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Funny enough nobody answered the op |
Let me perch here and learn... |
Cos they are looking for means to collect the man from the real owner. |
Shame ... Very big shame |
I was expecting to see Nigerian officers |
You actually bought it for 42k?? I thought it was being sold for 41k.. |
moonnstar:Yes I'm sure. |
moonnstar:I'm not short o.. I'm tall... |
At least she's got a fresh boobs |
What part of south Africa is that.. I wanna visit.. Abeg look at that one standing by the right... I'm a boobs lover. Pardon me |
Why then should u have sex before marriage?? |
Let me perch here with my Tecno W4 |
I'm sure she's one of those girls who just started using a smartp newly.. Phones like Tecno or infinix |
JustOutstanding:Finally true true you don smoke that thing again abi?? Be very careful oo ![]() |
Hmmmmm.. Op is that your real pix? |
Cliveglobal1:I don't think the battery size would have much effect on tg weight... Instead it should be the metallic body that should be considered concerning the weight... Just my thoughts though. |
I prefer this phone to the other boom j8. Reason being that it has a metallic body which makes it more rugged Did you say with 16gb memory Aaahh!! That's all Na... I'll go with this any day anytime especially with the prevailing light wahalaMaximum83 why didn't you show us the screen? |
I like the phone watching with bra... ![]() Only that they need to wash the bra properly |
hool:How did u go about it? Whats the code? Is it only with a bb phone? |
What then do we call kilishi ? |
3rdlegxxx:Haba bros even you?? Harken to the comment I sent to the guy above. |
Nwokoji1:All these NL children self. Read properly una no go hear. Na to rush comment be una own.. Okay go back to the post and read it again to understand how the boom j8 entered the story. |
itstpia8:Hmmmm... Are you sure?? Because me I've not seen o. Lalasticlala seun mynd44 have you guys seen them before? |
rita25:You got it all wrong miss. You no be my mate at all. you are my junior or senior. I no dey stay house due to poverty . That I don`t go to the office every morning to answer yes Sir/ma to someone I`m probably smarter, richer & more intelligent than doesn`t make me Poor.You said you don`t Bleep boys who anticipate sex? mehn..!!! Let it be made known to you this day that every man anticipates sex when the discussion reaches a certain level. Unless if the man is pretending. You said i get sex once a year that`s why I`m "casting" myself? Okay o, I agree. Why not come and help me make it twice a year. ![]() |
rita25:Should I shun her and invite you?? You never can tell. God works in mysterious ways. |
Sugarcious:How is she going to see it? Besides she's not the only girl who stays in an estate. To mk matters worse she's using torchlight phone. She misplaced her phone during the protest. She's not coming online anytime soon. |
I share a 3 bedroom flat with my two friends. Everyone has his own room but we share the sitting room. After the rain yesterday, my friend John (not real name) strolled out within the estate since he's on leave. Luckily for him he blocked one fine babe who came to stay with her uncle who also lives in the estate (according to her, her school was shut down after protest )Well, I don't know if its loneliness or konji or due to the weather all I know is that after his sweet mouth she eventually followed him back home. We all got talking and you know as guys behave Na, we started yabbing each other while she laughed . The yab graduated to the kinda phones we use. Now John works with a marine company so he uses a Samsung edge. The other guy (let's call him James) uses a Tecno phantom Z, while Poor guy like me managed to buy Tecno boom J8. Na so these guys yab me die. Say Na poverty mk me De use boom j8 (phone way I use almost all my salary buy for N41k I don't need to talk much about the Samsung edge cos even the look alone will mk any girl say yes to you . The way the thing curve for the side, hmmmm!!! Samsung tried there o. James's phantom Z no be here o. The follow come earpiece Na rugged. The camera quality is the bomb. These guys finish me with mouth. Good a thing my boom J8 came with a headset that will give u different kinda swagg. Na so I shut up De listen to music. I didn't know the girl was just watching me, come dey even wish say na me first block her ![]() She asked if she could listen to the music I was listening to. Well, At least I don get her attention. Wow!! Sharply she just trip for the sound coming out from the headset. I was actually listening to flavor's "baby oku". She just De nod her head, na him all of a sudden the next thing I saw was her standing up to follow my guy to the room ![]() After over an hour she announced she was leaving and told me we'll talk later. Now that got me confused. ![]() Later yesterday when I was watching match I received ping on Whatsapp. When I checked the picture, alas she was the one. She told me she flashed her number with my phone when she was listening to music with it. Na so we chat De go. I no even follow the match again. ![]() To cut long story short, she's coming to see me tonight when her uncle leaves for vigil and my guys are going clubbing tonight. ![]() Should I tell John about the girl or I should just chop and pretend nothing happened? Na me be the poor guy with the cheapest phone o yet Na me she want. Guys mk I chop clean mouth or should I tell my friends?? |
Seriously?? Rather I'll call her the most "cheerful and willing" giver in abia state... You can't tell me this is the most beautiful girl there. Its a lie. It doesn't add up. |
Things are really getting out of hand o How would you advice the President?? https://www.nairaland.com/3074480/president-how-end-killings-nigeria |
I read online on different sites ( e.g www.naij.com www.reddit.com www.bbs.tecno-mobile.com etc) about the killings in Nigeria and how things are going on. Then i realized its really getting serious. However when you come here to NL you`ll see people calling names and raining insults on whoever without proffering solutions. It then brings me to the question, if you were Nigeria`s president, how would you handle/manage/solve the killings by the fulani people. Also put into consideration the fact that the president (You) is also a fulani man. If you won't put yourself in the President's shoes, imagine being his adviser. What would you advice?? |
Lol.... Weird MC even dressed more of a man than the main man himself... Life......... |

Aaahh!! That's all Na... I'll go with this any day anytime especially with the prevailing light wahala
guy with 1k I subscribed to Airtel 4GB and they also gave me free bonus of 1000naira and no zapping of data I streamed and download heaven and earth and yet my data is not zapping all those dashing mtn money are the people who don't know what to do with their money well call them "money miss road"
. That I don`t go to the office every morning to answer yes Sir/ma to someone I`m probably smarter, richer & more intelligent than doesn`t make me Poor.
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