credit alert from bet 9ja giving me bk my lost 1.3 million naira , military bro who left home 7 years ago to battle boko just called me after 6 years of no hear , my stolen Corolla brain box was brought back , landlord told me not to worry about my house rent , value of naira to dollar increased , Abubakar Shekau has been apprehended, got a call from the American embassy , my age got reduced by 5 years ( I got 5 years younger ) , price of fuel dropped , my child hood friends who are all doing well abroad called to help me out of the shit hole , gotv just called me that my subscription would be expiring tomorrow that they have given me an extra 11 months free subscription, my girlfriend just told me she wasn't pregnant that it was only a joke, she just built me a house ,paid off my utility bills and stopped cheating on me , just noticed my roof stopped leaking , got some funds to send my Dad back home , my pot belly went flat , Ijeoma my ex called me to say she was sorry , and news also helped me quit my smoking and drinking addictions.


Damn niggar issorite ..

01mcfadden:
They sure look alike.

I've never seen anyone that looks like me, no matter how small.
Or am I the only version of myself?

helinues:
Oga Seun, the font and style are good but increase the boldness..

Also new sections should be created Motivational/Inspirational section, Strictly Intellectual discussions section

Dislike button is also important

RTSC:
He destroyed Real Madrid with reckless abandon.
Scored difficult goals with incredible efficiency.

I won't be surprised after ten years, some will also start doubting Messi greatness.

izzou:

Nigeria was playing India and the rule of that particular game was if Nigeria could score just 1, Nigeria wins(whoever created such useless rule)

India was leading Nigeria with 99 goals. When they(the Indians) want to score, the ball turns to a lion and our goal keeper runs for his life. Then they score with ease

But Okwaraji(of Blessed memory) summoned courage. Took the ball, was about to take a shot. Ball turned into a big stone. He didn't mind. Kicked the stone with his last breath. Ball(Stone) entered the net, Nigeria wins, Okwaraji dies.

This is the version I heard as a kid


Continue to rest on Samuel Sochukwuma Okwaraji








And Ohhh, India got banned from playing football after the match(I forgot this part)

AlhajiAbdul:
OP, I think that you have muddled things up
Rita Dominic, Nkiru Sylvanus, Dakore Egbuson, Uche Jombo and co belonged to a latter generation.

This list is incomplete without the following persons:
Eucharia Anunobi
Clarion Chukwuma Abiola
Rita Nzelu
Ann Njemanze
Obot Etuk
Uche Obi-Osotule
Alexander Lopez

These were the first generation Nollywood sweethearts. How did Nkiru Sylvanus with her bad grammar make that list sef ? Uche Jombo only became popular recently....

Please, review this list and give honor to whom it is due...

AkpaMgbor:
My most memorable movie by Sandra achums is 'love without language'...where she played a village girl alongside okey bakassi and tarila Thompson I think...I still remember the scene were her fork fell to the floor and she said "fork me down" ....chaii those were the days...

rossi49ja:
You deserve a national award for this statement brother. You are a patriot yourself

Osagyefo98:
This abakiliki non igbo trying to make himself relevant.......

Please can FG comfortably carve ebonyi to north let's have peace.....in east. For once.

These guys are constituting a lot of nuisance in east and above all they are fulanis not igbo....

ariesbull:
Botswana interest me, they mock Igbo with landlocked but I figured out that most landlocked nations so well from Ethiopia, Botswana, Luxembourg etc

Enuguboy4nsk:
nice northern Igbo land is doing well...Ebonyi paid July without FAAC..Enugu had paid without FAAC...soon Anambra will follow while the useless southern Igbo states of IMO and Abia wallow in penury and bad leadership