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fatdon2:Davido should do a dna test. he looks very much like dangote. his mother she should tell the truth about his paternity. |
APC HELD LOCAL GOVERNMENT ELECTIONS IN BORNO AND YOBE...NO BANGER WAS HEARD.....BOKO HARAM WENT ON VACATION. APC GOVERNORS VISITED MAIDUGURI....WALKED THE STREET AND MARKETS....NO BANGER HEARD....BOKO HARAM WENT ON VACATION. 80% PVCS COLLECTED IN BORNO AND YOBE...NO BANGER HEARD...BOKO HARAM WENT ON VACATION. APC CAMPAIGNED IN BORNO AND YOBE....THEY CLAIMED HUNDRED OF THOUSANDS ATTENDED THEIR RALLIES....NO BANGER HEARD....BOKO HARAM WENT ON VACATION. WHAT MIRACLE DID APC PERFORMED? WHY WAS THE SAME MIRACLE NOT PERFORMED IN SECURING THE CHIBOK GIRLS? APC SHOULD PLZZZZZZ TELL US WHO SENDS BOKO HARAM ON VACATION WHENEVER THEY ARE IN TOWN. https://www.facebook.com/139195132798131/photos/a.674217599295879.1073741830.139195132798131/888811397836497/?type=1
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Word coming out of Otta, Ogun State indicates that former President, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, was in the early hours of this morning, whisked away from his Otta Farm by Men of the Nigerian Police Force led by the infamous CP Mbu…Image below His arrest may be connected to his recent disparaging comments directed to President Goodluck Jonathan. Eye Witness accounts say as early as 5:00 AM this morning, a combined force of Nigerian Army Officers and Policemen led by CP Mbu, stormed the Otta Farm residence of the former President, on “orders from above”, and after a brief scuffle (during which Chief Obasanjo kicked 5 officers in the balls and punched CP Mbu in the throat), he was eventually subdued and whisked into a waiting Armored Personnel Carrier. While nothing has been heard from Chief Obasanjo since, he released a scathing statement via his spokesperson directed once again to President Jonathan: “You think you can hold me down? You must be joking. I will continue to stand for proper democracy. I will not be silenced! Somebody tell Moji to bring food for me as soon as possible”. The President meanwhile, has refused to comment on the recent development. However, his Aide, Mr Reuben Abati has been recorded saying “There is no problem. Just a random security check. Baba is fine and will be released soon”. |
MrCork:does being to london increase ur level? hope u r not a slave to those british whatever. some pple here in nigeria have something better than london and america, and they r proud of it |
politics is a game- a game of power and interests. now president johnathan is holding the power and buhari wants it. the propaganda has been on- corruption and insecurity. election is here. the chances are in favor of buhari to win. but gej has got a lot of power. he's got options. and i can assure you, handing over power to buhari is not an option. he's got the power to postpone the elections in a situation where there is civil unrest- he has played that card. has he got the power to remove jega? yes. but will he play that card? i doubt. . the last card is an interim government. yes. gej has the power to set up an interim government and that sounds better than to hand over power to buhari. hence, instead of gej to lose the election, the operation against boko haram may not end by march 18. the election may once again be postponed. a new reason may be manufactured in order to extend the elections beyond may 29. and the last card would be to set up an interim government. .... the game is on |
Kirinwa:were they all profitable? hw many pips profit for today? |
their male counterparts get 7 virgins, will they now get 1 virgin husband or 7 virgin husbands. or 7 virgin maids? pls. only serious answers. |
The Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission, Attahiru Jega, has concluded a briefing meeting with 25 civil society groups in Abuja Saturday informing them that all security agencies in the country have indicated to him, in writing, that they are not available to support the elections planned for February 14 Mr. Jega who had an earlier meeting with political parties is rounding up another meeting with his 36 resident commissioners now on what will amount to an INEC position on whether to postpone or go ahead with the elections. Insiders at the meeting said “its pretty much a done deal at this point that the lections will be postponed” and many of the attendees told PREMIUM TIMES they were shell-shocked and depressed at what they characterize as “a clear case of political blackmail of the state against civil society.” Jibrin Ibrahim, a leading African election expert and senior fellow at the Centre for Democracy and Development, CDD, in Abuja, who was at the meeting, said Mr. Jega told the meeting that security operatives from all the agencies told INEC that they were commencing a six weeks special operations against Boko Haram insurgents in the north eastern corridors of the country and would rather not be distracted by the elections. Mr. Jega announced that the security forces also said the operations are due to commence on February 14, the date INEC had planned for the presidential and other federal elections. This decision, by the security forces, successfully renders INEC’s hitherto insistence to go ahead with the elections a risky venture. To even collect ballot papers from their storage in the Central bank for the elections will still require security escort, which apparently is now unavailable in the light of the move by the security forces. http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/176422-cant-proceed-election-jega.html |
