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Ladies are more guilty of this than men

God please heal him if its not a photoshopped picture. I don't trust all these bloggers.

As a fellow citizen of Nigeria, i say congratulation to you sir.

tosyne2much:
This write-up is not based on mere assumption but my findings and encounter with ladies

It takes the grace of God if you aint guilty of at least one of the listed points

Lemme Keep The Ball Rolling

10 Mentality Of An Average Lady

1. A guy must be the one to start up a chat and he must be the one throwing the questions else he is not ready to chat

2. The society frawns against a lady making her intentions known to a guy, therefore, a guy has to keep pestering you b4 you finally agree in order to show to him that you aint cheap or desperate

3. A lady has to hide her virginity status or pretend to hate sekks in order to portray a descent or an attractive image


4. Sending Pm to a dude will make you lose your self esteem or pride as a lady

5. The mentality of an average lady is that, a guy should settle the bills. When the bill arrives at the table, you pretend it doesn’t exist cos you believe it's less of your worry cos a guy should always settle the bills by default

6. You are doing a guy a great favour by allowing sekks. Some will go as far as stripping unclad raining curses on a dude the moment he fuckks up because they consider it as a favour

7. A guy who loves you will go extra mile. Most ladies are brainwashed by this assertion. That is, a lady believes she can treat a guy the way she wants and expects the guy should be able to withstand any poo at the expense of true love
, not knowing you can pursue a man God has destined 4u out of ignorance and selfish motive

8. Any guy who tries to strike up a convo or pay your transport fare will later ask for your phone number 'cos he wants to woo you


9. You have to give unending busy excuses in order to portray an image of rear commodity

10. majority of our ladies believe our world revolve around sekks and that 90% of guys will never resist sekks. This sounds really funny but it is the real fact. I have spoken to so many ladies and I have come into conclusion that majority of our ladies believe that 90% of guys lack self control and will never resist sekks at any slight given opportunity

** Feel Free To Add Yours **

They have no comment. Its true to some extent.

pekelepekele:
God please save your children , what made her jumped out of a speeding vehicle?. A lady not a man for that matter.., I am seeing that as some voodoo spells .
May her soul rest in peace.

I'm thinking the voodoo spells cannot be from Benue, or can the spell work from a far distance more than 50km? In other word, God knows better.



R.I.P to the departed soul.

hajjady:
I will finish my service by february...so wat can I do about d NYSC certificate

But why are you just asking the question now (15th December) when the form had already closed since 12th December? It really pains me for you.


I would have advised you to apply, and tell you how you can go about it, since we didn't upload any certificate online apart from passport photography, even we didn't supply any information about NYSC, you will only submit/tender the certificate in the school.




But my advice is no more useful by now.

Gooci:
just submitted mine last week friday.... bt i wsnt asked to submit birth certificate, all other documents were there shha

Its important, you can take it there if you are around Abeokuta or you can find someone to submit for you. If you wont be able to take it there, call any of the phone numbers on the post graduate page, where we did our registration to confirm and lodge your complain.

Gooci:
cuz av been checking for my admission status, it has been saying av not been recommended for admission. I ws like are these peple in order

Brother take it cool, its too early to be checking your admission status sir. Application just ended, the current PG students are still writing examination, after which they can start thinking of next session. To safe yourself of tension, don't check again until you hear people have started getting admission, which will not be earlier than January.



Goodluck.

alhabeeb:
Thanks. Do u av idea of au soon the admission wil b out. As in the month.

This current PG students will be finishing their examination in january, after which the school will start admission process for next session, so we should be expecting admission list around mid-January and febuary, lecture may start fully around march and April.



The school management is planning on regulating PG calendar with undergraduate, so the next PG academic calendar will be shorter.

BornSad:
Hello Friends,

Please, someone should be kind enough to respond to this my late-coming post.

I finished from a well reputable federal university and have always harboured the dream of doing my MSc programme in another acclaimed federal school. I am presently in Lagos. I had wanted to try UNILAG for MSc only to discover my application came a bit late as applications had terminated earlier. Now, I came across this thread as I was making online enquiries about FUNAAB post graduate and sadly, I am late once more.

What is my fate now? Is there still any hope as regards me getting into FUNNAB? If not, which other school with or near Lagos could I possible go for now? I do not want to waste the next one year, please advice

Sorry for your usual late information, FUNAAB admission had closed for this year since 12th December. If you dont mind, Post graduate form for Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, Ogbomoso (LAUTECH) is just out, it is a reputable institution, though its a state University. you can get detail information on their website (www.lautech.edu.ng)

Goodluck.

kelvinbp:
please house help m explain this...I saw result remark=recommended....den jus below it I saw result remark reason=wrong bsc qualification....please what do they mean by this...?

