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Comments here just proof that Nigerians are under mental slavery

So instead of showing me Serena Williams and husband you showing us hoes like Kim k and Co?
WTF

Laslim:
U f*ck her in d ass. Wot is d difference between dem gay

Difference is that you fucking a girl, dosnt matter if it's her mouth or Pussyyyy or ass or nose or ear.
DUDE WHAT YOU ARE FUCKING IS A FUCKING GIRL

divicode:
Useless design son

Lol wtf

erinolu:
Kai, see the audacity, like i don't give a damn.

Even if its not in the constitution, is it morally right to have an affair with subordinate police women while married. Would that not disrespect the office and the institution

No wonder...our police were rated WORST in the world

Cheiiii

He is a Muslim and it's "islamically" right.
WTF is morals

FortifiedCity:


Today, the 12th of November 2017 is my day just like every other day.
I rule the earth and all that live therein. All the forces of nature are at my beck and call and they do that which I instruct them. They have an unflinching duty to protect me.
Evil men and all enemies of nature are beneath my feet. And all I need to make any degree of positive change on the earth and universe is being provided. This is signed by me and approved by the creator....Amen!!

This is not the best place to write all this gibberish

MisterGrace:
How I toyed with one of the idiots.

Just the other weekend I was bored as f**k.
A text message came into my phone and behold
it was them scamming demons.

I decided to call the number in the text and one froggy voice
duck answered on the other end. His English sef na apology.

Customer care language fa? Zero. Anyway, I decided to give him
fabricated bank details and just before the I could finish calling out
the numbers, I terminated the call.

Behold the vulture fell for the trap and called back almost immediately.
That was how I kept on dribbling him with fictitious details for almost an hour.

The buffoon won't stop for the next three hours. With my 4000mah battery almost fully
charged, I kept on wasting his airtime and time until about 9pm when I told him I was just
wasting his money and time.

Come and see para...
The pig was vexed no be small.

You can't find those cows on true caller app.

I think the government needs to tighten the loopholes in the sim reg. exercise.

I always wondered how they did that

Lovetinz:
CPR Steps

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) can help save a life during a cardiac or breathing emergency. However, even after training, remembering the CPR steps and administering them correctly can be a challenge. In order to help you help someone in need, we've created this simple step-by-step guide that you can print up and place on your refrigerator, in your car, in your bag or at your desk.
Before Giving CPR
1
Check the scene and the person. Make sure the scene is safe, then tap the person on the shoulder and shout "Are you OK?" to ensure that the person needs help.

2
Call 911 for assistance. If it's evident that the person needs help, call (or ask a bystander to call) 911, then send someone to get an AED. (If an AED is unavailable, or a there is no bystander to access it, stay with the victim, call 911 and begin administering assistance.)

3
Open the airway. With the person lying on his or her back, tilt the head back slightly to lift the chin.

4
Check for breathing. Listen carefully, for no more than 10 seconds, for sounds of breathing. (Occasional gasping sounds do not equate to breathing.) If there is no breathing begin CPR.

Red Cross CPR Steps
1
CPush hard, push fast. Place your hands, one on top of the other, in the middle of the chest. Use your body weight to help you administer compressions that are at least 2 inches deep and delivered at a rate of at least 100 compressions per minute.

2
Deliver rescue breaths. With the person's head tilted back slightly and the chin lifted, pinch the nose shut and place your mouth over the person's mouth to make a complete seal. Blow into the person's mouth to make the chest rise. Deliver two rescue breaths, then continue compressions.

Note: If the chest does not rise with the initial rescue breath, re-tilt the head before delivering the second breath. If the chest doesn't rise with the second breath, the person may be choking. After each subsequent set of 100 chest compressions, and before attempting breaths, look for an object and, if seen, remove it.

3
Continue CPR steps. Keep performing cycles of chest compressions and breathing until the person exhibits signs of life, such as breathing, an AED becomes available, or EMS or a trained medical responder arrives on scene.

Note: End the cycles if the scene becomes unsafe or you cannot continue performing CPR due to exhaustion.


http://www.redcross.org/m/take-a-class/cpr/perfoming-cpr/cpr-steps

[/b]Check the scene and the person. Make sure the scene is safe, then tap the person on the shoulder and shout "Are you OK?"[b]

Makes no sense, I still believe the economist more

Stardom is not for everyone

After a group of Niqqas ran a train on her in Chicago, one idiot still propose to the olosho publicly

Must u join chidinma name to this? Wicked useless
bloggers

[/b]Do you see Muslims complaining or pointing fingers [b]
Useless bitch do shit in the name of Allah and see if them no go point u better dagger instead of fingers

WTF did I just read lol

[/b]According to police investigations, trouble started when Onyeme was approached by one of his killers, to teach him fraud. Onyeme agreed, [b]
Seriously what the fuq did I just read.
Rip though

pocohantas:
Nigerian cheating wives don't have plans of killing their husbands jare. They play the game well, the man can swear in amadioha shrine that his wife has never cheated.

It's the men that can't handle ordinary sidepiece. Mumuing about because of nunu!

.
That's why I don't advice any guy to waste time marrying a naija girl. Just Bleep them and discard them

IamKashyBaby:



It kills bacteria? The mouth alone, even its clean still have bacteria sha..what more of those who dont brush and gargle listerin

I cant imagine myself kissing someone & smelling his breath while tasting his saliva..juz thinking of it i wanna puke

Yeah, so yuck. I am happy there is some one that sees the truth. Imagine exchanging saliva. I can only kiss when super drunk, not when my senses are intact

Jman06:
Hmmmm. So how do you cope with your guy? Are there really guys in this modern age who don't enjoy kissing?
U can't date a girl who can't French kiss.

Yes, kissing is disgusting

Bring her let me be sure she is not really wearing bra

Only guy that steals naija money, flaunts it and don't give a Bleep

goslowgoslow:
Useless country with useless citizens like you who doesn't know that Nigeria simply completed her 50,000 slots hence it was stopped. Awon olodo!!!

Idiota, why must they complete it so fast if there are not as useless as you. Odiok ono uso doh!!!!

That's a low key gay seeking attention

See as Mr easzi look dirty like temi house boy

Dirtty because he is black

Why didn't this shit make front page,

Reference:
Eyah. It is bitterly disappointing to be jilted by an assumed faithful lover bit such is the price you pay for not being objective. Politicians are all hot air and no substance. It is the demands if an enlightened, proactive citizenry that brings about the much trumpeted dividends of democracy.

Wetin na

Huge loss to Nigeria? WTF, says who
We have youths dying hourly here and no on cares, u stupid politicians keep stealing the money, now wey e happen to u, u make an look so important. Bleep u

Hofbrauhaus:
A former President said "stealing is not corruption"..

Few years later, a vice president is saying "Stealing Unites Nigerians.

I taya for this country, I really taya! !

Idiots like u will always twist shitt didn't you read what he meant by that, bitchh it's called sacarsm

safarigirl:
Nigeria is no longer eligible for the lottery programme. We have been blacklisted.

They can scrap it for all I care, e no kuku fit help me

Nigeria always get blacklisted everywhere, useless kuontry

Ojuku imported her with so much cash, now poor idiots will be fucking that sweet pussssy for free

What a phallus looking award

Put price

DeeTus:
Lol! She sounded so desperate.
Many Nigerians are desperate and want to leave their country. While the US Embassy remain a torture centre.

She gave out a lot of unnecessary information that would make even the nicest VO think twice.

Saying the truth means she is desperate? Wrf