₦airaland Forum

I spoke with candidates that sat for the jamb exam and most were complaining about malfunctioning computers and power failure.

Its time for jamb to consider tablet based tests- TBT or phone based tests. Android apps can do the magic

takoi:
I won't waste your time.
I have a good boss who not only pays well but have also been very nice to me both financially and otherwise.
He sent me on an errand yesterday to sell some of his personal belongings for him. He was expecting a maximum of 80k from the sales. While selling, I negotiated cleverly and made 150k.
I fought with my conscience to give him like between 80k-90k. But I finally decided to give him all the money because he had always been a nice guy and I felt it was wrong to cheat or steal from someone who always gives you even more than you deserve.
Fast forward to today. My younger brother called that he needs money for some pressing needs in school and I did not have money to give him because almost all the money I have is tied down to a certain business deal.
I feel bad that I can't give my brother the money he needs and I could have had the cash to give him if I took part of the money yesterday. I have been wondering if it was really worth it that I gave my boss all the proceeds from the sales.
Please share ur thoughts on this.

Mr man, u acted very foolishly. U think ur boss is owing u gratitude, and will reward u tomorrow? U are very wrong. That will not stop him him from firing u tomorrow. In fact, he may fight with u over 500 naira tomorrow and forget about this event. Humans r naturally, ungrateful.

Since he wanted to sell d stuff 80k, if u sell it 1 million and give home his 80k , the test is non of his business. Business is about agreements.

dokJ:
any thing can happen in Charley boy show.

If Jesus ever told him to sell anointed oil, handkerchief, holy water, etc, he would have been smiling to the bank by now.

MeloGist:
https://www.melogist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/charly-boy.jpg
Fellow Nigerians,

Jesus Is Real. Be patient and read Biko.

I had a divine dream last night, and Jesus has sent me with this message to you.

It was clear to see that our Lord and Saviour is deeply worried about His Nigerian Creation.

He had instructed me to tell you all, that Nigerians should NOT substitute prayers for hard work. The whole of chapter 2 of the Book of James corroborates this, especially verses 18, 20 and 26. It says faith (prayers, night vigils etc) without (hard) work is dead. No be me talk am o, na the same Bible wey una dey carry.

It was clear in the vision I had last night that Jesus is not happy with Nigerians. Most Nigerians now live in the church 24/7 from Monday to Monday, wives have abandoned their husbands for night vigils, everyone is praying for miracles and miracles and more miracles. It's either this or for God to strike their enemies dead and all those who steal their luck.

Jesus is so very upset with Nigerians' prayer requests and shopping list, always calling His Name for the most trivial matters, things that would come to them naturally without sweat were they not a lazy and an unthinking bunch.

The one that really gets to Him, as He told me, is when some evil men and women parade themselves as God's messengers deceive their congregation for their own personal aggrandisement, promising heaven, money, husbands, children and wives. Titus chapter 1:10 talks about this.

Fellow Nigerians, Jesus wants His good name back! Naijas have so bastardized the name. He wants Naijas to put the creative and entrepreneurial mind He gave them to work and stop chasing quick fixes. He wants an upgrading of our work ethic.

He wants to see genuine love for our neighbour's, not lip or eye service kinda love.

He had asked me to warn those in leadership to be mindful of where they are stirring the country to or face His wrath. He said this present administration has just a few good people in it but they must stand firm before they become polluted. Jesus said I should tell them that He's giving them till the end of this year to make a meaningful impact otherwise....

Incase you're wondering (like am still dazed myself) why its me Jesus should be talking to when we have the likes of Adeboyes, T,B Joshua, Pastor Kris Okotie, etc. Well, I was surprised too, and as if He read off my bewildered thoughts of "Why Me" on my face, He just gave me this hard look and asked me to go to work at once, calling my attention to Matthew 7:21-23. Go and read it to see what it says.

As a matter of fact, at some point my thought was...does He want me to start a church, why is He entrusting this duty to me, abi Him want me to begin preach? Of course it's Jesus now; so He knew what I was thinking and replied my inner thought saying as far as He's concerned, I already have a church, a mega congregation of youth and families that I touch with my messages, that in case I don't know, I am already preaching and this is why He came to me because He reckons that I have the platform He can use to get the word to the people.

Who then am I not to run the errand of Jesus? So I got up, and began to put pen to paper.