Kirinwa:can i be that lucky person? |
so nigerian navy can't construct a warship? |
the nigerian labor congress should compel the federal govt to bring back that man. can u imagine a british or american "working" as a human toy for a nigerian kid, even if he is paid 500,000usd annually. what is 1000usd/annum, thats about 100/month. almost every american family can afford that. very soon many nigerians will start the toy business. IMAGINE THAT! |
INVITATION ON COMBATING GLOBAL CORRUPTION USA / SENEGAL Inbox becky cooper <beckycooper1@latinmail.com> 2:22 AM (1 hour ago) to victoradewumi Dear Sir / Madam, On behalf of the Organizing Committee, I would like to cordially invite you to attend the 2015 International Conference, (Combating Global Corruption)., taking place from (February 23RD-26TH, 2015) In The United States and in Senegal, from (March 1ST-5TH - 2015).Note that the Organizing Committee and Our donor sponsors will take the full responsibility of all registered participants Visa processing for the United States & Senegal respectively. That will include your Round trip air tickets to both events. While delegates will only be responsible for his/her own hotel accommodation in Dakar-Senegal were the second phases of the event will be held. I do hope you can make time in your busy schedule to attend this conference and share your ideas on the above conference topics.On behalf of the Organizing Committee, we cordially invite you to attend the (CGC/2015) in the United States/ Senegal. We do believe your great participation will make our conference success and we would appreciate your participation. For more information, contact the conference Secretariat: secretariat_desk@yahoo.com We look forward to seeing you there! Warm Regards, Ms. Becky Cooper. Deputy Chairman Organizing Committee. |
b0rn2fuck:when last did u visit the lab to test for STDs? i just laughed in spanish cos u r digging ur grave there. having one gf is better than visiting the commercial fools |
APC has already rigged the election. they collaborated with inec to register all APC members including the under aged. PDP has been out smarted. the only thing they can do is to boycott the election. |
ur opinion ? |
[quote author=neyur post=30201256][/quote]get married. if not, get ready to ruin ur life with STDs and spiritual problems |
Tho i don't like the way he handled d subsidy scam- ifeanyi uba, otedola etc should pay for what they stole. Tho i don't like the fact that i still don't have my national id card after many months of registering. Tho i don't like the locomotive trains that we have in nigeria in this 21st century Tho i don't like the fact that he does not know how to solve d boko haram challenge. Tho Buhari seems to be more disciplined and straight forward, but has surrounded himself with corrupt pple like tinubu, atiku, amechi etc I wld still have voted gej if i had my pvc. no administration has developed nigeria like his. |
apc again |
apc |
yes. why not? |
ok |
any idea? |
Microsoft's Latest Venture News just in of Microsoft's latest venture: Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating every aspect of American life with the introduction of Contraceptive98, a suite of applications designed for users who engage in sex. Microsoft has been a pioneer in peer-to-peer connectivity and plug and play. It believes these technologies will give it substantial leverage in penetrating the copulation enhancement market. The product addresses two important user concerns: the need for virus protection and the need for a firewall to ensure the non-propagation of human beings. The Contraceptive98 suite consists of three products: Condom98, DeFetus 1.0 (from Sementec), and AIDScan 2.1 (from Norton Utilities). A free copy of Intercourse Explorer 4.0 is bundled in the package. The suite also comes in two expanded versions. Contraceptive98 Professional is the Client/Server edition, for professionals in the sexual services sector. Contraceptive98 Small Business Edition is a package for startups, aimed at the housewife and gigolo niches. While Contraceptive98 does not address nontraditional copulatory channels, future plug-ins are planned for next year. OPERATION: Only one node in a peer-to-peer connection needs to install the package. At installation, the Condom98 software checks for minimum hardware. If the user meets the requirements, the product installs and is sufficiently scaleable to meet most requirements. After installation, operation commences. One precaution is that the user must be sure they have sufficient RAM to complete the