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same thing happened to benny hinn. thats what u get when u give more attention to the ministry work without giving attention to ur wife. ur wife is ur number one ministry. hope other pastors can learn from the trend.

I got the pdf. I can't thank you enough. God bless you.

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dadojo: pheewww... its been a while. After been banned for the second time, I think the mods finally decided to grant me amnesty by un-banning me.
I will update this thread, but in a different way now. Since the antispam bot has decided to make things difficult for me, I will no longer post the production here. I will be sending them to the mails of those interested in pdf form free of charge, but you have to drop your emails here or send it as a text to the number in the previous page.

I will only give my experiences and tips on this thread. As for the videos, I have decided to give them out at a reduced cost of 1500 naira. Its a dvd with abt 25 products and a live demostration on their production processes. I will send it to your location anywhere within nigeria. As for those who paid the 2500, I will be refunding 1000naira to you. kindly get across to me through my number. Those people interested in a one-on-one training, kindly inform me and I will create a whatsapp group for that.

For now, enjoy my success story everyone.

is textile products stilled banned?

fire destroys properties worth billions in naira in ibadan market

Yemisi63: A friend once swore she was going to help me get a job.
Few days after, I received a call from one lady while I was having my hair washed at a saloon. She told me my friend spoke to her about me and she requested we meet at a named 3 star hotel immediately or lose the 'big opportunity' for a job. With my hair still dripping wet, I dashed home and changed into something decent. As soon as I got there, someone directed me to the hotel's garden. Seated there were 3 guys and a lady. All of them wore a yellow t-shirt and they were fiddling with a laptop.
Oh, so I'm going to be registering SIM cards for MTN, I thought.
The first question she asked was if I am a computer literate.
"Yes" I quickly responded.
"Great! I'm actually a HR officer. My client will conduct the interview herself but I had to meet you first to be sure I'm recommending the right person.."

"I am the right person ma" I affirmed.

"Are you born again??" She asked.

That question knocked me off my feet.
Judging from that, It was obvious I was going to be an accountant for Deeper Life Church.
"Yes..I'm born again ma.'' I replied trying not to mince words.

"Beautiful!!" She exclaimed.
"Your interview is going to be at No bla bla bla by 9am on Saturday...its a new plaza in town. I don't need to go into the details of the job but I'm positive you're going to love it. Send your CV to bla bla bla mail. Also make copies of all your credentials and take it along. And pleases do something about that hair before Saturday. First impression matters you know." she added.

End of first interview. I heaved a sigh of relief and left the hotel.

Friday morning, sickness struck. Headache, fever remixed with cold and catarrh.
I contemplated between using the little money I had to make my hair or using the money to buy drugs and LIVE.
"Make your hair, get the job and use your salary to buy a pharmacy." The devil commanded.

If I pass the interview, the sickness might disappear out of excitement, I thought.
The next morning, I was on my way to the interview with the most painful Ghana braids on my hair. My bad health was not helping matters.
To be honest, the malaria had me looking like a fairly used chicken.
I also went with a Ghana must go bag of all my certificates (except my death certificate) only to realise it was a small ugly, stuffy bookshop without a standing/ceiling fan to cool down my temper.
My temper at that point was capable of boiling yam for a family of 3.
If I had my way, I would have tattooed the meaning of plaza on the HR forehead. Smh
My potential employer had not arrived yet so I used the opportunity to peruse the books on a dusty shelf.
A couple of Joyce Meyer books, books on wildlife, one Daily Manna devotional, Igbo men success stories books, history books, a couple of encyclopedia, and some other random boring looking books.
By 9:30, Madam CEO arrived and the interview process commenced.
She fired me a number of JAMB questions like she was sent to hire me as an accountant for Aso Rock.

As God would have it, I impressed her.

Then she began her speech...
"This plastic chair you are sitting on is going to be your office. You are to report from Monday to Saturday and your job runs from 8am to 6pm."

Before I could utter, what time will I use to search for a husband then?
She cut me and continued her cool story.
"You are the customer care representative, office assistant, and marketer of this place."
Upon hearing that, I had to peep at the wall mirror to check whether I have three heads. Does this woman think my head is 3 in one or what?
She went on...

"You would also assist Lilian, the sales girl in drawing accounts. Every Wednesday is marketing days. You are to take some of the books to churches, banks and offices to sell them. These are nice books so its going to be easy for you. That should enable you network."

Wonderful! With this sort of job, my salary should be such that I would be able to ride a Buggati to my village in 6 months time.

She was not done with me...

As a customer care rep, you have to try to read all the books in this shop. People will call to request information about one book or the other that's why."
My head harddrive had crashed upon hearing that.
Are you kidding me? Woman, I don't even read sign board these days!
I didn't want to hear more.
"How much is my salary?" I deadpanned

She paced around for a few seconds before dropping the bombshell.
"Salary is N10000!"