I'm not sure I have successfully communicated the disgust and disdain Jesus expressed when He spoke to me last night but am only hoping that this my gentle appeal to you all goes into the very fibre of your beings like a two-edged sword, and cause a true change of heart and attitude in all and sundry.

Jesus try o, Him still dey send message, if na me CharlyBoy, na hot koboko go land some people kini.

Anyway sha, give Jesus a wiper.


http://www.melogist.com/the-night-jesus-spoke-to-me-charly-boy-reveals/

It's true! Jesus said the same thing to me long ago. He just confirmed it now. Praise the Lord!!!

Arsenal fans embarking on a four (4) days dry fasting and prayers ahead of their champions league clash vs Barcelona.

thisisayus:
I'll need a website with 3 email address under it not blog or wordpress.
for information purpose, thus, it wont have portal.

i'll give u 10 email addresses attached to ur website domain name. wordpress is not just for blogging. u can use it to create good looking websites with ease.

are they not going to save the naira? or are the fake?

thisisayus:
Really?
tell me more about it

Yes. I'm an expert in the design of websites with wordpress and i have my own vps to host the website. this makes it possible for me to deliver at more affordable price.

i'll advise u on how to use ur own website will display ur pictures to convince prospective clients. i will also create ur facebook and twitter pages to reach out to social network users.

If u will like ur site connected to voguepay to make it easier for some of ur clients to pay electronically, i can also do that for u but with an extra cost.

do u have any question?

I want to receive money internationally on my website. Is there any way I can do that?

Supplanter:
I am here to help you out with issues concerning Paypal. drop any issues and I'll try as much as possible to profound solution to them.

can i receive money with paypal in nigeria?
thanks

Gerarahere:
i believe a bad name given to a child makes him/her behave live that, could it be that flawra shaw,cursed us by naming us nigeria meaning, niger-darkness/black and area,area of darkness. i think we should adopt wazobia and change our flag to green white red, my thought though

https://www.nairaland.com/521853/open-letter-mr-president-change

CHANGE OF NAME OVERDUE FOR NIGERIA
I have made unsuccessful attempts to persuade two previous heads of state to effect a change of name for our beloved country, Nigeria. But because I believe that it is not a foolish cause I intend pursueing it untill success is achived. I therefore write the present memorandum to you as head of state and through you to the supreme millitary council.

2. The name “Nigeria” is not one that we can be proud of. One reason for this is that it was chosen for us by foreigners. Another reason is that it connotes all that is bad and unacceptable.

3. In many Euro-American languages like Spanish, Latin, Portuguese, French, English, Greek et cetra, “nigger” in its various other forms such as neger, negre, negro and nekros has to to do with contempt, hate, hostility, offence, vulgarity, death, dead body, communication with the dead and so on. There is absolutelely nothing good about the word from which the name of Afrika’s most populous nation originates. It was no accident that the early imperialists came to put such labels as “Negro,” “Negroid,” etc. on Afrikans and on things Afrikan. It is also by no accident that the English Language for instance is full of such phrases as blackmail, black-leg, black-market, black magic, black list, black mass, black Friday, blak mark, black sheep, black maria. By extension, the westerners always get black people to play the role of Satan, Judas Iscariot, slaves and errand boys in their movies.

4. It is clear that nigger or black in Euro-American mentality and philosophy represents everything evil. It is due to the absence of the necessary foresight and awareness that we have not long ago done away with names that are rooted in a way of thinking which insults the dignity of man. Since the age of awareness has now arrived, I humbly demand a better name for our dear country as well as its people. New names for the river Niger as well as the entire nation and her various ramifications will certainly correspond with and bolster the national spirit that gave birth to the re-branding campaign now searching for a new path of nationalism and patriotism.

5. It is also culturally and politically appropriate to change the names of our cities which do not bear Afrikan names. For example, Lagos and Port Harcourt. Rivers, Cross Rivers, Lagos, Niger and Plateau States are among other places names which need to be Afrikanized.

6. Most Afrikan countries which had foreign names in the past have taken the honourable step of dropping such names and replacing them with their original or chosen names. They include: Ghanah, Togo, Benin, Zambia, Botswana, Zimbabwe, Zaire, Kongo and, most recently Bourkina Fasso which were formerly Gold Coast, Togoland, Dahomey, Northern Kongo (Brazzaville) and Upper Volta, respectively. (Banjul, capital of Gambia, was once Barthurst; Kinshasa was Leopoldville, and Harare was Sasilbury.)

