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Phones / Re: Mtn 20th Anniversary Reward: I've Received Mine by selingel: 9:37am On Aug 08, 2021
After downloading a video or two not worth 50 mb, 200 mb gone. They should be ashamed of themselves.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Frank Uduak-Akpan Father: If Death Penalty Is His Punishment, He Should Face It by selingel: 11:30am On May 15, 2021
jD32:
You must die too.

Another child spotted.

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Business To Business / Re: Sell your dead or faulty laptop to us by selingel: 8:44am On May 12, 2021
Location: Lagos.

NEC laptop has disk problem and failed battery.

So?
Business / Re: SCAM ALERT: Theobarth grant disbursement by selingel: 4:43pm On Apr 24, 2021
teachlead:


Come this boy, it’s obvious that this has become a matter for children. I’m not your mate neither am I related to you, If I’m not up to your father’s age at least I’m sure I’ll be 20-40 yrs older than you. You don’t jump into things like this, in a public space, you still have a long way to go, be guided, often times youth thinks that it has nothing to gain from the old, but it forgets that the sun that shines now is the sun that shone before the conception of his father.

I know I won’t say anything else to you, but be careful, a bald man never goes to a stone fight. We may know one thing but the other things we don’t know are greater than us. I wish you health and safe travels.

l know what l was saying when l said they will soon arrive here and infact, one is already spotted.

They are four in number and they gate-crash into people's affairs. They have become a nuisance on nairaland.

l hope the bashing this one has received will keep others away. This is heavy blow below the belt...lol.
Business / Re: SCAM ALERT: Theobarth grant disbursement by selingel: 9:33pm On Apr 23, 2021
l pity the op. They will soon arrive.
l am here to read and laugh.
l support no one.

NB - One of them from TELPECON grant thread has already been spotted.
Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 7:30pm On Apr 12, 2021
pek:
This is very powerful. I didn't hear him say Amen. Of course he can't cause despite the pretense and everything, deep down he knows TELEPECON is a scam. He with others have been scammed. But he is too proud to admit it.

Number 2.

Who next?
Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 2:45pm On Apr 11, 2021
peeps4u:


Rant from today till tomorrow, it doesn't change the fact TELPECON is a scam and you can't emotionally blackmail anyone for calling out your gullibility and the scam itself, and also the stupid lies that surrounded the scam all along.

You're obviously pained and loosing your mind. We won't spare your foolishness even if you cry or curse all over the thread.

...lol. Next please.
Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 1:48pm On Apr 11, 2021
peeps4u:

Selingel, let me help you since you're sure TELPECON is real.


May GOD or whatever you hold sacred bless you beyond limit if we are wrong with TELPECON and TELPECON is real. If TELPECON is a scam, cursed is your generation for attacking people who called out the scam.


Say amen?

LET ME ADD THIS ALSO,

MAY YOUR BLESSINGS BE AS REAL AS TELPECON GRANTS.

AMEN?




LOOOOOOOOL



Please lets hear from others. l have counted you already.
Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 12:58pm On Apr 11, 2021
peeps4u:


LOL. So you guys have shamefully abandoned this thread for telegram? What different does it make? Hasn't there been a TELPECON telegram group before now?

You're the foo*lish one who believed TELPECON story.

I guess shame has made you come in another moniker to disguise you're a TELPECON hopeful.

Go and tell your fellow beneficiaries who opened this thread to come and shame us with their grants. Stop ranting here.


Show us you're not a fool by believing in TELPECON with your grants.

A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE EASILY PARTED; That's why you all foolishly fell for $700bn grant and paid for grants. I heard many of you lost hundreds of thousands naira over telpecon? Isn't that a foolish act?

Now, who is the fool here?

BTW, you're the one angry here. We are only making mockery of your foolishness.

Channel this anger to your TELPECON, we aren't responsible for the non-payment. Running away from NL to hide your TELPECON show of shame wouldn't make any difference.


