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Thank God for the little baby boy.

R.I.P.


May God deliver us from all evil.

chubbypearl:
To anyone:what do you think about online masters?

Depends on you, note that you will spend more than indigenous masters in tuition, browsing e.t.c also it is not well recognised in Nigeria. I cannot discourage you, but these are some factors you have to consider, and make your decision.

Goodluck.

So insightful, thanks we are on it.


Though i'm not against getting work before going for masters, but if job is delaying and you have your money, please don't hesitate to obtain your masters application form.

What of reporting to the teacher anytime someone jokingly call us husband and wife, you will not want anybody to take note of your crush.



Can anybody believe that my first toast was in SS3 3rd term, to a girl i had crush on since SS1. She didn't reply me before we departed after our Valedictory service, may be she would have given me a positive response if I had made my intention known earlier.

Funny memories.

Happy new year to the brave woman.

mikaj:
Niqqa you insight to live is pitiable. F.Y.I, I ve been asked out by 3 different ladies this year alone. Always friend zoning them due to not wanting to hurt anyone. So bros, get ur facts right.

Happy Anniversary brother, as you clocks 2 years on Nairaland today. Wishing you many more years of sensible, educating, entertaining and informative posts and topics on Nairaland. Congratulations!!!








Signed;
Executive secretary,
End Time Things Group of Nairaland.

seedsower:
We are happily maxxxrried for 2yrs now, yet I haven't got a yesssss!

Meaning you don't have to expect any response, the moment her action is positive towards you, the next thing is to start thinking about marriage.


You will just throw this killer question one day "when will I go and visit your parent so that we can start preparing for our introduction?".

butanep:
I graduated with 4.15

Congrats my handsome guy. wishing you greater success in Life.


Who is that lady in the first picture? Hope its not what I'm thinking about.

Some good parents will be weeping for this guy by now. Happy new year to the new maga.

Chanchit:
14, The ones that would rush in from carnival around 11:55, say Happy new year by 12:01 then zoom back to carnival.

Lol! As if they will die if 12.00am did not meet them inside church.

R.I.P. May God condole her friends and family. What a world we live in.

iyobs7:
Almost 6 years...

First time I asked::: Not ready for a relationship
Second time::: Was scared we'll not work out cos we were best friends... Said she was scared of loosing the friendship if relationship does not work out...

Third time::: You know me in and out, and where I am coming from, I dont think anyone else will be able to take care of me like you will... I would love to bear your kids one day... Yes... Nov 9th 2013 till date... We've had quarrels, fights and lots more but tho we are close to our late 20's we quarrel like kids, forgive easily and never proud to say sorry... I call her my little winchy winchy...

Nice one. The type of love story I always love to read. God bless your union.

Ghostlady:
[b ]Today is the end of 2014
Today is the end of sorrow
Today is the end of failure
Today is the end of sickness
Today is the end of lack
Today is the end of downfall
Today is the end of backwardness
Today is the end of disappointed
Today is the end of poverty
Today is the end of afflictions
Today is the end of that your worries
As we say good bye to 2014, I say good bye to all your problems in Jesus name.
Wishing us all a happy new year ahead.[/b]

Haaaaaa! so this message this guy sent to me yesterday was copied online.

Nice messages to send and inspire love ones.


Many may not prefer these mesages because they are used to one page (160 characters) SMS. poverty at its best.


Kudos to you @Op

Iyowuski:
those wey full dia booklet nd ask for xtra booklet at d end their result dey show f or E
u go ask ursef wetin him be dey wrt den

Many of them will be busy writing the biography of Obafemi Awolowo or History of Africa.

rill:
11) The category of people that would never come to the exam hall with important materials to work with. Na so u go dey hear bros abeg u get two biro's? Abeg shey u fit break ur pencil into two. Borrow me ur calculator pls. The list is endless.


12) The category of people who always ask for extra sheets. They leave u wondering if its the same kinda questions u have on ur papers. They can write heaven and earth. Funny enough, u might end up scoring higher than them.


13) The once that finish within few minutes after exam started. You sometimes conclude they are gurus, buh don't be deceived, some already don get plan B. As in, runz....

14) The ones that always fall asleep. They got bored? Didn't get enough sleep? Suffer a disease? Well, I really don't know for them

15) The types that only appear on exam days. U will never see them during lectures, and keep u wondering if they are actually in the same dept with u. Don't dull, u are dept mates.


16) And lastly, make I just stop for here. We have the prayer warriors. These ones can like to bend down and pray for close 15mins. Buh who am I to criticize them, prayer works.

I think I prefer this your own list, very common in most examination hall.

Less spending on frivolities, since there will not be movement of vehicles till evening.


#celebrateyourloveatthepollingboot#

woodcook:
I don c ma babe

Download her!

As much as I may not like GEJ or GMB, but I think I'm falling for this man's political and campaign zeal.


Keep it up man!!!

MRLINGTON:
Dino Melaye Grades president Jonathan with a customised polo.


http://lindaikeji..in/2014/12/lol-dino-melaye-grades-gejs-performance.html?m=1

Where is he wearing the shirt to? Probably 2014 passover night.

How many radio presenters were appraised for this list to be compiled? Is there no any sexy ladies in other parts of the country apart from Lagos?

Anyway, we don hear.

The major thing is the Joy of the day. Anyhow your wife will still dance pass you, just make sure you are not standing still. If possible do some practices before the day.

Must every news be on GEJ and Buhari, PDP and APC?

I'm not even an active user of BBM, so most of these complain is strange to me.

#Teamwhatsapp#

Who should we blame for this now? Can it be devil? I guess not.

May God save us from this evil world. Another reason to always avoid argument no matter how right you may be, most especially between strangers.



Thank God for making me see the last day of year 2014.

blemon44:
1. “I’m So Happy That You’re In My Life.”
Hehe.. I wonder who wouldn’t love to hear that. It’s really a great word that can diffuse any doubt or dispute in your relationship.



2. “I’m Very Sorry.”
Just swallow your pride and say it’s all your fault. You have better things to do and more important rules to stand on.

3. “You’re Great At That.”
Boosting her confidence is always a good thing. Make her feel elevated by you.

4. “Please, Tell Me All About It.”
Even if she talks for 30 minutes, all you need to do is nod along and she will label you a great listener.


5. “You’re So Beautiful.”
Most men get lazy with this one the longer the relationship goes, but you should try to say it at least once a week. I say mine 3-4 times in a week.. How many times do you ?


http://.com/post/8495/the-5-words-to-make-her-fall-madly-in-love-with-you

These are great love catalyst of all time.

justi4jesu:
See their teeth, I'm yet to see the Hot Romance from the Pix

Turn your phone upside down. You may see the warm romance, though I can't guarantee the hot one.

I don't have any option than to rejoice with you. eku orire oooooo oko Asake. ile ayo, omo ayo, ebi ayo oooo loruko Jesu.