Sadly, Nigeria remains one of the few Afrikan nations who are still complacently retaining their colonial names. The others include: Sierra Leone, Ivory Coast, Niger, Central African Republic and swaziland.
7. Of all the colonial names of Afrikan countries non are as bad and demoralizing as Nigeria and Niger if we consider the meaning or the roots ofthese two. I therefore conclude by suggesting that a panel be set up to give this burning question a close look and find a replacement for the name “Nigeria” and other replaceable names.

8. With highest regards and best wishes for a successful tenure of office.

I remain,
Your faithful citizen,

Nkemkanma Chukwuemeka Uche.

Xposer:
Senate president, Bukola Saraki in company of other senators received the Ooni of Ife, Oba Alayeluwa Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi, Ojaja II today. The senate president who prostrated before the monarch got a Made in Nigeria gift as his souvenir. See pics from their meeting below;

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/02/bukola-saraki-welcomes-ooni-of-ife.html

is the ooni copying made in aba? waiting for sultan or sanusi to bring made sokoto to saraki

nasha1:
it is not ur money, she decides what she wants to do with it.
Make ur money and decide what u do with ur money.

when people think the way u do, this world can never become better. Yes, its her money and she can decide to do whatever. when u get urs, u can even decide to use $100k for make-ups, who cares. but if hell is real as they say, some will be there not because they have lots of money, but because the used it anyhow while their neighbors suffer in hunger and sickness. #richmanandlazarus

nasha1:
Oh shut up and stop calling linda here.Did you contribute to her success?How much the governor of akwa ibom donated?is it not his job 2 abolish this witchcraft business and create refuge center for such kids.Kids like this boy are in number suffering this predicament.And if you don't know,linda gives every months 100.000 N to her readers and has a project where she empowers young ladies into business.She can buy whatever the Bleep she want,it's her money!
For ur information,this woman recieved $1million donation money for this boy.

Linda ikeji is not the cause of the poverty in Nigeria,stop blaming the wrong people-blame your government.

there r better things to do with $25k

youngwarlocks:
the first time I saw that on FBK I wept in my heart and then prayed for him.....see the way he was drinking that water like he'd neva tasted it before. Thank God for Good people.....May God reward her kind and generous heart.

People like Linda ikeji who think they are rich enough to buy a hand bag with $25k should come and see what rich people should do with their money

theshaderoom:
Some fans were always tormenting Linda Ikeji who is fond of posting her shoes and bags collection on Instagram about not having a Birkin bag. A birkin bag is a very expensive and high end designer bag by Hermes.

Linda posted these two pictures of birkin bags she purchased and fans came for her due to the stress it takes to buy a birkin bag as there is usually a long list of clientele and waiting period which could be up to 3 years before a person can purchase one birkin bag. Some have even reported that a person can only buy one birkin bag per year and Kim Kardashian is even reported to have waited years to get a birkin bag.


Putting all this into consideration must have been the reason, some fans were not buying it when she posted pictures of her birkin bags and they called it fake.

. SEE screenshot of her reply.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBSHMtnhATEKKQrg46KXN6Jnq0ZdOncgucAleQ0/

Sorry to say, but Linda Ikeji is too poor mentally if she actually bought such a bag at that price.
If she were rich, should have thought of how to set up a company that makes such bags here in Nigeria.

why can't the senate make laws on child birth and make it constitutional? this man has no money and he is bringing children into this world?

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The church popularly known as Winners Chapel is about to witness a change of baton as the first son of Oyedepo, David Oyedepo Jnr is set to take over the leadership of the church from his father Bishop Oyedepo who has been at the helms of affair of the church since inception come Sunday, January 10.

Oyedepo Jnr who is the resident pastor of the London Branch of the Winners Chapel is expected to be at the leadership forum of the Church holding on Saturday at Canaanland Ota where he would be officially presented to the leaders of the Church as the new resident pastor in charge of the Faith Tabernacle, Ota.

As the resident pastor of Faith Tabernacle, Ota, he is expected to oversee the activities of the church worldwide and forward such to his father, Bishop David Oyedepo. There is possibility of alignment and re-alignment in the pastorate of the church with the coming of David Oyedepo junior as the resident pastor, as some pastors are likely to be redeploy, to pace way for the young ones in the ministry.