May GOD or whatever you hold sacred bless you beyond limit if I have thought of following anyone to Telegram, tallkess of being there for TELPECON. If not, curse is your generation for peddling lies.

Anyone here and not on your side is TELPECON grant would-be beneficiary. Rubbish!

l am beginning to count...

You are one.
Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 10:30am On Apr 11, 2021
Just what l wanted to see and hear from fools. This ship sunk a while ago.

Channel your anger to TELPECON and their beneficiaries, whom l hear have opened a private platform for themselves.

Just as l said before, see them come on again and wail after reading this.

Who comes first?
Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 5:17pm On Apr 10, 2021
More of such responses please.

Still waiting for others.
l am not disappointed.
Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 9:44pm On Apr 09, 2021
Finally, thread abandoned. What a shame.

Say one word here, they will call you gullible citizen. Truth be told, welcoming diverse opinion keeps a thread alive. ls only GOD that kniws those who applied for TELPECON grant.

So long you are not on thesame page with them, you are a gullible fool.

Every person on the other side is their enemy and TELPECON grant beneficiary. What a myopic way of reasoning.

See how they will react to my post. l am waiting for the first shot!
Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 6:43am On Mar 19, 2021
Melancholy:
When you hear say no grannttt!!! l shock o!




l must collect my money back o. Lol.











Now, l can go home and sleep well. l just referred two people to this forum and thread. All l wanted to hear, l have heard. They refused to read the handwriting on the wall.

l pity those that did not see it coming. As for those crying on my behalf, sorry l didn't die neither did anything happen to me.

Direct your sympathy to TELPECON beneficiaries.

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Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 7:52pm On Mar 17, 2021
Melancholy:
Boss, Update coming soon. I've been so busy with my studies cos of my exams.

l heard he finally handed over the telecopy. So, what next?

Wishing you success in your forthcoming or ongoing examinations.
Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 7:50pm On Mar 17, 2021
tplayer:


So this is your own what now? Hex? Infantile trash!

Agreed jare, but the comment is built from past experience, based on some people not minding their lane.
Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 6:56pm On Mar 16, 2021
@ Melancholy: Where is the update for today ooooo? Thanks in advance.

Quote me negatively or abuse me and lhear the demise of a sibling of yours.
Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 9:29pm On Mar 15, 2021
I like what l am seeing. All of these will attract government to activities of TELPECON.

lf real, the world will know. lf not, it will hasten its extinction.

More updates please.

NB - Quote or refer to me and lose everything good about your life and generation.

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Politics / Ekiti, Ondo, Ebonyi, 17 Northern States Sign Up For NLTP by selingel: 4:51am On Mar 14, 2021
OYETUNJI ABIOYE and JESUSEGUN ALAGBE

•FCT , Ekiti, Ondo, Ebonyi , 17 northern states sign up for NLTP

Six state governments , namely Delta, Cross River , Anambra , Akwa Ibom , Oyo , and Edo have said they will not donate any land to be used as grazing reserves for herdsmen under the National Livestock Transformation Programme .

However, 17 northern states and the Federal Capital Territory , as well as three southern states , namely Ekiti , Ondo, and Ebonyi , have signed up for the programme .
The Federal Government had in February said it had mapped out 30 grazing reserves across the country for the planned implementation of the NLTP.

The government said the implementation of the programme would result in a lasting solution to the farmers -herders crisis in the country .

The Senior Special Assistant to the President on Agriculture , Dr Andrew Kwasari , said in a statement , “ And every state that adopts the NLTP, it is to its own reality. It is not conscription , but if they do it this way, it will modernise livestock and crop production , remove conflict , create dialogue, and create cohesion in communities. ”

In 2018, the Vice President , Prof Yemi Osinbajo, had inaugurated the NLTP at the Gongoshi Grazing Reserve in the Mayo -Belwa Local Government Area of Adamawa State .

