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RomanceRe: Where To Bleep Olosho/okpo In Lagos by selfdefence: 7:53am On May 13, 2016
Funny enough nobody answered the op
RomanceRe: What Do You Do When Your Wife Leaves Your Home? by selfdefence: 7:46am On May 13, 2016
Let me perch here and learn...
RomanceRe: Why Are Concubines And Side Chics More Romantic Than Wives And Main Chics? by selfdefence: 7:41am On May 13, 2016
Cos they are looking for means to collect the man from the real owner.
RomanceRe: What Is This Dude Trying To Do On Facebook? Play Romatic? by selfdefence: 7:39am On May 13, 2016
Shame ... Very big shame
RomanceRe: Photo Collection Of Sexy Female Police Officers On And Off Duty by selfdefence: 7:38am On May 13, 2016
I was expecting to see Nigerian officers
Phone/Internet MarketRe: A Month Old Tecno Boom J8 Available For Sale by selfdefence: 4:39pm On May 12, 2016
You actually bought it for 42k??

I thought it was being sold for 41k..
CelebritiesRe: Odunlade Adekola Looking All Sharp In New Photos by selfdefence: 9:55pm On May 11, 2016
moonnstar:
are u sure?
Yes I'm sure.
CelebritiesRe: Odunlade Adekola Looking All Sharp In New Photos by selfdefence: 4:00pm On May 11, 2016
moonnstar:
I love tall men
I'm not short o.. I'm tall...
CelebritiesRe: Is This Fashion Or Madness? See The Over-sized Rag This Lady Wore To A Club by selfdefence: 3:27pm On May 11, 2016
At least she's got a fresh boobs
CelebritiesRe: Young South African Ladies In A Boobs Unveiling Festival by selfdefence: 3:25pm On May 11, 2016
What part of south Africa is that.. I wanna visit..

Abeg look at that one standing by the right...

I'm a boobs lover. Pardon me
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Having Sex? by selfdefence: 3:08pm On May 11, 2016
Why then should u have sex before marriage??
EducationRe: Oldest Everyday Things, Items, And World's First Things In History. by selfdefence: 3:00pm On May 11, 2016
Let me perch here with my Tecno W4
CelebritiesRe: See Where This Girl Decides To Take A Photograph? (photo) by selfdefence: 2:49pm On May 11, 2016
I'm sure she's one of those girls who just started using a smartp newly.. Phones like Tecno or infinix
Foreign AffairsRe: 40+ Strange Things (pics Included) Nigerians Will Find Only In India by selfdefence: 7:13am On May 07, 2016
JustOutstanding:
Is it just me or is everyone else high on something. I cant find the pictures you guys are talking about ooo. Haha, but I never smoke osogbo weed naaa.
Finally true true you don smoke that thing again abi??


Be very careful oo cheesy
PhonesRe: My Experience Using Tecno Tecno W4 by selfdefence: 10:18pm On May 06, 2016
Hmmmmm..

Op is that your real pix?
PhonesRe: A Nairalander's Impression Of The Tecno L8 by selfdefence: 4:07pm On May 05, 2016
Cliveglobal1:
For a Phone that has a 5050mAH battery, One would expect it'll be so heavy. Please whats the Weight of this Phone?
I don't think the battery size would have much effect on tg weight... Instead it should be the metallic body that should be considered concerning the weight... Just my thoughts though.
PhonesRe: A Nairalander's Impression Of The Tecno L8 by selfdefence: 3:49pm On May 05, 2016
I prefer this phone to the other boom j8.

Reason being that it has a metallic body which makes it more rugged

Did you say with 16gb memoryhuh Aaahh!! That's all Na... I'll go with this any day anytime especially with the prevailing light wahala

Maximum83 why didn't you show us the screen?
Foreign AffairsRe: 40+ Strange Things (pics Included) Nigerians Will Find Only In India by selfdefence:
I like the phone watching with bra... grin grin

Only that they need to wash the bra properly
PhonesRe: Mtn's New 2k For 3.75gig And 1k For 1.5gig by selfdefence: 12:21pm On May 01, 2016
hool:
bleep that thing angry guy with 1k I subscribed to Airtel 4GB and they also gave me free bonus of 1000naira and no zapping of data I streamed and download heaven and earth and yet my data is not zapping all those dashing mtn money are the people who don't know what to do with their money well call them "money miss road"
How did u go about it?

Whats the code?

Is it only with a bb phone?
FoodRe: 22 Appropriate Names Of Nigerian Foods You Probably Didn't Know by selfdefence: 12:05pm On Apr 30, 2016
What then do we call kilishihuh?
TravelRe: Old Pictures Of Lagos (even B4 Independence) You Probably Have Not Seen - Photo by selfdefence: 10:28pm On Apr 29, 2016
3rdlegxxx:
1st off what part does Boom Tecno J8 play in all this..... and those pics really had lagos looking neat and all
Haba bros even you?? Harken to the comment I sent to the guy above.
TravelRe: Old Pictures Of Lagos (even B4 Independence) You Probably Have Not Seen - Photo by selfdefence: 10:26pm On Apr 29, 2016
Nwokoji1:
Wait I don't understand, OP do you mean you took all these Pictures with your Boom J8? I thought it was an Old Picture??
All these NL children self. Read properly una no go hear. Na to rush comment be una own..

Okay go back to the post and read it again to understand how the boom j8 entered the story.
TravelRe: Old Pictures Of Lagos (even B4 Independence) You Probably Have Not Seen - Photo by selfdefence: 6:32pm On Apr 29, 2016
itstpia8:
We've seen the pictures before, they've been recycled many times.
Hmmmm... Are you sure?? Because me I've not seen o.

