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Politics / Re: Alert: Ipob Boys Will Destroy Big Brother Naija by secretfire: 11:49pm On Jul 24, 2021
This thread is not pure.

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Family / Re: Anytime My Husband Is Angry, This Is My Way Of Apologising To Him by secretfire: 8:16am On Jun 20, 2021
The Gods must be crazy to eat that thing up there!

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Politics / Re: Abia North: Senator Kalu Reconstructs, Renovates Schools (Photos) by secretfire: 10:35am On Dec 14, 2020
Low quality building and no landscaping. angry
Politics / Re: ENDSARS: IGP To AIGs, CPs "Resist All Violent & Riotous Elements Forthwith" by secretfire: 11:08am On Nov 07, 2020
The triumph of persuasion over force is the sign of a civilized society.

Nigeria wake up. sad

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TV/Movies / Re: Vee To Neo: "Your Dick Is Small, Though You Are Long Like 3rd Mainland Bridge” by secretfire: 6:53pm On Sep 09, 2020
.After reading this
I got a salary increase , a credit alert from bet 9ja giving me bk my lost 1.3 million naira , military bro who left home 7 years ago to battle boko just called me after 6 years of no hear , my stolen Corolla brain box was brought back , landlord told me not to worry about my house rent , value of naira to dollar increased , Abubakar Shekau has been apprehended, got a call from the American embassy , my age got reduced by 5 years ( I got 5 years younger ) , price of fuel dropped , my child hood friends who are all doing well abroad called to help me out of the shit hole , gotv just called me that my subscription would be expiring tomorrow that they have given me an extra 11 months free subscription, my girlfriend just told me she wasn't pregnant that it was only a joke, she just built me a house ,paid off my utility bills and stopped cheating on me , just noticed my roof stopped leaking , got some funds to send my Dad back home , my pot belly went flat , Ijeoma my ex called me to say she was sorry , and news also helped me quit my smoking and drinking addictions.

Damn niggar issorite .. angry

Politics / Re: I Won’t Support A Northerner As President In 2023 –el-rufai by secretfire: 5:38pm On Aug 09, 2020
Could this be another political tactics geared at slowing down the southerners who are already insisting that power must return to the south?
Celebrities / Re: Meet Rolanda Rochelle, Liz Benson Lookalike (Photos) by secretfire: 7:24pm On Jul 17, 2020
They sure look alike.

I've never seen anyone that looks like me, no matter how small.
Or am I the only version of myself?

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Air Force C-130H Aeromedical Evacuation (Pictures) by secretfire: 9:00pm On Apr 29, 2020
What are we to do with this news now
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And Simi Congratulate Burna Boy For Grammy Nomination by secretfire: 5:47pm On Nov 20, 2019
Ride on Burner.
From the way you started, i knew you will go places.

I love good music.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Seun We Don't Want This Font And Colour For Nairaland by secretfire: 11:11pm On Sep 23, 2019

Oga Seun, the font and style are good but increase the boldness..

Also new sections should be created Motivational/Inspirational section, Strictly Intellectual discussions section

Dislike button is also important

Crime / Re: Soldier Drills An Uninvited Guest In Delta, Makes Him Lie Inside Mud by secretfire: 10:15pm On Sep 01, 2019
Nigerians and cowardice be like 5 & 6 angry
Romance / Re: Beautiful Pre-wedding Pictures Of Nicholai (slimchase) & Chiamaka by secretfire: 8:27pm On Aug 04, 2019
Simple and classy.

This is one the best pre-wedding pictures i have seen on nairaland for a very long time. Not some nonsense some people post here these days.

Mr Slimchase and bride you guys look matured, lovely and ready for this journey.

I have nothing to say than happy married life to both of you.

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Sports / Re: Samuel Eto’o: ‘I Made Barcelona A Winning Team & Not Lionel Messi’- by secretfire: 4:52pm On Apr 10, 2019

He destroyed Real Madrid with reckless abandon.
Scored difficult goals with incredible efficiency.