Meanwhile, the proposed hundred thousand sitter capacity auditorium of the Winners Chapel is expected to gulp a whopping sum of 50 billion naira.

This was revealed exclusively to Naij.com by a senior pastor in the ministry. He said: “The church is not taken anything for granted about the edifice, which is a first class structure all over the world. The money needed to complete the structure will not be less than N50 billion according to the findings and discussion on it.”

The project is expected to start before the end of the first quarter of the year and end in less than 24 months.

Meanwhile, a Facebook user, Endy Edeson, who was at this 2015 Winners Chapel Shiloh has claimed that the presiding bishop of the church, Bishop David Oyedepo, miraculously performed a miracle which made a woman’s b**bs grow bigger.

http://www.informationng.com/2016/01/bishop-david-oyedepo-of-winners-chapel-retires-see-who-takes-over-photo.html

metronaija:
I know many Nigerians will be looking at this like 'yeah, right! :-)

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/02/funny-photo-for-your-sunday_7.html

Innosson imports all her raw materials

Shoe makers and cloth makers in aba also imports all their raw materials

Maybe the furniture makers don't.

Does it make much difference importing all ur raw materials ?

This is to inform newly admitted students of University of Calabar that they are expected to resume 29th of January, 2016.

Registration and payment of relevant fees will commence Monday, 1st February, 2016 while lectures are expected to commence on Monday, 15th February, 2016.

Orientation for Freshmen will start Monday, 24th February, 2016 and will last till Friday, 26th February, 2016


http://www.academics.com.ng

This is to inform the public that the Commonwealth Executive Master of Business Administration and Public Administration (CEMBA/CEMPA) admission list of the National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN) for 2015/2016 has been released. Candidates are to visit this link: http://www.liveschoolnews.com.ng/noun-cembacempa-admission-list-20152016-release/ to check their names


http://www.academics.com.ng

hollywater:
Which Christians? and which country? How many times did you see Joyce Meyer preaching about politics? Do you think i am interested in listing to all those man of What they call themselves, flying private jets , building mansions, while their followers are hungry?

If u are the light of the world, u should be able to show them them the way when they r living in darkness.

why do u think that inspite of so many churches today, nigeria still remains one of the most corrupt country? it because pastors are not doing what tunde bakare just did, nor what rev fr Mbaka has been doing.

they stay box inside the church and talk nothing but bible while the society decays. yet, they are the salt of the earth that should preserve it

hollywater:
Why can't mr Bakare face his calling (the preaching of the Bible )than one leg in politics another one in the Church? Maybe he should become the new EFCC Chairman.

You are wrong. Every christian is called affect his nation, not just his church.

christians got it wrong here.

Build Houses for rent? ... Good
Develop People? .......... People disappoints
Get Married and Invest in ur children? ... Good.(Hope u get wise children)

1. Banks? .... Inflation make them useless
2. Lands? ..... Wars make them useless
3. Business? ...
3. Gold? .....

Hope is not a strategy. So said Mrs Mc-Mahon, one of the principal owner of WWE. MTN Group has proved to be one of the best business strategist in their acquisation of visafone. with the on going trouble with NCC on the trillion naira fine, Mtn's strategy may be to transfer their numerous customers from the mtn platform to visafone platform, and then declare bankrupt. i.e if the court case does not favour them. or at least to have something to fall on if they lose business on the mtn platform.

how do u see that?

More

See them protesters today in umiahia

Ladies and their drama. Always looking who to entice and kill with their sympathetic look.

Zoharariel:
It doesn't matter whether he is anti-Christ, anti-Allah or anti-Jehovah; if he bleeps with Mother Russia - Boom! Yes, the last sound he would hear is the blast from the Russian SS-18 Satan.

Here in Moscow, we just don't care!

What can Russia do when america is involved. Remrmber the cold war

America is becoming self sufficient, with her oil

Psalm18:
Thank you for this. This religious fanatics are always shifting the goal posts.
And to you OP, one question

What if Donald Trump does not win the elections, does he stop been the anti Christ?

I have not said he is. I asked a question.
If he does not win, i,ll watch out for other signs.
Some prophecies will surely come to pass. America will play a major role in the last days and religion will suffer greatly.