He said the plan was designed to run from 2019 to 2028 as a collaborative project among the federal and state governments , farmers , pastoralists and private investors.
However, some southern state governments on Saturday rejected the idea of creating a grazing reserve for herders. They said they did not have any land to donate for the initiative.

They stressed that any individual who wanted to go into ranching should rather look for land to buy.
The Delta State government said that the state had moved past talks on grazing reserves for herdsmen , saying it would never be part of such a plan .

The state Commissioner for Information , Mr Charles Aniagwu, told Sunday PUNCH , “ I don’ t know the one they are talking about . We have passed the issue of debate on grazing reserves. Anybody talking about grazing reserves now does not wish this country well.

“ Is the Federal Government rearing cattle ? Cattle - rearing is a private business and if a person needs land for ranching, they should buy . Ours is to regulate their activities and collect tax from them . We don ’ t have land to give anybody. ”

Also , the Anambra State government said it had no plans to create grazing reserves for herdsmen .

The state Commissioner for Information and Public Enlightenment, C- Don Adinuba , said the state had the smallest landmass in the country bedevilled by the scourge of erosion, hence it would not embark on any project that would further deplete its land .
Adinuba said , “ Ranching is big business. If herders apply for land to do their business , we can consider allotting land to them . But government cannot on its own start establishing grazing reserves because the era of government going into full- scale businesses has gone. Private sectors drive the economy all over the world .
“ Besides , we don’ t have the land. Anambra has the smallest landmass in the country after Lagos . So , we don’ t have that luxury of land for grazing reserves. ”

Also , the Akwa Ibom State government said it was not creating grazing reserves for herders in the state.

The state Commissioner for Information and Strategy, Ini Ememobong, said , “ We are not creating grazing reserves. But if the people want to do ranching as a private business, they can do so at their expense in line with normal land acquisition processes. ”

The Cross River State government also said it did not have any immediate plans to create grazing reserves for herders in the state.

The state Commissioner for Agriculture , Mr Okon Owuna , when asked if the state would create grazing reserves , said , “ Not now . It is not in the budget. We only implement what is in the budget . ”
Owuna, however , noted that the Obudu Ranch Resort was a grazing site in the state.
In Oyo State , the government also rejected the Federal Government ’ s NLTP programme .

The Chief Press Secretary to Governor Seyi Makinde , Mr Taiwo Adisa, told Sunday PUNCH that the state had set in motion the anti - open grazing law which must be followed by all herders in the state.
He said , “ If you are conversant with the state’ s anti -open grazing law , it has already spelt out the relationship between farmers and herders. It has also spelt out the position of the state on livestock rearing in the state.

“ The law signed by the governor says there won ’ t be open grazing of livestock in the state and there won ’ t be child grazing in the state, and that anybody who is interested in grazing in the state can apply for ranches.

“ If he spots a piece of land , he can apply to the landowner for a lease of the land for three years and it is renewable. Once the landowner agrees to the proposal , he would submit it to the Ministry of Agriculture and Natural Resources , which will , in turn, submit an application to the Ministry of Environment to conduct an environmental impact assessment. ”

Adisa said if the Ministry of Environment found such land suitable for ranching , it would forward the application to the governor for approval.

Although Edo State Governor Godwin Obaseki has yet to form a cabinet for his second term, an official who spoke on condition of anonymity said the state viewed herding as any other animal husbandry business, and as such would not give any preferential treatment to herders.
“ Cattle - rearing is an agricultural enterprise . Nobody is giving goat rearers or poultry farmers any special treatment . The governor has made this known, ” the official said .

Meanwhile, Enugu and Imo state governments said they had yet to decide whether to key into the NLTP programme or not .
Enugu Commissioner for Agriculture , Mr Mathew Idu , said he was not aware of the programme and had no idea about the criteria used by the Federal Government in mapping out the grazing areas.
Asked whether the state would key into the programme , Idu said , “ That is the executive council ’ s decision and not mine. ”

Also , the Imo State Commissioner for Information and Strategy, Declan Emelumba, said the government had yet to decide whether to key into the NLTP programme or not .

