Desorlah mi owon,

Bawo ni, se o wa pa? mo missi re gan ooo,

Baale ooo, Iku ise ilu ooo, eba wa be bobo ayaworan yi ki o fiwa lorun sile ooo, ani ise dale ati asa yoruba ko fi aye gba wa lati ni yala iru oyon ti o gbe si oju iwe eyin yen tabi fi aye gba wa lati fi oju wa woo. ni tori, yoruba is not into pornogr, we hate if, if not totally, but in our land here, ode ye ki a so fun ore wa ki o gbe awo ran oduduwa tabi aworan ti o mu ogbon wa si ibe yen, ati aworan obirin ti o fi aso bo ihoho re daadaa,

Eseun wa ooo, bobo kuruje  

Well Olutomiwa,

Jowo so more fun wa, nigbawo ati bawo lose sele gan?

I saw the pictures but could only comment (U NO WELL)

Well, nigba ti o miss oyan ni kekere e, o se ba MOMSI re soro woya won le fi omi fo omu won Ma, and fun e mu, tabi ko n se oyan daadaa ni?

Iya omu oje e mi ooo, mo mu oyan momsi mi fun odun meji (2 yrs) and was great fun

@ Thread Author,

Brother,

I see your point. I can see from your point of view that we got lots of jobs on ground to do than that of a so -called wedding.

So many issues needed to be attended to, maybe even applying the Ghanian man principles, I mean that of our Hon. Lt. Jerry Rowllings.

Bankole01,

I don't know what point you are trying to make, by calling Yaradua a crook.

So just because he is now the president, his daughter should not get married? Or she should wait until her father leaves power, before saying "I do?"

I don't get it o!

You won't know, until you Nigeria gets worse to a point where you had to beg me to browse or surf the internet and say, I wanna comment here.

I ci Nzini? Bi ko gwa mu n hi a? N di serious

Igbo Kwenu, ke du ko di, ke du ma ka onya, hummm Ikomi, Idi nu ulo?

Dear People,

Please I really need your help. I don't know if you could help me with the name of any company that produces a dual view decoder / receiver (Like when a station is tuned on TV1, you can watch another station on TV2 in another room; and maybe TV3, TV4 , another station).

Please if possible, site address too can do.

I really need your help on this and want to get one and send to my people in Nigeria.

Regards,

Segoye2

Hello Landers,

Please I really need your help. I don't know if you could help me with the name of any company that produces a dual view decoder / receiver (Like when a station is tuned on TV1, you can watch another station on TV2 in another room; and maybe TV3, TV4 , another station).

Please if possible, site address too can do.

I really need your help on this and want to get one and send to my people in Nigeria.

Regards,

Segoye2

Iyawo mi,

Bawo ni, se o wa pa? Nana bawo ni, Baale eku ise ilu ooo, se e wa laafin?

Hello Baby,

Bawo ni, se o wapa?

wetin dey?

dry ;d

@ Thread Author,

I really like the topic, and my jaws are fallen already.
Where are you in the U.K? mayb you could come down to my place and tell me more JOKY?

@segoye

LOL!!! This is why I love this board!

You think it can't work, do you?

@ poster
what do u need help with ? love him like u would love any other man

Well, I think she's a white lady really. The thing is if she really wanted us to help in the beggin process, we could lead her to our thread, make her talk it in there and believe me, Her husband will certainly get to read from us.

@ thread Author,

Do you still need our help? just tell us what is it you really wanted. But, if you want to know more about Nigerian culture? you gat to come down with your baby and spend sometime here with you INLAWS, who knows, you might end up knowing how to cook, EBA, IYAN, AMALA, GBEGIRI, MIYAN KUKA, OFE EGUSI, BANGA SOUP, TUWO, SEMO, ELUBO, and sometimes know how to eat Nsu, gbegiri and dawa dawa

I bet you, Nigeria is a great and fun place to be.

Baale, Eseun ooo. I nu mi de dun si gbogbo akitiyan yi.