session. When the session is complete, a disconnect is initiated, and the user gets the message, it is now safe to turn off your partner. DRAWBACKS: Usability testers report that frequent failures were a major concern during beta testing. General Protection Fault was the most serious error encountered. Early versions had numerous bugs, but most of these have been eliminated. The product needs to be installed each time its used. CONCLUSION: Contraceptive98 is a robust product. Despite its drawbacks, it is reasonably good value for its $49.95 price tag, and is far superior to its shareware version. Hopefully, future releases (of the software, that is) will add missing functionality, such as Backout and Restore, uninterruptible Power Supply and Onboard Camera. Microsoft CEO Bill Gates is optimistic that "Our contraceptive products will help users do to each other what we've been doing to our customers for years." |
Fertilenigeria: Yes, its actually difficult to get AdSense account approved these days due to more stringent requirements from Google. This makes approval difficult especially to most tenderfoot bloggers.thanks. i've sent u an e-mail |
Fertilenigeria: I recently discovered a very lucrative blogging niche in Nigeria, where you can comfortably make at least $15 per day on starting (no hyping).am interested i heard its very difficult to get google adsense approved |
Peter Obi seems to be advising GEJ very well. Everything will start working in the last few days of this admin in order to prepare for 2015. I wont be surprised is FG gives away free cars to all Nigerians just one month to the election..... |
ExpressBooking: No they don't use poweralso interested. do u have an idea how much the machines cost? how about the packaging? can i get the number of someone that sells the machines? thanks |
What is Ebola? Ebola Virus Disease is the human disease caused by Ebola virus. It is also known as Ebola Hemorrhagic Fever. How can it be contracted? Enzootic Cycle: New evidence strongly implicates bats as the reservior host for ebola virus, though the means of local enzootic maintainance and transmission of the virus within bat population remains unknown. By contact with blood or bodily fluid of an infected animal Through infected fruit bats By consuming infected Bushmeat How can it be Transmitted? When an initial human is infected by Ebola virus via any of the means mentioned, human to human infection can occur in two ways namely: Direct Transmission: Touching Biting Kissing Sexual Intercourse Unsafe burial practices Indirect Transmission Surgical or medical instruments Biological products such as blood, serum, tissues or organs. Bedding or clothing Eating or cooking utensils and so much more Signs and Symptoms Symptoms of Ebola Virus Disease typically start two days to three weeks after contracting the the ebolavirus with the following: High fever Weakness Muscle pains Headaches Sore throat Bloody diarrhea Rashes Nausea Vomiting Decreased functioning of liver and kidney Bleeding (both internal and external) Low white blood cells and platelet counts Note: The disease becomes contagious when the signs start showing, it is not contagious during the incubation period. And infection can only be confirmed through Laboratory Testing. How can it be prevented? The following can be done to prevent infection and stop/limit transmission: Understand the nature of the disease Wash and sanitize your hands regularly: Maintain good hygiene and sanitization practices in homes, public gatherings and hospitals. Disinfect floors an surfaces regularly Floors and surfaces may contain fluid/blood trails of infected people. Keep your floor disinfected so that you do not come in cotact with such fluid. Avoid contact with infected carcases: Dead bodies of an infected animal or human carry the virus. Bury carefully and keep away, or wear protective gear. Avoid bushmeat: especially of Monkeys, Chimpanzee, and Bats. Avoid physical contact with people showing signs and symptoms of the disease. Wash fruits thoroughly: ensure your fruits are clean and do not eat plums already eaten by bats Cook food very well Do not travel to areas where the disease is endemic Stay away from any patient who may have the disease if an outbreak is suspected: do not touch an infected person (dead or alive) or their body fluids (blood, vomit, faeces, urine etc.) Listen to and follow directives issued by the Ministry of Health For Health Care Workers Protect yourself when handling infected animals/persons: Gloves and other appropriate protectives should be worn when handling sick animals or their tissues. Do not reuse protective equipments/clothing unless they have been properly disinfected Procedures that can expose health workers to danger should be carried out under strict and safe conditions Infected people should be kept separate from other patients and healthy people as much as possible. http://www.abiamoe.info/ebola.html |
pastor chris has not realized how much he is losing. every member of his church will go back to his or her family at the end of the day and he will be left alone. |