Ekiti, Ondo , Ebonyi , FCT , 17 northern states sign up for NLTP
On the other hand , the Federal Capital Territory , Ekiti , Ondo, Ebonyi and 17 northern state governments have signed up for the NLTP.

The Senior Special Assistant to the President on Agriculture , Dr Andrew Kwasari , disclosed this in an interview with Sunday PUNCH .

He said officials from the 20 states and the FCT would be trained to prepare for the programme ’ s implementation .
Kwasari insisted that the NLTP would help put an end to the lingering farmers - herders crisis , contrary to the belief in some quarters that the scheme was aimed at taking over people’ s lands for herders.
According to him , there are several components of the NLTP which state governments are free to choose from. He added that the government was not forcing any state to join the scheme .

Kwasari said , “ As we speak , 20 states and the FCT have indicated an interest in the programme . The states have written to us . What happens is that states interested in the NLTP will write to us .

“ We will then begin by taking them through training in preparation for the stages involved. The states that have written to us include 17 northern states , Ekiti , Ondo and Ebonyi .

“ There are several components of the NLTP. There is the public- private partnership component, whereby the state partners with the private sector to build ranches. So , the people need to understand that this is a programme that will help put a permanent end to the farmers -herders crisis . ”
The Ebonyi State Commissioner for Information and Orientation, Uchenna Orji , confirmed the state’ s participation in the programme , adding that it would improve the agricultural sector of the state.

He said , “ Yes, we want to take advantage of the National Livestock Transformation Plan to improve our agriculture to ensure that our farmers are involved in livestock production.

“ So , it’ s going to be wonderful , because it will involve the rearing of different types of animals. It is going to be an integrated farm and that is why it is called a livestock programme . We want to be part of the programme . ”

Similarly , the Ekiti State Commissioner for Agriculture , Olabode Adetoyi , said the state government was committed to the NLTP, noting that it was in the process of reactivating the Oke Ako and Irele cattle ranches in the state to cater for the interest of cattle businessmen .

Adetoyi said , “ We are committed to the NLTP. We have our Irele and Oke Ako ranches which we want to reactivate and give to any businessman that approaches us for ranches. ”

He said a two - day training programme for the committee set up by the NLTP and the state government was already billed for this month.

Additional reporting by MATTHEW OCHEI, TONY OKAFOR , PATRICK ODEY, ADA WODU, WALE OYEWALE, RAPHAEL EDE , CHIDIEBUBE OKEOMA, EDWARD NNACHI, TUNDE OYEKOLA, ABIODUN NEJO

https://punchng.com/farmer-herder-crisis-six-states-reject-fgs-livestock-scheme/

Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 4:26am On Mar 14, 2021
Otobroto:
Serious bullying taking place here. I don't really blame the "bullyee* and the "bullied". Na TELPECON cause am.

The energy exerted here, if applied to national issues, on the long run, things will change for good.

Circumstances like this leads to dictatorial system. Even if you assume to be enlightening the gullible ones, you are not supposed to attack people but issues. ln reality, it could lead to physical battle if they were to see each other.

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Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 4:00am On Mar 14, 2021
Hardtalk:


My crime now is asking for updates and calling TELPECON a game. lt is well.

Do you really have to dance to people's music? We are all entitled to our opinion. Let us assume you applied for the "scam grant", it is a personal thing.

l have long learnt to ignore some people.
Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 5:22pm On Mar 05, 2021
Let there be peace.
l hate to be made angry.

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Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 4:53pm On Mar 05, 2021
Kingdemu:
Fact still remains that telpecon is fake and there is no any free money for your greedy arrse. Go and hustle Oga

Hey! Product of a leaking condom, l am a professional in my field and by any standard, l can comfortably pay 10 members of your family minimum wage monthly, comfortably. Besides, no where did l support TELPECON, in any of my posts, but l have a couple of faithfuls awaiting this grant. So, l generate fun here, while we laugh it off, offline.

