Dear Landers,

Am writing a book on the subject line and would like to get a million help from you. Is going to be an assembling of lots of moments that are embarassing to the one. Maybe, I should give example of what I meant. And please, all contribution would be edited, Though, the name of the writer would be retained, even in the printed version of the book. Is a kind of credit work that would go round and long way.

Style Number 1:

A friend of mine once told me this, I never believed it, until I saw the twin.
Am aware he registered for the just concluded Gulder Altimate Search, he went for the interview / screening exercise in Benin City. It was in the screening ground that he saw the shock.
After scaling through the first interview, they were asked if they could swim. Everyone answered "yes, yes". He too, did same. When they climb down to water (swimming pool), believe what he saw; lots of nigerian girls, boys, old, young, trying to win the few ticket left for Edo State. The swimming began, and he was at first in the front, when he saw a lady drowning, am sure, she' beautiful, coupled with the fact that she's a lady, he got close and rescued her. When they got out of the pool, he discovered, her left breast was outside its restriction area, he was confused, he couldn't help place it back. He was trying to have his fill of the show when he saw her sister / friend running towads him (where the drown was laying), before he could explain to her the situation of things, He got a complimentary slap, maybe twice or more, he actually lost count. He felt bad and decide to drop his dreams of searching for a lost treasure, I querry and consoled him. Such is like, a treasure turned a breast.

The recent expirence was, at the Nigerian Immigration Service Recruitment. A friend send me a clip of what he saw. it was sorry "as the pitgins will put it".

Please, upload your embarrasing moments here and it shall be styled!

Regards,

Segoye

Si Akowe Baale,
Alantaku Yoruba ti an mosi weebu,
Nairaland
Nigeria.

SI: Atunko iwe yi si ede yoruba fun lilo gbogbo omo ilu wa yi

Jowo, ba mi tun iwe yi ko ni ede abinibi wa fun lolo awon omo ilu wa yi.

Mo ti fi iwe yi ronse si baale wa ati oba agba, Seun. Jowo tesiwaju lati tunko gege bi mo se gba o ni imoran.

Emi ni ore re nitooto.

Ibu owolu:

Oloye Segoye2 ati Olori Re.


Well, I just confirmed the story from some top LP officials in Ondo State. The news is real. Now that we know is no more a story but a complete current affairs, appeal or pleading court would not help any fellow. We the citizens of Ondo will be ready to forgive any person / group of persons that betray the trust we invested in them. The problem now is, if finally, appeal and/or pleading court decides to show Our beloved Agagu his way home with instructions that he done his worst, what would happen to him, Why not send this whole nightmares to prison to cool off their heads like,

Nigeria is one, Ondo State in one, our strength is not built in parties, we believe in individuals, Mimiko stood by the trust, I cast my trust to him, his worth the entire state.

Agagu too is worth the entire state, but first, he should give back the votes of the state back to the state. I already said small.

Am speaking for the crowd.

Regards,

Segoye2

Can any supply us the information on when the tribunal started, when it ended,some few reactions and so on, please?

Well, I just confirmed the story from some top LP officials in Ondo State. The news is real. Now that we know is no more a story but a complete current affairs, appeal or pleading court would not help any fellow. We the citizens of Ondo will be ready to forgive any person / group of persons that betray the trust we invested in them. The problem now is, if finally, appeal and/or pleading court decides to show Our beloved Agagu his way home with instructions that he done his worst, what would happen to him, Why not send this whole nightmares to prison to cool off their heads like,

Nigeria is one, Ondo State in one, our strength is not built in parties, we believe in individuals, Mimiko stood by the trust, I cast my trust to him, his worth the entire state.

Agagu too is worth the entire state, but first, he should give back the votes of the state back to the state. I already said small.

Am speaking for the crowd.

Regards,

Segoye2

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Let me know if this helps.

Segoye

Hello House,

I really missed you all. Am finally moving back to Nigeria to setup my office and business. I will tell you more on it later.

Baale, Eku ise ilu wa ooo. Iyawo mi, ku ise ribi ribi ti on se oo. I nu mi dun nigba ti mo ri awon aworan ile ati ibi ise ti oti bari yen. ko si aya miran ti o dabi tire. Mo ni fe e gan ni (I love you).

Mo n bo.

Segoye

@ All,

I will like to introduce you to the official website of Princess Alice Ukoko.

www.aliceukoko.org and www.womenofafrika.org

Please feel free to add your comment to this thread!.

Your comments are highly appreciated.