Lalasticlala seun mynd44 have you guys seen them before?
RomanceRe: My Guy Slept With Her yesterday. She wants to sleep with me today. help!! by selfdefence(op): 4:10pm On Apr 29, 2016
rita25:
invite who? I be like your mate? or I follow you dey stay house with other pple due to poverty? shoe get size oh!!!!!!!by the way I dnt Bleep boys who anticipate sex like you do. am sure you get sex once a year that's why you are here casting yourself undecided
You got it all wrong miss. You no be my mate at all. you are my junior or senior. I no dey stay house due to poverty tongue. That I don`t go to the office every morning to answer yes Sir/ma to someone I`m probably smarter, richer & more intelligent than doesn`t make me Poor.

You said you don`t Bleep boys who anticipate sex? mehn..!!! Let it be made known to you this day that every man anticipates sex when the discussion reaches a certain level. Unless if the man is pretending.

You said i get sex once a year that`s why I`m "casting" myself? Okay o, I agree. Why not come and help me make it twice a year. wink
RomanceRe: My Guy Slept With Her yesterday. She wants to sleep with me today. help!! by selfdefence(op): 3:45pm On Apr 29, 2016
rita25:
HIV dey call you openly you dey go say na osho free okay oh.......sucubbus go visit you tonite then enjoy grin
Should I shun her and invite you??

You never can tell. God works in mysterious ways.
RomanceRe: My Guy Slept With Her yesterday. She wants to sleep with me today. help!! by selfdefence(op): 3:40pm On Apr 29, 2016
Sugarcious:
Am very sure she will read this post...anywhere just free her if u dont want problem with ur guy.
How is she going to see it?

Besides she's not the only girl who stays in an estate.

To mk matters worse she's using torchlight phone. She misplaced her phone during the protest.

She's not coming online anytime soon.
RomanceMy Guy Slept With Her yesterday. She wants to sleep with me today. help!! by selfdefence(op):
I share a 3 bedroom flat with my two friends. Everyone has his own room but we share the sitting room.
After the rain yesterday, my friend John (not real name) strolled out within the estate since he's on leave. Luckily for him he blocked one fine babe who came to stay with her uncle who also lives in the estate (according to her, her school was shut down after protest lipsrsealed)

Well, I don't know if its loneliness or konji or due to the weather all I know is that after his sweet mouth she eventually followed him back home.

We all got talking and you know as guys behave Na, we started yabbing each other while she laughed .

The yab graduated to the kinda phones we use. Now John works with a marine company so he uses a Samsung edge. The other guy (let's call him James) uses a Tecno phantom Z, while Poor guy like me managed to buy Tecno boom J8.

Na so these guys yab me die. Say Na poverty mk me De use boom j8 (phone way I use almost all my salary buy for N41k cry cry)

I don't need to talk much about the Samsung edge cos even the look alone will mk any girl say yes to you grin grin grin. The way the thing curve for the side, hmmmm!!! Samsung tried there o.

James's phantom Z no be here o. The follow come earpiece Na rugged. The camera quality is the bomb.

These guys finish me with mouth.

Good a thing my boom J8 came with a headset that will give u different kinda swagg. Na so I shut up De listen to music.

I didn't know the girl was just watching me, come dey even wish say na me first block her wink

She asked if she could listen to the music I was listening to. Well, At least I don get her attention.

Wow!! Sharply she just trip for the sound coming out from the headset. I was actually listening to flavor's "baby oku".

She just De nod her head, na him all of a sudden the next thing I saw was her standing up to follow my guy to the room shocked shocked. She gave me back my phone and off they went to "play the match" in the room. angry angry

After over an hour she announced she was leaving and told me we'll talk later. Now that got me confused. huh

Later yesterday when I was watching match I received ping on Whatsapp. When I checked the picture, alas she was the one. She told me she flashed her number with my phone when she was listening to music with it.

Na so we chat De go. I no even follow the match again. wink wink

To cut long story short, she's coming to see me tonight when her uncle leaves for vigil and my guys are going clubbing tonight. grin grin

Should I tell John about the girl or I should just chop and pretend nothing happened?

Na me be the poor guy with the cheapest phone o yet Na me she want.

Guys mk I chop clean mouth or should I tell my friends??
CelebritiesRe: Torty Olanma, Most Beautiful Face In Abia Planet, Sizzle In New Photos by selfdefence: 10:29am On Apr 29, 2016
Seriously??


Rather I'll call her the most "cheerful and willing" giver in abia state...

You can't tell me this is the most beautiful girl there. Its a lie.

It doesn't add up.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu's Parents Protest In Belgium - Photos by selfdefence: 2:43pm On Apr 28, 2016
Things are really getting out of hand o


How would you advice the President??
https://www.nairaland.com/3074480/president-how-end-killings-nigeria
PoliticsIf You Were The President How Would You End The Killings In Nigeria?? by selfdefence(op): 2:30pm On Apr 28, 2016
I read online on different sites ( e.g www.naij.com www.reddit.com www.bbs.tecno-mobile.com etc) about the killings in Nigeria and how things are going on. Then i realized its really getting serious.

However when you come here to NL you`ll see people calling names and raining insults on whoever without proffering solutions.

It then brings me to the question, if you were Nigeria`s president, how would you handle/manage/solve the killings by the fulani people. Also put into consideration the fact that the president (You) is also a fulani man.

If you won't put yourself in the President's shoes, imagine being his adviser. What would you advice??
PhonesRe: Pictures From The Boom J8 Launch In Lagos by selfdefence: 12:04am On Apr 15, 2016
Lol.... Weird MC even dressed more of a man than the main man himself... Life.........

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