Aya mi ni kin ki yi oooo,

Baale wa laba, sugbon won su lowolowo.

Mo wa pa ooo, a ti sun ojo Iwuye ohun si waju oooooo, se baale ti fi to yin leti nigba ti e ba won ni afin?

Brother Big B1,

Watdz up, is pretty long time. How are you doing and how are you coping with the strike?

ThiefofHearts,

Bawo ni, se daada lo ji? oko re n ko?

Si Mustay,

Looto ni oro re, oro aye gba suru gidigidi, nitori la i si suru, a ma mu ni kose.

Is nice to know you already forgiven him/her.

I want to get back to bed before ki Iyawo mi to ba mi lori net, ki n lo ba ni bedroom.

Oda aro Al Raheem, Oda aro busy brain, hummm sorry busy bee _{just kidding}

I love u giys u are sooooo highly intelligent , infact i don't know what else to write as u have stated everything i had in mind consicely to the few ignorants in this forum, i personally believe that naija will never , never join the comity of advanced nations not until some blood are shed, not until lunatic kleptomaniacs like OBJ, Dopriaye, Atiku, IBB, Tony Anenih, Bode George, etc and etc are hanged for their crimes just like saddam hussein was, not until we round up and firing squad those satans heartless pren armed robbers in babaringas and monkey suits will niaj be ok, the same old mafia/cabal have taken us for ride for too long! God pls, and pls, send back Babatunde Idiagbon and Buhari, we need them to handle our affairs again, what else can i say? i rest my case 4 live cos am tired and frustrated discussing about naija basket case, thank God for making one of d few millions that left d shores of naija many yrs ago,

You just struck on the basic thrust of the labour strike. Why should Nigeria refuse to repair 4 refineries and build at least 5 additional since 1999 if all other OPEC countries from Saudi Arabia to Bahrain, Russia to Venezuela all refine their crude and even export to other countries? Is it because Nigerians have been so docile and stupid to accept the baloney that only the so - called private sector could do anything while the Otedolas make their trillions taking money from our banks to import refined petroleum products which they sell at ridiculous margins? Like IPMAN is saying what stops Otedola and Dangote from simply closing down the refineries they have "bought" the same way Dangote closed down the National Salt Company, Ijoko Ota he bought from Babangida in the 1980s while he made his cool billions from imported "Dangote " salt?

The issue is if Obasanjo could build two refineries between 1976 and 1978 (i.e. Port harcourt 2 and Kaduna), what nothing stops him from repairing 4 refineries and building at least 5 more between 1999 and 2007? Would that not have ensured less dependence on imported fuel, provide enormous amount of jobs as well as support local industrial productivity? I am baffled that even the NLC is not raising issue about local production but harping on reverting 70 naira to 65 naira. Isn't this puerile? Why should govt not increase prices if prices of PMS for instance is at least 230 naira in the international market from which the Otedolas import from and we all have to pay them the balance that should be used for other things?

The issue is we must produce locally! and we can no longer wait for any private investor to come and build refineries for us when they couldn't do it in 8 years. What stopped Otedola and Dangote from building refineries all these years from the super profits garnered from cheap fuel imports? Why do they have to buy existing ones? Enough of all this IMF and World bank bullshit. We have been held hostage long enough by their nonsensical arguments and our govt slavish acquiscence to them.

@ Big Sis,

Does your Stat imply that Nigerians are paper scammers? and the parents too are culprit? I read that with ignorance and admit it that you never said that.

@ Thread Author,

If you really love your man, go for him, tell him you are dame sorry, and you now realised all your great faults. If possible, get few Nigerian men you know around him to do part of the begging, or any of his relation (family members) you know around to send your messange across to him that you really love and care for him.

Generally, some Nigerian men, though not restricted to Nigerian men alone, any man would be mad seeing his lady floating around. I bet you, he will go mad. The fact that you helped him on his papers are not enough reasons for cheating on him or something especially when he proposed marriage and you both already got a kid. But is ok, we don't need to start blaming you, or dishing out blames, the way forward is what you need.