Regards,

Segoye2

Baale, Eseun Wa ooo, Koda Inu mi dunpe e wa ni alafia. Egbon mi lo fun ise abe orun (neck surgery) lo fa ti mi o fi wa si ori threadi yi. Koda, opelope olorun ati ati lehin Aya mi.

Eyin alejo ninu ilu wa, e kabo ooo, niwon igba ti o ti je wipe ewa bawa yo ni ori threadi yi, ayo eyin ni ko ni baje ooo, ogo olorun yio ma wa yin ri. Gbogbo awon ari Ogo, Ba Ogo je koni ni agbara lori Ogo wa ooo. Amin.

Baale, e fun mi ni addressi yin lori alantakun kin bale so ero abani soro mi sinu re.

Mo nife gbogbo yin ooooo,

Emi ni tiyin tooto,

Oloye Segoye2 ati Desorlah
Abo ba Jiro of Nairaland.

How do one JOIN POLITICS Locally, Nationally and Abroad?
How do one join politics in Nigeria?
Need Steps please

Eku odun tuntun yi ooo. Ire wa ninu odun yi yio wa wa ri oooo,

baale eseun wa ooo, ma ma fi ero ibani soro mi sowo siyin ni owuro ola.

CHEERS for 2008

Hello

Sad, I don't celebrate Christmax, Cos am a JEWI

Thanks Wunmi,

My wife should have told you I went back to London not to resume work fully only, I was actually sent to a course. Spent 2 weeks in Jacksonville in Florida and later resumed back to U.K to complete the course. I was not only busy, but was very very busy.

You guys 'v done great work on this thread. All is a kinda Pornographical stuff, I reviewed from the very first page I stepped out, well is great but real RAW!.

Etun wa omo oduduwa yin se oooooooo

Segoye2

heya,ase iru nakan bayi sele ni abule wa,lawon kan o je ka rimu mi,bi a ba soro won a ni isokuso la nso,ewo loda ju ninu eni ti o nso isokuso ati eni ti o nba iyawo oniyawo sun lafin?eemo re o,won ti gbagbe pe talker lasan lawa awon gangan ni doer,amo inu mi dun si pe won fo abe iyawo segoye lafin,se e gbagbe pe segoye wa lara awon ti won dite mo obowunmi ati iya aje labule wa,olorun lo mu,bi emi na ba ni opportunity ma fo abe iyawo e just to slight him,awon eleha nko?se won o ja si?ajide ara abe a ma je o

Ogbeni elenu jebe bi iso, gbo temi oooo. Ti oba sora eee, wa gbona ibi ti ore te O, wunmi gbalo. Ati wipe, emi ati Iyawo mi, Aya oloye abo Oba jiro ti Ile Odua lori weebu yi ti pari eto lati se ayeye igbeyawo pelu oko re, ani olowo ori re, eni ti amo si Segoye2; Ani emi funra mi.

Sowwy ooo, mo de ti pada wa bayi, am in the country. 24/7 online. Ti oba mu inu bimi, gegebi oloye, ati asoju oba wa agba, ani Aree Seun, a o funmi ni agbara lari so oruko re si ibi ti mo so Aje --- wunmi si, Final.

Nitorina, mo ti de, slow down. Fara buruku bale fast fast!.

Ekule eyin omo oduduwa tooto.
Oti to ojo meta kan bayi ti mo wa si ori threadi ti owa ni ori alantaku ti a mo si weebu yi.
Se ara gbogbo yin le ooo, Igbagbo mi ni wipe mo ba gbogbo wa ni ayo ati alafia.
Mo se pada wa si ile ni ooo, ise aje ati oro ilu wa o je kin pada wa si ori threadi yi. Ati pelu, oro lori eto igbeyawo mi ati eya mi lo gba okan mi.

Baale se ewa laafi? mo gbiyanju lati ri yin nigba ti mo soda si U.S lati ri yin sugbon, ipade ti abalo n wo alaale, we were too busy to calculate a time for ourselves. Sugbon ko si ijonu, ma yojusiyin laipe yi. Paapa julo, kin to se igbeyawo mi, ma ri yin, you are a talent, and I will want you to chair the whole ceremoney. Koda, ni Nigeria ni ati ma se Igbeyawo ohun.

Bawo de ni ore mi Ikomi?

Eku imura odun tuntun ton bo lona ooooooooo.

Emi ni oreyin, ti yin tooto.

Segoye2

please don't join the army one can still get a good job some day and some how.