The last time I checked, Nigeria abolished slavery.
I broke into laughter. A laughter of misery and frustration.
To add insult to the injury, she began to yak on how there are no jobs in Nigeria. In her words "I better accept the offer. People will kill to have this job."

Even if I were stupid enough to take the shitty job, my transportation to and fro the bookshop was roughly N8000 a month. Tithe is 1k. Basically, I'll go home with 1K every month at my age, stage and relationship status?

Waste of Ghana braids!
I just wanted to loosen my braids there in her office and force her to swallow the attachment.
"Thank you madam for your offer!" I muttered.
If I had spent an extra minute in there, I would have probably be tumbling down the book shelves.

I packed what was left of my dignity and sicknesses and hurried out of her book kiosk.
As for my friend, we've not spoken to ourselves since then.

Naijasinglegirl

you re a good story teller. i believe u can do better than chimamanda adichie

nigeria is rich with oil money and america is jealous. how are they going to get a share of this money? by creating a problem and providing the solution. that's what computer programmers also do. they create the virus and sell you the anti-virus.

they spread the propaganda "nano-silver is a pesticide" so you can buy their own drugs. at what price? and our government has fallen cheap. so we must depend on them? we can help ourselves?

that's how they get to our oil money. create a virus for them, sell them the antivirus. create a problem for them, sell them the solution. they cant help themselves. they dont know anything. they must depend on us.

that's the game. and america will continue to be in power. and africa her slave.

the chief constituted a panel of all apc members .

gbpusd

i fear
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The 78-year-old pastor of the world’s largest Pentecostal church convicted of embezzling $12 million told his congregation on Sunday that through “this suffering” he had learned that “an individual shouldn’t possess anything.”

“Besides health, status, fame, authority, money… these are all matters that are outside the body and unworthy of any pursuit,” Pastor David Yonggi Cho told Yoido Full Gospel Church, in Seoul, South Korea.

Cho added that he hopes that God forgives him for his actions.

“God forbid, if God calls me back today, I will still be able to go to the Kingdom of God,” he said.

Cho was sentenced to three years in prison last week after he was convicted of directing officials to buy stocks from his son at four times the market price. The church subsequently lost US $12 million, according toThe Gospel Herald.

Cho was also convicted of tax evasion.

The pastor, who founded his church in 1958, now must pay back $4.6 million. Cho’s son, Hee-jun, the former CEO of the media company Kookmin Ilbo, was also sentenced to three years in prison for participating in his father’s embezzlement scheme.

Cho’s contrition comes several months after former elder, Ha Sang-ok, said in November that he had attempted unsuccessfully to convince the pastor to end his unethical ways.

“A sect leader might violate the commandments and do as he wishes, but a pastor cannot do that,” Ha said, as reported in The Hanyoreah. “Over the past 14 years, I have met with Rev. Cho many times to try to persuade him to repent and return to being a great pastor, but the corruption has continued. That’s why I had no choice but to disclose it to the outside world.”

In the past, the Yoido Full Gospel Church has been criticized by some for what they allege are prosperity gospel messages. According to Kingsway Global Ministries, Cho has taught, “We must rethink our misguided thoughts considering material wealth as being equated with sin. We must drive out our subconsciously rooted thoughts of poverty, condemnation and despair. God acts in concordance with our conscience; If our thoughts are filled with poverty and despair, God cannot bless us with material blessing.”

A biography of Cho on the English version of the Yoido Full Gospel Church website says that the pastor, who came to faith after attending a crusade led by American missionary Ken Tines, met Jesus in a vision one night while he was fasting and was baptized in the Holy Spirit.

“Pastor Cho gives thanks to the Lord for his 47 years of ministry, and has been sincerely serving 750,000 church members,” the biography states. “In the early 21st century, the church’s goals for next 10 years are to build 500 prayer houses and 5,000 satellite churches in Korea, and to expand global mission through internet broadcasting, and to enlarge overseas mission to the third world countries, including North Korea.”

Approximately one million people claim membership at the South Korea church, which is affiliated with the Assemblies of God denomination. The AG is the world’s largest Pentecostal denomination and boasts 66 million members.


http://www.punchng.com/news/pastor-yonggi-cho-jailed-three-years-for-12m-fraud/

i thot sickle cell now has a medical solution. or did i hear the wrong news?

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egift: "Suspended" sounds more like you Web Host. I have nothing to do with it, just an observation.

ok. nothing serious going on there yet.

i just deleted all the files. and its fine

currently making use of www.compugenius.info

egift: OP: I just checked your website http://www.ensiuche.com/ - Here is the message, This Website has been Suspended.

lol...

so u just hacked my site? i'll see to it.

www.kanostate.gov.ng is unavailable

i was just checking some state websites and notice that www.kadunastate.gov.ng is hacked

how can a site be protected from hackers?

www.abiasciencetech.info

i've now upgraded to joomla 3.0

wld be going into android apps development this week