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babyfaceafrica:
Story....who is the governor biko?..stop rigmarolling

For now, all I can tell you is that the guvnor was a guvnor in naija between 1999 and 2007

iMUMUweh:


wonders shall never end!


I woke up this morning only to see my neighbor's fowl pulling down pant to urinate..

what surprised me the most is that the fowl removed the pant and spread it on the wire because she's seeing her period!

Are you sure you're okay at all?

Dyt:



Following your husband's gf everywhere on social media
So much low self-esteem

Do you compare her to you or wanna look like her?


Woman
The one you have problems with is your Randy horseband

By their words, you shall know them

motta:
greed kills bayarn 1x and over 4.5 .what were you thinking

becos e no enta abi?

like say e enta now, na dat time you go come realize say greed dey good

For dis punting business eh, anything wey your mind tell you dey correct

I don't know why... but this is a very funny story to me

The laughter must have been very opprobrious

I counted 20

supersystemsnig:
Hahaha. Thanks for the tips brov.

You're welcome

You'll be shocked when you realize that in most relationships, no matter how much they try to disguise or downplay it; the women are primarily out for what they can get from the relationship

It wouldn't be such a bad idea if you as a guy decide to do the same thing to them, would it?

supersystemsnig:
Jeez, i'll patiently chew on these again and again... without doubt, you're good

Don't only chew it

Make sure you digest it

supersystemsnig:
It is well. What do we do? We need to marry females, we need them to love us, nurture and train our kids, take care of the home and support us in every way possible while we're handling other matters....


What's the way out with all this women-mistrust that is pervasive in this society ?

What you will do might depend on the type of person you are

But if I should advise you, I'll say learn to love yourself rather than looking for a woman to love you

You will be so disappointed if you choose to go that way

Because a woman may never truly love you as a person

But rather she'll be more interested in loving what you represent to her at any given point in time

You may want to get married to a woman who will truly support you but I'll advise you never to count on that

On the way out of this high level of mistrust for women these days, listen to me, there's no way out

The system is now totally corrupted

The best you can do for yourself is to learn how to play the field

What do I mean by this?

Yes, women are always willing and ready to manipulate you, consciously and subliminally

Be on the look out for that at all times

Whenever she tries to goad you into doing what you don't want to do most especially with that real man of a thing; never give in

But you know the best thing you'll do for yourself?

Learn how to manipulate women

You'll be doing yourself a lot of service when you do that

supersystemsnig:
I've realized i don't even know women thesedays. One has to deal with them carefully...

I figured out women a long time ago

When you are dealing with someone who is NATURALLY selfish, you need to learn how to be extra careful.

Can you imagine, you will do everything for a woman thinking you're helping a human being but watch what will happen when it's her time to pay you back

Trust no woman even the one you call your wife

The day she will surprise you with her true nature which is wholly irrational and of course, unbridled selfishness, sorry will be your name

supersystemsnig:
I don't take money from ladies oh. May God spare my life from challenges that will push me to asking a lady to loan me money. My investment crashed some weeks back, could have asked for help from a lady, i watched it crashed and was fulfilled....I won't tarnish myself before anyone..Lai lai...

I'm telling you

Any wise man who really likes his life should learn how to be very very very careful when dealing with women

They way the reason and even act at times is enough to make you think twice

The excessive love of money is the root if all evil

I feel like blaming the lady for sounding so money conscious

But on the other hand, I know how some men can be

Once they spot they can exploit you, you don jam because they will exploit and exploit and exploit you until you drop down dead

I hate all of you humans

Una too get wahala

King4Roller:
My brother na rush hour forecasting i use carry them. Stabaek wey win Molde. Lillestrom beat them

I undastan

Na jus one of those things

King4Roller:
Wetin carry me go Molde o. I know say those idiots go lose. God help my ticket.

Wetin carry you go molde?

So you think say alabi jazz na small thing?

IkpuMmiri:
It Shall Never Be Well With Nnamdi Kanu!

This your name sef

Bikonu ka m jukwanu o, mmiri o na-enwe ikpu bikonu ndi be anyi?

RedDistrict:
so 23 odd real betis win sha

and person say luck nor follow inside this tin

the guy who posted ronaldo to score NO sef see this game already

issokay

I dey tell youuuu

Everything for this betting business na by chance

Madrid wey don dey always score goal for over 60 consecutive matches now no fit score even one goal for their own backyard

But that's just the way it is

Abeg People wey dey enta village tonite, abeg make una rememba to buy bread for us o wey don dey village since as una dey come!

I dey wish una safe journey o!

Fools

Wasted youths everywhere!

While their mates are thinking and working on the next world changing invention like WhatsApp

They are here arguing who is better between igbos and yorubas

Shame on all of you tribalistic dolts

The problem is not whether you can watch youtube or not

The problem is what exactly are you watching on YouTube.

Some people will be using the time God gave them to sleep and rest their brain to be streaming nonsense

At such times, they will think they are doing 9mobile but in essence, they're doing themselves

Nice points

But you didn't list one of my strongest talents: mimicking

Something tells me a 30 yr old python hiding inside someone's trousers is going to dance

Some men sef

How come this thread only has one page?

Does it mean that our youths are now tired of anything concerned with interviews and job applications?

I seriously hope so.

Amhappy:
Bomoi was the NYSC director when I served 2008/2009. Rip Sir

And so?

Normally, guys don't respond to words

So I don't think any lines will ever work

Guys respond to visuals

So you might as well approach him in semi nüdes

Watch as the guy go dey say yes yes to anything you say

vic155:
And the day the whole world and Igbo people will understand what cleasing mean

You mean ethnic cleansing abi spiritual cleansing?

Probably neymar go don tell im boys to bet neymar to score

Na im cavani con wan spoil show for am

BoyHuncho:
she's right tho..

A quality number of women/girls have saggy boobs( no offense intended)..But push up bras make them look very round,big and yummy, but when u open the bra the thing go just come down like the nigeria naira

Choi

Bros diarisgod o!

Which one con be fall like Nigeria naira?

Women don soffa no be small

I smell lies

Wetin dey dia na?

Na guyman gufnor im be na

4ukdamods:
So this is what nairaland has been reduced to? Does seun still care about this forum? completetely irrelevant nonsense keeps flooding front-page.

To be frank, I think he doesn't

Egwu ikpu ngwanu!

Oya napu m ya

Sekem sekem sekem

Iyaaa

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