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These ones own Nigeria

I am sure their fellow terrorists will converge in their mosque, discuss the issue, then their Imam will call their fellow terrorist who is high up on the political ladder who will then make sure these ones are released with an apology and 3 tins of Bournvita and Dano Milk to break their fast....

I am very sure the issue discussed in the mosque wont be how an Ummah got to be involved in murder, kidnapping and terrorism but how arresting them has made them miss fasting and Sallah

Barka Da Sallah

GMbuharii:
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Your Moniker sef

No wonder you lack sense

In case you guys do not know..

Mikel's transport company owned the bus involved in that terrible accident with a Dangote Truck in Riyom, Plateau State ...it is reported in the 2nd thread below this particular one...in the attached picture you will even find Mikel's name and initials on the bloodstained bus

I see no one is saying that Mikel has used the accident victim for rituals...but most are accusing Dangote of using accident victims for rituals

Mikel and his Family are good people...Dangote is also a good person....Accidents happen and with the number of trucks that Dangote has on the road, it is only natural that his vehicles are involved in many road mishaps

Blaming Dangote trucks for accidents is like blaming Toyota for many accidents involving their vehicles...Toyota has very many vehicles on Nigerian roads its normal that their vehicles are involved in many accidents...simple

Nobody is using anyone for rituals...accidents happen anywhere and anytime

May the souls of the departed find peace

Even though I do not like Osinbade


Nice pics

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My favorite childhood memory... I was 5 years old

Mum: Junior if Aunty Shade comes to this house, tell her I am not around..

Me: OK Mummy

Ten minutes later, Aunty Shade knocks on door... I go and answer door

Aunty Shade: Junior is your mummy around?

Me: Yes but my mummy said I should tell you she is not around

Auntie Shade: What? ... *shouts my mother's name

*My mummy rushes out

Mummy to Auntie Shade: ahh.. It's not true o.. This boy will not kill me... Junior when did I say such to you?

*30 minutes later when Auntie shade is gone... My mummy beats me black and blue for being so silly

I expected this to happen as soon as Soldier Checkpoints were removed throughout Jos

Anytime those checkpoints are ordered removed, there must be trouble within a week

I honestly am beginning to think that those who benefit from bogus security allowances deliberately instigate crises so that their source of looting will never run dry

No checkpoints means less sucurity allowances obviously

I am sure the checkpoints will be brought back soonest and the security vote looting will continue

Nigeria na scam Walai

Whatever


Same Tuface who started a protest he couldn't finish?


Bloody two-faced coward

futurist369:
good afternoon everyone... I will turn 18 next month and I've noticed that my semen is colorless and slimy. I thought it was suppose to be whitish and thick. Please, is this normal at my age? Doctors in the house please advice

If that's the color of sperm you ejaculate when having sex, there may be a problem

Colorless sperm is mostly normally pre-cum... As in the kind of penis discharge one has when aroused while engaging in serious pre-intimacy with the opposite sex

Colorless sperm also appears in cases of non-vigorous masturbation...an example is masturbabtion while lying face down on your bed with your hand clutching your penis while vigorously rubbing both together... This kind of masturabation almost closes the penis-hole and while one has the feeling of full blown ejaculation, the penile discharge is colorless and a bit slimy...

I know all these as a professional masturbator in my very early adolescence... During those years, I nearly peeled the skin off my penis because of constant masturbation

Bottom line is... If your spermm is still colorless during real sex ejaculation or soap-based masturbation, then you have a serious problem

Be happy at least that she is alive and well enough to be troublesome



We don't know what we have until we lose it...

As an only child, I envy people when they complain about how troublesome their siblings are....

I wish i had troublesome siblings who will steal from me, make me very angry sometimes...

Why do you think couples who have no kids find it so depressing.... The sound of kids jumping up and down everywhere in the house, breaking stuff, screaming and playing, and being all the adorable nuisances that kids generally are, is such a joy to a parent... A parent will always complain about how stubborn their kids are... But they get depressed once the kids go on holiday and the house is as silent as a cemetary

It is usually when troublesome people die that we actually get to realize that their troublesome nature isn't the worst thing that can happen... That their trouble was part of what actually gave meaning to our own lives


I am sure your sister does not mean any harm... Calm down and be the persevering elder Bro that you are... If you can't put up with her youthful excesses, who will...

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czarina:
Nah, don't bother. It may be a waste but it's still manageable. Someone helped me burn the UPS a few weeks ago BTW. Been doing a lot of repairing since then and supplementing with the gen.


Congrats in advance on your wedding. Regards to her.

Manageable waste ... OK o


Thanks

czarina:
Oh that? It was a complete waste of funds. Got a gen but thanks anyway. How's Joy?

.... Waste bawo...

Kaiii... Maybe I should pick it up and help you fix it..

She dey fine

czarina:
Sellfish / buygala ? What's with the mention on my massage ad, just noticed it. Do I owe you?

Yes you do

You have not even thanked me for the power bank

Hh

Sold

femi4:
Tommy is still flat

Is it your tummy

Okuda:
ashawoo

Have you fvck her before?


Please within 10 minutes, show workings with the aid of adequate pictures and diagrams of when, where, how, and how many times you fvcked her...


Or I will also assume without proof that your mother is an Ashawo

Why is she posing in the 1st pix as if she wants to poo shot-put style??


Oshodi Keri Kilson

OK

Gather here if you see 'Pubic Holiday' anytime Public Holiday is mentioned


Pubic Holidays are days for Sexual refreshment..... A day for Pubic action

After everything, u Sha had the opportunity and finances to find yourself in New York


Give thanks boy...

Give thanks to the "poverty" that allowed you to go Yankee

Some other people's poverty did not even give them chance to cross over to Ghana .... So your own poverty is a kind one...

Give thanks Boy... Give thanks

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I sight her Hijab

For once in a long while...




Islam Amaka

Nice breasts

Packaging and painting on point

Fcf

I have nothing to say until the Court convicts them


They may be innocent after all....



But if indeed that nigga stole 188 million naira but was so stupid that he didn't deem it fit to disappear out of this shit-hole of a country, then he should be hanged for his stupidity

I am not encouraging stealing, but ibo people have this proverb... "if you want to eat a frog, eat a very big one so that when you are called frog eater, you will answer with pride .... What is worth doing is worth doing well... Even if na thief


Whatever your hands find to do, please do it very well