It means the B.sc certificate you use to apply for the course does not correspond with the course at masters level. You can state your B.sc course and the course you applied for, so that we can advice you better.


Good luck brother.

I will prefer a lady being addicted to FIFA than using another man for relaxation, or gossiping about heaven and earth.

All these inhuman actions by the Police is becoming unbearing.



Please who initiated the statement "Police is your friend?

I don't think there is any differences between our Nigerian Celebrities, unclad and Pride.

MRLINGTON:
Make Up artist Damilola Quadri of @DeeqLooks transformed bride Busola Akinola for her traditionally wedding which held recently. Amazing transformation!

I respect talent when i see one.




I think this one worth my respect.

AutosBay:
Atimes I ask myself the benefit of cultism to an economy.

...Or to someone's life, economy is too far.

Jesus let your kingdom come.

maga1:
How many Pretty ladies can do this. I wish the couple a blessed marriage.

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I'm torched looking at this man. may be its because of his predicament he stays this while to get marry, cos he looks old.


God bless their home.

Tapout:
mehn the lady is pretty....

I must second you on this.


Nice face with fair complexion, crowned with moderate stature.

Congratulation Lovely and wonderful couple, God will bless your home.


You are too handsome and responsible for some people to start hating you.

mickykhe:
If I hear say I stope my eyes from looking, pls wat else is it meant for?

To look good and godly things.

detutu1:
Hi there, since we talking quits nd jobs here...lol...my cousin just got an offer as a customer service agent for airtel for 40k a month, but her shift is weird! 2-11 pm...she feels she shld just wait for another job since she just finished serving last month...I dunno what to advice her really since she doesn't v wia to stay in abk for now, she z actively searching btw...nd might not b able to go for interviews....should she 'quit' the 'offer'??

Is it 2pm to 11pm? If so, she will still have chance of going for interview, since most interview is always in the morning. Let her take up the job, to start having something to put as post service experience, better one will meet her there. Also to get accommodation in Abeokuta will not cost much. She have to start somewhere.

alhabeeb:
have u submitted. Beside d print out n transcript. Any other document require?

These are the documents you will submit to room 205 (upstair) Post graduate
school:
-Registration print out form
-Original bank teller
-Pin confirmation slip (the white print out you were given in bank, that had zenith
bank logo "Z" as its watermark)
-Reference/invoice letter you took to bank to pay
-University certificate/statement of result
-O'level result
-NYSC discharge certificate/exemption letter
-Birth certificate.



Goodluck.

hajjady:
What next after the printing of the form

These are the documents you will submit to room 205 (upstair) Post graduate school:
-Registration print out form
-Original bank teller
-Pin confirmation slip (the white print out you were given in bank, that had zenith bank logo "Z" as its watermark
-Reference/invoice letter you took to bank to pay
-University certificate/statement of result
-O'level result
-NYSC discharge certificate/exemption letter
-Birth certificate.


Goodluck.

Congratulation Ayefele. You should have understood the meaning of your name by now.


wishing you many more years of successful career.

wo1F:
Na wa o. Right before our own eyes, Nairaland Front page has been hjacked by terrorists. It has as a manner of speaking, gone to the dogs!

Go to the attached link below and drop your comments on how best Oluwaseun Osewa can handle this madness.

https://www.nairaland.com/2031191/opinion-homepage-way-too-busy

That thing is really sickening, i will leave sensible topics on front page to attend to some important issues if my life, only to come back after few minutes and meet useless celebrities, photoshopped and crime news on front page.


Seun should learn from some popular sites in the past, that are no more relevant nowadays. we love you and we don't pray for your downfall. Heed to advice.

Nairaland and celebrity news these days sha....



Is there still hope for people like us that joined Nairaland because of its great knowledge and educational benefit.

Law breaking is a normal way of life of a typical Nigerian Police.


Who tell you we are equal in Nigeria

2cato:
What about those fireengines that were imported from china for jamboree?

I expect them to be busy with the jamboree they were imported for now. How I wish I know the meaning of Jamboree.

eddiebruk:
If only the whole POLICE building can be completely burnt before the fire service get there, so that the POLICE can feel how it is to neglect a distress call.

But the fact remains that non of the policemen will has anything to loss if the building is completely burnt, the government will be the one to rebuild it with our tax, at inflated contract amount. So who loss, who gain?

Gboliwe:
Are they on Nairaland? Do your civic duty. Call the number!

Maybe we should inform all our government agencies (police, army, NSCDC, Fire service, custom, immigration e.t.c) to start having a representative on Nairaland, for effective community service, since Nairaland is where we now report cases in our area.



Very soon, some people will start building on Nairaland.