Go for him, his your man, if he really loves you, he will forgive you and you too on your own part must make him see a new person in you. The American culture is a decent one, so is the Nigerian culture, so be yourself, be good to him, prove to him you are repentant and you will discover that the Nigerian man, is the most wonderful man around in any community or region.

And if you need us to do a mass plea to his email address, I segoye2 can raise around 1200 persons to email him, to forgive you. We are ready to help you all through.

Long live Nigeria.

@ Thread,

The Bush man language:-

ki ki kin ti ri ti ti ti / po ko po ti kri ti lo ll.

You can learn more from this movie The Gods must be Crazy!    

e ra eyin eyan mi,
Eka ati Jibiti, ko da to to, e she la won neighbor mi ji Cable tv mi ni sha, won ro bi pe awon gbon. Mo Catch won Red handed ni, but mo so ko kon fun won, to ri pe mo mo pe American Nepa, o ni pe Ja ena mi. So won wa ja la ana. e nu wa bi mi pe, mo ni ra ye wo Onlinenigeria Movie ati lo Nairaland, ati cocoradio.com. So emi lo wa ji ena won, but awon o mo. Atleast mo ro be, Won de le gbo ena ye ko sha, Ti gbese won batti wa, ma she adura fun won ki Olorun ba won San.!! e le believe Ena lo gbe mi sha in the process le meta. But its worth it 4 mo wa pe lu yin sin!!! Awon oloshi.

Bawo lo se se, o ra cable ni ? se o bo wire na mo le sha,? nitori ti o ba se be, oma back fire ooooo, jo take note oooo, de je ki awon ara ile e mo wipe oji ina; ibi ni ina na de gba or else, o le bumarang ooo, ti famili e ba de wa mo baji, ojepe won ti di culprit ni yen ooo, Isn't that dame family fun? having a shared stealing experience! _{Just kidding}

Si Busy Bee,

Desorlah ati segoye2,oye kini jero yin je e

Mo ka oro ti oso nipa emi ati iyawo mi desorlah, sugbon ooo. emi fe fi ye o pe atemi ati iyawo mi di i di ma fun o ni esi ni, nitoripe, a n wo oju awon agbalagba ati baale, papa julo awon eyan pataki bi Ikamefa, Nana, omonaija, ayefele, Ikomi, Oba Seun Osewa, Al Reheem, hummmm ati be be lo ni a wo oju wo n to fa ti a fi gbe solo je. Sugbon ooo, jowo jowo, se alaye fun ile daa da yi ohun ti o je ki o pe wa ni JERO.
Oro re lori threadi yi ko mu ogbon tabi erin wa ra ra ra, nise ni o mu ibinu ati ija dani.

Si Baale,
Baba oo, ki ara o le oo, ema binu si ogbenni wa yi o, o ye mi wipe nise lo fe soro basha basha, boti leje wipe, eyin ni omo kekere e n fi ogbon bu, mo ko iru oro re, mo de ti baja, e mase binu si, omo ki n ponu ki a le fun ekun pa.

Si Al Raheem,
Ma binu si ore wa, omo kekere lo de si, ni sin ti o fe je ore re, wo boya e le je ore ke, True friends fight sometimes. Ati wipe, people are not the same, thats the busy bee way of saying hi. mo ni gbagbo pe aggresive lover ni ogbenni re yi

Wa kick ass won, ope gbenu si ass ni

Baale Ekaro, ema binu pe ope kin to kan si yin. Ki Iyawo mi to de lana? owo irole daada nitoripe osare se awon ise kan ni ibi ise.

Ati jo gbe ro, a de ri wipe ati sun ojo na si waju ni pataki. A fi a ra mo Sir.

Ejowo, eba wa so fun ala gogo lati kede Isunsiwaju Iwuye owun di igba ti striki yio fi kase ni le. Ati paapa julo, oye ti mo fe je, oye ile ni, eyen ni wipe, eyi ti ile wa ni striki, yio soro fun mi lati se eto owun ko fun na,

Mo fe sare jade fun road walki, tin ba pada wa, ma wa kan siyin ni afin.

