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[quote author=aloy-emeka link=topic=386208.msg5377963#msg5377963 date=1264359972]It's not about being excited. Nigerian men are hot cakes everywhere and are needed badly in Israel to help as masseuse to the wives of former gendarmes. They can be offered to River Thames later sha.[/quote]

yeah but some of his best quotes attributed to him are from his responses during his trials. Quite brilliant I must say, his response in court. ANywas not the point-

His quotes are timeless and can be cross referenced in any situation

Oscar Wilde was quite the master of words.

Most of these quotes probably emanated during his trials as a homosexual

so who is mekusyxx? huh? u better dump him fast because sefago is going to be making 9 figure salary o

A yoruba hating igbo man who has a girlfriend called bimbo

Man u girls like "figures sha," Oyinda can't FL Gators like me for who I am with my bata slippers, Old Volkswagen beetle (Aka Ijapa)

U don't know that poor guy could have potential and one day be wealthy.

And what about love?

So that, from day one everyone will know what he is bringing to the table and what he gets out of it.
In summary:
1. Biafra- (Igbos with possible Ibibio/Efik or alone)
2. Niger Delta- (Without the Ika Igbos)
3. Oduduwa
4. Arewa

More third-world countries

What happened to jumping jax, push ups, dance etc at home?

Get your wwife to wit on you, try to carry her up and down like those gym machines. Less egusi and poundo lol

Sigh. . .  you're stubborn. . . .

That works for me, we could do that. me and you, when we get married.

And a 7 figure salary like my boyfriend mekusyxx

Mekusxx has a six-figure salary. That's pretty average for an engineer, he isn't special. And I doubt he is as romantic as I am.

Yawwn, I know someone that works from 6am - 630 pm and still goes to gym afterwards Kiss Kiss My inspiration Grin Grin

Lazy men full ground sha. . . .

In America right? Well in Nigeria, after you are done at work from 9-5pm, then Lagos go-slow makes u come home at around 9pm, a time in which gyms have probably closed, how will you be able to work out?

Your laugh sounds sexy

i usually dont mind threesomes, but I have a gut feeling that pweety4me might stab me in the back

Until then. . . .

That's going to be a long tym. I dont want to even be a CEO, I want to be a professor, dont you like professors

FL Gators:
[color=teal]That is a sorry excuse lol. Seriously, go out, get the dough. Come back with the dough, give us the dough, and take your backside to the gym.

Simple. . . . or you could, get fit and get the dough minus the women.

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, if you work from 9-5pm everyday, comeback home tired and exhausted, then your wife also wants to s.h.a.g with, and spend time with you. What energy do you have left to go to the gym?

Why am I seeing so much "I"s in your post? Who are you to me?

The love of your life

I think its just the minister that is a clown. It is the prerogative of a reporter to be disrespectful.

FL Gators:
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hahah, I worked hard this past 2 months for that bod. Someone hinted to me that I was popping up
Thanks to him now I am rocking my bod

When MOST Nigerian women start dating fit, gym freak naija men, then they'll start going to the gym, okay? na 2 way!![/color]

Well there seems to be a bit of bulging on your left thigh .

Anyways, seemed it worked out for you. Tres bien- but I am keeping my pot belly all for you. Imagine you could use my belly for pillow , or tap and rub it. I can't do much with your stick and bones though (Joking no vex)

Well when the economy is better and when Nigerian women stop depending on us for everything and start working themselves, then we will have time for the gym. Right now we have mouths to feed

FL Gators:
[color=teal]Actually that was a compliment.

There are some you just wonder. . . .