Why do you hate the Nigerian Army with the great passion? They are the best and well organized military sect we have in our country today. They are the best we could ever count on. I love to be one of them my dear. Next time you hate, give reasons for your hate or else, keep quiet in such public place!

Segoye2
Clapham Common,
Unite Kingdom

Oti to ojo meta kan bayi baale. Iku oro ilu wa yi ooooo, e de kun imura odun keresimesi ton bo lona yi, yio bawa ni ayo ati alafia oo (amin).

Hello Nigeria,

Nigerian Army is Recruiting 61st Regular Army for 2008 Intake. Application still on. Get more info @ http://unitybankng-tsd.com/na/army_login.aspx

You can as well get the registration Card for online application from any Unity Bank around you.

Cheers and good luck.

Segoye2

Yes, you stoled it from me before before
Gave me back of I call ma Papa for you

Naughty you, whic kin a-z u fit dash me? dem never yarn u say me na ka ko? ok, tell me, where ur a-z dey? hunnn? a= up and z = down abi

I love the thread. Just like Speak Yoruba ha ha ha ha hah

Check Guardian Newspaper of Tuesday, September 25, 2007 page 33 - 36 for the final result of the NNPC / MPN joint venture 2006/2007 scholarship awards result.

My Cousin just belled me and you can't believe it, he was lucky to be given a scholarship.

Best regards to the House!

Am LOST

Well, Uniben Post UME Exam, I heard from my cousin in Nigeria would be coming up tomorrow 20th Sept. 2007. You can check for the screening aknowledgment slip on www.uniben.waeup.org

Good luck to all

gbagba ti de

Ki ni itumo eyi oooo

Si gbogbo ile,

Eku faaji ale ana ooooo, E JIRE BI ?

Si Baale,

Eseun gan baba wa, ma de ma kan siyin lori ero mi tin ba ti de ilu wa lohun, Mo n pada laaro oni.

Si Iya Aje,

Tire ti BA oooooo,

Si FATTY27,

Awa o kin se omo ogun oooo, omo Odua ni awa n se, Odua a gbe wa ni hin yi, ogun a de gbe ire na ni ohun oooooooo

Hello Room,

I read through your post and the rest of it. Is pretty great to read through the thread.

Well, I am currently involved in a distance relationship and is moving on well. The first of it all is if you are Really or Deeply in love with her. The second is as same as the first, DO you involve yourselves in Sexual Acts (sex)? Do you have Trust Her, Do you think she really love you?, is she sincere and worth entrusting your heart to?,

When you ask yourself more more more of this questions, then, the issue of a breakup would either sink in or vanish.

If she truly or deeply, or really, or sincerely love you and you happen to break her heart, what then would you say you have achieved?, If you were in her shoes and you trully love her and on the long run, she dumped you, would you feel happy, relieved and glad she did? Has someone you really trusted and love ever failed or throw back the love you felt for her back to your face? DID it hurt?

If you love her, Distance will not bother you guys. If you wanna save money, you can let her know, you are gonna save money for this or that project, I bet ladies understand it when you make them see the reasons for your actions.

Am currently reciding in Clapham Common, have been here for 3 years now. I just came into town few weeks back. She' doing fine. We had never had sex and won't. She waited for me for about 2 years plus. Thats the spirit of love.

The love you feel for each other varies, so don't take much advice from our brothers in here. Ensure she really love you, set a goal for your relationship and see how you can develop an avenue for her to trust you even more. Every relationship has its ups and downs, so, this is not the end of it all, you know what you want. When you finally see to it that the relationship is nothing but seeing each other as sex slaves, then you need to back off, before is too late, Try love her even more than when you first met her, if you gat any problem, let her know what the problems are. I bet she will listen and understand, Don't try break any ladies heart. You can't allow anybody to do that to you, so don't to others!,

Finally, BE FAITHFUL

Best of luck from me.

Segoye2

Mishoo bawo ni, se o wa pa.

Baale, nje e mo nkan kan nipa igi ti ara kunrin yin so bi?

I have heard of this mysterious tree called "nnunu ebe" only in story. It is believed that it found in some part of Igbo land. The story said that birds do not petch on it and the leaves does not fall on ground. If the leaves want to fall, birds will carry it back to the top of the tree. No grass or living things grow under it or within its radius. If any bird touches it, it dies instantly. So also other living things.
Please, can some one tell me of this wonderful tree?

I like Goat meet, though is pretty expensive here, but is worth it. And little of Cow meat when I was 7, but since then, Goat has been D MEAT!

Full of LIVE!

Inside the Classroom

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Aworan Mi!