I won't be surprised after ten years, some will also start doubting Messi greatness.
Sports / Re: In Remembrance Of Sam Okwaraji: 5 Facts About Nigeria’s Football Martyr by secretfire: 6:51pm On Mar 29, 2019
Nigeria was playing India and the rule of that particular game was if Nigeria could score just 1, Nigeria wins(whoever created such useless rule)

India was leading Nigeria with 99 goals. When they(the Indians) want to score, the ball turns to a lion and our goal keeper runs for his life. Then they score with ease grin

But Okwaraji(of Blessed memory) summoned courage. Took the ball, was about to take a shot. Ball turned into a big stone. He didn't mind. Kicked the stone with his last breath. Ball(Stone) entered the net, Nigeria wins, Okwaraji dies.

This is the version I heard as a kid cool cool

Continue to rest on Samuel Sochukwuma Okwaraji

And Ohhh, India got banned from playing football after the match(I forgot this part) grin
Same here grin


Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Early Nollywood Sweethearts by secretfire: 2:20am On Mar 24, 2019
OP, I think that you have muddled things up
Rita Dominic, Nkiru Sylvanus, Dakore Egbuson, Uche Jombo and co belonged to a latter generation.

This list is incomplete without the following persons:
Eucharia Anunobi
Clarion Chukwuma Abiola
Rita Nzelu
Ann Njemanze
Obot Etuk
Uche Obi-Osotule
Alexander Lopez

These were the first generation Nollywood sweethearts. How did Nkiru Sylvanus with her bad grammar make that list sef ? Uche Jombo only became popular recently....

Please, review this list and give honor to whom it is due...

Op hope you've heard. Now do the needful.

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Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Early Nollywood Sweethearts by secretfire: 2:11am On Mar 24, 2019
My most memorable movie by Sandra achums is 'love without language'...where she played a village girl alongside okey bakassi and tarila Thompson I think...I still remember the scene were her fork fell to the floor and she said "fork me down" grin....chaii those were the days...
Wow! I just remembered that scene. The good old Nollywood...

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Celebrities / Re: Alex Steps Out In Style After Sex Scandal. Shares New Photos And Video by secretfire: 1:59am On Mar 24, 2019
You deserve a national award for this statement brother. You are a patriot yourself grin

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Career / Re: Wendy Okolo, The First Black Woman To Earn A Doctorate In Aerospace Engineering by secretfire: 12:46am On Mar 20, 2019
These Igbo women again.
They never stop setting the pace.

Igbo amaka!
Umu Chineke!!

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Politics / Re: Umahi Set To Defect To APC Before May 29 – Sen Ogbuoji by secretfire: 8:42pm On Mar 13, 2019
This abakiliki non igbo trying to make himself relevant.......

Please can FG comfortably carve ebonyi to north let's have peace.....in east. For once.

These guys are constituting a lot of nuisance in east and above all they are fulanis not igbo....

You may likely die a senseless man if you fail to do something about your situation now.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Alph Lukau Resurrection Of A Dead Man: Funeral Parlour To Sue Him (Video) by secretfire: 5:53pm On Feb 27, 2019
Daddy freeze right now will be shaking his head.
Politics / Re: The Top 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa 2018 by secretfire: 9:48am On Sep 08, 2018
Botswana interest me, they mock Igbo with landlocked but I figured out that most landlocked nations so well from Ethiopia, Botswana, Luxembourg etc
Stop that.
Who told you Igbo land is landlocked
Politics / Re: TUC Chairman Confirms Payment Of July Salaries Without FAAC Allocations by secretfire: 6:18am On Jul 24, 2018
nice northern Igbo land is doing well...Ebonyi paid July without FAAC..Enugu had paid without FAAC...soon Anambra will follow while the useless southern Igbo states of IMO and Abia wallow in penury and bad leadership
Please stop this your Northern and Southern Igbo thing.
Crime / Re: Woman Arrested For Damaging Neighbour’s Scrotum by secretfire: 1:04pm On May 04, 2018

This is wickedness.

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