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No wonder its very hard for us to accurately calculate our GNI (Gross National Income) in Nigeria, we have many loose means of fund transfer like this one.

Adextaiwo48:
What is a UPN... Is that a political party or pressure group?

No. It is a pleasure group. A group formed to enjoy part of our national cake, being finance by Mr President and his family to deliver South-west to him come February 2015.

Its craziness now because its a man wearing it, but most of you would have been happy seeing something if the cloth is been put on by a woman.



Anyway, the cloth is not real.

amanda2013:
apc and pdp has nothing new to offer. They are just birds of a feather.

Its not that we dont have better personalities in this country that can rule this nation, better than GEJ and GMB, but politics is a game of number. the question is;


CAN ANYBODY/PARTY WINS AGAINST PDP AND APC THIS YEAR? NO.


So we are left with 2 options GEJ or GMB.

Though it sounds real, my question is is there no any internal (security) when the man was asking for people's money? Even if he used juju, that means the juju work for every soul in the bank at the moment.




waiting for Oronsanye's report on this issue

Those that start asking for road, as if you are on the street of Ikeja.


Bros, please where is Nokia shop here?

Yes. In NYSC orientation camp, during Man-O-war drilling. Apart from that, I have never.


Primary school? No
Secondary school? No
University days? No
NYSC camp? Yes



In the National Assembly? ......... (You should know na, by my first statement)

End Time Job.

SInce his problem is from religion perspective, and not medical or spiritual, then the woman should beg him to meet his pastor who esteem so much, for counselling, who will tell him how he twist his wife 4 times a day, including various sex advances styles.



With that he will understand how important sex is in marriage.

DAVE5:
Ladies, you enter your kitchen and caught your husband doing this, what would be your first reaction?

Guys: this is 2015, say no extortion and extravagant lifestyle of them ladies

Someone like this always make people think we Economist are stingy.





I pray God will bless me so much that no matter how stingy i want to become, the excess money people will be realizing from me in a month, will be able to feed Somalia and Angola.


I need your amen!!!

Must it always be them and their family?.... and if you ask these people, they will claim to be struggling for political post to serve the people.




Who is serving who?

This man has not truly repented in his heart, if not, he will not miss any opportunity to repair the damaged relationship with his maker.


Issue of Range Rovers is a baseless excuse, is he the first person to use expensive car? He still want to enjoys his prestige, respect and fame.

emusmith:
J for James!

Sir!!!



You called me sir.

No matter how good the points may look like, judging from the biblical and moral view.


It is wrong to patronize CSW (Commercial Sex Workers)

This is a good write up for any parent that care to learn.

So sad.


May God heal her perfectly

fijiano202:
wicked world....if the guy attacks the lady for revenge,people would call for his head....i wonder why she agreed for an illiterate to finance her education when she clearly had no interest


Guy whats the best way to punish her?

Praying for her to live long, to see the guy prospering and happily married to another beautiful graduate.



women sha!!!

After all these list, please tell me any cultural group in Igbo land that is less expensive.


Just say Igbo's wedding is expensive.

I'm here to see pictures of broom and umbrella, and you expect me to believe without pinsor, ok oooo.

KAYCEEJUNIOR:
Sorry to ask, is this a bus or a luxurious guest room? chai.....I have fainted

Is this a house or a bus?


KAYCEEJUNIOR Please wait for me, i want to join you, let me quickly eat bread and tea before i faint........ who knows.

what I'm I even doing here.


May be the topic contains something spiritual or biblical, i have been deceived to open a wrong topic.

Family Love.

Funny and true proverbs.


But ask a chemistry student how true this statement is "The water wey dem use take make eba can never be recovered back"

Decomposition comes to mind.

englishmart:
some people think chewing sticks are for old people with weak teeth. Lol.
Chewing stick now gets very low sales, because too many people have opted to toothbrushes.

How many of you still find use for chewing sticks?
When last did you make use of it.

For me, the last time I used a chewing stick was yesterday. I couldn't find my toothbrush and it was too early to get another.

What about you?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b5/Man_brushing_his_teeth_using_chewing_stick.jpeg

[img]http://3.bp..com/-0JeQ0kqVd3g/UZmE0ChHnPI/AAAAAAAAAO0/McfNdpl-aWI/s1600/IMG_0742.jpg[/img]

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https://www.ghananewsagency.org/assets/images/chewing%20stick.jpg

My own is I dont know how to use it well, my mouth will still be smelling later. I dont think I can even try it again at this time. Family house things then....

Though Okupe may be right to some extent, when last did GMB attended such a christian gathering.


But GEJ was also in Redemption camp during Annual Congress 2010, mainly to cajole worshippers to vote for him in 2011. Dont forget that was the last time he came to camp till now.




All na political stunt jare.

I pray for free, fair and bloodless election.



I cant believe that these are Portharcourt and Uyo, GMB interests are increasing day by day.

akpanikpe:
Its not Jst ordinary joor, he may had been warning her for Long, my be he was suspecting them b4, my oppinion thou.

Though your opinion, but your view get as he be oooo. There are many ways to correct someone mostly women better than this one, please dont be like this man in your home.

sexymoma:
Shola Fosido
Funmi Martin
Yomi Ogunmola
Adebayo Faleti

True. These ones really labour for entertainment industry in Nigeria.

Ladybluecash:
Abeg Nlanders apart frm BTW is abbre as betwwen wat else can it mean

By The Way (BTW)

By The Way (BTW)

Some guys will add this to the list;

"Girls complementing guys on their dressing" something like you look nice on your black suit and red tie.



Is it now a sin for girls to complement us?

moderatorr1:
APC pastor.
Told your members to come to church with their voters card then ambush them by coming to church on that same day with all APC party members including Buhari, fashola and their driver amechi.

Last time, I read that this anti partisan and true man of God was in Ekiti to pray for Gov. Peter Ayodele Fayose of "APC", the state and the people.



This man of God is so bless and influential globally, that he didnt need the favour of any Nigeria politician/leader for anything.


Is it for money?
Is it for popularity?
Is it for contracts?
Is it for political appointments?


God bless Pastor E.A. Adeboye till rapture.