Ki ara o le o baba.

Omo yin ni tooto,

Desorlah & Segoye2

MiShoo mo wapa, bawo ni? ni bo lo wa? Ile abi ni ibi ise

Si Isrealite,

ikedepataki  fun eyin temi

mofiwe pe gbogboyin lokunrin, lobinrin, lomode ati ni agbalagba, mo fe joye ni ilu mi. oba fabunmi ti okemsi fe fimi je oye otunba fun awon odo in ilu okemsi iyen ni ipinle ekiti,
 ayeye na mawaye ni ojo keje, osu keje odun 2007(7th of july, 2007). papajulo awon , awon temi ni nairaland ti momo bi eni to mowo.   richylaw, segoye2, ika6, nana, ati eyin ti mo ranti orukoyin, eyin ti e wa ni okeokun mafi nkan ti yin ranse, fun awon ti won wa ni naijiria jije, mumu ati igbadun lopolopo yio wa, ese oo
     
                                                                                        OTUNBA ADEMOLA ISRAEL
                                                                                                A.K.A  ISRAELITE

Huummmm Ma ba Iyawo mi soro boya ole wa si ibi ayeye na LIVE!, mo de fe fi ye yin wipe, Sir, mon gbadun yin gan ni oooo. Inu mi de dun wipe, egba ati emi ati Iyawo mi Desorlah gege bi ore Idile yin (famili friendi), ayo na yio kari gbogbo wa oooo, Amin.

SI Baale,

Ori Ido bale ni mo wa. Ema binu si mi lori oro iwe yen, ko da, igbagbe gba lo se mi. Oda bi enipe aya mi fe isun siwaju Iwuye owun nitoripe opolopo awon eyan ti ape lati nigeria oni le wa nitori oro Visa ati bee bee lo. Ati pelu pelu, Strike owun je ti Oni gbe le e, (Indoor), ko da yio pa wa lara gan ni. Ma sare te Iyawo mi ni ago, ma de pada fun yin ni abo, nitori mi o fe se tinu mi nikan, ati wipe, oro ajoso wa nikan ni mo le dimu wipe o se koko nitoripe, owun ne pe awon eyan e fun iwuye owun, a de n wa ohun kan pato lati dimu sinsin ti o je ki a sun ojo na si waju.

Baale, ti a ba fi abo si tan, ejowo e bawa ke si Alagogo ilu wa yi, lati kede re ka kiri ori threadi eyi to ku ooooo,  

Eseun baba wa.

Emi ni omo yin,

Segoye2

Ma binu simi, sugbon mo kan ni kin sare bere lowo ire ni, ti ire ba mo oun ti ire n so lowolowo yi. Ati wipe, se oti ri iyawo mi ni osan yi? oda bi enipe a fe sun ojo iwuye wa si waju ooo, bo ti le jepe a ma sofun baale lati bawa ba Oba agba ni pa fi fi ase si isun si waju na.

Bawo lo ko tire, tabi ire ne n wa hook up ni hin yi  

Ewo nkan ti mo ri ka lati ori alantaku nigeria. HA! eyi o da ra ra ra, ko bo ju mu oooo.

As the nationwide strike declared by labour unions and the civil society coalition entered the second day today, public hospitals in the country have started discharging their patients due to the absence of doctors and nurses. Investigations at some of the public hospitals in Lagos, Oyo and Delta states, this morning revealed that the authorities had asked families and relatives of patients to come and remove them as a result of the absence of critical duty personnel in the hospital.

Si Kateflow,

yahoozee , yahoo ooo

What is this supposed to mean? Se ko n se pe won ba e ja ooo?

Ore mi Raheem,

I nu mi dun si oro re yen, ni bayi ti a n su ojo Iwuye mi siwaju, jowo se ole salaye fun Iyawo mi ibi ti mo ti a tile ri kinni Jark yen? ani the meat