Answering you, is sharing in your generational stupidity. Know how you talk to people, because you don't know who is who.

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Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 8:25pm On Mar 04, 2021
Kingdemu:
Oh sorry you be Director abi Coordinator or wetin una dey call am sef? There's no grant. Accept the truth as bitter as it sounds

Did you read through this thread or just gate-crashed? Now l know that many are mad, but few are roaming.


Go use your drugs!

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Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 3:38pm On Mar 04, 2021
Kingdemu:
How gullible can people be? Oga go and hustle joor

This is how people attract problems into their lives. Have I ever told you here that l am a beneficiary?

Please mind your lane.
Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 7:07am On Mar 04, 2021
Melancholy:
At last, the reconciliation meeting paid off!!

Elomama and Nkanta embracing themselves!


To Melancholy; Good to see this. l hope it translate into prompt payment. We all must see the end of this grant.
Literature / Re: I Did Not Rape Christiana by selingel: 7:24pm On Feb 20, 2021
hmmm
Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 6:23pm On Feb 20, 2021
tplayer:


Abi o. Naim papa dey give grant?

Beneficiaries will now have to wait for a copy of an official letter, before they are credited. What kind of organisation is that?

More so, who still uses that technology in sending and receiving information?
Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 6:01pm On Feb 20, 2021
tplayer:
One man is the sole owner of a grant worth billions of dollar meant for Nigerians? Chai. A private citizen. Grant from what source? Who are those foolish enough to make a nonentity the sole owner of a grant worth billions of dollars? [/b]Haba


[b]So what if the so-called telex copy is destroyed by the now angry "unfaithfuls"? What happens? No disbursement again?



So CBN will transfer money to Elomama with no efficient database, expertise etc to share money to Nigerians, essentially telling him to function as a bank? Meanwhile the same CBN uses banks for the present loans and grants it's giving out.


Nigeria, Nigeria, Nigeria. How many times did I call you? Your problems are looking insuperable.

You lie to Nigerians, but forgot that there are people that will never buy your lies. That's TELPECON for you.
Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 5:58pm On Feb 20, 2021
tplayer:
"Telex copy"? Who uses it again, unless u are in the maritime industry, when you have fax, SWIFT, or even the popular email?

Hahahahahahaahahahah

Naija youths, I hail!


l wonder! All these are delay tactics.
Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 5:56pm On Feb 20, 2021
Melancholy:
lmagine the consultant liaising with some heads at the back of the person(chairman)whose name is on the grant. Thanks to CBN that frustrated their efforts! please don't quote me if you believe nothing works in Nigeria and by extension, Telpecon grant. l watched the video yesterday while the whole drama last as well meaning personalities were there both the old and young ones!


Modified: Elomama's is the sole name on the grant meaning he only can be given the grant to disburse! Once the telex copy of the total sum is retrieved from the consultant alongside other unfaithfuls who are now dismissed, disbursement starts!

A house divided cannot stand. Meanwhile, why this centralisation?

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Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 7:51pm On Feb 16, 2021
tplayer:


Only few are truly truly tired. Most, with the wrong interpretation of religion, have continued to hold on.

If scammer-in-chief (Elomama) says December 2022, u will hear things like " God bless elomama", "let's be patient", " they are working on it", etc.



You are correct!
I sense same.

Meanwhile, l am baffled also on how they have been accused of creating more groups, even when previous beneficiaries have not been settled.

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Crime / Re: Do You Know Anything About TELPECON? by selingel: 9:09pm On Feb 15, 2021
tplayer:


Plus the ignorance and poverty that abound in Nigeria.

Some of their Directors are beginning to doubt them. One openly said, he is sick of everything.

This is borne out of over delay and over postponement.

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