And stop this loff talk.[/color]

Is that you on your profile? Man seems my baby is keeping fit . Thats good, _{most Nigerian women dont know what a gym is}

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=386208.msg5374992#msg5374992 date=1264295704]to say the least my brother[/quote]Well I am not contributing. I noticed that Oyinda provided some zimbabwe guy's link- well I wouldn't be surprised if someone in another forum provides NL Romance section as proof that Nigerian men hate Nigerian women and vice versa

FL Gators:
[color=teal]^ still cant believe that he's 20. . . . I was thinking arnd 25-29[/color]

Are you talking about me? I thot love was ageless

Or are you saying you dont love me anymore

Breaking my heart </3

So y'all are still here? This got boring for me quick lol

Man u guys just dey waste cyberspace.

it never ceases to amaze me when i see black people call their fellow blacks monkeys - my question to you is this what is your definition of a "bush"  attitude - in as much as i dont condone what maduekwe stands for ie kleptocracy and abuse of his own people, i dont see the "bushness" in his attitude - do you expect him to have the speech and mannerisms of an english man when he is an igbo man, tomorrow when white people abuse you in the streets and throw bananas on black premier league footballers when they are playing on the pitch you will be angry but look at you here calling a black man who looks like you a monkey, you must really hate yourself.

Why are you uncomfortable with a black person calling another black person monkey?  . It seems you guys are so engrossed with white people, and always have to interpret everything through their view.

A bush attitude is one without class, its actually a way of saying someone who is uncouth, bush, disrespectful and not cognizant of the equality of all humans. Except you believe that these traits are exclusive to white people, I feel that maduekwe should be held to some standards.

His attitude is extremely "bush" in that he seems too happy with his little achievements instead of focusing on the reality of a job. Its just like a little boy who has recently being given a promotion, and starts boasting to all his friends.

Sometimes I get tired when Nigerians are corrected and then they start accusing someone of colonial mentality.

Did you see how rude he was to the Sahara reporter? How do you expect the world to respect Nigeria, if we cannot produce a minister with class and amiable demeanor? He could have simply declined to answer the question instead of calling the guy names. And someone is talking about not blaming the messenger while maduekwe is insulting a journalist, who is also a messenger.

Bush man, give me a banana and I would throw it at him

^ yes, we still do. Now go away before I call sango and orunmila on you

[quote author=na2day! link=topic=385069.msg5370790#msg5370790 date=1264228552][flash=430,350]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYFXsoMbVAE&hl=en"[/flash]

see him taking fire from sahara reporters, [size=14pt]00.28sec, man dat expression is classic [/size]

  01:33sec "is anybody in charge of this place?

its only in 9ja dat the truth is insulting
imagine if its a white man dat asked him d question, i'm sure it wouldnt be an insult!
Na wao, our bicycle minister [/quote]Man this guy is really local I repeat. His attitude is very bush. Someone asks you a question and you behave like a monkey. I was once in a meeting where an Egyptian minister was asked several uncomfortable questions. Despite this he was extremely polite and respectful. However, not the case for this onitsha monkey

And this idiot does it again

"I bring to this job, many years of experience . . ."

God, i hate all our bloody leaders

Man our attitudes have to change.

Man beautiful - anytime I hear Chinua AAchebe speak, I am always forced to listen.

^Yobo looks way better than her

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=382668.msg5370206#msg5370206 date=1264206317]she's not ugly. she is very pretty but yea she's fat. lol not that being fat is a bad thing. one man's meat. . .
and what do u mean yobo could have done better? who is yobo? isn't he just a football player? so why is he entitled to more than MBGN? 

@amaka, she has been gaining weight even b4 she got pregant. u can check her pics on facebook. even in the miss world contest she went to, she was not exactly skinny.[/quote]Yeah she is , Yobo could definitely have done better considering the fact that is actually good looking and a soccer player. MBGN doesn't really mean she is that beautiful. That competition is rigged

Orobo pepsi, I could imagine how she will look at 40, like a Helium Balloon

Haha she is also 20 and she looks 40 man thats just terrible.

Fat ugly girl eeeeeww

Yobo could have done way better man

Fellow Nairalanders we should understand that this is HARDtalk. Any question can come from anywhere which u may not be ready for.

Wow, then a minister really need to be exceptionally intelligent to figure out that the most likely questions to be asked during an interview to any foreign minister would typically be the two most embarrassing issues to nigeria- underwear bomber and MIA president.

What did Ojo Maduekwe expect the man to ask him- if Ojo wanted tea?

Bankole and his ponmo lips

^ Search through google

Put the main title and then include Nairaland

No one ever considered Venezuela a model for Nigeria. Infact I believe Nigeria has a brighter future than most Latin american countries, though its not even close to Brazil.